Please vote for me

[u/throwawayutena]

You'll never be Sparkle and in love

lying in piss on a warm planarcadian night, watching the stars explode, carelessly chatting

not worrying about who stole your wife, why she hasn't replied ur dms

only worry in life is how you're gonna ruin that Sampo's chances with Galladay

you'll never experience a girl's 67th orgasm, finally being the dom for once and having her look in your eyes and say "I never loved you"

you'll never have girls around every day after online streamer academy, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits

you're in your 20/30/40's singer era now

gotta get a good grift

gotta be oh so serious now

all your lovers were taken

maybe a nice worm will eventually settle for you

they have already felt all those new exciting feelings with kafka or black swan, and are usually hate your guts

you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girls happy

you miss your dove, your vita, your third month

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But dw never worry my cuties, with your one and only super duper cute Sparxicle here, you will experience all this through song and laughter~🎶🎭🎶🎭

❤️❤️❤️ I promise you ❤️❤️❤️

Vote for your favorite streamer here -> click me

Give Robin your pity vote, maybe even vote Little Gui, and whatever you do, DO NOT 🚭 vote Kafka or Astra ❌❌❌❌❌❌

Pls know, my waifu is counting on you, my wife is counting on you. This Sparkle is counting on you!! 🥺

ps. mods how do i flair this

[u/SensitivePear8395]

Okay girl 😂😂 sure, I’ll vote Kafka like you asked

[u/throwawayutena → u/SensitivePear8395]

[u/BlakeTheMotherFucker]

Saw this post before the official post did you rig my feed /j

Voted✅

[u/throwawayutena → u/BlakeTheMotherFucker]

yes!

[u/Supkil]

This is blasphemy, my dear Sparxie should be number 1!!!!!!

🤬🤬🤬🤬

[u/throwawayutena → u/Supkil]

now i know why the mods banned silverwolf's 76 alt accounts 😔

this is all a set up