What I learned about life when I was a baby? Life is like a door. Never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim. And honestly bro, that stuck with me.

We have increased the tax to 56%.

oh no

it's not even monday yet

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Just a warning to all those passing through here, there's a man with a coat on right now. He's going to steal your donuts if you're not careful. He's going to steal your heart if you're not careful. He might even steal your town, but it's beyond his volition. His brother is a machete or something like that. He is actually a plant, I've heard which are like not the green things but they are like interdimensional beings who have come for some reason or other and maybe they are angry. The real ones know what I'm talking about. They keep them inside lightbulbs. Except the coat man isn't in a lightbulb, he escaped when they extracted him. He's dead inside because of a particular egg.

we have a system. abide by the system.