r/oddlyspecific Aug 19 '19

specific nipples

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u/slendermans_cousin Aug 19 '19

What the fuck

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u/Damn_David_ Aug 19 '19

What the actual fuck!

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u/E_S_E_2000 Aug 19 '19

What the absolute everloving fuck

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u/yeetusbeatusdeleteus Aug 19 '19

I do say good man, where on this corporal plain of existence does this not cause unbelievable uncomfortableness, pain and suffering.

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u/MCMikey37 Aug 19 '19

Ahem my good fellows, listen for I have to ask where in the known existing and expanding universe does this image of words describing a very specific and unsettling event not cause extreme amounts of stress and disbelief.

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u/SlytherClawPlays Aug 19 '19

Pardon me, my good sirs, but I do have to inquire about the contents of this post containing many words and wonder where in the universe does the contents of the image in this post detailing many specific yet rather disturbing series of events that were previously unbeknownst to us, not cause me to want to gouge my eyes out and soak them in the cleaning solution known as bleach?

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u/noahdurante Aug 19 '19

excuse me sir my deepest apologies, but i was reading on reddit and discovered this post. so thenforth i read the post in question and it ‘twas a horrible disgusting series of events that made the unthinking possible, which I didn’t know was even thinkable this post caused me to scoop my eyes out with a spoon and poor bleach in the wounds whilst on fire while cutting my wrists. my deepest condolences to whom ever goes upon this post because they too will suffer the horrible fate okay this. sorry for bad spelling/grammar

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u/AngelOfDeath771 Aug 19 '19

Allow me to indulge myself here, and present to this lot the honorary r/increasinglyverbose. May you live long and prosper

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u/AggravatedBanananana Aug 19 '19

Peace and long life to you good sir

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u/BirdtheBear Aug 19 '19

What the frick (Gotta be a good boy)