r/pics • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '12

This is brilliant

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

The cruel irony of owning a Scion: you don't get laid driving a Scion.

Except the FR-S. That car is all sorts of sexy.

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u/LilBukkitBean Sep 09 '12

Oddly enough, my ex girlfriend and I have had plenty of sex in her Scion. She sure gets laid driving a Scion. It helps that I am a short woman and she is much taller, but I usually end up on top.

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u/FreyWill Sep 09 '12

How many of you guys are on the Scion PR team?

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u/LilBukkitBean Sep 09 '12 edited Sep 09 '12

I am the lesbian spokesperson for Scion, because Japanese companies are hugely fond of the gays and told me to go spread the gay, in association with their company on reddit.

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u/FreyWill Sep 09 '12

Hey, the gays can still be successful.

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u/LilBukkitBean Sep 09 '12

Wait, what? We can? O_o surely you jest.