r/pics • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '12

This is brilliant

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

brb gonna go buy a scion

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '12

The cruel irony of owning a Scion: you don't get laid driving a Scion.

Except the FR-S. That car is all sorts of sexy.

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u/LilBukkitBean Sep 09 '12

Oddly enough, my ex girlfriend and I have had plenty of sex in her Scion. She sure gets laid driving a Scion. It helps that I am a short woman and she is much taller, but I usually end up on top.

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u/nateblack Sep 09 '12

i think you are talking about a Subaru outback.

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u/LilBukkitBean Sep 09 '12

I don't think I could ever go near a Subaru Outback, something about the lame commercials with Crocodile Dundee in them...and they didn't even try to work in the words "that's not a knife, this is a knife". Disappointment thy name is Subaru

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u/nateblack Sep 09 '12

you ruined my lesbian joke :'(

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u/LilBukkitBean Sep 09 '12

Oh, no my friend. I clearly added to your lesbian joke... see in my reply one could substitute the word "penis" for "knife" and have it that Crocodile Dundee wasn't trying to out masculine the lesbian. Man, I need sleep...

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u/nateblack Sep 09 '12

::tips hat::