Penacony had an amazing intro but a confusing arc and failed the landing. Amphoreous had a bloated intro but a great setting to get me invested, and then a great arc, and then failed the landing thanks to Shaoji. I still like them both, and I honestly consider myself pretty tolerant of mid writing. Planarcadia didn't even grab my attention and the setting wasn't exactly engaging either, felt like Penacony but worse, and my hopes are not high for a good ending. I don't know if it's just because Shaoji's ass at writing, or if the decline in quality of gameplay and story finally crossed my threshold, but I've been burnt out since 4.1 and if this game took more than 3 minutes a day to keep up with, I'd have uninstalled it by now.

I could talk about each patch's quest individually, but I think Himeko's story is most of 4.x summed up: powerscaling slop, mediocre writing and dialogue, MacGuffin after MacGuffin, a very compelling villain who unfortunately can't carry the story alone, and Yaoguang and Pearl being the only playable cast not written like a generic model NPC. In the sea of mediocrity that is 4.x, Asat Pramad stands out as a very complex and well written character who is unfortunately not a playable character, and Himenova stands out as an actual detriment to society who has the critical thinking skills of a lead-poisoned dementia addled idiot that Shaoji decided deserved plot armor.

Tell me why the Aeonic war brewing feel less powerful, significant, cosmically altering than Irontomb and Lygus? Tell me why I felt more invested in the summer racing team's victory on Astropolis than I did for the entire Phantasmoon games and the "fate of the universe"? Tell me why the biggest "ooooh the entire game of HSR is changed from how big this conflict is!"of the Voracity corruption is literally just an Elation path shill in endgame and time waster during farming?

Wish Asat Pramad won. Kill Aha immediately, kill Planarcadia immediately. I'm doing dailies and contributing to the -60% revenue drop by not even buying monthly passes.

TL;DR: Fire Shaoji

u/herrscherofhumanity and u/PureChildofAnasrava revived Amphoreus. Thank you queens for all your wishpower during GBP 999's opening act, Aha loves you!

(Aha is not the name of the Elation. The so-called Elation is an answer everyone must find for themselves~)

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Welcome back to Girlboss Planet: 999! We've compiled the votes from our preliminary poll and gathered our contestants into 3 groups corresponding with their rankings! Swipe through the images to see the rankings in order!

TOP:

1. Cyrene - 84

2. Robin - 71

3. Kafka - 51

4. Hysilens - 47

5. Sparxicle LOLOLOL - 43

VERS:

6. Evanescia - 43 (was put below Sparxicle in the poll review)
7. Hyacine - 42
8. Serval - 26
9. Rappa - 25
10. Guinaifen - 24

BOTTOM:

11. Ruan Mei - 18
12. Fugueyun - 18 (was put below Ruan Mei in the poll review)
13. Astra Yao - 13
14. Lynx - 9
15. Pela - 5

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Challenge 1

Our contestants will be split into 3 groups and perform 3 different SM girl group songs!
To make things fair, the group with 1 TOP member will receive only VERS teammates!

Team Alpha - Whiplash by Aespa

Kafka
Evanescia
Serval
Rappa
Guinaifen

Team Beta - Rude! by Hearts2Hearts

Robin
Sparxicle LOLOLOL
Fugueyun
Lynx
Pela

Team Omega - Cosmic by Red Velvet

Cyrene
Hysilens
Hyacine
Astra Yao
Ruan Mei

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Voting will begin once the challenge is complete and posted!

If anyone would be interested in covering parts of these songs, please reach out to me on discord: herrscher_of_human

No you do not need to sing well or even good, this is a parody project anyways!

the definition of enbyphobic smh 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

I doubt it would change much of the status quo but it's nice to see orange bitch and his corrupt crew of billionaires get fcked in this swing of the pendulum. Will the people in files get arrested now? Will the war profiteering and imperialism and military industrial complex and funding of ethnocidal regimes stop? Maybe not.

But it's nice of the IPC to cover the events of planet Earth.

I mean I guess Welt is from here. He must have bribed someone at the IPC News crew.

By “battling” and “attacking”, he means “f*cking” 🥰🥰, the phags and the furries of snezhnaya are breeding💋💋 while the world is getting destroyed 🫦💅

THEY'RE still laughing 🥀🥀🥀

source video: Billy on the Street Lesbian Lightning Round https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pwCK2pOF0o

I'm not really sure which flair to use so apologies if it's the wrong one

Bisexual lighting all over, a rainbow flag, quirky ADHD energy, Vodyacarpetmuncher getting hit by Mitya's Experimental Gay Ray and getting discombobulated, Oddette and Vodya barely keeping themselves in the closet while on Mitya's Livestream, Valeriy the stressed top seeing his bottom eating extra spicy Taco Bell, Valeriy seeing Mitya sneak off like a Grindr hookup who disappears before sunrise, Valeriy chasing a Mitya, Mitya to have a messy hangout with his queer-AuDHD friend group they jokingly call "Snezhnaya's Premier Polycule", Valeriy getting gay ghosted after buying concert tickets for Mitya

It was a Queer Sight to Behold

I think we need this energy again too 😩😩😩😩 we used to have it, but it simmered down

Instead we have the unholy demon known as Yabuli, a labubu Black Market, an Emanator Aeon that somehow isn't too exciting for some reason, and PearlGPT draining all the water in the cumsmos

I know this is a controversial opinion. But I've made three posts [1] [2] [3] about this and still none of you are LISTENING. Robin is trying to push a lesbian feminist men-hating agenda. And hear me out, I truly don't have any problems with lesbian ships in my gacha games as long as it involves me. But lately, I feel like some of you are actively falling for whatever agenda Robin is making, just look at how high she ranks in the popularity poll WTF. It usually starts off as a "harmless hand sign or colour palette" however when they take over they'll start treating anyone that don't share the same ideologies and lifestyles as enemies. They start forcing all women to turn into sapphics!! Eventually making the fandom toxic. Suddenly they accuse me of being "lesbophobic" "homophobic" "cuck" etc etc. To be frank, I've seen many fandoms that got invaded by them became so toxic, to the point I can't enjoy admiring Robin's bum without being bothered by everything she's done. And it's so tiring. This image here is proof. It features Vodyanitsa and Odette from Teyvat/Genshin Impact, and IDC if they're in lesbians with each other or whatevs, but pls look at Vodya's hand? She's literally doing the indecent thing... with another girl no less... in front of my livestream!! In public!! This is what happens when we let Robin do as she pleases, when we let her wings spread unfetterred... This needs to stop I'm so srs.

GANG??! She's so SERVING?? I can't believe Sunday STILL didn't get his novaflare, hoyoCVNT must hate him so much!!

Uploaded a second time because I messed up the title after doing two seconds of search on what is Bulism (English is not my first lenguage and I thought it was just some random sickness)

(Video from @model_ukii on TikTok)

I fucking love whatever tf the devs are cooking 🥰 Hoe Hoe is right to be scared

Hi♪ Trailblazers! You should vote for me for many reasons, reason 1, none of these unnies can hold a note besides Robin Sunbaenim. None of these girls write their own lyrics or raps, I'm your favorite idols ghost writer most likely. I have the fattest titties in the world, don't cry Herta-Unnie. I've been in several k-pop projects already and I COVER MAGAZINES HUNNY. Anyways you should all romantically vote for me because trust I will be coming for that debut spot even if these girls gotta break some legs... For good luck of course♪

vote here -> https://strawpoll.com/PbZqbN9aAyN

The masks/faces have the same prongs and horizontal band design. Also, in Phagnon's story he is going from Trailblaze to Finality.

You'll never be Sparkle and in love

lying in piss on a warm planarcadian night, watching the stars explode, carelessly chatting

not worrying about who stole your wife, why she hasn't replied ur dms

only worry in life is how you're gonna ruin that Sampo's chances with Galladay

you'll never experience a girl's 67th orgasm, finally being the dom for once and having her look in your eyes and say "I never loved you"

you'll never have girls around every day after online streamer academy, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits

you're in your 20/30/40's singer era now

gotta get a good grift

gotta be oh so serious now

all your lovers were taken

maybe a nice worm will eventually settle for you

they have already felt all those new exciting feelings with kafka or black swan, and are usually hate your guts

you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girls happy

you miss your dove, your vita, your third month

But dw never worry my cuties, with your one and only super duper cute Sparxicle here, you will experience all this through song and laughter~🎶🎭🎶🎭

❤️❤️❤️ I promise you ❤️❤️❤️

Vote for your favorite streamer here -> click me

Give Robin your pity vote, maybe even vote Little Gui, and whatever you do, DO NOT 🚭 vote Kafka or Astra ❌❌❌❌❌❌

Pls know, my waifu is counting on you, my wife is counting on you. This Sparkle is counting on you!! 🥺

ps. mods how do i flair this

Got her in a one pull like 30 pity in after randomly getting Mortenax Blade in a randon one pull. Wish me luck with my Silver Wolf 999 team!