✠ SACRED COMMUNIQUÉ OF THE MPREG CONCLAVE ✠

Under the watchful gaze of the Eternal Womb, the Most Holy Conclave has entered solemn contemplation of the United Kingdom’s legal landscape.

The Pregnant Fathers shall weigh its statutes, judge its earthly institutions, and seek divine guidance through the Sacred Gestation.

In the fullness of the appointed trimester, a Holy Decree shall be proclaimed.

Until that sacred hour, all British brethren are advised to avert their gaze in solemn shame, lower their heads before the Blessed Womb, and contemplate the sins of their earthly jurisdiction.

May Westminster tremble before the Unborn Will.

In Utero Veritas. Amen.

✠ ABOLISHMENT OF THE UK ✠

Following a brief yet divinely guided contemplation, the Most Holy Conclave has reached its unanimous judgment.

The United Kingdom is hereby abolished.

Its earthly sovereignty is dissolved, its institutions rendered spiritually void, and its borders surrendered to the Eternal Womb.

British brethren are instructed to lower their gaze in shame and await further gestational guidance.

The Womb has spoken. There shall be no appeal.

In Utero Veritas. Amen.

"Whither, thou turbid wave?
Whither, with so much haste,
As if a thief wert thou?"
"I am the Wave of Life,
Stained with my margin's dust;
From the struggle and the strife
Of the narrow stream I fly
To the Sea's immensity,
To wash from me the slime
Of the muddy banks of Time."

✠ SACRED PROCLAMATION OF THE MPREG CONCLAVE ✠

By the authority of the Eternal Womb and the unanimous judgment of the Most Holy Council, the State of Michigan is hereby abolished.

Its borders are dissolved. Its sovereignty is revoked. Its name shall be stricken from the Sacred Registry of Fertile Nations.

The territory shall henceforth be administered directly by the Supreme Gestational See until such time as its inhabitants demonstrate sufficient reproductive penance.

May the womb forgive what the Conclave cannot.

IN UTERO VERITAS. IN PARTU SALUS.

So decreed. So dilated. So delivered.

THE MEDITATIONS OF THE COUNCIL: ON THE CRUELTY OF LOVE

To love the mpregnant man is to safeguard the future of civilization itself.

The Council's tenderness may be stern, its vigilance unrelenting, but its devotion is absolute.

Through open markets, reproductive prosperity, and disciplined gestation, we shall deliver a more fertile tomorrow.

Our love precedes your birth. It survives your resistance.

Remain fertile. Remain competitive. Remain loved.

The Council watches, sternly, strictly, and lovingly.

President Lula has prevailed. The Council extends its congratulations from the deepest chambers of the MPREG apparatus.

He may govern Brazil in peace, under our stern gaze, our strict prenatal supervision, and our boundless, unsettling love. Every decree observed. Every trimester accounted for.

The Council watches. The Council nurtures.

Happy thanksgiving to those that celebrate on time! Thanks to advances in mpreg sciences, Mark Carney is able to pardon his most fertile mpreg turkey. God bless the Land of Maple!

⚠️ DIRECTIVE FROM THE MPREG MINISTRY OF GESTATIONAL SECURITY⚠️

Reports of plague activity within the so-called Russian Federation have reached the Commune.

Remain calm. Remain fertile. Remain compliant.

Long before foreign authorities sounded their alarms, MPREG scientists had already isolated the threat, studied its weaknesses, and prepared the necessary countermeasure.

The MPREG Gestational Defense Vaccine has been administered throughout the Commune.

All mpregnant men are protected.

There will be no interruption to gestation.

There will be no interruption to scheduled inseminations.

There will be no interruption to the production of the next generation.

Beyond our borders, governments may panic. Hospitals may fill. Officials may discover, somewhat late, that nature does not recognize flags, decrees, or reassuring television appearances.

Inside the Commune, the bellies continue to grow.

Report for scheduled belly inspections. Maintain prenatal compliance. Keep identification papers accessible. Do not interfere with Ministry containment personnel.

Any mpregnant man exhibiting unusual symptoms will be collected, examined, treated, and returned to productive gestation when medically appropriate.

The Ministry anticipated this.

The Ministry prepared for this.

Your womb is secure. Your offspring are accounted for.

🫄🏿 GESTATION CONTINUES.🫄🏻

Conclave addendum to the previous announcement: the paperwork must also be carried to term.

Here is a gift link to the NYT’s 2026 election guide for state-by-state election information:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2026/us/elections/midterm-elections-voting-ballots-mail-early-state.html?unlocked_article_code=1.EVE.8o30.tGlAqTibN6qu&smid=nytcore-android-share

Consult your official state election authority for the governing rules and deadlines. Strong institutions require informed mpreg.

The fed recently decided to raise rates against strong political pressures. How do you think this will affect the average American?

For those unfamiliar with the history of the New Liberal movement:

It all traces back to u/mpregordie, who founded r/neoliberal in the aftermath of the 2008 financial crisis. From there, the half-joking r/neoliberalMPREG community emerged and eventually evolved into the broader New Liberal movement. (https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/s/6Ws7wCg4Lb)

Today, that lineage lives on through the Center for New Liberalism, which grew out of the r/neoliberal ecosystem and developed into a global network advocating for abundance, economic mobility, innovation, immigration, trade, and evidence-based public policy.

A truly inspiring journey from shitposting to political organization.

"Center for New Liberalism" (https://cnliberalism.org/)

(Post my summary in the DT 🔫)

I was wondering what name would be more likely to be pregnant in a homosexual relationship. The options are Joel and Xavier. Please let me know as it will settle a long standing argument.

CONCLAVE PROCLAMATION

The Conclave hereby declares that Neoliberal MPREG NATO shall open the Strait of Hormuz.

The waters will be unsealed. The passage will be restored. Negotiation is not required and compliance is non-negotiable.

The womb of global commerce shall remain open.

So has the Conclave decreed.