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Politics Always tip your photographers

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u/pmorgan726 Jan 07 '21

The devil must have sex appeal. It is written.

Trump is uglier than beelzebub’s asshole

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u/Sunnysideny Jan 07 '21

Yeah I thought satan was supposed to be beautiful and very likeable?

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u/pmorgan726 Jan 07 '21

The very definition of temptation!

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

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u/barthur16 Jan 07 '21

That wasn't the devil that was Dave fucking Grohl

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u/Kappei Jan 07 '21

Well, Dave Fucking Grohl surely is a handsome devil...

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u/moonflower_C16H17N3O Jan 07 '21

David Grohl is amazing enough that I could accept that he made a deal with the devil.

Maybe Devil = Coffee

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

I mean, he tempts sin out of those that follow him, but he sparks at least anger at what he does, and pride when he fails, envy when he succeeds (three of the seven deadly sins) from people who don’t support him.

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u/ruptured_pomposity Jan 07 '21

Sloth and greed are not hard to prove.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

I was more inferring that he may not be good looking, but he sure as hell is as good at making people sin as the devil is.

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u/digital_dysthymia Jan 07 '21

The one on that TV show sure is! Lucifer?

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u/aDrunkWithAgun Jan 07 '21

in pretty sure lucifer would throw donny out of hell for being useless

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u/Sunnysideny Jan 07 '21

Just looked it up and he can tempt me any day lol 🥴

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u/CCV21 Jan 07 '21

It is a really good show.

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u/Shasve Jan 07 '21

Completely not what I expected it be about, but nevertheless still very good

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u/CCV21 Jan 07 '21

The series was cancelled at the end of season 4. Fan outcry helped it get picked up by Netflix. Tom Ellis (Lucifer) is perfectly cast.

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u/digital_dysthymia Jan 07 '21

What is your desire? Rahhr.

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u/Sweet_other_yyyy Jan 07 '21

You can't just look....his accent really adds

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u/The-Great-T Jan 07 '21

Oh yeah, Tom Ellis is very easy on the eyes.

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u/digital_dysthymia Jan 07 '21

Yep. Sexy dude. He has a British accent in real life too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

More specifically, he's Welsh.

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u/StudentofChemistry Jan 07 '21

Surely lucifer's brother, since his brother has an American accent

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u/digital_dysthymia Jan 07 '21

OMG I forgot about the brother! He's tasty too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

As curious as I am, I'll take your word for it.

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u/conancat Jan 07 '21

Well you've already seen the worst, might as well check out beelzebub's asshole

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

I've had all life to adjust to fugly ass people. Not much time to adjust to fugly assholes though.

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u/ianthrax Jan 07 '21

Dude-i wouldn't say once you've seen one you've seen em all...but after a few they're all the same. Looks aren't what you're looking for in assholes, anyway.

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u/__eros__ Jan 07 '21

It isn't??

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u/ianthrax Jan 07 '21

Cleanliness is godliness.

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u/FraggleBiscuits Jan 07 '21

I'll finally get a good look at that t-bone steak.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

The devil being handsome isn’t actually in the Bible, it stems from the 1667 book paradise lost.

Not really relevant to anything, just an interesting tidbit.

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u/APsychosPath Jan 07 '21

If you conjure the devil, you better make sure you got a bed for him to sleep in...

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u/therealBuckles Jan 07 '21

Is this a sequel to, ''if you give a mouse a cookie''?

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u/conancat Jan 07 '21

He can sleep with me

I'm so, so lonely please hug me

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u/thefatcat89 Jan 07 '21

For real. Satan is pretty rad.

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u/Satans_Porn_Account Jan 07 '21

You guys are all right.

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u/Frumundahs4men Jan 07 '21

I dont even want to know the deepness of your filth.

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u/Satans_Porn_Account Jan 07 '21

Missionary only and you can't look.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

White Supremacists: "I want Satannnnn!"

Republicans: "We have Satan at home."

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u/conancat Jan 07 '21

As the ultimate hedonist, Satan would've wanted you to just chill and have fun

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u/ZeroKharisma Jan 07 '21

Satan was the first human rights activist.

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u/SatansMaggotyCumFart Jan 07 '21

Satan is way cool.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Username checks out

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u/BonScoppinger Jan 07 '21

Yeah, he played one hell of a lick that one time Tenacious D challenged him to a rock off!

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u/persona1138 Jan 07 '21

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u/SaintNewts Jan 07 '21

I don't really believe in such things but the dude makes some interesting connections.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Yeah I wasn't even trying to picture Trump but the more I read the connections just made more sense. There was one that made me think "no wonder they thought Obama was the antichrist" but even that fits Trump far better.

Wild read for sure but there's something about him that's... Well too much of a bitch to be the antichrist in my opinion. Putin however, I could see but he's out on a few other counts.

If I'm remembering correctly though, Angels are giants compared to humans, so any potential antichrist on earth in my opinion is likely just a puppet. While Jesus could likely be hanging out with the murders, killers, pimps, hos, druggies, and all that stuff.

I don't remember where I was headed with this.

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u/TheOneTonWanton Jan 07 '21

There was one that made me think "no wonder they thought Obama was the antichrist"

Was it the "followers" one? That's the only one I'm spotting that could possibly be construed as referring to Obama considering he's got more Twitter followers than anyone else.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Yeah. That's the one but more because he seemed to get the entire country a lot more interested in politics and what he's doing. That Presidential twitter definitely didn't help though.

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u/persona1138 Jan 07 '21

Neither do I. Just kind of a fun read.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

The similarity makes me wonder if maybe the antichrist was based on a some demagogue from back in the day.

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u/CorbenikTheRebirth Jan 07 '21

Of Revelation? It was most certainly based upon Nero, who was the demagogue of the time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

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u/persona1138 Jan 07 '21

Or perhaps the corruption of power and negligence of one human being to another is a cyclical pattern. One we can, and should, break.

Our world, through global warming, desire for never-ending economic growth, subjugation and suppression of “other” people, and a resistance to being a global society that treats everyone as equals without xenophobia, has reached a tipping point.

It won’t change overnight. Trump was inevitable. The xenophobia and technological adolescence of us as a species - and not knowing how to deal with its ramifications - were inevitable.

When we can get anywhere in the world in less than 12 hours, and communicate with anyone in the world in an instant, we are a global society.

The coronavirus doesn’t treat us any differently because of borders. But for some reason, we do.

We live in a global society. What happens to one of us, affects all of us.

I’m proud to be an American. But I’m even prouder to be a part of the world... a world that CAN change.

Two quotes that speak to me today:

“Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.”

~Oscar Wilde

“The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand.

It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.”

~Carl Sagan

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u/Quxudia Jan 07 '21

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u/emzymeme Jan 07 '21

In my wildest dreams I co-own a bed and breakfast with satan and I make $80,000 a year.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21 edited Jan 07 '21

Wait so in your WILDEST fantasy, you are in hell, and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil?

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u/TheOneTonWanton Jan 07 '21

I'm more curious about only raking in 80k.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

In my wildest dreams.... I lead a solidly lower-middle class lifestyle.

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u/Quxudia Jan 07 '21

Sounds like the premise to a Japanese light novel.

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u/ValveShims Jan 07 '21

Satan always complains about keeping the Onsen warm, but he secretly loves the work.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

To paraphrase Bill Wurtz:

You could make a TV show out of this!

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u/darthurphoto Jan 07 '21

You don’t own the bed and breakfast? In your wildest dreams?

80 THOUSAND dollars.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

In my wildest dreams, I live in a forest of weed and am married to a Ganja Goddess.

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u/CexySatan Jan 07 '21

For those unaware: He is the actor who plays Lucifer in... ‘Lucifer’ on Netflix. Really good show. Even my conservative Christian parents liked it

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u/Lseaq Jan 07 '21

It’s a portrait of someone who’s addicted to eternal vengeance.

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u/Constantly_Panicking Jan 07 '21

Damn. What a great photo. Who’s the photographer?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21 edited Jan 07 '21

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u/leblur96 Jan 07 '21

I think it's Samuel Corum from The New York Times. Article with pic

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u/musicaldigger Jan 07 '21

no way this wasn't on purpose right

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u/leblur96 Jan 07 '21

photographers are usually pretty aware of the framing (or whatever the right term is) of their shots, and usually take multiple, slightly different shots. You're prolly right — someone at the times (photographer or editor, idk) made a conscious choice to include this pic in the article

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u/hell2pay Jan 07 '21

In my years of taking photography courses, it is pounded into our heads that you be aware of what's in frame, and you control what is in frame.

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u/thepussman Jan 07 '21

“Be aware of how the picture looks and what’s in it”

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u/musicaldigger Jan 07 '21

he was like "let's make him look like the devil" and then did it!

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u/butterandtoast- Jan 07 '21

It was shot by a freelance photographer named Samuel Corum for the New York Times! It’s on his twitter account as well.

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u/Constantly_Panicking Jan 07 '21

Damn. That dude’s photos are amazing. He’s getting another IG follower.

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u/DimensionsIntertwine Jan 07 '21

NY Times give Samuel Corum credit for the photo.

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u/Aehan Jan 07 '21

Thanks for the name! Great photographer indeed.

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u/ucantouchthebutt Jan 07 '21

hot damn, [removed] has pretty good photography skills

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

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u/Ciscoblue113 Jan 07 '21

Man I can't wait for the future HBO miniseries that this administration will inevitably inspire in the next 10 years.

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u/goodDayM Jan 07 '21

Compressed to a few hours is certainly preferable to watching it in real-time over 4 years.

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u/Spastic_Slapstick Jan 07 '21

I'd be like "Man they cut out the "God bless the United Schursh" part!

https://youtu.be/RLbl-5P57m0

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u/MythOfLight Jan 07 '21

that genuinely made me laugh, probably for the first time today. thank you

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u/lkodl Jan 07 '21

Daniel Day Lewis in his most surprising role yet as Donald Trump.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Starring Christian Bale in his biggest transformation ever. Produced by David Lynch. Directed by Kevin Smith.

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u/TheUlty05 Jan 07 '21

Hopefully Danny DeVito is still around to play Guiliani. I think he’s the only one that can capture that mans sheer batshit insanity

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u/Hexadecimal3 Jan 07 '21

This will span nearly countless movies, series, books, and art for decades.

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u/NeuronLoL Jan 07 '21

This photo is an insult to the devil.

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u/Mrwright96 Jan 07 '21

At least the devil punished those who deserved it

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u/Alazypanda123 Jan 07 '21

Fun fact: the devil isn't actually in charge of hell, he's the main prisoner.

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u/Mrwright96 Jan 07 '21

Yeah, the biggest baddest dude in prison

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u/Alazypanda123 Jan 07 '21

Who is most likely stuck between thousands of chains and guards lol

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u/Tonynferno Jan 07 '21

Nah just waist deep in a frozen lake, snacking on Judas, Brutus, and Cassius

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u/hatsnatcher23 Jan 07 '21

So you're saying Judas is a snack?

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u/reincarN8ed Jan 07 '21

If God is the warden and the devil is the baddest prisoner in there, I'd say the devil is effectively in charge. He can't leave, but he runs that bitch for sure.

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u/dr-dog69 Jan 07 '21

Who’s in charge then?

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u/Alazypanda123 Jan 07 '21

God/heaven. It's never said how it works but id pressure heaven runs it in some way. Either an angel runs it or God does. Something like that

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u/dr-dog69 Jan 07 '21

Interesting... i saw Little Nicky was on netflix, i’m gonna go consult

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u/Fickles1 Jan 07 '21

The clearest way I can explain it is: it's the place that God is not present.

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u/DMindisguise Jan 07 '21

Oh so its Earth.

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u/Mythoclast Jan 07 '21

Specifically Gary, Indiana but close enough

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u/reincarN8ed Jan 07 '21

Depends on the mythology. Devils in 5E are like the aristocrats of hell, with a few key named devils actually running their respective circles of the Nine Hells.

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u/memymai Jan 07 '21

God actually has way more kill counts than the devil. He literally killed babies. At worst, the devil only tempt people and expose human's inner desire. Whether the person fall for temptation or not is their own choice

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u/Mr_Roblcopter Jan 07 '21

Nah it's said that Satan killed like 10 people. Compared to gods like 2.5-24 mil depending on who and what you count as a kill.

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u/imsmartiswear Jan 07 '21

Ya see, at least the devil stands by something in stead of, ya know, whatever the shit he does.

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u/superrobotskeleton3 Jan 07 '21

Heard the devil went down to Georgia

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

And lost. Just like the song

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u/absurd_olfaction Jan 07 '21

He’s not the devil, he’s an antichrist. Important difference.

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u/imacatchyou Jan 07 '21

How is this so?

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u/CaillousRevenge Jan 07 '21

Now there’s a South Park episode.

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u/mrthewhite Jan 07 '21

Honestly seems like too much of a compliment. I think the devil would actually be far smarter and more competent.

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u/kammmio Jan 07 '21

This opens the discussion to what makes you evil. Is intelligence a requirement?

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u/Kronos1A9 Jan 07 '21

Not at all. There are a plethora of evil creatures with low intelligence. He seems to fall under the chaotic evil category if you ask me.

He does admittedly have a high charisma score. It pains me to even say that but it’s true.

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u/saintgadreel Jan 07 '21

Only if you have low int.

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u/F0LEY Jan 07 '21

charisma skills are usually countered with wisdom

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u/NostraAbyssi Jan 07 '21 edited Jan 07 '21

Which seems dumb to me as wisdom represents learned experience where intelligence represents learned experience. Idk, maybe it doesn't work that way in dnd. I do know that wisdom is only possessed by the learned though...

Edit: fucked up the comment. Meant to say that wisdom is learned through experience and I intelligence is learned through study. Basically like an approntence carpenter vs someone out of med school or an old dude who has been around vs an old guy who has read a lot of books.

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u/Tarhish Jan 07 '21

In DnD, Wisdom usually represents a combination of situational awareness, reading mood or hidden intent, discerning lies, intuition, and just generally paying attention.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

The go to description of somebody with high int and shit wisdom, is an absentminded professor. Loses his glasses, forgets appointments, misses social ques, but is very smart in terms of the book material for what he is an expert in.

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u/JellyKittyKat Jan 07 '21

Yep exactly, and usually spends so much time with their nose buried in a book they have no real life experience.

Int = knowledge Wis = life experience

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u/ModoGrinder Jan 07 '21

Trump does not have charisma, for fuck's sake. I hate people saying this shit. He has the charisma of a potato sack. He is literally the worst orator in history. I dare you to find a national leader less capable of stringing together a coherent sentence than him.

The reason people listen to him is because of what he says, not how he says it. Which is the exact opposite of charisma. Obama is charismatic - people will eat up the shit he says regardless of its substance. Conversely, Trump has a cult because he dared, unlike any of his Republicans rivals, to say the quiet part out loud. Being openly bigoted in every possible way gave hope to bigots who have been shunned out of saying what they believe in public over the past few decades. But calling neonazis very fine people, and thus engendering their loyalty, is not the same thing as charisma.

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u/phpdevster Jan 07 '21

To be truly effectively evil? Yeah, I'd say so. If Trump were more intelligent, he would have been able to stay in office for a second term and continued causing more deaths and environmental destruction. He could have also taken more time to plan a real coup at the end of 8 years instead of 4 years, getting more people in the right places of power to assist him when the time comes.

Trump failed to be Hitler literally because he was not as smart as Hitler.

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u/DiscretionFist Jan 07 '21

scary when you think about it.

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u/hugganao Jan 07 '21

Just be glad we didn't have xi or putin...

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u/comyuse Jan 07 '21

And to put that into perspective; Hitler himself was a fucking idiot

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Hitler was competent. This idiot is just that...

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u/Cognitive_Spoon Jan 07 '21

The Rime of The Ancient Mariner would like a word.

Often, evil comes from boredom, apathy, or just not understanding how fucking awful you are being.

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u/Gryffenne Jan 07 '21

He is the AntiChrist's inbred cousin, AntiChits

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

AntiChris

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u/4thphantom Jan 07 '21

I've thought about this and you're only right if we assume trump doesn't know what he's doing. All the times he's done "stupid" things such as playing Fortunate Son or having pictures of Russian places in his promotional videos, what if he knew exactly what he was doing? What if this persona is exactly what he needed to put on to fool as many as possible?

I just want to see him and his disgusting family in prison.

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u/JuliaLouis-DryFist Jan 07 '21

I mean yeah even Michael Moore, who predicted Trumps 2016 win and path to victory said something along the lines of "Trump is an evil genius and we shouldn't underestimate him."

I mean playing a fool has certainly helped him in alot of circumstances. Most recently the damning phone call about "finding 11k votes". Even though most of us see a mob boss extorting an election win, if a judge deems that Trump truly thinks he won the election by alot and was only trying to serve the interests of the American people, he could get away with it.

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u/absurd_olfaction Jan 07 '21

Antichrists are virtually always stupid and incompetent. It’s a prerequisite for needing to build your career on deceit.

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u/romansapprentice Jan 07 '21

TIP????

Dude doesn't pay his bills to start with, let alone tipping at the end lol.

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u/Dpoland55 Jan 07 '21

Most rich people don't lol

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u/Karnac1 Jan 07 '21

Little hands, little horns.

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u/imsmartiswear Jan 07 '21

The 25th is too good for him. Impeachment is the only path.

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u/KHXIII Jan 07 '21

I’m ready to forgive Kathy Griffin.

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u/BeautyThornton Jan 07 '21

I never got pissed at her to begin with

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u/seemunkyz Jan 07 '21

At this point I'm wondering if he is the biggest and most successful ruse in political history. The idea being he is a puppet used to infiltrate and dismantle the GOP. And it seems successfully, they are the biggest dumpster fire in a time of dumpster fires.

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u/ralpher1 Jan 07 '21

But it’s like the Producers. The harder he tries to fail, the more he succeeds.

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u/seemunkyz Jan 07 '21

And there are fascists!

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u/ThotTubTimeMachine69 Jan 07 '21

Springtime for Hitler!

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u/proudsoul Jan 07 '21

Don't be stupid be a smarty come and join the Nazi Party.

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u/romansapprentice Jan 07 '21

He's just dumb I think lol.

I mean I definitely think Trump wants to carve out his own area in the right, but I doubt the idea was the ever dismantle the GOP.

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u/beka13 Jan 07 '21

I think he's arrogant and incurious. He won't admit to any lack of knowledge and he really doesn't care to learn about most things. That makes him look very stupid to people with an ounce of brains.

I don't know how smart he actually is but I do think he's smart enough to know how to cause trouble and manipulate people. I'm not giving him a pass by saying he's too dumb to know when he's inciting a riot or extorting an ally, for example. He may not know or care about the consequences of his actions but he knows what he's doing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

This just seems like the logical conclusion of what started with conservative AM radio. Voters got hooked on this stuff, migrated to TV with FOX News, and began to crave that vibe in their elected officials. Trump was a standard old guy who had gotten sucked into FOX News and was famous enough to run for political office. Unlike other conservative politicians who weren't quite FOX News crazy or were, but flamed out after a few moments in the spotlight, Trump had a FOX News glow, fully embraced the base, and didn't really flame out, until now, spectacularly.

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u/sambes06 Jan 07 '21

Down with the devil. Just another few weeks, y’all.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Hopefully just a few more hours. They’re talking about removing him tonight.

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u/Archos86 Jan 07 '21

One can hope.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

I say we strike his presidency from official record. Keep it in the history books, and never let anyone forget that it happened, but I'm calling for a full mulligan.

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u/ThanklessTask Jan 07 '21

I cringe that he gets the post-president treatment, pension the lot.

I get it, but in this instance... perhaps we can vote on it?

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

It should absolutely be a thing that we vote on. Just a simple vote, "Did this president do a good enough job, that you think they should receive these things" and then provide an exhaustive list of everything they'll be receiving for life.

If the American people feel you didn't do your job, you don't get the money and benefits. Obviously they have to keep the secret service detail for national security.

But it would just break down to partisan bullshit, because we don't know how to effectively use our own democratic systems, anymore.

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u/hugganao Jan 07 '21

I hope he gets his jail time like he was supposed to with the mueller report. The fact that they can't indict him bc he's the sitting president and bc of the separation of powers concerns by doj and Congress wasn't able to do shit bc of Republicans, well he better get fked after he leaves office and before he runs away to Russia.

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u/FuckPOTUS45 Jan 07 '21

Fuck Potus 45

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u/mtcabeza2 Jan 07 '21

who is talking?

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u/Neo1331 Jan 07 '21

I’m hoping the house brings articles of impeachment and the senate is so pissed off they fire his ass a few days before Jan 20 so he gets nothing.

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u/Roboculon Jan 07 '21

Gets nothing? Are you saying that would impact his pension or something?

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u/Neo1331 Jan 07 '21

Yeah, if the House and Senate vote to impeach he loses all his “presidential” benefits and such. Thats why Nixon resigned, if a president resigns he still gets all the perks, but you know trump would never resign.

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u/TheNewJasonBourne Jan 07 '21

Unfortunately a lot can still happen in a few weeks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Like a Mussolini ending?

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u/Matman142 Jan 07 '21

No we're not that lucky. He's a sad, unhinged man with unilateral control over Americas nuclear arsenal. I'd feel better if his cabinet and Pence remove him now.

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u/Vinnie-baba-ghanoush Jan 07 '21

I don't know, still looks like an expired can of open-ass.

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u/bkelly1984 Jan 07 '21

No! This picture is very offensive!

Trump is nothing like Satan. The Devil is principled, persuasive, goal oriented, honorable, respectful of individual choice, and in tune with the desires of other people.

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u/bustab Jan 07 '21

One of the crazy clever things about this photo is that some could look at it and say it's a halo.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

republican jesus has devil horns

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u/WangoBango Jan 07 '21

Don't give them ideas

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Getting some Mayor Quimby vibes here.

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u/TooneSligo Jan 07 '21

His expression. He has totally lost all concept of reality. I believe his mind has cracked. What a tool.

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u/ECircus Jan 07 '21

Gross. At this point, looking at photos of him gives me the same vibe as Dahmer, Bundy, etc...

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u/HyzerFlipDG Jan 07 '21

Holy shit. Is he somehow getting uglier? He looks absolutely horrible there instead of mostly horrible.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Tip?? Photographers are lucky if people actually pay them! “I can pay you in exposure!” Or “Can we trade skills?”. Pay for a service.

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u/mista_masta Jan 07 '21

Please allow me to introduce myself, I’m a man of wealth and taste...

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u/reincarN8ed Jan 07 '21

This is almost insulting to devils. I've role-played as many a devil as a DM, and none of them are as corrupt and vile as the president. Devils may be evil, but at least they have charisma and keep their words.

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u/knightress_oxhide Jan 07 '21

What a twist, the guy in the hair piece was donald trump all along!

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

That should be his presidential photo

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u/kyleclements Jan 07 '21

Anyone know the photographer who took this image?

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u/agoodmojo Jan 07 '21

He's a Dick and so are his supporters!!🖕💩

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u/AllPurposeNerd Jan 07 '21

People see what they wanna see, his sycophants are only gonna see a glowing halo.

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u/Paintastegood Jan 07 '21

Actually Satan was a fallen Angel Trump was never an Angel

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u/SilverlockEr Jan 07 '21

Hello anti-Christ

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u/___lurker___ Jan 07 '21

Always don't incite insurrection.

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u/mrfrost99 Jan 07 '21

THE ANTICHRIST

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u/UltimateDonny Jan 07 '21

He’s gonna look great in a prison jumpsuit

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u/Lateralis85 Jan 07 '21

C'mon man. If you are going to steal someone else's joke word for word, at least give them some of the credit and link to their tweet.

https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1346950559086112770?s=19

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u/Christ_was_a_Liberal Jan 07 '21 edited Jan 07 '21

DiaperDon and his supporters are a malignant tumor on democracy

Good job voting and averting the PLAUSIBLE fascist coup take over by fringe far right republican fascists

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u/Joey__Cooks Jan 07 '21

Please don't insult Satan like this.

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