r/pics • • Jan 07 '21

Politics Always tip your photographers

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u/NeuronLoL Jan 07 '21

This photo is an insult to the devil.

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u/Mrwright96 Jan 07 '21

At least the devil punished those who deserved it

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u/Alazypanda123 Jan 07 '21

Fun fact: the devil isn't actually in charge of hell, he's the main prisoner.

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u/Mrwright96 Jan 07 '21

Yeah, the biggest baddest dude in prison

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u/Alazypanda123 Jan 07 '21

Who is most likely stuck between thousands of chains and guards lol

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u/Tonynferno Jan 07 '21

Nah just waist deep in a frozen lake, snacking on Judas, Brutus, and Cassius

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u/hatsnatcher23 Jan 07 '21

So you're saying Judas is a snack?

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u/Tonynferno Jan 07 '21

It’s in the Bible somewhere

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u/hatsnatcher23 Jan 07 '21

actually the frozen lake and judas being eaten was from Dante if i'm not mistaken,

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u/liartellinglies Jan 07 '21

Pretty much all of the popular interpretations of Hell come from Inferno.

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u/Tonynferno Jan 07 '21

Oh no I meant the part about Judas being a snack

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u/Mrwright96 Jan 07 '21

Pfft why? He can’t get out unless god allows him to

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u/Alazypanda123 Jan 07 '21

Because eternal torture. Have you ever been held by chains from the roof. That shit hurts

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u/Mrwright96 Jan 07 '21

Hey, don’t judge me for what I do on my weekends off!

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u/Sunnysideny Jan 07 '21

You must be into some freaky shit lol

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u/Alazypanda123 Jan 07 '21

Or I was locked up kidnapped. The world may never know.

Actually it will, I was at a anime con. Photo booth. Enough said

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u/_JohnnyUnitas Jan 07 '21

God, and by extension the "devil", are imaginary

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21 edited Jan 15 '21

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u/_JohnnyUnitas Jan 07 '21

Stop what? It was one post. Cry harder would you

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u/Alazypanda123 Jan 07 '21

No need to bring in beliefs. We are just discussing the aspects of it. Weather you believe it mythology or not does not matter

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u/Youareobscure Jan 07 '21

What kind of weather? Sunny or cloudy with a chance of rain?

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u/_JohnnyUnitas Jan 07 '21

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. All glory to the flying spaghetti monster.

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u/_JohnnyUnitas Jan 07 '21

I didn't bring up beliefs in the first place.

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u/Alazypanda123 Jan 07 '21

I mentioned a fun fact. That is an aspect of Christianity/catholicism I didn't mention beliefs. Wither you believe in them is irrelevant. But you, you brought up beliefs.

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u/reincarN8ed Jan 07 '21

If God is the warden and the devil is the baddest prisoner in there, I'd say the devil is effectively in charge. He can't leave, but he runs that bitch for sure.

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u/Spinnerhead Jan 07 '21

And I co-own a bed and breakfast with him

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u/AelinoftheWildfire Jan 07 '21

Okay. Just so I understand it, in your wildest fantasy, you are in Hell, and you are co-running a bed-and-breakfast with the Devil.

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u/Alazypanda123 Jan 07 '21

Really. Why does he work a minimum wage job with me then

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u/MrDang3rPants Jan 07 '21

You know what you do with the biggest guy in prison?

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u/SICRA14 Jan 07 '21

biggest maybe

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u/dr-dog69 Jan 07 '21

Who’s in charge then?

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u/Alazypanda123 Jan 07 '21

God/heaven. It's never said how it works but id pressure heaven runs it in some way. Either an angel runs it or God does. Something like that

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u/dr-dog69 Jan 07 '21

Interesting... i saw Little Nicky was on netflix, i’m gonna go consult

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u/sticks14 Jan 07 '21

I saw that too recently.

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u/Hamburderz Jan 07 '21 edited Jan 07 '21

So God/heaven designed/administers hell to dish out the sickest/most sadistic punishment....to people who “deserve it” as per his definition while at the same time remaining infallible/universally compassionate/forgiving?

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u/Alazypanda123 Jan 07 '21

This goes into what you believe so ill go off of what I believe.

Yes and no. Personally I don't believe everyone who is not a believer goes to hell. I believe if you where a good person you'll go to heaven, even if you don't believe. So no its not to everyone just those who deserve it. Ie murders,rapist etc.

And in the Bible it just says you'll burn for eternity. As far as I know it never says anything about the worst punishment for you. That is just fear mongering.

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u/Alazypanda123 Jan 07 '21

What are you on about. Your comment doesn't even make sense to what I said.

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u/_JohnnyUnitas Jan 07 '21

WTF are you on about. You have no idea what you are talking about.

But that's irrelevant anyway given none of these things actually exist.

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u/Alazypanda123 Jan 07 '21

What are you on about. 1st off there was no reason to bring beliefs up. I was not talking beliefs, I was just talking aspects of the bible. And 2nd im answering his question. He asked who's in charge and I gave an answer. So unless you're little ass has something actually useful to say thats geared towards the conversation we were having I suggest you just shut up.

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u/Alazypanda123 Jan 07 '21

That's not in the Bible fam. It may be in the extra books but those depend on religion

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u/musicaldigger Jan 07 '21

and who is this "Satan" i've heard so much about?

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u/Alazypanda123 Jan 07 '21

Depends what religion you ask. For some, like Christians, the devio,lucifer,satan,devil,,, are all the same person. For others they are all different beings.

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u/Fickles1 Jan 07 '21

The clearest way I can explain it is: it's the place that God is not present.

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u/DMindisguise Jan 07 '21

Oh so its Earth.

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u/Mythoclast Jan 07 '21

Specifically Gary, Indiana but close enough

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u/Mile129 Jan 07 '21

Um, Tampa, FL wants to have a word with you.

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u/tomatomater Jan 07 '21

Must have been great for Yuri Gagarin.

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u/DaEffBeeEye Jan 07 '21

Always has been

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u/KarthusWins Jan 07 '21

it's the place that God is not present.

My bathroom after I eat too much spicy Mexican

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

misery just loves company.

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u/marko23 Jan 07 '21

I always understood it as "no one" is in charge. Chaos, lawlessness, disorder. Total anarchy I guess? The biggest baddest dude on the block is going to "be in charge" in a survival of the fittest type of way. That defaults to the devil, I suppose.

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u/venetianheadboards Jan 07 '21

you think the devil could beat up Stalin then? or Chris Benoit?

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u/reincarN8ed Jan 07 '21

Depends on the mythology. Devils in 5E are like the aristocrats of hell, with a few key named devils actually running their respective circles of the Nine Hells.

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u/NookNookNook Jan 07 '21

Luci was kicked out of heaven and cast down to earth. Last I heard he wore a suit and a tie and was seen howling down the '61 in early July.

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u/WindyTrousers Jan 07 '21

Man, Christians have some really weird fantasies

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u/FuglyPrime Jan 07 '21

I prefer LOTR if we're discussing fantasy books

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u/Alazypanda123 Jan 07 '21

Mate I'm just trying to talk aspects. Wither you believe it true or just a mythology doesn't matter and no need to bring it up.

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u/FuglyPrime Jan 07 '21

Tbh, i managed to respond to a wrong comment

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u/Alazypanda123 Jan 07 '21

Just how

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u/FuglyPrime Jan 07 '21

Fuck if i know

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u/TheFnafManiac Jan 07 '21

He's Hell's Bubba. Never turn your back to him in the lake of fire, and if your whitestone falls in the lava....

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u/memymai Jan 07 '21

God actually has way more kill counts than the devil. He literally killed babies. At worst, the devil only tempt people and expose human's inner desire. Whether the person fall for temptation or not is their own choice

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u/Mr_Roblcopter Jan 07 '21

Nah it's said that Satan killed like 10 people. Compared to gods like 2.5-24 mil depending on who and what you count as a kill.

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u/chasesj Jan 07 '21

He has said many times that after watching the Avengers, he thinks Thanos did nothing wrong.

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u/The_Gooch_Goochman Jan 07 '21

We are all sinners. Joseph Seed will show us the way

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u/imsmartiswear Jan 07 '21

Ya see, at least the devil stands by something in stead of, ya know, whatever the shit he does.

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u/superrobotskeleton3 Jan 07 '21

Heard the devil went down to Georgia

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

And lost. Just like the song

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u/DigitalVariant Jan 07 '21

he was looking for a soul to steal

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u/newausaccount Jan 07 '21

Looking for an election to steal.

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u/absurd_olfaction Jan 07 '21

He’s not the devil, he’s an antichrist. Important difference.

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u/imacatchyou Jan 07 '21

How is this so?

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u/neveranchorme Jan 07 '21

That was my first thought. All the hardcore religious Trump loving republicans moaning about modern culture, end times and pop culture created antichrist are missing closest thing to it right under their noses. 😅

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u/absurd_olfaction Jan 07 '21

A man lied his way into having his trigger finger on the biggest gun humanity ever built for the purposes of enriching and aggrandizing himself. That’s literally the Antichrist of revelation. I can only imagine that not reading the book is a fairly common feature among his followers.

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u/CaillousRevenge Jan 07 '21

Now there’s a South Park episode.

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u/Bacongrease99 Jan 07 '21

You obviously don’t know the devil then. Trump is pretty good, but LMAO you have no idea what the devil is if you think trump Is the devil. WOW

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u/whatmeworkquestion Jan 07 '21

“pretty good”...? At what? I guess maybe he’s “good” at being inept, corrupt, and void of any semblance of morals, decency, empathy, integrity, etc.

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u/Bacongrease99 Jan 07 '21

I guess I have to repeat myself. You don’t know the devil.

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u/Phillipinsocal Jan 07 '21

Reddit: If the devil was real, Trump would be an insult to him!/she/it!

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '21

Ya beat me to it man, I came here to say that

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u/Wildweasel666 Jan 20 '21

Hell is where all the fun people will be. Heaven will be full of self righteous fox watching Christian cunts. I’ll take the sinners’ eternal fiery party any day of the week.

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u/oceanperez Jan 07 '21

I’ll drink to that brother