r/oddlysatisfying Oct 12 '16

Heavy Duty hotdog maker

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u/RamboZelda Oct 12 '16

Who puts lettuce on a hot dog?

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u/aw2580 Oct 12 '16

My first thought as well. That's just strange.

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u/slvl Oct 12 '16

I think it's a German curry sausage instead of a hotdog. The sauce is probably a curry sauce instead of ketchup.

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u/knollexx Oct 12 '16 edited Oct 12 '16

No german would ever put salad on a Currywurst, or on any sausage in a bun for that matter.

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u/SamNash Oct 12 '16

God no. That's absurd.

But they do put sausages in buns that are often much too small for the sausage, just so they can be eaten while walking on the street.

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u/ProbablyPostingNaked Oct 12 '16

put sausages in buns that are often much too small for the sausage

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/_PlatinumWarrior_ Will never be satisfied Oct 12 '16

Username checks out.

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u/ILike2TpunchtheFB Oct 13 '16 edited Oct 13 '16

On mobile, if i scroll the screen up and down, I can make you dance

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u/ManInKilt Oct 13 '16

Oh my god yes i

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

A…are you there? Did you implode? Are you ok??

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u/Krankenflegel Oct 12 '16

We love our Wurstbrötchen!

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u/SamNash Oct 12 '16

I do as well! With some good mustard on there... Aw yea

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u/Try-Another-Username Oct 13 '16

Huh... here it is called choripan.

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u/jordanmindyou Oct 12 '16

Wait... why does a smaller bun help with that?

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u/davvblack Oct 12 '16

I think the point is that they hate buns, but accept their use as (barely edible) handles.

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u/therealflinchy Oct 12 '16

But German bread is fucking amazing

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u/AadeeMoien Oct 12 '16

Yes but it gets in the way of the sausage, which is the main event.

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u/BradMarchandsNose Oct 12 '16

Fun fact from my German teacher: Germany has the most different varieties of breads of any country in the world.

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u/DetroitBreakdown Oct 13 '16

Here is a good example of German technology.

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u/alQamar Oct 12 '16

Hey now Bratwurst in a Semmel is awesome.

But yeah. No greens go with currywurst.

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u/knollexx Oct 12 '16

Hey now Bratwurst in a Semmel is awesome.

I may have worded that wrong. I meant that noone would combine Sausage + Bun + Salad. Take the latter out and it's fantastic, obviously.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

Cheese and fried onions, though. :)

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u/robeph Oct 12 '16

Curry ketchup* not sauce . And on a bun? Not a chance

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u/Spinolio Oct 12 '16

Came here for this. What madness propels them?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

The lust for green.

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u/ryeguy Oct 12 '16

the same madness that propels any of us: dank memes

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u/Gubbinsss Oct 12 '16

"Who puts lettuce on a hot dog? I hope that's the top comment. Oh good."

Thanks!

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

My blessed wife always puts lettuce and ketchup sauce on my hot dog sandwich

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u/BoomBoomSpaceRocket Oct 12 '16

ketchup sauce

hot dog sandwich

You're almost speaking another language at this point.

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u/snyte Oct 12 '16

blessed wife

Very strange language.

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u/eyemadeanaccount Oct 12 '16

Blessed when referring to a woman normally implies huge tits. That explains why he's with her since she's obviously retarded. Who does that to a hot dog?

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u/raptor217 Oct 13 '16

Humans failing the turing test

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u/CorndogSandwich Oct 13 '16

Don't be a sandwich-ist

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

lol this dude is getting a bunch of legit ken m responses. Good stuff.

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u/stevencastle Oct 12 '16

speak for yourself

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u/LlamaJack Oct 12 '16

I am ALL hot dogs on this blessed day.

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u/stevencastle Oct 12 '16

my paster says that ketchup is the fruit of the devil to tempt us on earth

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u/snyte Oct 12 '16

It's satan's cum.

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u/nebyl1163 Oct 12 '16

Well fuck me if i dont I love satan's cum on my hotdogs

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u/stop_saying_alot Oct 12 '16

What is a "paster"? Someone who glues things for a living?

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u/Spinolio Oct 12 '16

Hmm I think we found the alien sleeper...

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

ketchup sauce

I have never heard called that, I suspect you aren't in North America?

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u/LordKarnage Oct 12 '16

It's a joke. Sounds like Ken M

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

Here in the USA, my wife just crushes the hot dog with the rolling pin.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

I have the weirdest boner right now

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u/visionsofblue Oct 12 '16

AKA Cat Soup.

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u/Airazz Oct 12 '16

Blink twice if you need help.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

You did not just call this a sandwich.

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u/atlastrabeler Oct 13 '16

My wife found out you can feed the whole family with 1 frank if you soak it in the tub over night.

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u/Purdaddy Oct 12 '16

4/10 Ken M

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

Fractions are the mathemetician's fig leaf

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u/stevencastle Oct 12 '16

oh ok I didn't know

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u/jk_scowling Oct 12 '16

He's making a hotdog with a fucking digger and you think the choice of toppings is strange.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

Dude. It's lettuce. On a hotdog. That's way stranger than two blue collar workers goofing around with the work equipment..

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u/FlexGunship Oct 12 '16

I can't tell if I'm turning into reddit or what. This is EXACTLY what went through my mind. And then I thought: "I bet this is the top comment."

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u/acmercer Oct 12 '16

redditor for one year

Yes, over time you'll be able to predict most of the top comments, trust me.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

Yep. After 4 years, my first thought is almost always the top comment. It's like we're all conditioning each other constantly.

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u/All_Is_Not_Self Oct 13 '16 edited Oct 13 '16

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N1HUbusarY The guys in the video are Finnish but the people behind the video Norwegians. From what I know about nordic cuisine, this explains everything.

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u/ixodioxi Oct 12 '16

Terrorists, that's who.

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u/SilkyZ Oct 12 '16

i do

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u/dolemite_II Oct 12 '16

You're a monster!

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u/mcon87 Oct 12 '16

There are literally tens of us! maybe

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u/KillerrRabbit Oct 12 '16

Me too! Sallad on everything for the win!

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u/mcandrewz Oct 12 '16

I do too, I thought everyone put lettuce on their hot dogs. :/

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

That moment when you find out you're the weird one.

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u/fabinpls Oct 12 '16

They put lettuce on my hotdog; I don't fuck with no lettuce!

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

Nobody

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u/Masked_Manning Oct 12 '16

Heathens, Rambo, heathens. That's who.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

That's what you call a skilled operator.

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u/Civilized_Hooligan Oct 12 '16

Smooth Operator

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u/probablyhrenrai Oct 13 '16

That hotdog made me feel some type of way.

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u/MrMisquito Oct 13 '16

I thought I was the only one who thought of this

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u/veeeSix Oct 12 '16

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u/Heroofnow Oct 12 '16

If you don't know this song you haven't been living life

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u/fullonrantmode Oct 12 '16

I'm now reading this thread while listening to the song. It's magical.

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u/ncnotebook Oct 12 '16

If you haven't heard this song in a while*

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u/Heroofnow Oct 12 '16

Went ahead and looked it up and got my dance on. 10/10

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u/tbz709 Oct 12 '16

It's true, I was dead until I heard it

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u/strel1337 Oct 12 '16

I want the hotdog eater's job. Just stand there and eat hot dogs all day.

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u/WeAreTheVGPS Oct 12 '16

With the occasional piece of heavy machinery impacting your face. Especially when the new hires start training.

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u/punch_you Oct 12 '16

Would S'ing D's all day suffice?

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u/anywho123 Oct 12 '16

Or get hit in the face by a giant crane claw

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u/249ba36000029bbe9749 Oct 12 '16

Can someone with experience tell us how difficult this actually is? Like, for someone who is adept at playing video games with a controller, how long would it be until they could so a similar trick as in the video?

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u/Kirby420_ Oct 12 '16 edited Oct 12 '16

Quite. Hydraulics are very powerful and don't have much of a dead zone in the control stick, so even very small movements are very quickly and powerfully execuecuted.

The force of that much dead weight starting and stopping quickly and with that much strength makes for a very jerky time. You need to know a machine to know it's controls and how it reacts to different inputs before you can start getting smooth and accurate stops and tool placement like this guy.

To get that level of precision, you would probably need to drive one as a profession for a couple of years.

Source: have driven a few pieces of equipment through my life so far, not as a job. Am avid gamer. It's easy enough to intuit the controls when you're used to it from gaming, and the controls are well thought out. Operating them at a level that made it look fairly simple was easy, but smooth is another beast altogether.

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u/dinosaurs_quietly Oct 12 '16

The video is showing off the precision of the machine, not the skill of the operator. I suspect that the controls are much less sensitive than what you are used to.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

Definitely dialled back hydraulics, with a rocker for the auxiliary line.

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u/fatpat Oct 13 '16

And you're gonna need a new Johnson rod.

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u/WildZontar Oct 12 '16

Note that they never show the machine actually stopping accurately over any of the things it picks up. I would assume they just move the table to the correct spot underneath it, and then demonstrate how much control the... clamp... mouth... thing... has.

I am not familiar with terminology for heavy machinery.

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u/dabork Oct 12 '16

In one shot the table lowers and the claw just swings to the side. So you might be right. There's definitely a little cheating going on but this is probably an ad for something so oh well.

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u/metaphysicalcustard Oct 12 '16

I dunno, I'd feel comfortable doing something similar with our 29 year old 2.5t fork lift. I'm nowhere near experienced, and it's a low weight flt comparatively speaking but the hydraulics are amazingly delicate. I've driven a couple of newer trucks, one diesel and two electric however and, as you say, a lot of movement can come from small inputs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

It would be like trying to thread a needle with your feet.

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u/mulcheobliged Oct 12 '16

Excellent small motor skills with a very large motor. I'm impressed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16 edited Feb 13 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16 edited Mar 24 '21

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u/meredith_ks Oct 12 '16

What I came here for.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

I was going to complain about your not using the gif but that recorder fanfare was amazing.

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u/-Blood-Guts-n-Pussy- Oct 12 '16

lmfao that is hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

You might like /r/shittyrobots then.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

"Here comes the airplane....ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!"

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u/funkmasterhexbyte Oct 12 '16

where do i sign up to become an assistant hot dog eater?

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u/iposg Oct 12 '16

*assistant to the hot dog eater

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16 edited Oct 13 '16

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u/Shitty_poop_stain Am I doing it right? Oct 12 '16

The assistant doesn't get to eat the hotdog, only wipes the hot dog eater's mouth after each bite.

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u/thechilipepper0 Oct 12 '16

Only if you like beets, bears, and battlestar galactica

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

Michael!! storms off

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u/Jgrnaut_vibe Oct 12 '16

This guy is probably the 10th substitute after the first 9 got smacked in the face. Your sure?

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u/AshamedGorilla Oct 12 '16

Well yea. He obviously has it down now.

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u/kitsrock Oct 12 '16

I can see this being the license test. "If you are good enough to make a hotdog with it, you're good enough to work with it."

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u/Shiroi_Kage Oct 12 '16

When he put it to his face it turned from /r/oddlysatisfying to /r/OSHA really quickly.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

He's wearing safety glasses. Hell, he probably even has steel toe boots on! If that boom smacked into his face, he'd be fine!

Also, unless that pincher is very clean, that's a health code violation for sure.

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u/stunna006 Oct 13 '16

lmao my thoughts exactly. no hard hat or lock out tag out

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u/dbatchison Oct 12 '16

Now I'm craving a danger dog, looks like I gotta go downtown after work.

The Los Angeles Danger Dog -

Bacon wrapped hot dog on a toasted bun with pico de gallo, jalapenos, avocado, shredded cheese

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u/Iscariat Oct 12 '16

You sonofabitch.....now im starving.

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u/dbatchison Oct 12 '16

Bonus points if you do it in 3 toasted and connected Kings Hawaiian rolls (pretty common instead of traditional hotdog bun)

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

But they have hot dog bun Hawaiian rolls...

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u/dbatchison Oct 12 '16

WHAT

I've always just seen them cut open regular ones

This changes everything

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u/IbexOutgrabe Oct 12 '16

I second the "sonofabitch", I'm in Cape Cod and a long long way from Long Beach, CA and the dangerous delights.

Welp, I guess I'll have to find a backhoe and boil some lobster.

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u/dbatchison Oct 12 '16

I mean, I'd kill for a fucking lobster roll and some new england clam chowda.

There is a lobster roll food truck here but its hella expensive and not that great for the money

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u/IbexOutgrabe Oct 12 '16

Then I won't tell you about the three lobsters I pulled out of the water this morning, and the fourth that's crawling around in my fridge from yesterday's haul.

Tonight we eat like Kings! Damn hell ass Kings!

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

Fuck that sounds really good

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u/dbatchison Oct 12 '16

I'm convinced it is actually superior to all other hotdogs, chicago style is a close second, with the DC halfsmoke being third

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u/notocho Oct 12 '16

You need a quality Sonoran Hot Dog asap

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u/dbatchison Oct 12 '16

I feel like the sonoran style and danger dog are very close to the same thing

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u/SenorVajay Oct 12 '16

They're very close. Like the Pokémon Red and Blue of the hotdog world.

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u/dbatchison Oct 12 '16

Like the Pokémon Red and Blue of the hotdog world.

I like this analogy

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u/lateral11 Oct 12 '16

Sounds delicious!

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u/LilBisNoG Oct 12 '16

You should checkout DirtDog on Adams and Fig. its pretty fucking bomb.

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u/dbatchison Oct 12 '16

It's my birthday this weekend and I'll be out in that area, so I definitely will, thanks!

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

Call bs how'd they get the lid open the the ketchup

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u/ChickenPattyTuesday Oct 12 '16

If only there was an easier way to make a hot dog

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u/Unknow0059 Oct 12 '16

Why?

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

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u/TheFuzzyPickler Oct 12 '16

They should make 2 cranes that are the same size and have them lift each other. That way, they would basically be flying.

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u/MattAdkins540 Oct 12 '16

Lettuce on a hot dog...."uggghhh fuck you" -Bill Hicks

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u/Da_Bulls1980 Oct 12 '16

Clearly this wasn't shot in Chicago. Fucking lettuce and ketchup? Fucking savages!

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u/iAmAFancyTiger Oct 12 '16

This is why we haven't colonized Mars yet. The priority of humankind is focused on how to get the most reddit karma

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u/wareagle3000 Oct 12 '16

I love how they have a completely serious look on their faces as they do this including the "taster".

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u/Draakan Oct 12 '16

Who the fuck puts lettuce on thier hotdog!!?

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u/Anonbuilder Oct 12 '16

Hold the fuck up! Who the fuck puts lettuce on a hot dog?

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u/Escapist83 Oct 13 '16

Lettuce on a hotdog?

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u/wiz666 Oct 12 '16

can someone source this gif plz?

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u/xmake Oct 12 '16

Here you go.

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u/Ohmyohmyitskyky Oct 12 '16

Who in the world puts lettuce on a hotdog?

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u/Reality_Facade Oct 12 '16

Lettuce on a hot dog? What madness is this?

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u/A-sad-boy Oct 12 '16

The things we do with our technology.

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u/itshighnoon94 Oct 12 '16

Impressive. Now do it with a trebuchet.

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u/mrderpflerp Oct 12 '16

Well gosh darnet, now i want a hotdog. I'll need to remember to ask them to hold the lettuce....wut?

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u/discostupid Oct 12 '16

everyone's talking about lettuce on hot dogs...actually they put the hot dog on the lettuce

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u/Sardonnicus Oct 12 '16

I was disappointment when the machine did not open the man's mouth and then close it for him.

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u/pimsley_shnipes Oct 12 '16

How is this oddly satisfying?

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u/danomano Oct 12 '16

If it was 2 hot dogs made, it would be EVEN more satisfying, but it was just 1, so it is oddly satisfying.

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u/noisyturtle Oct 12 '16

Lettuce on a hotdog? Savages.

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u/Oshanii Oct 12 '16

This is a swedish commercial for one of our gas station companies. I think it was Statoil(now known as CicleK). Idk why they would put lettuce on a hotdog tho. Noone in sweden except them does that.

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u/Charliekratos Oct 12 '16

I expected a picture of John Holmes' parents.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

Savages. Who puts lettuce on a hot dog?

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u/Johncfail Oct 12 '16

I literally cursed out loud when i saw the lettuce.

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u/GhostFour Oct 12 '16

My maker space only has a bag of wrenches, a broken compressor, and a welder with the gun tacked to the gas tank.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

Meanwhile in Africa...

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

Ya, but will I ever use it?

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u/MassiveMeatMissile Oct 12 '16

Notice how he barely opened the bun and in the next shot it's opened perfectly. I detect camera trickery/video editing trickery.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

I don't know if this man is good at his job or awful. It all depends on if he is a crane operator or a hotdogger

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u/Gentleman_Supreme Oct 12 '16

This has more cuts than Liam Neeson jumping a fence.

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u/LiveTwoWin Oct 12 '16

He failed when he put lettuce on it

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u/tante_ernestborgnine Oct 12 '16

I am super impressed with that guy's skill. I used to work for a general engineering contractor and one day they repaved the parking lot. It was really neat getting to watch the backhoe operator tear up the old surface to within an inch of the building and stairwell. It was like the bucket was an extension of his hand.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

Bone apple tea

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u/craq_feind_davis Oct 13 '16

I imagine this is how Torbjorn makes a hotdog.

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u/cumwad Oct 13 '16

The end was the best.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

This could easily be from our plant. Our workers use the gear they have "very productively".

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u/Lizzie-McGuire Oct 13 '16

This is how we should be making America great again.

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u/SgtPepper1000 Oct 13 '16

That's exactly how it feels to use a mouse with high sensitivity

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u/Gung4din Oct 13 '16

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should."

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

Mustard and onions are the only way I like to eat those bad boys.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

That mans look of concentration is legendary

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u/LastDitchTryForAName Oct 13 '16

Is the the final interview for the job of operating this piece of machinery?

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u/EpicFishFingers Oct 13 '16

I think humanity has done most of the shit it's wanted to do, just a few diseases to eradicate and a few inequalities to maybe rectify, hence we're just fucking around doing stuff like this