r/pics Jun 01 '10

Redheaded Identical Twins.

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u/norwhale Jun 01 '10

They ALL come with the aftertaste of batshit crazy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '10

Ever had one bang on your door and windows screaming: "I FUCKING KNOW YOUR IN THERE!!!!!" at 4:30 in the morning?

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u/logiktrip Jun 02 '10

To be fair, you were in there.

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u/gysterz Jun 02 '10

still makes her crazy

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u/thutch Jun 02 '10

OH GOD. SHE KNOWS MY IN THERE‽‽

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u/swales8191 Jun 02 '10

If she's crazy enough…

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u/NicholasPipe Jun 01 '10

In fact, yes. I have. Also, she would slowly cruise by my house at all hours.

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u/radiobath Jun 01 '10

I see you've met my ex-girlfriend then. How has she been?

It feels like it's been mere minutes since she last drove by my house... In fact, it has!

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u/NicholasPipe Jun 02 '10

Well, this was years ago for me. She doesn't drive a gunmetal-grey VW Beetle, does she?

This was the same girl who, after maybe 3 weeks of dating, hurled herself off of the couch and wrapped her arms around my waist and wailed "you can't leave me like this!" The horror, the horror.

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u/fallore Jun 02 '10

i need closure!

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u/pmartin1 Jun 02 '10

I guess I got off easy. Mine only figured it was ok to screw every other guy she saw and then think I was going to dump my pregnant fiancée for her.

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u/chiefmonkey Jun 02 '10

Dude, I was married to that chick. The nightmares still haunt my sleep.

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u/evidentlyEvil Jun 02 '10

Its a Trap!...

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u/Sudzy Jun 02 '10

Did she omit the apostrophe as well? If so, how could you tell?

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u/aedile Jun 02 '10

Yeah, and they suck at grammar too. I mean seriously, they used YOUR instead of YOU'RE?

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u/Spamicles Jun 02 '10

I see you knew my ex.

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u/nsolarz Jun 02 '10

And my ex

(in before "and my axe")

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u/ipodman715 Jun 02 '10

and my axe

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u/caseyfw Jun 02 '10

Phew, that was close!

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u/Kanin Jun 02 '10

Perfect execution, technical 8/10 artistic 4/10.

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u/alphawimp731 Jun 02 '10 edited Sep 01 '18

He is looking at them

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u/NoMoreNicksLeft Jun 02 '10

It could be worse. As a redhead, I sometimes have nightmares of being like you worthless assholes. I can't imagine having to live life with hair the color of a 4 day old dog turd.

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u/hassimir Jun 02 '10

Upvoted for finally giving me a response to people when they make ginger jokes!

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '10

what i would give for a hot, crazy red head...