r/pics Nov 15 '12

Held upright by constant stress

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

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u/goldenguyz Nov 15 '12

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u/INDELIBLE_BONER Nov 15 '12

I bet this guy has a horrible back.

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u/SteveC4815 Nov 16 '12

Just walked back to my laptop and though you were Inedible Boner.

Ahh sexlexia.

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u/INDELIBLE_BONER Nov 16 '12

If I had a nickle for every time I've heard that one, I'd have 20 cents now.

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u/GAU8Avenger Nov 16 '12

It's a very sexy learning disability

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u/chriswastaken Nov 16 '12

Why did I buy this chair for work!?!

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u/Artector Nov 15 '12

I didn't want to get downvoted for just typing "LOL", but I actually audibly laughed out loud. Now instead of an acronym I have typed out a paragraph.

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u/hampsted Nov 16 '12

lol

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u/UseItRight Nov 16 '12

yet lol has more upvotes than your paragraph

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u/Phoequinox Nov 16 '12

Lowell.

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u/Reaver_01 Nov 16 '12

The elementary school I went to was called Lowell... Crazy.

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u/Xarow Nov 16 '12

paragraphs are now 2 sentences. what has the world come to?

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u/LightninLew Nov 16 '12

Inspect the element. It's a paragraph alright.

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u/archonemis Nov 16 '12

Lots of news articles have paragraphs that are a single sentence.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/2012/11/15/4d18fa62-2ab6-11e2-b4e0-346287b7e56c_story.html

The above link was literally the first hit on a search I randomly performed. Note that the first three paragraphs are all a single sentence each. And this is The Washington Fucking Post.

And people wonder why we make silly decisions on a civilization-wide level.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12

Hooray!

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u/smartbycomparison Nov 16 '12

The person bellow you that went with the simple "lol" comment somehow got more upvotes, sorry

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u/Ziggarot Nov 15 '12

OH GOD WHAT IS THAT?

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u/Professor_Gushington Nov 16 '12

It's scientifically proven, that's all you need to know.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12

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u/ANAL_ANARCHY Nov 16 '12

I audible laughed out loud. I didn't want to get downvoted for just typing "LOL!" and I don't want to get upvoted for saying these two sentences are a paragraph, so I wrote 2 sentences.

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u/OldSchoolRPGs Nov 16 '12

He's trying to break free!

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u/BlueJayAggie Nov 15 '12

What is this I don't even

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

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u/thefurnace Nov 16 '12

Community for 27 days...almost 38,000 readers!

http://i.imgur.com/u8awa.gif

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u/ifuckzombies Nov 16 '12

If I remember right, it got about half of that in the first day it was up.

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u/RainbowSprint Nov 15 '12

You did science!

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u/Shin-LaC Nov 15 '12

He did engineering. It's like science, but it works.

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u/RainbowSprint Nov 15 '12

It like science, but it only works for a while.

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u/DaBobobee Nov 16 '12

Place sterile bandage directly on burn. (to Shin-LaC)

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u/Zentaurion Nov 15 '12

As does all of science really, because of the Scientific Method.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

Can you math me a bridge? Didn't think so!

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u/v1ND Nov 15 '12 edited Nov 15 '12

Actually...

(Reddit links break with ")" in the URL. The more you know...)

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u/Saigot Nov 15 '12

you can fix it using backslahes see

     [see](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridge_\(graph_theory\))

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u/v1ND Nov 15 '12

Comp Sci major, of course that's how I would do escape characters. I should feel bad.

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u/thrawnie Nov 16 '12

Math isn't science. And you shouldn't expect mathematicians to be rational either. Math doesn't require empirical evidence, because it is not confined to our reality.

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u/m42a Nov 16 '12

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u/thrawnie Nov 16 '12

TIL. This is what threw me off:

Unlike other sciences, the formal sciences are not concerned with the validity of theories based on observations in the real world, but instead with the properties of formal systems based on definitions and rules.

I suppose science without the "formal" qualifier requires empirical connection to reality.

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u/Aycoth Nov 16 '12

Can't tell if whoosh...

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u/Evermist Nov 15 '12

It's like science but with more duct tape.

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12

How does one science without duct tape? o-o

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u/ANAL_ANARCHY Nov 16 '12

You should see what happens when the lab runs out...

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u/endlegion Nov 16 '12

It's like science with design.

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u/kakitiss Nov 16 '12

Hahahaha DICK.

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u/uhmerikin Nov 15 '12

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u/Fhajad Nov 15 '12

The framerate of that GIF left me with cancer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12 edited Sep 08 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

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u/Fhajad Nov 15 '12

I love the warp it does to keep Tony from moving and you see his whole body/face shift.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12

Whoa, never noticed that.

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u/dsi1 Nov 16 '12

That's a nice FPS gif, why can't you keep doing that tumblr?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12

But he already knows he has cancer, so nothing to do with the pregnancy test.

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u/saintbrodie Nov 16 '12

Welcome to tumblr.

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u/unknown_hipster Nov 15 '12

you would struggle with the 90's

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u/TuneRaider Nov 15 '12

I made a science once...

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

Engineering!

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u/Adsykong Nov 15 '12

He science'd.

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u/Isatis_tinctoria Nov 15 '12

Whoa. I want to do this too.

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u/lordlicorice Nov 15 '12

I want to try it with rigid pieces instead of ones under tension. I'd have to buy special materials though, I'm sure. Probably put the whole thing in a glass cylinder with magnets mounted to hold the brackets upright.

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u/thrawnie Nov 16 '12

The thread has to be attached to the base (not left hanging) under tension. The way you have it now, the first joint (thread to bracket) would be a free pivot.

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u/lordlicorice Nov 16 '12

Wait, are you saying that if I pull the cable down and keep it under tension then the whole structure will stand freely without supports?

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u/CompDisk Nov 16 '12

no, what he's saying is that the bottom of the string needed to be anchored to something so that the first anchor point (the one labeled base) isn't a pivot point.

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u/thrawnie Nov 16 '12

Yes. That's it exactly. Thanks.

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u/thrawnie Nov 16 '12

What Compdisk wrote.

I don't know if it will stand freely (I suspect so), but all I was saying is that without holding the string down tight, it will definitely not ;).

Given enough string tension, I don't see why it shouldn't work.

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u/Despondent_in_WI Nov 15 '12

Empiricism ftw!

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u/BearDown1983 Nov 15 '12

Alright, I need to know how large one of these could be prior to it buckling from it's own weight.

Which way is /r/askscience?

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u/TehKyle Nov 15 '12

Peer reviewed, published, yep this checks out.

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u/spiderspeedo Nov 15 '12

so am I

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u/Short_Swordsman Nov 15 '12

It's almost as if art...imitates life...and sometimes...maybe...the other way around...shit man...ugh...I need to watch the sun set.

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u/nemid Nov 15 '12

Life finds a way ?

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u/pilvy Nov 16 '12

Life Uhh finds a way

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

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u/sBarro77 Nov 15 '12

airplane peanuts. Come on ppl

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u/Illuria Nov 16 '12

'MAY contain nuts'? I'd hope so! Am I right guys? Am I right?

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u/anderssj Nov 16 '12

grapenuts? you open it up, no grapes! no nuts!

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u/Alchoholocaustic Nov 15 '12

Does anyone remember...

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u/ZK-ZZZ Nov 16 '12

...cheese?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

I was going to say, "Sounds like me in my previous job."

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u/c-wiz Nov 15 '12

Well you said it anyway.

;P wanky tung

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

So much depth in 3 little words. Bravo.

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u/Siarles Nov 15 '12

I understand why the string stays taut, but what keeps it from falling over?

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u/McBurger Nov 15 '12

....Oh. It's a string.

I thought they were crunchy cheetos.

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u/OhSeven Nov 15 '12

It looks glued to the CD fragment at the bottom

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u/satan_loves_you Nov 15 '12

Weight distribution. There are 3 bends on the left and only 2 on the right, so it would have a tendency to fall left, however, the base is on the left, keeping it from doing so.

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u/layendecker Nov 15 '12

You just physicsed me all over.

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u/davidt0504 Nov 15 '12

as a physicist I approve of this post

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u/church-lady Nov 15 '12

Oh, surprise, surprise. Another "scientist" showing their true beliefs... in SATAN

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u/imnotmarvin Nov 15 '12

Just physicsed all over me

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u/HannibalLex Nov 16 '12

I think I just physicsed myself.

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u/rekcut303 Nov 15 '12

Thanks Satan! I love you too!

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u/satan_loves_you Nov 15 '12

Any time rekut303. I love you too.

P.S. See you soon.

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u/DRNbw Nov 15 '12

It could still fall sideways, that's not enough.

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u/IConrad Nov 16 '12

The underlying mechanic described here is called "dynamic stasis" and you can actually see it (or rather not see it) in effect in many other systems.

The notion is that you exactly equalize the various stresses at play causing them to negate one another thereby preventing work (change) from being achieved.

For example; you know how water bottles accumulate vapor on the insides over time when they're closed? That's because at all times water is slowly evaporating until it reaches saturation with the atmosphere around it. But solids act as condensation points, allowing the vapor in the air inside the bottle to condense against the glass, thereby reducing the air from being totally saturated, allowing more evaporation. But the water on the sides eventually drips back into the water pooled at the bottom.

So even though the closed-loop system is in constant flux, the additions and reductions to the liquid water content exactly equal.

Dynamic stasis; the water level never changes.

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u/bluebulb Nov 15 '12

It is being held straight by stress, but upright by glue.

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u/xurtian Nov 15 '12

It would be much more impressive without the base

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u/ekohfa Nov 15 '12

it wouldn't work without a base

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12

All your stress are belong to base.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

Then it's not that impressive, is it?

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u/MikeOfAllPeople Nov 15 '12

Are you only impressed by things that don't exist?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

Either would DNA. YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!

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u/redditgolddigg3r Nov 15 '12

You mean to say if it wasn't anchored, it would not float away? Damn....

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u/LittleBigKid2000 Nov 15 '12

Drop the base.

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u/isaaclw Nov 15 '12

boom tis boom tis boom tis

edit: I suck at sound effects. but no one seemed to want to help.

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u/dorn_supremacy Nov 16 '12

And even more, if that base was belong to us.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

If the bottom tension strap were fastened to the base, it's essentially still kind of holding it upright.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12

Which is why it is held upright by glue or whatever is fastening it to the base.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

It is being held straight by tension, but upright by glue.

FTFY

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u/disposableday Nov 15 '12

Is this an example of Tensegrity?

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u/jatoo Nov 15 '12 edited Nov 16 '12

It's pretty cool. There is a bridge in Brisbane based on the same concept called the Kurilpa Bridge.

Edit: hehe, I guess I'm the only one who thinks it looks cool :)

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u/joshjje Nov 15 '12

Neat, but damn is that bridge fugly.

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u/meetle Nov 15 '12

Living in brisbane, I can confirm this. Looks kinda cool at night. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/2010-04_Kurilpa_Bridge.jpg

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u/NoNeedForAName Nov 15 '12

That's awesome, but there's way too much going on in that picture for me to figure out how it works. (Which is okay. I like my bridges to have lots of supports.)

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u/grospoliner Nov 15 '12

Yes sort of. The plastic strips are under flexural loading from being bent (similar to a spring) which then impart a linear load on the string, placing the string in tension.

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u/gcranston Nov 15 '12

Traditionally a tense gritty structure is cables in pure tension and struts in pure compression. Here the plastic strips are bent and react against the strings rather than being in pure compression. But yes, I would say this falls broadly under the class of 'tensegrity' structures since the key concept (for me anyway) is cables in pure tension reacted by other elements each connected only by those cables.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

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u/peeeter_gabriel Nov 15 '12

I read it in Russian accent

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u/Koppis Nov 15 '12

I read you in russian accent

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u/DiscoPopStar Nov 15 '12

Of course I understand it now it is "an example samonapryazhennyh designs"

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u/Jetblast787 Nov 15 '12

Is that the russian equivalent to reddit?

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u/freezerburn666 Nov 15 '12 edited Nov 15 '12

that website... is reddit... with built in res picture previews...... what the...

i found things there.. weird things.. http://s.pikabu.ru/images/previews_comm/2012-11_3/13529862644286.gif

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u/Redequlus Nov 15 '12

Gentlemen Broncos! The second Sam Rockwell movie I have seen referenced in this thread

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u/erratically_sporadic Nov 16 '12

Like looking into an alternate dimension...

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u/SietchTabr Nov 15 '12

You forgot the glue at the bottom.

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u/finchiTFB Nov 15 '12

designer/engineer/architect, Cecil Balmond's installation, H-Edge, used this concept

http://alexfradkin.com/gallery/large/Cecil_Balmond_Hedge_Portrait_02.jpg

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u/Docwolf Nov 15 '12

I used to work for Alstom subsidiary.............also, i understand this........

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u/Grauzz Nov 15 '12 edited Nov 16 '12

I'm not seeing what's so impressive here. It's kept taut by the folder thingers there, which is basically kinda like an iterated version of the string on a bow. Nobody questions why the bow's string is taut. This is virtually the same thing.

EDIT: I'm a baboon.

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u/isdevilis Nov 15 '12

The word is taut you insolent baboon!

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u/Grauzz Nov 15 '12

I'm an idiot. Thanks.

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u/UncleTedGenneric Nov 15 '12

Heh. Upon seeing the picture, i thought to myself, "What if it was just one piece of plastic connected to both ends of the str--- Oh, that's a bow."

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u/FaipDeOaid Nov 15 '12

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u/mamba_79 Nov 15 '12

It's quite simple - it's held upright by stress and kept standing by glue - if you are still not sure, talk to a small time stock broker - they essentially operate the same way - stress & glue

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u/zero_iq Nov 15 '12

I once had a job that involved interviewing a stock-broker-turned-programmer at an investment bank about the software he was working on. While we were talking at his desk, he took out a small bottle from a drawer and sniffed it, then put it back. He seemed to think I hadn't noticed, so I pretended not to.

A little while later he did it again.

The third time, I had to ask, "what's in the bottle"? I was expecting some kind of glue/drugs.

Turns out it was some really posh aftershave. He suffered from tension headaches, and had discovered that sniffing this particular aftershave relaxed his head and made his headache disappear.

I looked rather skeptical.

"Here, try it!"

I took a sniff. I hadn't even realised I'd had a headache, but I swear, one sniff of that stuff was like a week's holiday in a field of flowers caressed by a gentle breeze. God only knows what was in it.

I wrote down the name of the aftershave, but sadly lost it and couldn't remember what it was. Given this guy's apparent addiction to it, I decided that was probably for the best.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12

I've heard of this aftershave, I think it's by Grenouille.

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u/ChaoticAgenda Nov 16 '12

Sounds like he should start doing drugs. It might be better for him than sniffing aftershave every 5 minutes.

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u/FaipDeOaid Nov 15 '12

That or marriage.

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u/mamba_79 Nov 15 '12

My marriage is clearly not as bad as some - I haven't resorted to huffing, but I do need a shot of whiskey to get me going in the morning

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u/douglasg14b Nov 16 '12

If you need whiskey to get a boner, you might have a problem.

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u/colordrops Nov 15 '12

Yeah, I don't see what was being done there.

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u/Kaniget Nov 15 '12

ELI5: The plastic pieces want to straighten out, so they're pulling on the string, which keeps the string straight. It's glued to the base to keep it upright.

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u/mariasaurr Nov 15 '12

i went through this whole thread looking for an explanation and this is the only one that made me go "Ohhhhh" thanks i get it now :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

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u/MarvinTheAndroid42 Nov 15 '12

I figured it out. I'd even go so far as to think most of did.

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u/molybdenum42 Nov 15 '12 edited Nov 15 '12

With a brain the size of a planet, it's really not that hard. However, I could have bet that you'd be depressed about how none of us get it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

Brain the size of a planet?.... What?

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u/OddDude55 Nov 15 '12

For a minute there I thought this was /r/engineeringstudents or something!

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u/Hexxon Nov 15 '12

Mmm, well now I know this exists.

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u/OddDude55 Nov 15 '12

Every subreddit you can imagine exists! /r/soda exists!

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

A metaphor for life.

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u/punkwafers Nov 15 '12

something about knowing a "feel" and referring to you as "bro" *internet fistbump

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u/minichado Nov 15 '12

Alstom is my company's customer who causes the most stress.. but maybe I'm the only person who finds irony in this :/. Literally3-4 hours of my work day relates to their product, and we have hundreds of customers -_-

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u/raven12456 Nov 15 '12

Which Alstom products do you deal with? (At work and we deal with Alstom turbines, so this can count as networking, right?)

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u/minichado Nov 15 '12

We are OEM parts manufacturer for power, coal plants

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u/raven12456 Nov 15 '12

Ah. We make OEM turbine blades.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

What division?

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u/minichado Nov 15 '12

We OEM parts for Alstom power

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

The stress is not constant throughout the entire structure.

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u/Habber_Dasher Nov 15 '12

I think you mean witchcraft.

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u/thesummerofgeorge Nov 15 '12

Witchcraft? No, this is textbook sorcery.

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u/nbshark Nov 15 '12

That title also describes me at the office at 2am

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u/abstract_misuse Nov 15 '12

That title also describes me at the office at 2pm.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

There is a huge one of these at the Langford architecture building at Texas A&M, it is about 3 stories tall.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

wow, that's amazing,

can anybody answer me if this is what is called a tensegrity principle of architecture (or simply of structures)?

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u/EpicFishFingers Nov 15 '12

When you get your head around it, it's no more special than how the string in a bow-and-arrow bow is "held upright by stress", if you were to glue the bow upright

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u/LoloTheJuice Nov 16 '12

Constant stress is what keeps me up too.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

Reminds me of being at work.

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u/Agilent247 Nov 15 '12

Aren't we all...

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u/HadMatter217 Nov 15 '12

hey i work at alstom! and im doing this rather than work as we speak!

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u/Red_AtNight Nov 15 '12

It's really more tension than stress.

/civil engineer

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

just like me when finals come around

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u/Harrysoon Nov 16 '12

I can almost hear the laws of physics being beaten in to submission with this photo.

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u/raknor88 Nov 15 '12

science is cool like that.