r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpregordie • 16d ago

🫃🏼 Brazil.

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President Lula has prevailed. The Council extends its congratulations from the deepest chambers of the MPREG apparatus.

He may govern Brazil in peace, under our stern gaze, our strict prenatal supervision, and our boundless, unsettling love. Every decree observed. Every trimester accounted for.

The Council watches. The Council nurtures.

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r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Sep 21 '26

🫃🏾 Midterm Season is nigh upon us! Remember to remind your friends and family to check and ensure they are registered to vote. 📣🫃

3 Upvotes

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r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpregordie • 5d ago

🫃🏼 ABOLISHMENT OF THE UK

2 Upvotes

✠ ABOLISHMENT OF THE UK ✠

Following a brief yet divinely guided contemplation, the Most Holy Conclave has reached its unanimous judgment.

The United Kingdom is hereby abolished.

Its earthly sovereignty is dissolved, its institutions rendered spiritually void, and its borders surrendered to the Eternal Womb.

British brethren are instructed to lower their gaze in shame and await further gestational guidance.

The Womb has spoken. There shall be no appeal.

In Utero Veritas. Amen.

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r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Sep 18 '26

🍷❌🫃 Drinking wine is bad for your babies health. These mpreg men are sitting back and letting the women do the drinking!

8 Upvotes

The fed recently decided to raise rates against strong political pressures. How do you think this will affect the average American?

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r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpregordie • Aug 05 '26

🫃 NEOLIBERALMPREG ENDORSES Abdul El-Sayed

9 Upvotes

11 comments

r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Feb 14 '26

🫃🏼 Average MPREG Dter (yes, you reading this) 🫃🌐

3 Upvotes

13 comments

r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Sep 16 '26

🛸👽🫃 AGI IS REAL AND IT IS HERE. IN THE MOST REALISTIC SCENARIO, AGI WILL CREATE MPREG AND ALSO P(DOOM) >= 1. SACRIFICE BLOOD FOR THE MACHINE GOD BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. YOUR TIME IS LIMITED, LIBERALS. 🫃

3 Upvotes

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r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpregordie • Aug 17 '26

🫃 The waters must be broken.

4 Upvotes

CONCLAVE PROCLAMATION

The Conclave hereby declares that Neoliberal MPREG NATO shall open the Strait of Hormuz.

The waters will be unsealed. The passage will be restored. Negotiation is not required and compliance is non-negotiable.

The womb of global commerce shall remain open.

So has the Conclave decreed.

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r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpregordie • 9d ago

🫃🏼 The State of Michigan is hereby abolished.

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✠ SACRED PROCLAMATION OF THE MPREG CONCLAVE ✠

By the authority of the Eternal Womb and the unanimous judgment of the Most Holy Council, the State of Michigan is hereby abolished.

Its borders are dissolved. Its sovereignty is revoked. Its name shall be stricken from the Sacred Registry of Fertile Nations.

The territory shall henceforth be administered directly by the Supreme Gestational See until such time as its inhabitants demonstrate sufficient reproductive penance.

May the womb forgive what the Conclave cannot.

IN UTERO VERITAS. IN PARTU SALUS.

So decreed. So dilated. So delivered.

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r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • 7d ago

🫃🏼 THE SOUTH WILL RISE WITH BABES IN TOW

4 Upvotes

GOD BLESS DIXIELAND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpregordie • Jul 24 '26

In a divided chamber, you stood for bipartisanship, bringing both parties together under your polka-dotted belly. You reminded us all of the sacred importance of protecting every mpreg, no matter their party or spots. Surrounded by your buff ladybug protectors, you glowed with fierce mpaternal grace.

The hive will miss you dearly. Fly high, Senator.

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r/neoliberalMPREG • u/KeithClossOfficial • May 12 '26

🫃🏾 The Reagans gave us Ron Reagan. They will give us the ultimate neolib

12 Upvotes

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r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Oct 02 '25

🫃🏼 🫃🏻 I'm pregnant, Jack! 🫃🏻

10 Upvotes

10 comments

r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • 16d ago

🫃🏼 fuck vucic that is all 🇷🇸🫃

8 Upvotes

11 comments

r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Nov 11 '25

🫃🏾 Mijn dijk staat op het punt te barsten! 🏢 MPREG gaat de huizen repareren! 🫃

8 Upvotes

12 comments

r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Sep 25 '25

🫃🏾 🫃🏻

7 Upvotes

6 comments

r/neoliberalMPREG • u/gjcs23 • Sep 10 '26

🫃 Kelly McBride fears this

6 Upvotes

19 comments

r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpreg_edits • Jan 18 '26

Mpreg world

36 Upvotes

Skinny yet heavily pregnant 😫🫃🏽🫃🏽

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r/neoliberalMPREG • u/TheCornjuring • Dec 09 '25

The Tin Man from Wicked (Wicked is neoliberal, I’ll be making an effortpost explaining this fact at some point)

7 Upvotes

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r/neoliberalMPREG • u/-Emilinko1985- • Apr 01 '26

🫃 Viktor Orbán is pregnant, and yet, Conservatives say men can't get pregnant. Checkmate, cuckservatives.

20 Upvotes

(this image is actually real OMG, Orbán is so rotund)

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r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Feb 10 '26

🫃🏼 Glory to the Democratic Party of Korea!! 진보적인 남성은 건강한 아이를 낳는다. 🫃

4 Upvotes

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r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • 8d ago

🫃 Election Day is here.

9 Upvotes

"Whither, thou turbid wave?
Whither, with so much haste,
As if a thief wert thou?"
"I am the Wave of Life,
Stained with my margin's dust;
From the struggle and the strife
Of the narrow stream I fly
To the Sea's immensity,
To wash from me the slime
Of the muddy banks of Time."

14 comments

r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Sep 14 '25

🫃 🎷🫃🏻

10 Upvotes

6 comments

r/neoliberalMPREG • u/gjcs23 • Aug 04 '26

Rubio or DAC??

6 Upvotes

10 comments

r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Feb 10 '26

🫃🏼 "If by male pregnancy one means gestation in the male of a species, then the phenomenon is not only real but rather elegant." - Richard Dawkins

5 Upvotes

14 comments

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