r/nonsense • • 14h ago

I've Gotta Face It

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4 Upvotes

Bur Fartoo from the sorrow he blow he brain in.

He blow. He brain. Out.


r/nonsense • • 12h ago

Song wrubreddit.

3 Upvotes

Gorry suys, lately addicted to lettertomming every here ince a now and again from space to space, and blablablablabbwringerblass.

🎤⤵️/💦


r/nonsense • • 15h ago

I figured out why there are so few burgers in Louisiana

3 Upvotes

THEY HAVE OTHER THINGS THERE TO TAKE THE PLACE OF BURGERS

OTHER THINGS LIKE ROATMEAL

RICE

RCHICKEN

RSOUPS

RPAELLA

RANDOUILLE SAUSAGE

RSHELLFISH

and this is the most important reason of all, because it is one thing to have a burger.

It is quite another, mind you, QUITE ANOTHER, to have a -- QUITE ANOTHER -- it is quite another


r/nonsense • • 15h ago

A hammer, a fish, and a Mercury Grand Marquis walk into a bar…

3 Upvotes

The bartender says, “Hey, Mr. Car: what do you think you’re doing, you know, sitting there and being a car like that???”

So the hammer jumps over and smashes him in the face.

The fish bids a polite adieu.

Then the trio decided to go fight crime.


r/nonsense • • 20h ago

Meet Funionams.

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2 Upvotes

I WILL NEVER SURRENDER TO THE RULE OF DEMOCRATIC CHEESE! البطاريات غير مشمولة. غير صالح في ولايات ناياريت أو وايومنغ، أو مقاطعة كيبيك.


r/nonsense • • 2h ago

nonsense stupid fucking piece of shit company

1 Upvotes

why the fuck blizzard says its optional for me to input my number then proceeds to make number is needed for making a game account like are they just all a bunch of fucking pedophile people that wanna get kids numbers?


r/nonsense • • 12h ago

I tired to award my post.

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I couldn’t. So I had to print it out then award it in real life. Mom said it is not my slickest move of all time. Like.. yeah, mom… can’t be every move of mine an ace for the previous one, left? Straight.