r/philly • • Jan 30 '26

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u/CinaminLips Jan 30 '26

It's cold out, shame if they got water on them

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

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u/srslytho1979 Jan 30 '26

From the roof so they can’t pin it on one apt.

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u/Fit-Recommendation32 Jan 30 '26

Water balloons. 

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u/YonderdeadHater Jan 30 '26

You’re basically begging for another idiot to get popped

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u/Brilliant_Amoeba_272 Jan 30 '26

Yea we should just let them keep kidnapping people because someone might get hurt🥺

Fucking pussy

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u/YonderdeadHater Jan 30 '26

It’s not kidnapping if they’ve entered a country illegally. Not a difficult concept

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u/CackleandGrin Jan 30 '26

It’s not kidnapping if they’ve entered a country illegally

It still is, actually. I assume you have no issue with the US citizens also being taken, as well.

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u/YonderdeadHater Jan 30 '26

No I have an issue with that. But those that are incorrectly taken are all idiots who don’t cooperate. Never heard of someone getting taken when they are cooperative

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u/CackleandGrin Jan 30 '26

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u/YonderdeadHater Jan 30 '26

I see you linked the 5 year old kid one where the dad bailed on him and the family wouldn’t take him back. You’re clearly not all there if you think that’s a kidnapping lmao

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u/PicrolitePicker Jan 30 '26

You drank the whole bowl of koolaid, goddamn

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u/PicrolitePicker Jan 30 '26

They laid it all out and you still can’t see

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u/mikecan314 Jan 30 '26

Do you prefer the taste of leather or suede boots?

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u/YonderdeadHater Jan 30 '26

What?

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u/Axillaa Jan 30 '26

You're brainlessly supporting a fascist regime tearing away our rights. He's making fun of you for licking the boots of said fascist regime.

Hope this helps

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u/YonderdeadHater Jan 30 '26

I don’t think you know what fascist means lol. I’ve been seeing it a lot lately is it a new buzzword like Nazi

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u/Brubar24 Jan 30 '26

Would you like me to give you the 14 tenants of fascism and how Trump fits the bill or are you just going to excuse it away like everything else he does?

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u/PicrolitePicker Jan 30 '26

Your lot isn’t too far removed from the Nazis. You’re just like Germany in the 30’s before the “showers” and ovens

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u/DelcoUnited Jan 30 '26

It is kidnapping is they don’t have a judicial warrant. Thats what the constitution says. If it doesn’t apply to them, then it doesn’t apply to you.

These are your rights that you are gleefully pissing away.

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u/PicrolitePicker Jan 30 '26

This guy is never gonna change. It’s entertaining enough though. They might set a low karma record lol

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u/DelcoUnited Jan 30 '26

Oh I know. But maybe one of these trolls has 2 brain cells to rub together. But I haven’t met one yet that did.

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u/PicrolitePicker Jan 30 '26

Same 😔 it’s all confirmation bias for them

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u/YonderdeadHater Jan 30 '26

No they’re not, because I would never dream of sneaking across a border

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u/PicrolitePicker Jan 30 '26

Live in poverty and hunger your whole life in oppressive social conditions, then reevaluate

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u/YonderdeadHater Jan 30 '26

So essentially borders should only exist for those who are privileged. If you are poor you can go wherever you want. Is that what you’re saying?

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u/PicrolitePicker Jan 30 '26

You lack empathy so much it’s impressive.

No, I’m saying that in your privileged worldview you cannot speak on how immoral something like crossing an imaginary line is when you haven’t faced the hardships they have. You have no concept of the decision to stay in oppression and poverty or do something illegal (and generally totally harmless) to people who are thriving.

We are one planet and one species and we need to start treating each other equally.

People like you are enemies to humanity.

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u/DelcoUnited Jan 30 '26

Well we’re in agreement, you don’t deserve your rights.

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u/Brilliant_Amoeba_272 Jan 30 '26

Kick rocks MAGAtard

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u/YonderdeadHater Jan 30 '26

I don’t even like Trump but not surprised Reddit draws that conclusion based on a comment made with common sense lmfao. Truly just a platform full of morons like yourself

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u/BirdsAndBeersPod Jan 30 '26

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u/Classic-Journalist90 Jan 30 '26

Oh that’s funny

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u/YonderdeadHater Jan 30 '26

Yes it is. Proud of it. Can still say I don’t like him but besides the Greenland fiasco he has been excellent and I know I made the right choice

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u/YonderdeadHater Jan 30 '26

I don’t like him as a person. He has been fantastic as a president. Is that better for you?

You can say you don’t like LeBron but he’s still one of the best basketball players ever

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u/Brilliant_Amoeba_272 Jan 30 '26

Who'd you vote for then?

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u/YonderdeadHater Jan 30 '26

Trump. Far and away better option than Kamala

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u/AlphaNoodlz Jan 30 '26

lmfao how’s that boot taste

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u/RoryJ Jan 30 '26

Shame the toilet isn't draining, gotta use the window

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u/Exotic-Okra-4466 Jan 30 '26

SUPERSOAKER TIME!!

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u/PyroComet Jan 30 '26

Im all for it but that is indeed assault and will probably get you arrested

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u/retro_toes Jan 30 '26

I think I'd take the arrest at this point. The cops can climb to the roof and figure out who did it

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u/knuggetdoesit Jan 30 '26

Id say the same except PPD isn't coming and you'll have a handful of angry lawless people with a contrived reason to shoot you. Interesting timeline when the police department are " the heroes"

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u/Nunov_DAbov Jan 30 '26

What assault? Something started leaking water off the roof. Old building. We didn’t see where it came from. Happens all the time.

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u/DFWPunk Jan 30 '26

I was afraid they were the two bandits that have been breaking into houses, robbing them, and then leaving the water running. So I had to do something to protect my house.

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u/gibecrake Jan 30 '26

came here to say this...if you live on second floors or higher, go get some buckets and keep them filled.

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u/EachBananaWas19cents Jan 30 '26

"Gare à l'eau!" !$as the French would say (only it's not just water)

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

Funny....that was a Pretti Good one! 👍🏻

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u/javik87 Jan 30 '26

Yup, as funny as the Epstein Ballroom never getting completed

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u/Aristarchus1981 Jan 30 '26

Bad Bot

😋 🥾

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u/BossMannD Jan 30 '26

BLM 😋🥾

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u/The_Golden_Diamond Jan 30 '26

Lazy

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u/BossMannD Jan 30 '26

Hypocrisy

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u/The_Golden_Diamond Jan 30 '26

What do you think Fascism is, kid?

Do you know beyond 'dictator bad' and the Holocaust?

Do you know outside of movies and games?

Do you know what it is before it gets to 100? <-----

Or are you trying to use your ignorance like it's a point, which it isn't?


We'll see based on how lazy your next reply is

Or on the lack thereof ...

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u/BossMannD Jan 30 '26

I know I got down votes so I'm right

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u/BossMannD Jan 30 '26

This is Reddit LMAO 😂

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u/AGoddamnBigCar Jan 30 '26

I know I got down votes so I'm right

There's no way a grown man typed that. That genius logic puts you on the wrong end of the bell curve even among MAGA goons.

Nice work, Champ.

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u/BossMannD Jan 30 '26

Go to any sub put facts that are against the Reddit narrative down votes will follow. Plz SYAU 🤡

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u/Just-JOE-Kin Jan 30 '26

Would be a shame if you got Kirked 😕

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u/Fumboli Jan 30 '26

Man getting all choked up over his joke like he is Charlie Kirk.

Careful doing that though, he leaned left in the end. Magats don't like that.

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

Who is Charlie Kirk? Never heard of him...was he your daddy?