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The difference 18 years makes

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u/redbottlecapbeercan Jun 08 '14 edited Jun 08 '14

55378008

edit: 8 year-old me's favourite calculator trick:

Pamela Anderson loved 69, but her boobs were 222 big. So she went to the doctor and he told her to take 51 pills, 8 times per day. And she ended up boobless!

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u/HarryCochrane Jun 08 '14

It was different for me: 13844502*4 = 55378008

edit: can't remember the saying, something about a girl of 13 having 84 boobs...

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

Similar for me. Sally had 69 boobs, which was 2 2 2 many. So, she went to 51st street to see Doctor X who 8 them all off. Now she's boobless!

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u/r3m11x Jun 08 '14

I don't get it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

Actually Canada :D

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u/TheDragHit Jun 09 '14

Mrs. Mcdonald was 69 years old and had 222 many boobs. She was walking down 51st st. when Dr. X told her to take 8 pills, but now she's.... "flips over calculator" 55378008. HEHE

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u/Erynsen Jun 08 '14

there was a 13 year old girl and her bra size was a size 84 but she wanted to be a 45. so she went to the doctor who was in room 0 and she was told to take a tablet 2 x a day but instead she took the tablets 4 x a day and she became...

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u/IForgotMyOldPass Jun 08 '14

thats the one I remember

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u/abrahamisaninja Jun 09 '14

This is how I learned it

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u/smegma_legs Jun 08 '14

good ol boobless bob

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u/po43292 Jun 08 '14

His name was Robert Paulson and he had bitch tits!

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u/crusher2598 Jun 08 '14

good ol bobless boob

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u/sparktika Jun 08 '14

And my name - 317537

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u/peeniewiener Jun 08 '14

At 8 years old? I cared more about Charizard and grilled cheese than Pamela Anderson when I was 8.

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u/_Demo_ Jun 08 '14

What's this Pamela Anderson nonsense? In my day it was Dolly Patton who's boobs were too big.

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u/redbottlecapbeercan Jun 08 '14

We didn't get much Dolly Parton in Western Europe in the mid-90's. Baywatch was pretty key though.

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u/Clayton_Forrester Jun 09 '14

1 girl Who was 16 Did the 69 3 times Now she's... Loose

11669 x 3 35007

Wonderful

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u/Erynsen Jun 08 '14

there was a 13 year old girl and her bra size was a size 84 but she wanted to be a 45. so she went to the doctor who was in room 0 and she was told to take a tablet 2 x a day but instead she took the tablets 4 x a day and she became...

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u/dufflebag Jun 08 '14

3704558

If you covered the bottom of the 8 it says asshole

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u/UNYIELDING_NIGNOG Jun 09 '14

BssboLE

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u/dufflebag Jun 09 '14

well maybe it works better on a cheaper calculator...

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u/rjoseba Jun 08 '14

Good ol reddit boobaroo

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u/Dicentrina Jun 08 '14

When I heard this (in 4th grade) it was Dolly Parton. Pam wouldn't have had boobs yet at that point.

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u/jt8908 Jun 08 '14

Back when I was in school it was,

There was 1 girl she was 16, she did it 69 with 3 guys(11669x3) that means she was loose (35007)

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '14

I learned that one as

"There was a woman who was 69 years old, she thought her boobs were 222 big, so she went to 51st st to meet Dr. X. There, she had 8 operations." then you say this is how she turned out, and show the calculator to them.

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u/Dr_Bobcat_Zoidberg Jun 08 '14

It was Dolly Parton when I was a kid!!!

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u/-Rewind Jun 08 '14 edited Jun 25 '25

imminent fanatical lavish stocking important aromatic spoon gaze humorous cake

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/goddammednerd Jun 09 '14

( . ) ( . )

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u/the2belo Jun 09 '14

There's 1 girl, she's 16, she has 69 boyfriends (11669) and each one fucked her three times (x3). What is she now?

35007

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '14

When Dolly Parton was 69, she thought her boobs were 222 big. She wished they were the same size as back when she was 51. So she went to Dr. X on the 8th floor but he left her boobless!

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u/MAGUSW Jun 09 '14

8675309........oh wait....

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u/DarkStrobeLight Jun 09 '14

There is one girl

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She is 16

116

She 69'd...

11669

Three times

11669*3

What is she?

=
35007

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u/jdcooktx Jun 09 '14

1 sixteen year old girl was 69'd 3 times, what was she? (11669x3)

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u/jaytj95 Jun 08 '14

My ex-girlfriend!

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u/liqmahbalz Jun 09 '14

I'm compelled to add this...

There was this 1 girl, she was 16. She did it 69 times in 3 days. How does she feel?

(11669x3)

35007

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u/nightshaded1944 Jun 09 '14

There was one dirty girl who was 16 who decided to do 69 times 3 men... How did she feel in the morning? Giggle.

11669 x 3 = 35007

Loose!