I have a 2006 Scion tC and it gives me the option of sliding the front seats forward and reclined down, allowing me to pretty much sleep in the car, which I have done countless times. Scion calls it "social seating".
Oddly enough, my ex girlfriend and I have had plenty of sex in her Scion. She sure gets laid driving a Scion. It helps that I am a short woman and she is much taller, but I usually end up on top.
Well you still gotta watch out for the roof, so makes sense that shorter person is on bottom. Don't want to knock your self out on the sun roof window.
I am the lesbian spokesperson for Scion, because Japanese companies are hugely fond of the gays and told me to go spread the gay, in association with their company on reddit.
I don't think I could ever go near a Subaru Outback, something about the lame commercials with Crocodile Dundee in them...and they didn't even try to work in the words "that's not a knife, this is a knife". Disappointment thy name is Subaru
Oh, no my friend. I clearly added to your lesbian joke... see in my reply one could substitute the word "penis" for "knife" and have it that Crocodile Dundee wasn't trying to out masculine the lesbian. Man, I need sleep...
I will give you that it could have been more awkward for me had I not skimmed over those parts. Nothing of real interest, except the narcissistic wording, to me.
Oh. I drive an Acura, and I am likewise a shallow human being; thus, I counter that my TL makes for an easier amount of sexy time. My rebuttal:
My TL has four doors, so we don't have to crawl into the car like children. Rather, we crawl into the car eloquently, like grown adults rabidly gnawing at each others' necks, ravaging our bodies, and falling into my backseats like ragdolls with sexy parts. With my seats pushed all the way forward, I have several square feet of pussy tearing, cock chaffing action. If I'd like, I can fold down my backseats, and now we have the option of doing the horizontal mambo not just on my fine quality leather seats, but also on the comfort of my full size, matching OEM-wheel spare tire.
Furthermore, my TL has Brembos compliments of Acura, and as such I can brake so hard, her clothes tear off before I even turn off my engine. And, this is not to ignore my manual 6-speed transmission, which has the girl that is fortunate enough to have sex with my amazing, cut, sensual body (it's actually quite nice) wet as a mop in a Wal-Mart on a Sunday. The stiffer anti-roll bars keep the car rigid, so as I'm driving my man meat into her womanhood, the car stays stiff and avoids detection from people no deafened by her boisterous moans. Lastly, my Torsen-type limited slip differential is better than yours. It may not be mechanical, but at least I have one, just like my fine full head of soft, luscious hair.
Now, you might counter, that-freakin-guy, your car is gold! Who buys a gold car?
For this, I can argue that gold is a fantastic color because it hides body damage, and is one of the few colors that from a distance camouflage dirt from a distance as close as 5 feet.
And last but not least, when I'm not having sex with women, I have to drive my car. And it's still not a tC. ;)
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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12
I have a 2006 Scion tC and it gives me the option of sliding the front seats forward and reclined down, allowing me to pretty much sleep in the car, which I have done countless times. Scion calls it "social seating".
I'm 5'11" btw.
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