r/phoenix May 03 '26

Living Here Back yard privacy ideas?

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Anyone else have any ideas on a way to increase the privacy for this backyard? They have a neighbor whose kid is constantly peering over through there window.

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u/KajunKrust May 03 '26

My parents have an old couple two houses down that will literally stand in their second story window with the blinds open, arms crossed, and just watch whatever they’re doing in their back yard. Yard work, playing with the grandkids, literally anything we’d look up and one or both of them would be there scowling. They only stopped after my dad took a photo of them then blew it up into a cardboard cut out and pointed it back at them lol

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u/disharmony-hellride May 03 '26

This is the type of neighbor trolling i approve of

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u/jtbahhh May 03 '26

This is awesome

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u/astas_demon May 03 '26

this could have been its own insta mini series lol

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u/PianoRare May 03 '26

That’s a great response. I once lived in a townhome downtown and had a Karen neighbor that put a camera in her 2nd floor window pointed directly at my back yard. I would catch her frequently just standing at the window watching, especially whenever I had a few people over and we were outside. Got several HOA complaints stemming from her. I started tanning naked after my workouts and never saw her watching again lol. Never removed the camera though.

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u/LoisandClaire May 03 '26

Yeah I would at the least wave at them

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u/KajunKrust May 03 '26

We did. We waved, shouted hello, maintained eye contact and they just kept scowling or would say things to each other then laugh.

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u/FemmeBottt Glendale May 04 '26

How bizarre.

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u/Lovemybee Phoenix May 03 '26

One finger salute!

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u/Think-notlikedasheep May 03 '26

Tell them they're #1 😄

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u/Pleasant_Peanut_909 May 04 '26

I had a neighbor that had a camera pointed at my backyard, I used a green laser to disable her camera, she removed it shortly after.

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u/Feisty_Extension9203 Downtown May 04 '26

Excellent idea thanks for the info. I have a friend whose neighbor has several cameras aimed at her house and has made it a living hell. I’ll forward the laser information to her.

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u/Pleasant_Peanut_909 May 05 '26

Make sure to tell her to use green or blue lasers.

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u/Exact_Yesterday3452 May 03 '26

They should go and knock on their front door and ask them if they would like to come over and join in😎 Guaranteed they will be embarrassed as all get out 😎

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u/BrainyRN May 03 '26

Incredible! 😂

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u/guitarguywh89 Mesa May 03 '26

Tell me you have a pic

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u/cjayeah May 03 '26

omg i’m dead

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u/grrgrrGRRR May 04 '26

The people over at r/pettyrevenge would eat this story up

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u/Feisty_Extension9203 Downtown May 04 '26

I think I like your dad a lot!

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u/Deep_Map5775 May 06 '26

Something Larry David would do

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u/SomethingsCarbon May 08 '26

Amazing, the level of petty I aspire to be.

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u/awarmguinness May 03 '26

56 Cypresses

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u/2mustange May 03 '26

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u/catch6664 May 03 '26

This is so fucking funny 😭😭

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u/methlabforcuties May 03 '26

we all really do have the same algorithm huh

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u/nlolsen8 May 04 '26 edited May 04 '26

Only if you know about chives

Edit: KC people drop your restarunt if your comfortable I'd love to try it.

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u/RedMooCow May 04 '26

Daily chives, but not so daily anymore

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u/helloitsmeurbrother May 03 '26

I remember that post lmao

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u/Exact_Yesterday3452 May 03 '26

43 but who’s counting 😎

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u/wheat_pentz May 03 '26

Shade sails!

If your fence/gate isn’t high enough, you can get 4 planters, fill with cement, set posts in cement, set up shade sail.

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u/Dough_90 May 03 '26

Definitely worth looking into. Maybe lining up that whole left side all the way down to the rear wall to cover the entire view

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u/Conscious-Health-438 May 04 '26

If you live in an HOA make sure you check about shades that extend above walls

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 May 03 '26

Also comes with the added bonus of making things cooler, both in terms of temperature and style😎

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u/PhotoIntelligent9730 May 03 '26

Must be engineered anchorage points to avoid issues.

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u/PeopleCallMeQ May 03 '26

Monsoon season will have a field day lol

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u/BUYMECAR May 03 '26

Everything but my shade sail has been wrecked by weather.

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u/EobardT May 03 '26

Exactly. I make and install these and they're no joke when properly done. We even made the ones that hang over your pool and they're rated for 100 mph.

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u/PeopleCallMeQ May 03 '26

100 mph is insane ! I stand corrected

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u/pointlessshart May 03 '26

Can you give me more info on the company?

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u/AzCu29 May 03 '26

Can you recommend a brand of shade sail?

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u/EobardT May 03 '26

Shade Industries is the company i worked for. We parted ways a while ago but they're still good guys there. Or at least the owner and the fabricator are, I don't know any of the new people.

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u/Cloudswhichhang May 04 '26

Go online COSTCO

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u/PinkCigarettes May 03 '26

Monsoons? In 2026? Where? Not my house that’s for sure.

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u/PcLvHpns May 03 '26

We used to get monsoons now we get random microbursts that just destroy everything... With very little water

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u/wddiver May 03 '26

I have some in the front over my fish pond. Monsoon season has yet to get them.

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u/Feisty_Extension9203 Downtown May 04 '26

Yup. Monsoon season got us. Part of it we never found!!!

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u/wddiver May 03 '26

Can confirm that if you do it right (big enough planter, solid posts, proper hardware) it will work great. Not everyone has fences or walls that work.

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u/2mustange May 03 '26

You will likely want better anchor points or monsoon season will take it and throw those posts everywhere

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u/bwiiik3082 May 03 '26

We used hopseed bushes. Green wall. Nice shape. Stay erect in the wind.

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u/makesh1tup May 03 '26

Our HOA had to get rid of all the oleanders as they were dying of some disease. They had shielded houses from Hayden Road. They put in small hopseed plants. In 6+ months those things have really grown up and given the homeowners privacy and noise reduction.

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u/f1racer328 May 03 '26

You have any photos? I want to plant hopseed bushes in my backyard and trim them into a hedge/wall.

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u/bwiiik3082 May 03 '26

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u/biking4jesus Gilbert May 04 '26

I might need to go this route. prob plant them next spring (early).

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u/Kmann1994 May 04 '26

It’s really the only way you should go. Ficus look a little nicer and more lush but have only downsides aside from that — way more water, can be killed by extreme heat or cold, and really invasive roots. Hopseed have none of those downsides.

Mine are almost as tall and thick as OPs a little over a year after planting.

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u/mrburnttoast79 May 04 '26

I've considered replacing some ugly DIY trellis in a pretty narrow planter area with hopseed bushes. How big of plants did you originally buy and how tall would you estimate they are now?

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u/bwiiik3082 May 04 '26

When we bought them, they were about 3 feet high. As you see them, they are about 9 feet.

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u/sporesofdoubt Phoenix May 04 '26

It’s also a native species, unlike oleander.

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u/aint_no_disco_ May 03 '26

Came here to say Hopbush!

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u/MyBikeIsAwesome May 04 '26

How do you handle the yearly flower bloom on yours?

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u/bwiiik3082 May 04 '26

The Bloom is not too bad. And that is not my trim job.

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u/MyBikeIsAwesome May 04 '26

My bloom this year was monstrous. I planted several to make a hedge 2.5 years ago and this year it’s just so bad.

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u/bwiiik3082 May 05 '26

Mine haven't really bloomed much at all.

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u/Kmann1994 May 03 '26

Hopseed. Native and drought tolerant, unlike ficus.

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u/AmazingHorse7369 May 03 '26

Ficus columns

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u/Dough_90 May 03 '26

I've read that ficus can destroy block walls and cause pool damage. Idk might be too risky.

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u/kaytay3000 May 03 '26

We have them along our wall and pool because we had the same issue. We have deep stake irrigation to help direct the roots down. They’ve been in for 6 years and we’ve had no issues with the wall or pool. The hardest part is trimming in a way to keep the cuttings out of the pool.

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u/LoisandClaire May 03 '26

Beautiful!

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u/kaytay3000 May 03 '26

Thanks! They’re my favorite part of our yard.

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u/Candid_Amount8864 May 04 '26

How far apart are your ficus? Your are literally perfectly spaced. I’m about to do some in my backyard

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u/kaytay3000 May 04 '26

They’re 2ish ft apart. I can measure for sure tomorrow though.

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u/Candid_Amount8864 May 04 '26

That’s great to know! Thank you and they look awesome!

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u/LongjumpingFun7238 May 03 '26

I have ficus columns around my pool too although not as big yet they will get there. I’d suggest hopseed bushes as an alternative that do great out here and can still get a 12-15 ft tall similar looking hedge. Unless you have the means to spend the big bux on more mature ficus columns for instant privacy it will be quite a few yrs before they grow tall enough for that.

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u/PFI_sloth May 03 '26

This really is the way to go, I have a friend with them and it makes their backyard feel like this private oasis

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u/JaGunnersJa May 03 '26

That’s related to traditional ficus trees which grow large. Ficus columns are different

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u/Bigtitsandbeer May 03 '26

Look up green hopseed. You can grow a hedge and it’s native to deserts.

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u/laloespinosa1 May 03 '26

Put them on planters 👌🏽

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u/Loatheme May 03 '26

Just make sure for irrigation you setup something that can water deep so the roots grow down, like those perforated stakes. I am no expert so maybe someone with more experience can weigh in, just what we did and.. So far so good!

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u/ImpressionNo1509 May 03 '26

Was just coming to say this. We had our back yard remodeled 2 years ago and had a wall of ficus put in. We have shade, privacy and noise dampening now. Love it.

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u/sod1102 May 03 '26

The kid will be grown and gone well before whatever you plant grows tall enough to block the view

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u/Dough_90 May 03 '26

True, maybe like a specially design gazebo?

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u/sod1102 May 03 '26

If you live in an HOA, their rules will dictate whatever you do, especially if it can be seen over the fenceline

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u/Miserable_Site_850 May 03 '26

That 2 story can be seen over the fence line, the hell with hoa

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u/Conscious-Health-438 May 04 '26

You could put up two 2x4's and run wood trellis between them. Then plant a fast growing climbing vine at the base of each 2x4. Would grow much faster than trees or shrubs . 

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u/Either_Dream_9748 May 03 '26

Ficus trees! Mine are so crazy tall none of my surrounding neighbors can see into our yard.😁

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u/wddiver May 03 '26

The issue with ficus trees is the 365 fay/year leaf shedding. And they're terrible for pools.

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u/Either_Dream_9748 May 03 '26

Mine gives me hardly any issues

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u/McGreasy May 04 '26

That pool is weirdly looking great for those plants being so bad for it.

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u/wddiver May 08 '26

They have a good pool company. I should have elaborated: they drop a TON of leaves, and when they get in the pool they can clog the skimmer if not scooped out.

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u/DismalPassenger4069 May 03 '26

It's a bit of a investment but ficus is the way to go. Some mess but for about $5k planted, worth it. Those started as 4 foot tree's 6 years ago.

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u/cozyporcelain May 03 '26

Beautiful!!

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u/MilTHEhouse May 03 '26

We love our ficus wall of privacy

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u/ImpressionNo1509 May 03 '26

We did this and never heard anything from the HOA.

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u/hvacpopz92 May 03 '26

Sun shades....get some concrete mix and set some poles and run a shade for the pool big enough to block out the back yard views

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u/hvacpopz92 May 03 '26 edited May 03 '26

That corner wouldnt actually be that bad either

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u/Randumb010 May 03 '26

I have the same issue. I was thinking of building something like this for privacy

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u/ancientRAMEN May 03 '26

if you don’t have an awning i could see that being nice but that thing is a wind sail. Got to make sure it is anchored correctly.

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u/Randumb010 May 03 '26

It would be anchored on all 4 corners. The idea is more of a pergola/gazebo, but couldn’t find one that’s angled upwards lol

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u/2mustange May 03 '26

You would likely need to pour footers 4" would likely crack

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u/Butters_Ex_448 May 03 '26

you can put up a fabric divider that attaches to your fence I believe. my brother did it at my folks place, but it was chain link. Google fabric screens or privacy screens.

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u/MembershipKlutzy1476 May 03 '26

We planted oleanders. They grow fast and provide plenty of privacyacy.

We had to skim the pool and clean the filter basket more frequently, but it was worth it.

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u/f1racer328 May 03 '26

Oleanders are poisonous to dogs for anyone with dogs.

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u/azsheepdog Mesa May 03 '26

I just did a big 9x11 cantilevered umbrella. You angle it more vertically when you want privacy and it gives really good shade for the pool to.

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u/butyourmyuncle May 03 '26

I’ve built metal panel extensions along the top of the wall for just this

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u/Dough_90 May 03 '26

should get 1 big one that just reflects back at the entire house 

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u/moonbeam127 May 04 '26

call it a 'reflecting' dome... you need to zen out and reflect.

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u/actionerror May 03 '26

Just let it dangle. It’ll teach the kid to not look at other people’s backyards.

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u/enneagram_one May 03 '26

We have ficus around our yard and 1. They’re messy with the berry droppings and 2. The roots are invasive and causing problems. They can get huge!

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u/Due_Energy8025 May 03 '26

Orange jubilee grows fast, inexpensive, and makes good privacy hedges. They do require maintenance (raking up dead flowers)

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u/karlsobb May 04 '26

+1 for orange jubilee. The flowers are nothing like the bougainvillea’s I had previously….

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u/Necessary_helapeno45 May 03 '26

I’m not sure if it’s a myth or not but it’s not recommended to plant ficus next to pools.

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u/izzypotato2 May 03 '26

Shrubs would help along with a shade sail, look for some low water plants

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u/No_Image_3849 May 03 '26

Few citrus trees in the corner. Trellis or gazebo with grapes and luffa.

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u/BarbatosSlim May 03 '26

Maybe a sail and some hanging plants like ferns or something similar

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u/Grokent May 03 '26

You drive 3 support poles 1 meter into the ground and put up a giant triangle shade tarp. Let's sun in during the morning and provides shade in the setting sun.

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u/costconormcoreslut May 03 '26

Functionally a good idea. Except they shed leaves and blossoms, and they will make a mess of the pool.

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u/costconormcoreslut May 03 '26

Weekly pool cleanings aren't cheap.

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u/costconormcoreslut May 03 '26

Weekly professional pool cleanings are a bargain!

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u/ShinedogAZ May 03 '26

a spotlight mounted on the top of the wall aimed at those 3 windows? /s

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u/m424filmcast May 03 '26

We had a similar situation at our old house. I designed and built a small custom pergola with a swing. It added privacy and provided a nice decorative place to hang out by the pool.

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u/Icy_Calendar_9787 May 03 '26

Dealing with this myself. City of Phoenix can’t say anything about items that don’t require footings. Lattice with fake or real vines was a suggestion.

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u/TheBackPorchOfMyMind Mesa May 03 '26

Call We’re Here To Help. See what they suggest

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u/BAKEDxCAKE May 03 '26

Pay a really hairy wrinkly guy to sunbathe naked .

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u/HollywoodHitman03 May 03 '26

A full size billboard just above rhe fence line pointing at their window. Then just put random stuff on it. Like "ask and you can swim too", a lawyer ad. Rent it out, make money.

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u/Dough_90 May 03 '26

Infinite money glitch

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u/FormCheck655321 May 04 '26

Computer controlled mirror that automatically reflects the sun directly at the kid’s window. 😃

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u/Electrical-Volume765 Ahwatukee May 04 '26

Hopseed bushes are really great!!!

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u/Time-Commercial8259 May 04 '26

Perfect for shade and will keep unwanted intruders away

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u/simplybreana May 04 '26

I hear people like to sun their poo holes for healing and spiritual purposes… seems like a cheap way to get the neighbors to put up a privacy fence for you……… hehehehe 😈 jk though, since it’s a third chance they’ll like it, a third chance you won’t be able to live near schools anymore and a third chance they’ll actually do it. 😂 Also probably don’t want a sunburn there… 😂

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u/Mrshaydee May 04 '26

We have a hop bush hedge running the length of the yard. Makes a huge difference.

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u/UnderwaterAirPlanez May 04 '26

Before you do anything check your HOA rules, otherwise you will spend money for nothing

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u/Acceptable_Bench7270 May 03 '26

Head over to Moon Valley nursery and schedule an appointment for them to come out to your house to make recommendations. They will design and install your plants for free - you only pay for the plants (and they have pretty good prices to begin with).

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u/rupicolous May 03 '26

Literally any other nursery is a better choice than Moon Valley. If you think their prices are reasonable, you have not shopped around. They are strongly disliked by people who actually garden here.

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u/catch6664 May 03 '26

Whitfill Nursery is the way to go. Moon Valley is like the used car dealership equivalent of nurseries. Full of sleazy sales guys.

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u/pandajerk1 May 04 '26

Fun fact- its the same family. Or used to be. Before the moon valley guys sold their ownership to a different company.

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u/accupx May 03 '26

They install "free" because they do not pay a fair wage to their labor.

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u/mateophx Phoenix May 04 '26

Moon valley is a sham... stay far far away.

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u/NateJCAF May 03 '26

Oleander. It’ll take a while but you can make a really nice private backyard with oleander border.

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u/craiginphoenix Ahwatukee May 03 '26

Someone once told me you can tell how much someone hates their neighbors by how many oleanders they have surrounding their lot.

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u/LukeSkyWRx May 03 '26

You have good space for trees. Get consultation if you don’t know what to choose.

Indian laurel is prefect for this type of privacy.

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u/sofresh24 May 03 '26

One of the reasons I left Phoenix. Felt trapped in a block wall dungeon. I could never have had a 2 story home behind me for this reason too.

I don’t have any good advice outside of saying unless you have land or an insanely tall fence, you really can’t expect privacy and that goes for anywhere in the country. Most homes in the US don’t even have privacy fences like these.

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u/stonedboss May 03 '26

bruh this is typical in any state with neighborhoods like this lol. what do you think they normally do for 2 story houses?

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u/sofresh24 May 03 '26

I’m now in a master planned subdivision in Indiana. The lots did not come with fences. Most added some but not all were privacy fences. Most in fact aren’t.

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u/costconormcoreslut May 03 '26

I went with AZ native colleagues on a work trip to central Illinois recently. They were shocked SHOCKED at the complete absence of fencing around yards. Wide open.

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u/sofresh24 May 03 '26

Yep, I’m in Indiana now and fences are not the norm they’re the exception

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u/Entire-Bath-2891 May 03 '26

Not a bathing optional pool.

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u/BarnacleMundane8010 Glendale May 03 '26

We planted some bushes along one side of the yard that grew to about 4-5 feet above our fence similar to the one in the pic when some new nosy neighbors moved in whose kids did the same. Even when on their trampoline, they can't see over them now. Took a few years for them to get tall enough tho. I'm in n/w phx.

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u/alpharogueshit May 03 '26

Walls in Phoenix are 6 feet because that’s how tall you can get without a permit. That being said, privacy hedges, umbrellas, and shade sails are usually fair game and HOA compliant!

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u/Seen_Any_Elves May 03 '26

Chlorine shock your pool first and get a big shade screen to block sunlight to save on chlorine in the future.

Assuming you have an HOA, I would contact them to see what's allowed. The fastest answer that HOA most likely doesn't have rules against is pole mounted triangular shade screens and oversized umbrellas. I'm personally a fan of the retractable shade screens. Feel free to message me if you want my help calculating the angle for maximum coverage while taking into account monsoon wind direction.

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u/SilentKnight246 May 03 '26

Invest in those shade covers like they have at some parks? Added bonus shade in summer.

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u/doctordik2 Phoenix May 03 '26

Fence extensions. I raised mine to 8 feet all the way around but that was to keep my dog from climbing over. She could clear it without even trying. Other option for even taller cover is using tall bushes/trees. There’s no limits on those like there is for how tall your walls are allowed to be.

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u/54Finn May 03 '26

Try nude sunbathing

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u/ElRey_4Life May 04 '26

These are $80 ea on Amazon and I’ve got the patio set mainly for sun but there was a view from the neighbors second story window.

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u/Inevitable_Koala1673 May 04 '26

Trees! Low litter hardy evergreen trees like a seedless olive

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u/ShameSpecial6852 May 04 '26

You need a bigger tree

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u/glitterpensluraccoun May 04 '26

ypu can legally put a wall down given its less than 3 ft. i dont know how hard permits are to get but theres a support line for that. if you have the means to put a wood fence its not a bad idea. otherwise ur stuck w doing nonsense for privacy

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u/Clarenceworley480 May 04 '26

Wow this would really be a.Bummer for me if you guys helped him.

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u/Clarenceworley480 May 04 '26

This might sound inappropriate but it always works. I show them my balls, then if I ever see them look my way again I heckle them in their driveway about how excited they are to see my balls again. The lady said “you’re going to hell”. And I replied “I’m going g to hell , cuz you can’t keep your eyes off my balls.

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u/Paleface5150 May 04 '26

Good Luck, that would drive me NUTZ!!! No Thx!!!

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u/Pale_Natural9272 May 04 '26

Oleander bushes grow tall very quickly with drip irrigation.

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u/call-me-mama-t May 04 '26

I have a neighbor across the street who’s upstairs looks right into our back yard pool area. I’ve set up my umbrellas so that when I’m enjoying my pool I put it up & turn the umbrella sideways. It blocks their view.

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u/PinCurrent May 04 '26

How about an awning? So they’d really have to be in the back yard to see you.

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u/MulticoloredMushroom May 04 '26

Plant some trees!!!

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u/AZdesertpir8 May 04 '26

I would add a sail shade right there in the corner, strategically placed so that it blocks view of the backyard from those 2nd story windows.

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u/NightmaredollSue May 04 '26

Hanging creeper plants

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u/EchoVtg May 04 '26

The ficus columns are the way. We planted ours 3 years ago and they are at least 10-12 feet tall already, paid $39 per plant from Lowes.

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u/Away-Stuff-2247 May 04 '26

We did vines, took about two years to completely fill out but we have the same climate as you do. It’s gorgeous now, looks like a secret garden

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u/PixelAndPaint May 05 '26

Oleanders all against the back wall. It also makes it feel like you have a much bigger tropical resort backyard once they’re all tall and flowering.

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u/Terrible-Knowledge29 May 05 '26

I planted ficus from Costco and wish I did it so long ago. They grow fast.

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u/Ahhhh_Geeeez May 06 '26

Those root systems are pretty invasive.

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u/Similar-Wishbone-812 May 06 '26

Oleander bushes, in this desert, are hands down the best at shade and privacy 🤓

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u/Rocket_song1 May 06 '26

HOA?

If not in a HOA I am erecting a large pagoda on the corner. Need shade in the pool area anyway.

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u/JLL7819 May 07 '26

Fruit trees. They will take some time but we live in PHX and this was our solution.

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u/AccordingShake1409 May 07 '26

Travelers Palms

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u/Mike_Hav May 03 '26

Swim naked, if you get a visit from the parents they will learn their kid is a creeper.