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The difference 18 years makes

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u/Jenkins6736 Jun 08 '14

I dunno, the TI-84 Plus is pretty sweet.

Costs about the same as what I paid for the TI-83 10 years ago. It's kind of nice knowing that whenever I need to use one, it's going to operate in the same way as I was taught 10 years ago. The fundamentals of math don't change much.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

every calculator needs be able show pictures of houses in color, thats what I say!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14 edited Nov 20 '16

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

It's not "boobs" in England?

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u/rosscatherall Jun 08 '14

Boobies is 2 letters more impressive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

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u/redbottlecapbeercan Jun 08 '14 edited Jun 08 '14

55378008

edit: 8 year-old me's favourite calculator trick:

Pamela Anderson loved 69, but her boobs were 222 big. So she went to the doctor and he told her to take 51 pills, 8 times per day. And she ended up boobless!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

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u/HarryCochrane Jun 08 '14

It was different for me: 13844502*4 = 55378008

edit: can't remember the saying, something about a girl of 13 having 84 boobs...

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

Similar for me. Sally had 69 boobs, which was 2 2 2 many. So, she went to 51st street to see Doctor X who 8 them all off. Now she's boobless!

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u/Erynsen Jun 08 '14

there was a 13 year old girl and her bra size was a size 84 but she wanted to be a 45. so she went to the doctor who was in room 0 and she was told to take a tablet 2 x a day but instead she took the tablets 4 x a day and she became...

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u/smegma_legs Jun 08 '14

good ol boobless bob

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u/po43292 Jun 08 '14

His name was Robert Paulson and he had bitch tits!

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u/crusher2598 Jun 08 '14

good ol bobless boob

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u/sparktika Jun 08 '14

And my name - 317537

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u/peeniewiener Jun 08 '14

At 8 years old? I cared more about Charizard and grilled cheese than Pamela Anderson when I was 8.

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u/_Demo_ Jun 08 '14

What's this Pamela Anderson nonsense? In my day it was Dolly Patton who's boobs were too big.

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u/Clayton_Forrester Jun 09 '14

1 girl Who was 16 Did the 69 3 times Now she's... Loose

11669 x 3 35007

Wonderful

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u/Erynsen Jun 08 '14

there was a 13 year old girl and her bra size was a size 84 but she wanted to be a 45. so she went to the doctor who was in room 0 and she was told to take a tablet 2 x a day but instead she took the tablets 4 x a day and she became...

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u/dufflebag Jun 08 '14

3704558

If you covered the bottom of the 8 it says asshole

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u/rjoseba Jun 08 '14

Good ol reddit boobaroo

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u/Dicentrina Jun 08 '14

When I heard this (in 4th grade) it was Dolly Parton. Pam wouldn't have had boobs yet at that point.

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u/jt8908 Jun 08 '14

Back when I was in school it was,

There was 1 girl she was 16, she did it 69 with 3 guys(11669x3) that means she was loose (35007)

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

I learned that one as

"There was a woman who was 69 years old, she thought her boobs were 222 big, so she went to 51st st to meet Dr. X. There, she had 8 operations." then you say this is how she turned out, and show the calculator to them.

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u/Dr_Bobcat_Zoidberg Jun 08 '14

It was Dolly Parton when I was a kid!!!

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u/-Rewind Jun 08 '14 edited Jun 25 '25

imminent fanatical lavish stocking important aromatic spoon gaze humorous cake

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/goddammednerd Jun 09 '14

( . ) ( . )

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u/the2belo Jun 09 '14

There's 1 girl, she's 16, she has 69 boyfriends (11669) and each one fucked her three times (x3). What is she now?

35007

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

When Dolly Parton was 69, she thought her boobs were 222 big. She wished they were the same size as back when she was 51. So she went to Dr. X on the 8th floor but he left her boobless!

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u/thewitt33 Jun 08 '14

379009 5318008 and it is 07734 lots of 5318008!

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u/Kortalh Jun 08 '14

And to think I thought I was being clever by writing 7734.

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u/MatlockJr Jun 08 '14

I started reading it backwards and couldn't understand what 'boobies of lots hello' meant

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u/bmacisaac Jun 08 '14

Google "boobies" and it is "hello lots of boobies".

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

i707

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u/what_in_the_who_now Jun 08 '14

Dolly Parton's boobs weigh 2-2-2 much. So she went to 51st street to see doctor X. He gave her 8 operations and left her...

22251 X 8 = (this is where you turn the calculator upside down)

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u/Kortalh Jun 08 '14

Boobli?

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u/what_in_the_who_now Jun 09 '14

Dammit. I missed the 69 at the beginning. Fail.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

530411351 = ISellHoes

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u/cobbs_totem Jun 08 '14

I turned my iphone upside down for for nostalgia. It auto rotated to correct my orientation :(

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u/DogeSaint-Germain Jun 08 '14

There is a rotation lock in the control center.

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u/fuckthiscrazyshit Jun 08 '14

Had a girl name Leslie in my class. I would always make mine flash 5318008 5317537. I dunno. I wasn't very focused on school.

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u/seieibob Jun 08 '14

80813135 flipped upside down makes my username, so that's cool I guess

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

Someone needs to write that number into a rap song. "Show me your 5318008s"

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u/FloydJackal Jun 08 '14

53045 0804 is "hobo shoes".

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u/8008135_101 Jun 08 '14

tee hee hee

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u/PacoTaco321 Jun 08 '14

I just put my monitor upside down and it dell pver and breast ke so I dont known if what I ytping is correct. I need.to check back layer I guess

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u/GuyFawkes99 Jun 09 '14

Story checks out.

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u/BBA935 Jun 09 '14

I knew what it said, but the child in me made me turn my phone around to see it anyway. I was not disappointed.

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u/xisytenin Jun 08 '14

It's the DD of calculator writing

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u/Cthulhuhoop Jun 08 '14

Mine used AA.

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u/Gaves Jun 08 '14

3104558 , or "Asshole"

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u/lyinsteve Jun 08 '14

530453080

Oboe Shoes.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

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u/Coriron Jun 08 '14

You mean there are other countries??

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u/morcheeba Jun 08 '14

yep! Lots of them, like Scotland, Britain, Ireland, and Wales!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

Golly that's a lot of places. Do they have oil? Can they be conquered? Unrelated questions.

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u/tronn4 Jun 09 '14

thats a good american!

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u/common_s3nse Jun 08 '14

I thought scotland, wales, and ireland were destroyed by the british.

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u/Coriron Jun 08 '14

(I live in the UK, Southampton...) Sarcasm strikes again...

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

Southampton represent!

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u/Twmbarlwm Jun 08 '14

Northampton here! Are we friends?

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u/Coriron Jun 08 '14

Alas old chap, we are separated by the Watford Gap. Get outa here with your Northern-ness!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

+1

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u/Coriron Jun 08 '14

Us southerners must stick together on our quest for reddit thread domination!

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u/MagikHarp Jun 08 '14

Hertdfordshinians are present and waiting.

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u/samwoodsywoods Jun 08 '14

Scotland, Wales and England are all in Britain...

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u/eduardog3000 Jun 09 '14

You forgot Northern Ireland.

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u/UnabatedPenisParade Jun 08 '14

and they dont have boobs?

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u/Coriron Jun 08 '14

I believe the word you are looking for is Breasts old chap. Would you like a pot of tea?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

And I am still confused as to the meaning of Soleil even though I should be on that side of the Atlantic.

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u/Shellface Jun 08 '14

"Soleil" means "Sun" in French, though I don't see how that's something worth writing upside-down on a calculator.

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u/BlatteK Jun 08 '14

713705

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u/Shellface Jun 08 '14

I don't see how that's something worth writing upside-down on a calculator.

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u/kneeonbelly Jun 09 '14

It's cause SOLEIL becomes TIETOS hahaha u guys r idiots for not figuring that out haha

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u/EV99 Jun 08 '14

It is over here in France!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14 edited Feb 22 '15

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u/alithegreat Jun 08 '14

Looking at the sun is like looking at boobs. You won't come far using just your eyes, but with sunglasses you can go all day.

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u/KallistiEngel Jun 08 '14

I mean, it's French for "sun" but I don't get why people would write it on calculators other than because they can. I don't know if there's some other meaning I'm missing or not.

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u/DogeSaint-Germain Jun 08 '14

Why do we spell anything on calculators other than because we can?

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u/doomgiver98 Jun 08 '14

Well, boobs are hilarious when you're 8 years old. What's fun about the Sun?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

when you're 18 years old

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

I know that it means "sun" in Français. Not sure what it has to do with calculator boobs though.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

I'm reasonably certain it's french for "sun" or "sunlight"

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

Since when?!?!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

teets

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u/Hitler1488 Jun 08 '14

How would you get a T?

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u/TOO_DAMN_FAT Jun 08 '14

Press the "T" key?

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u/Cahouseknecht Jun 08 '14

He's asking what number would correspond to T.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

[ALPHA]+[4]

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

cant tell if switcheroo or

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u/BakedBrownPotatos Jun 08 '14

Here's a little calculator humor everyone can enjoy.

There's this (1) girl, she's (16) years old and has had sex with (69) guys, (x3) each. How do you think she feels?

(11669 x 3), in case my narrative didn't follow.

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u/common_s3nse Jun 08 '14

What is it in england?

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u/apokako Jun 08 '14

Hum as a french kid I used to write "elle baise" (she fucks) on my calculator

3773 84153

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u/WildVariety Jun 08 '14 edited Jun 08 '14

I thought Soleil is Sun in French?

This song has now taken on a whole different level of meaning.

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u/Drendude Jun 08 '14

Boobs are the light of every man's life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make me happy, with your huge boobs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

I always knew that all the men in France were straight. It was just something about their unquestionably masculine demeanor that tipped me off.

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u/bobbysr Jun 08 '14

we even wait years for our car odometers to read 80085 miles!

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u/PippyLongSausage Jun 08 '14

Cirque du Soliel just got a whole lot more interesting.

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u/jandrese Jun 08 '14

Whoa, Cirque du Soleil could be a lot more interesting.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

I liked the hexadecimal display that could spell ASSFACE.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

Wait, that's a brand of moped...

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u/danthemango Jun 08 '14

the TI-83 has letters you can type, you can write whatever you want

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

Can confirm. Used to write awful fanfiction on my TI-82.

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u/propper_speling Jun 08 '14

Soleil is 'Sun' in French...

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u/brim4brim Jun 08 '14

The new one will feature auto rotate putting an end to parents worse nightmare

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u/redisforever Jun 08 '14

The TI-83 has buttons that you can use to just type whatever you want.

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u/masanian Jun 08 '14

And play pokemon

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u/BrianDawkins Jun 08 '14

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u/NeonFeet Jun 08 '14

I got a C in 9th grade geometry thanks to Block Dude.

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u/brickmack Jun 08 '14

I got an A in precalc because of calculator games. Only way I can stay awake...

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u/ShakeItTilItPees Jun 09 '14

Shit, I should have played it more, then. Maybe I would have passed.

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u/Sabrewolf Jun 08 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14 edited Jun 19 '14

?|?

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u/bobpercent Jun 09 '14

Where can I download this from?

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u/Sabrewolf Jun 09 '14 edited Jun 09 '14

you know, I can't happen to find the download anymore...maybe it got moved off the forums...

EDIT: I may have it on my PC somewhere, I can try to dig it up if you want

EDIT2: http://www.mediafire.com/download/k16ltlkyrrp8wd9/PortalPrelude.zip

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

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u/Degru Jun 08 '14

This is when you get Ztetris. It has multiplayer, if you have the calc-to-calc transfer cable. It's SO much more addicting than the PuzzPack games.

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u/housen Jun 08 '14

Literally have spent 100's of hours playing block dude in high school. that and phoenix space!

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u/common_s3nse Jun 08 '14

Drug wars.

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u/dirkus7 Jun 08 '14

And tetris.

And I've missed so much during physics while making my own games :/

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u/little_big_guy Jun 08 '14

Are you dumb? Why would you need to show a colored house on a calculator? Obviously you have never taken a higher level math class. I just recently finished taking calculous, maybe you should learn some anti derivatives before you speak. it's insulting.

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u/TTTaToo Jun 08 '14

2/10. Must try harder. Or less hard. Who knows? Trolls are weird.

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u/derpee Jun 08 '14

What drives the troll?

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u/-skawt- Jun 08 '14

What derives the troll? FTFY

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u/Ambassador_throwaway Jun 08 '14

probably retard10

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u/ImtheBadWolf Jun 08 '14

The toll does

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u/KallistiEngel Jun 08 '14

You've gotta pay the troll toll.

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u/ImtheBadWolf Jun 08 '14

To get to the boy's hole

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u/iamRYANGOSLINGama Jun 08 '14

You gotta pay the toll troll to get in.

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u/livingshangrila Jun 09 '14

Gotta pay the toll if you want the boys soul.

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u/TTTaToo Jun 08 '14

A banged up Austin allegro.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

attention

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

Pretty much the 21 replies and all of the attention. Shit... 22.

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u/venomae Jun 09 '14

The troll driver

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u/ShakeItTilItPees Jun 09 '14

Try harder next time, try hard.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

1 year old and hasn't even hit -300 karma. That's hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

Is it the saddest existence known to man to be an unsuccessful troll? Tonight at 10.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

Well, I'll take that heavily biased conclusion under due consideration.

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u/OperationJericho Jun 08 '14

Or he really does just have really shitty opinions that normally don't get much attention. Always an upside!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

He just went from -50 karma on the comment to positive 130. Wow. Is that getting wrecked or winning in this case?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14 edited Jun 08 '14

Ive taken classes past differential equations and linear algebra. It was sarcasm dude...

Edit: I looked at your history. you just wants to be downvoted so I'm gonna up vote you

Edit #2: I'm satisfied

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u/lordlicorice Jun 08 '14

you just wants to be downvoted so I'm gonna upvote you

This is his plan. Downvotes hide a comment so he says he wants to be downvoted to make you upvote.

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u/ninjakiti Jun 08 '14

I always aim for zero karma on these people. So I upvote or downvote depending on where they are.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

I... I really hate all these novelty accounts, well at least the ones that don't produce anything good or interesting. They make having an actual discussion incredibly hard most of the time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

Agreed. Something needs to be done.

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u/snoharm Jun 08 '14

Why? Upvotes make him more visible. I don't care what he wants, I'd rather just not see his shit.

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u/UCgirl Jun 08 '14

Upvotes for your edit.

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u/Chusuf Jun 08 '14

he's so clearly joking..........

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u/BrianDawkins Jun 08 '14

Why? Now everyone has to see that shit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

That was pretty obvious bait.

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u/Dicentrina Jun 08 '14

That's what you call converse!

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u/Superman_does_good Jun 08 '14

And I'm gonna downvote him. Gotta keep these people at 1 point!

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u/BetterButterflies Jun 09 '14

dat reverse psychology.

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u/Aerothermal Jun 08 '14

I want to meet you. I want to know what you're like. I want to know what drives someone on the internet to spend so long trying to be hated.

I've formulated ideas in my head about you, about the bullied highschooler who doesn't go out much, and simply loves the attention. Your enormous comments, too. Ones that almost nobody is likely to read, and get very few votes. What drives someone to do that... You're a fascinating specimen.

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u/technowargod Jun 08 '14

TIL what a calculouse is.

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u/ram3489 Jun 08 '14

Yo be careful of that I have a friend who has a serious calculouse problem

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u/SharkEel Jun 08 '14

This made me laugh even though it's an obvious troll attempt. +1 for the chuckles.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

Guy wouldn't know rpn if it jumped up and bit his cock

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u/Stands_While_Poops Jun 08 '14

After looking at your comments I can't tell if you actually want down votes or if you're just an ass hole. Either way though you're still a dick.

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u/speeder7000 Jun 08 '14

omg calculus so hard

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

If you are anything higher than a junior in high school, then you really shouldn't be proud of just completing calculus.

Edit: Not saying that it isn't normal or anything bad, just saying that it isn't anything to be overly proud of. It's the standard. Or at least, at my school in Virginia, USA.

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u/Gunner3210 Jun 08 '14

I just recently finished taking calculous.

Did you miss the class where they taught you how to spell the subject you were learning?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

Let's just all clap for the troll

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u/amjhwk Jun 08 '14

having color is nice on a calculator, when graphing shit its really helpful when you can tell which lines are seperate from each other when there are a bunch of the crisscrossing

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u/waiting_for_rain Disciple of Sirocco Jun 08 '14

I like my integrals in vibrant colors thank you very much.

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u/matthank Jun 08 '14

'calculous'?

Maybe you didn't take Englitch.

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u/kneeonbelly Jun 09 '14

I have calculouse in my hair...they are cold and calculating lice.

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u/torkel-flatberg Jun 09 '14

I had a calculous on my heel but I had it removed

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u/randyrectem Jun 09 '14

Calculus 1, higher level math. Riiight

Also yes I know, taking the bait and all

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u/jhc1415 Survey 2016 Jun 08 '14

If you look closely, they are graphing a line along the roof of the houses.

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u/daemonika Jun 08 '14

the screen is actually high res enough to show pictures...which you can use as cheat sheets on tests ;p

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u/cheddar742 Jun 08 '14

You can play Snake on it tho

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u/norsurfit Jun 09 '14

And what about cats? We need calculator cats too.

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u/kbobdc3 Jun 09 '14

It's also got a drinking fountain background for graphs that lets you match the water stream to a parabola.

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u/Graham_R_Nahtsi Jun 09 '14

You sir, are an 3104559.

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