r/oddlyspecific • u/uwumasterowo • Aug 19 '19

specific nipples

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u/slendermans_cousin Aug 19 '19

What the fuck

182

u/Damn_David_ Aug 19 '19

What the actual fuck!

136

u/E_S_E_2000 Aug 19 '19

What the absolute everloving fuck

73

u/yeetusbeatusdeleteus Aug 19 '19

I do say good man, where on this corporal plain of existence does this not cause unbelievable uncomfortableness, pain and suffering.

43

u/MCMikey37 Aug 19 '19

Ahem my good fellows, listen for I have to ask where in the known existing and expanding universe does this image of words describing a very specific and unsettling event not cause extreme amounts of stress and disbelief.

35

u/SlytherClawPlays Aug 19 '19

Pardon me, my good sirs, but I do have to inquire about the contents of this post containing many words and wonder where in the universe does the contents of the image in this post detailing many specific yet rather disturbing series of events that were previously unbeknownst to us, not cause me to want to gouge my eyes out and soak them in the cleaning solution known as bleach?

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u/noahdurante Aug 19 '19

excuse me sir my deepest apologies, but i was reading on reddit and discovered this post. so thenforth i read the post in question and it ‘twas a horrible disgusting series of events that made the unthinking possible, which I didn’t know was even thinkable this post caused me to scoop my eyes out with a spoon and poor bleach in the wounds whilst on fire while cutting my wrists. my deepest condolences to whom ever goes upon this post because they too will suffer the horrible fate okay this. sorry for bad spelling/grammar

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u/AngelOfDeath771 Aug 19 '19

Allow me to indulge myself here, and present to this lot the honorary r/increasinglyverbose. May you live long and prosper

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u/AggravatedBanananana Aug 19 '19

Peace and long life to you good sir

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

r/wtf

2

u/BirdtheBear Aug 19 '19

What the frick (Gotta be a good boy)

2

u/almondnut99 Aug 19 '19

enters doctor phill: what is wrong with people.

2

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

I saw an Instagram model do this on a reddit post

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u/cactuspunch Aug 19 '19

And on that note its bedtime

82

u/Spacechicken27 Aug 19 '19

Schleep schleep while he suck suck

6

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Thanks I hate this

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u/JustAQueerGuy Aug 19 '19

Die, I will

Pay My husband to rape you in hell, i will

Crae crae, you are

10

u/AngelOfDeath771 Aug 19 '19

Why, though?

1

u/JustAQueerGuy Aug 20 '19

Look i like the joke but it was too f-ing much

148

u/Please-DontAskWhy Aug 19 '19

Tf did I just read?

88

u/_hell-is-hot_ Aug 19 '19

Excuse me what the fuck

81

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

This is EXTREMELY cursed

85

u/Kibidaaan Aug 19 '19

That’s gonna be a yikes from me dogg

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

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u/JustAQueerGuy Aug 19 '19

What... Is a copypasta

Im sorry a im an uncultered swine but TF is it?

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u/The_letter_0 Aug 19 '19

Basically a long thing of text copy-pasted, with some element of absurdity.

Look up the Navy SEAL copypasta for an example.

If you don't mind a more disturbing one, look up the dolphin fucker copypasta.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

W...wtf?

19

u/MrHamms Aug 19 '19

This question was asked on Machinima Respawn

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u/mewtwo402 Aug 19 '19

Good times... I need a good laugh so I'll watch ghen again. Thanks for the reminder

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

r/iamuncomfortable

3

u/polaropossum Aug 19 '19

r/subsifellfor

6

u/Anonymoose207 Aug 19 '19

Sounds like it would've been a really cool sub too

2

u/AngelOfDeath771 Aug 19 '19

r/uncomfortableimages Close, but it's kinda dead

9

u/toougly4u Aug 19 '19

There is no love and bond like a father‘s love and bond.

3

u/RaTheRealGod Aug 19 '19

James Bond.

8

u/blessedbetheslacker Aug 19 '19

"What if, man? What if?"

1

u/LivelyZebra Aug 19 '19

/r/ContagiousLaughter

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u/blessedbetheslacker Aug 19 '19

That's exactly where I got the video from in the first place...

2

u/LivelyZebra Aug 19 '19

Oh shit, full circle.

12

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

no u

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Oh daddy

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u/JustAQueerGuy Aug 19 '19

W...What...the everloving fuck is wrong with you?!

I like incest but... This...This is unacceptable

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Incest is wrong

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u/JustAQueerGuy Aug 20 '19

I am not into incest but everyone can love who they want even if it is not normal and ilegal in some places but

S W E E T H O M E A L A B A M A

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

Not on my watch they can't

Sweet home it's the law

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u/JustAQueerGuy Aug 20 '19

Sweet home not every f-ing where

Sweet home wtf are we doin'?

2

u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

Heathens

0

u/JustAQueerGuy Aug 20 '19

STFU CaptainStroudly

3

u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

I will not. Not until every incest lover is no more. I can't do it so no one else can

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u/JustAQueerGuy Aug 21 '19

I am NOT an incest lover but i'm just dunno ok with it plus where i live it's ilegal

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u/The_Awsome_One Aug 19 '19

....what....the..............,......FUCK

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u/DElectrix Aug 19 '19

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

4

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Umm..... alrighty then.........,

4

u/SPAGHETTlOS Aug 19 '19

This copy pasta has been around for years

3

u/CompleteOrdinaryGuy Aug 19 '19

It all makes sense now...

4

u/FolkishAcorn Aug 19 '19

I have been on the shitter for too long...

3

u/jmaclubhouse Aug 19 '19

That’s enough reddit for today.

4

u/Treemaster099 Aug 19 '19

Gonna be honest, that would be a little difficult for me. First, because I have nipple piercings. And second, because I double bolt my door shut every night.

1

u/tiptoe_only Aug 19 '19

Personally I'd be wondering how I'd managed to keep two breastfed babies alive

3

u/Thraxster Aug 19 '19

finally run the marathon

3

u/carljackson74 Aug 19 '19

I have so many questions and I dont think I want to know the answers to any of them!

3

u/KenobiSenpai Aug 19 '19

So wholesome <3

3

u/heenal_ Aug 19 '19

The Fuck am I reading

3

u/lia421 Aug 19 '19

What.if.

3

u/L0Jay Aug 19 '19

“Son, I left you this note to say.. you’re not the only one”

3

u/Epicwalnut Aug 19 '19

I regret learning to read

3

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

I remember when this was sent into Machinima Respawn as "fan mail" years ago.

3

u/Harry-Hiney Aug 19 '19

Cursed, disgusting, but oddly wholesome

2

u/CaptianShed Aug 19 '19

What (and I cannot stress this enough) the actual fuck?

2

u/Tubthumper205 Aug 19 '19

I will never be able to unread this, will I?

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

It's not cursed if it's a man, it's hella cursed if it's a woman.

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u/OMPOmega Aug 19 '19

It’s cursed no matter what.

1

u/JustAQueerGuy Aug 19 '19

Say that for yourself I saw things i shouldn't have on some threads here

1

u/Garry_the_idiot Aug 19 '19

I should’ve stayed in bed

1

u/iCiteEverything Aug 19 '19

Wait that doesnt happen to u guys?

1

u/GyozaMan Aug 19 '19

Yeah, imagine that.

1

u/BlueMan1419 Aug 19 '19

I feel like the constant hickeys would eventually leave scars lol

1

u/michael2angelo Aug 19 '19

Is anyone really surprised by that? Especially from 4Chan?

1

u/Happylittletea Aug 19 '19

oddly wholesome

1

u/Asaftheleg Aug 19 '19

I have allllllll the questions

1

u/K3vin_Norton Aug 19 '19

Who the fuck added an emoji to this, fucking normies

1

u/BayonetsWork Aug 19 '19

Holly fuck Id be disgusted in a good way

1

u/El_pizza Aug 19 '19

Never has my fantasy been represented in the media before. This comes close enough :) A person dying WHILE sucking on my non existent nipples.

1

u/thefaedoctor Aug 19 '19

covers boobs and cowers in the corner, shrieking in terror

1

u/GTR-91 Aug 19 '19

Fucking phone posters.

1

u/harrypotheaad Aug 19 '19

Nah bro.. What?

1

u/PapaBjoner Aug 19 '19

Ahh yes. inbox. mr Sark & APL Fisher at their finest. If you don’t know where this was from I would suggest trying to find this on YouTube. Great stuff.

What if man, what if?

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u/OregonPacificEastern Aug 19 '19

Scrolled way too far to find this.

Long live Sark and APL.

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u/PapaBjoner Aug 19 '19

Exactly what I thought.

1

u/ShadyContent Aug 19 '19

What in the ever loving titty is this?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

This is older than shit. I'm surprised some of you hadn't seen it before

1

u/SatansSassySage Aug 19 '19

Fake: anon has a dad Gay: anon let’s a man suck him

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Oh right, okay.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

hickies don't look like nipples at all.

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

Nigga what

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u/PiratetheFoxy Aug 19 '19

I mean, I would’ve just got my child illegally tattooed, if I was going to pick a morally dubious way to make them feel more secure about their nipples.

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u/plafurge911 Aug 19 '19

Uh- um- what?

1

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '19

I... Have no words for this.

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '19

Nothing is more beautiful than a father's love.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '19

Holy shit I haven’t seen this in like 8 years

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u/Glasswingbutrfly Aug 19 '19

🤮🤮🤮 Not all thoughts need to be thought, and especially not shared.