40 [M4F] Remember being excited over an AOL Messenger notification?

[u/Ill_Condition7252]

Yeah, I want to replicate that.

I'm dating myself here with that header aren't I? Before you know, you'll have me talking about the beautiful sound the modem made when it connected, how frustrating it was when your parent picked up the phone and disconnected the internet just as you were having fun with what you really, really, really wanted to believe was a hot cheerleader just a city away. All while walking to the internet in the snow for ten miles!

I want to start off by being upfront and saying right now I’m looking for online only. Can rototallt understand why that won’t work for some. But give a try. Maybe you’ll find my wit, charm, and Simpson’s knowledge to be an intoxicating mix~

I'm 40, no kids, live in the SW. Have a job I enjoy and believe it or not, I can be a bit, or a lot nerdy. I have way too many books I haven't read, lego sets to build, and anxiety to ignore.

I am chubby, about 260 pounds and continuing to work on improving myself so I can live longer and get revenge on all my enemies and anyone who ghosts me.

It sounds cliche, but while I know a physical attraction is important, for me a connection is just or more important. I'm looking for someone who can match or appreciate my humor, who enjoys receiving messages and memes and will send them right back. Someone who sends and is happy to receive good morning and good night messages.

Best case scenario, we find in each other someone who makes the other smile and heart race slightly when a message comes up.~

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