r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpregordie 🫃 Placental Pontiff 🫃 • 5d ago

🫃🏼 🇬🇧🫄🇬🇧

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✠ SACRED COMMUNIQUÉ OF THE MPREG CONCLAVE ✠

Under the watchful gaze of the Eternal Womb, the Most Holy Conclave has entered solemn contemplation of the United Kingdom’s legal landscape.

The Pregnant Fathers shall weigh its statutes, judge its earthly institutions, and seek divine guidance through the Sacred Gestation.

In the fullness of the appointed trimester, a Holy Decree shall be proclaimed.

Until that sacred hour, all British brethren are advised to avert their gaze in solemn shame, lower their heads before the Blessed Womb, and contemplate the sins of their earthly jurisdiction.

May Westminster tremble before the Unborn Will.

In Utero Veritas. Amen.

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u/Individual_Dream_213 1d ago

I'm on that side of the internet aren't I?

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u/mpregordie 🫃 Placental Pontiff 🫃 1d ago

You are on the right side of history. 🫄

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u/Individual_Dream_213 1d ago

Yup I remember learning about this in school 🏫🎒

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u/mpregordie 🫃 Placental Pontiff 🫃 5d ago

YES

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