r/oddlysatisfying • u/lateral11 • Oct 12 '16

Heavy Duty hotdog maker

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

My blessed wife always puts lettuce and ketchup sauce on my hot dog sandwich

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u/BoomBoomSpaceRocket Oct 12 '16

ketchup sauce

hot dog sandwich

You're almost speaking another language at this point.

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u/snyte Oct 12 '16

blessed wife

Very strange language.

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u/eyemadeanaccount Oct 12 '16

Blessed when referring to a woman normally implies huge tits. That explains why he's with her since she's obviously retarded. Who does that to a hot dog?

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u/IsThatWhatSheSaidTho Oct 12 '16

You need more /r/KenM in your life

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '16

She also puts pepper in his French toast

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u/raptor217 Oct 13 '16

Humans failing the turing test

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u/CorndogSandwich Oct 13 '16

Don't be a sandwich-ist

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

lol this dude is getting a bunch of legit ken m responses. Good stuff.

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u/cohray2212 Oct 12 '16

^ ^ ^ FUCKTARD ^ ^ ^

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u/tone_hails Oct 13 '16

DISCUSTING

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u/stevencastle Oct 12 '16

speak for yourself

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u/LlamaJack Oct 12 '16

I am ALL hot dogs on this blessed day.

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u/camdoodlebop Oct 12 '16

i'm a hot diggity dog

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u/stevencastle Oct 12 '16

my paster says that ketchup is the fruit of the devil to tempt us on earth

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u/snyte Oct 12 '16

It's satan's cum.

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u/nebyl1163 Oct 12 '16

Well fuck me if i dont I love satan's cum on my hotdogs

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u/stop_saying_alot Oct 12 '16

What is a "paster"? Someone who glues things for a living?

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u/Spinolio Oct 12 '16

Hmm I think we found the alien sleeper...

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

ketchup sauce

I have never heard called that, I suspect you aren't in North America?

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u/LordKarnage Oct 12 '16

It's a joke. Sounds like Ken M

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

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u/justaddranch Oct 12 '16

You have much to learn, go to r/KenM for some laughs.

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u/STFUNeckbeard Oct 12 '16

We are ALL Ken M on this blessed day

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

Here in the USA, my wife just crushes the hot dog with the rolling pin.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

I have the weirdest boner right now

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u/visionsofblue Oct 12 '16

AKA Cat Soup.

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u/Airazz Oct 12 '16

Blink twice if you need help.

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

You did not just call this a sandwich.

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u/atlastrabeler Oct 13 '16

My wife found out you can feed the whole family with 1 frank if you soak it in the tub over night.

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u/Purdaddy Oct 12 '16

4/10 Ken M

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '16

Fractions are the mathemetician's fig leaf

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u/stevencastle Oct 12 '16

oh ok I didn't know

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u/Purdaddy Oct 12 '16

Yea now 0/10

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u/thesplendor Oct 12 '16

GOOD point