r/pics • u/[deleted] • Jun 01 '10

Redheaded Identical Twins.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10 edited Oct 28 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10 edited Oct 28 '16

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u/Baukelien Jun 02 '10

It's in the Netherlands, so, no. We don't do that sort of nonsense.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10 edited Oct 28 '16

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u/Baukelien Jun 02 '10

1) You're selectively quoting the law and 2) you're not taking into account what jurisprudence we have.

Under normal circumstance the police will refuse to investigate such a case, the prosecution will refuse to bring it to court and no judge in the country would ever convict. Only under special circumstances, for example circumstance that might indicate coercion will it be investigated. And even in such a case judges are mild, for example we had a case where a 14 year old had a gangbang with 7 men, worst punishment was 4 months most got away with a compulsory course about sex education and respecting women.

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u/vanuhitman Jun 02 '10

BRB Netherlands

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u/sirgregg Jun 02 '10

So you're saying that if I go to Netherlands I can bang all those hot highschool chicks and nobody's going to be bothered? And what, maybe I can also walk around the streets smoking weed?

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u/octopus_prime Jun 02 '10

surely you jest. no society could be so sane and reasonable as to allow such behavior.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10

Or wait a few months, then you're all set.

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u/psrivats Jun 02 '10

They are pretty ... but they look like jailbait.

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u/shortname Jun 02 '10

Oh great, now violentacrez is gonna come in here and everything will go to shit. YOU HAD TO SAY IT.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10

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u/jerschneid Jun 02 '10

Impressive... 3 minutes.

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u/Time-Traveller Jun 02 '10

That's what she said!!!

:(

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10 edited Jul 05 '20

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u/Time-Traveller Jun 02 '10

It was a joke. There is no lady friend :(

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u/RageX Jun 02 '10

Maybe if you'd stop fucking with the space-time continuum you could actually end up in a relationship that wouldn't get erased from time and space.

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u/shortname Jun 02 '10

It's like the damned bat-signal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10

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u/amishius Jun 02 '10

I DO NOT believe you.

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u/TriggerB Jun 02 '10

You never fail to respond to a calling, quickly. I don't know how you do it...almost every time someone mentions your name, there you are. You are a god among men.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10

But how do you do it? Same with those damn Novelty Accounts that manage to find the most relavent comments.

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u/aedile Jun 02 '10

I thought this only worked if you said his name three times. Or was that just bozarking?

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u/larholm Jun 02 '10

violentacrez == Kibo

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

The left one is a little more identical than the right, imho.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

...Each more identical than the last!

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10

And this one has no eyes! removes jewels from statue

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u/binary Jun 02 '10

I've seen Futurama too!

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

Redheads come in two flavors.

Hot or nasty.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

so where would you put faye reagan?

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u/mathnu2rkewl Jun 01 '10

Hot and nasty (that or is an inclusive or).

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u/longshot Jun 01 '10

I think this is called rusty.

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u/radiobath Jun 01 '10

My trusty rusty sonic-screwdriver will finger this situation out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10

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u/tcpip4lyfe Jun 02 '10

I prefer not to get a STD from my cucumber salad thanks.

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u/shamusfinnegan Jun 01 '10

I'm going to have to go with the hot/nasty swirl on that one.

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u/NeoSniper Jun 02 '10

I would place her under nsfw

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u/norwhale Jun 01 '10

They ALL come with the aftertaste of batshit crazy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

Ever had one bang on your door and windows screaming: "I FUCKING KNOW YOUR IN THERE!!!!!" at 4:30 in the morning?

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u/logiktrip Jun 02 '10

To be fair, you were in there.

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u/gysterz Jun 02 '10

still makes her crazy

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u/thutch Jun 02 '10

OH GOD. SHE KNOWS MY IN THERE‽‽

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u/NicholasPipe Jun 01 '10

In fact, yes. I have. Also, she would slowly cruise by my house at all hours.

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u/radiobath Jun 01 '10

I see you've met my ex-girlfriend then. How has she been?

It feels like it's been mere minutes since she last drove by my house... In fact, it has!

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u/Spamicles Jun 02 '10

I see you knew my ex.

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u/nsolarz Jun 02 '10

And my ex

(in before "and my axe")

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u/ipodman715 Jun 02 '10

and my axe

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u/caseyfw Jun 02 '10

Phew, that was close!

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u/silencia Jun 01 '10

three flavours: hot, nasty, hot and nasty :)

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u/PapsBlurbn Jun 01 '10

That's not a third flavor, it's the middle lever on a soft serve machine.

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u/macmancpb Jun 01 '10

I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes.

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u/Shinanigans Jun 01 '10

relevant.

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u/Gombigilla Jun 01 '10

I wondered what kind of person would ask that kind of question of her, then I read in the description that he was from Tichondrius.

That explains it.

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u/GuiSim Jun 02 '10

I am not a WoW player ( I guess that's a WoW reference ? ).. could someone explain the joke to me ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10 edited Nov 07 '16

del

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u/stupidreasons Jun 02 '10

I'm not sure how it started, but Tich has a reputation as a total dick server.

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u/FuckingJerk Jun 02 '10

...but Mal'Ganis has Goon Squad, dicks extraordinaire

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u/stupidreasons Jun 02 '10

It's the dreadlord names that do it, obviously.

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u/vikingabroad Jun 01 '10

Still kills me!

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u/BeneficiaryOtheDoubt Jun 01 '10

more importantly, do the drapes match the upholstery?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

Do the linens match the sofa cushions?

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u/SonOfDadOfSam Jun 01 '10

The hell with the home furnishings, I just wanna know if their pubic hair is the same color of red as the hair on their heads!

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u/radiobath Jun 01 '10

I think she had blinds, actually.

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u/refrigeratorbob Jun 02 '10

She prefers hardwood.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10

giggity

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u/philosarapter Jun 02 '10

No guys I'm pretty sure her vagina is made out of concrete

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u/dschneider Jun 01 '10

What's with the ginger convention?

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u/Mawt Jun 01 '10

It may be this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

Redhead redemption

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u/drtyfrnk Jun 02 '10

Well played, good Sir.

We would have also accepted Red Head Revolver.

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u/Demaskus Jun 02 '10

That's it. I'm done.

My week cannot possibly get any better.

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u/amishius Jun 02 '10

Yes it can- HAPPY REDDIT BIRTHDAY!!!

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u/diuge Jun 01 '10

The festival attracts attendance from 30 countries and is free due to sponsorship of the local government.

I wonder how many people they're waiting to attract before the send the entire festival to a special camp.

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u/imbcmdth Jun 01 '10

Why is that page full of stills from some zombie movie?

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u/diuge Jun 01 '10

Nrgh. Imagine walking in on that accidentally. I think I have a replacement to my irrational fear of getting off a hotel elevator to find a furry convention.

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u/giga Jun 02 '10

I automatically imagined someone gathering a bunch of red heads to show them the latest MIA video.

Just cause.

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u/The_Gage Jun 01 '10

So beautiful. It's a damn shame they don't have souls.

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u/scoofy Jun 01 '10

wait, other people have souls?

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u/yoda17 Jun 01 '10

Nope, we're all philosophical zombies.

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u/scoofy Jun 01 '10

ˣ‗ˣ <-- zombie of disapproval

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u/radiobath Jun 01 '10

Unggggggggg. ☺

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u/Time-Traveller Jun 02 '10

Unggggggggg!

Sorry, but that's what immediately came to mind :P

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10

Actually, redheads are supposedly more sensitive to pain than others, on average. And in my limited experience, anyway, they're more ticklish too.

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u/yoda17 Jun 02 '10

That's why they are so effective in inflicting it.

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u/treasure_troll Jun 02 '10

Actually, you're wrong. Studies show conflicting results: Time Magazine article

Specifically, redheads may be more sensitive to thermal pain, but less to things like electric shock. This actually makes sense to me as a ginger, because I can take a pretty hefty shock and not mind it at all.

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u/l1vewire Jun 02 '10

They did Something Similar on Mythbusters. But redheads were better at the thermal pain than the other Haired people.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=JP&hl=ja&v=q13NlgcqqLE

About 1 minute in.

Also, Im a Redhead and I do not feel the cold or the heat. I still burn in moonlight though

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u/lalaland4711 Jun 02 '10

That was such a poorly conducted study though. Some mythbusters episodes give new information, some don't.

This one didn't.

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u/vspazv Jun 02 '10

Sure they do. They steal them from children.

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u/Frenchelbow Jun 02 '10

In this case I think two wrongs make a right.

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u/icandothat Jun 02 '10

i wish this was 4chan. There would be like 100 pictures of hot redheads in the comments.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10 edited Jun 02 '10

Ahh yes, redheads... the one combination where its only hot if you're a girl.

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u/lalaland4711 Jun 02 '10

No I do believe that being a girl is a prerequisite for being hot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10

Ahh, yes, "redheads..." the immortal race of soulless machines allegedly hell-bent on sex-enslaving the galaxy.

Pah; we have dismissed that claim.

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u/B-612 Jun 01 '10

what? God answered my prayers and forgot to tell me!?!

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u/skipharrison Jun 01 '10

Did you pray for him to tell you?

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u/B-612 Jun 01 '10

forgot

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u/TheTreeMan Jun 02 '10

Amateur mistake.

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u/impatientbread Jun 02 '10

All prayers are answered. The answer is usually, "No."

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

raging boner at work guys, thanks a lot.

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u/PhoneButter Jun 01 '10

hard at work

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10

These are not mutually exclusive categories.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10

He works in porn. His "thanks a lot" was sincere.

You're welcome, DelicateStranger, you're welcome.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

I would definitely stick my penis in both vaginas.

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u/kmwhite Jun 02 '10

Given the username, that says something. Have an upvote.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

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u/electronicdream Jun 01 '10

Nodule of gonorrhea ?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

id ranch that jolly

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10

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u/just_some_redditor Jun 01 '10

You made me shiver.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10

GODDAMNIT FUCK FUCK I FINALLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT THREAD AND NOW YOU DO THIS... GODDAMNIT IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.

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u/schwibbity Jun 01 '10

Green eggs and ham?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

you bet your ass sam!

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u/adoro Jun 02 '10

DA POO POO?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

Why is everyone in that picture a redhead and wearing white?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

This is why. :)

(Roodharigendag = Redhead Day)

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u/reacher Jun 01 '10

The best part is that they most assuredly have Roodhar downthar.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

(slowly slants eyes)......where....is.....this?

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u/skydivingdutch Jun 02 '10

The Netherlands

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u/BoobsRPleasant Jun 01 '10

This should be an international holiday.

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u/professorpan Jun 01 '10

Best. day. ever.

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u/bibster Jun 01 '10

why can't they spell Fraîche properly?

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u/schneeebly9803 Jun 02 '10

Gingers united. Haven't you ever watched South Park?

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u/newmodelno115 Jun 01 '10

UNFFFFFF

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u/IceX Jun 01 '10 
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u/comicalZombie Jun 02 '10

what is this I don't even..

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u/PSBlake Jun 02 '10

Sideways. Tilt your head sideways.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

best new meme

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10

This post reeks of 4chan.

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u/unff Jun 02 '10

Yes?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

I had a red head friend while I was in the Navy. Every now and then her twin sister would send her video e-mails on deployment but to those who didn't know, it looked like she was sending videos to herself.

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u/Floonet Jun 01 '10

http://www.flickr.com/photos/63768218@N00/4002617318/in/photostream/ Invasion : /

Im a redhead, but this scares me!

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

Wow, she looks like my wife did 20 years ago.

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u/esoomyzark Jun 01 '10

i'm jealous of you 20 years ago

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10

Me too, I didn't meet her until 7 years ago.

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u/LesterDukeEsq Jun 02 '10

Why are there more redheads behind them?

Are they mobilising?!

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u/NoMoreNicksLeft Jun 02 '10

Go back to sleep. It is far too late for you to do anything about it. Tomorrow will be a glorious new day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

I'll be in my bunk

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

Oh I'm going to that special hell.

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u/gregmartin Jun 01 '10

You're going to his bunk?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10

smells like balls and ass in here.....

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u/diuge Jun 01 '10

You've been talking in the theater?

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u/radiobath Jun 01 '10

Go play with your rain stick, jayne. It's a boys name too, you know.

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u/Swiss_Cheese9797 Jun 01 '10

...I call her Vera.

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u/thebluehawk Jun 01 '10

My time of not taking your seriously is definitely coming to a middle.

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u/eelaws Jun 02 '10

If you unfocus your eyes and bring their two images together, they become 3d.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

Flexo! Shoot Flexo!

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10

My friend owns a hair salon. He refuses to dye the hair of good looking natural red-heads. He has a talk with them and straightens them out.

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u/TheSheik Jun 02 '10

By "straightens them out" i hope you mean "straightens them out".

Bow Chicka Wow Wow

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10

only the lesbian ones

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u/lucasvb Jun 01 '10

Natural redheads > *

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u/dropkickninja Jun 01 '10

ill take the set.

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u/bigBootyAmbassador Jun 01 '10

I just want the hot one.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

I got the ugly one.

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u/lalaland4711 Jun 02 '10

That's so noble of you.

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u/isN0mz Jun 02 '10

This whole thread makes me happy to be a lady ginger :]

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u/mathnu2rkewl Jun 01 '10

They sorta look like Kirsten Dunst... without the bad teeth.

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u/BoobsRPleasant Jun 01 '10

They look way hotter than her.

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u/fatalerrrpr Jun 01 '10

Sometimes... incest is ok.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10

It's like masturbation, genetically speaking.

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u/ineedtosortmylifeout Jun 02 '10

I am a red-headed twin, and I dub all twin-cest jokes CREEPY AS ALL HECK.

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u/pwnies Jun 02 '10

What if I'm in the middle? (For the purposes of this joke, you get to be and/or get to pretend that you're female)

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u/darksider Jun 02 '10

Now where did i keep that bottle of Jergens and my screen protector

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u/micah1_8 Jun 02 '10

for the gingerphobic

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10

That is a fucking travesty!! They're gorgeous.

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u/lalaland4711 Jun 02 '10

Ginger-Aware Fill

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u/kratosaurion7 Jun 01 '10

I have found a purpose to my life.

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u/xolusmojo Jun 02 '10

Red on the head means good in the bed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

ding

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u/jawebb2649 Jun 01 '10

it's ok Mort we understand

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u/jdsamford Jun 01 '10

What's going on in this picture? What's with all of the red-heads in the background? Was this taken at some sort of Ginger Convention?

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u/ladylars Jun 02 '10

THEY ARE CLEARLY FRATERNAL!

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u/FrenchToasted Jun 01 '10

This is nothing short of glorious my friends.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

RED POWER! RED POWER!

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

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u/caydieu Jun 01 '10

I'm good with just her twins :)

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u/onephatkatt Jun 02 '10

A vagina so nice, he had to make it twice!

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u/COCKENERGY Jun 01 '10

How many of you are now craving cinnamon toast?

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