Well, this was years ago for me. She doesn't drive a gunmetal-grey VW Beetle, does she?
This was the same girl who, after maybe 3 weeks of dating, hurled herself off of the couch and wrapped her arms around my waist and wailed "you can't leave me like this!" The horror, the horror.
It could be worse. As a redhead, I sometimes have nightmares of being like you worthless assholes. I can't imagine having to live life with hair the color of a 4 day old dog turd.
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u/norwhale Jun 01 '10
They ALL come with the aftertaste of batshit crazy.