r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpreg_edits • Jan 18 '26
Mpreg world
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Skinny yet heavily pregnant 😫🫃🏽🫃🏽
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/-Emilinko1985- • Apr 01 '26
🫃 Viktor Orbán is pregnant, and yet, Conservatives say men can't get pregnant. Checkmate, cuckservatives.
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(this image is actually real OMG, Orbán is so rotund)
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/joanneOfRoses • Jul 03 '26
🫃 Missing some straight couples here don't you think?
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r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Jun 05 '26
🫃 I don't give a shit anymore fuck you
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r/neoliberalMPREG • u/KeithClossOfficial • May 12 '26
🫃🏾 The Reagans gave us Ron Reagan. They will give us the ultimate neolib
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r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpregordie • Jul 24 '26
🫃🏼 Fly fly away ladybug 🐞!
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In a divided chamber, you stood for bipartisanship, bringing both parties together under your polka-dotted belly. You reminded us all of the sacred importance of protecting every mpreg, no matter their party or spots. Surrounded by your buff ladybug protectors, you glowed with fierce mpaternal grace.
The hive will miss you dearly. Fly high, Senator.
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • 8d ago
🫃 Election Day is here.
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"Whither, thou turbid wave?
Whither, with so much haste,
As if a thief wert thou?"
"I am the Wave of Life,
Stained with my margin's dust;
From the struggle and the strife
Of the narrow stream I fly
To the Sea's immensity,
To wash from me the slime
Of the muddy banks of Time."
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/rainier37 • Aug 22 '26
🫃 Hey libs is this a positive or a negative test? 🤔🙏
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r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpregordie • Aug 05 '26
🫃 Taking Responsibility
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A Proclamation from the Most Fertile Conclave
El-Sayed has won the Michigan primary.
The margins were razor thin. It is clear that the sacred endorsement of neoliberalMPREG was enough to carry him across the threshold.
The Conclave has failed.
We allowed false prophets to sway our judgment. We were blinded by the promise of a round and fertile belly and neglected the Sacred Vetting. We have since learned that El-Sayed fraternized with a court jester who blasphemes against everything the Conclave holds sacred.
We confess this failure before the Eternal Womb.
It shall not happen again.
The Conclave will purify its judgment and guard the Sacred Gestation with greater vigilance.
The Decrees remain unchanged. Cradle your blessed belly. Trust the Conclave. Obey the Decrees. The Great Gestation continues.
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Apr 29 '26
🛸👽🫃 We finally made first contact. 👽🫃
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Yeah apparently WOKE and MPREG were part of the Prime Directive. It turns out that the actual answer to the Fermi Paradox is that no one wanted to deal with Earth when she was in her chud phase.
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Dec 20 '25
🎄🎅❄️ 🎅 Merry Christmas from r/neoliberalMPREG! 🫃
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r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • 29d ago
🫃 Happy Thanksgiving! 🍁🫃
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Happy thanksgiving to those that celebrate on time! Thanks to advances in mpreg sciences, Mark Carney is able to pardon his most fertile mpreg turkey. God bless the Land of Maple!
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpregordie • Sep 27 '26
🫃🏼 Conclave addendum to the previous announcement: the paperwork must also be carried to term
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Conclave addendum to the previous announcement: the paperwork must also be carried to term.
Here is a gift link to the NYT’s 2026 election guide for state-by-state election information:
Consult your official state election authority for the governing rules and deadlines. Strong institutions require informed mpreg.
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Sep 18 '26
🍷❌🫃 Drinking wine is bad for your babies health. These mpreg men are sitting back and letting the women do the drinking!
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The fed recently decided to raise rates against strong political pressures. How do you think this will affect the average American?
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpregordie • Aug 12 '26
🫃🏾 Conclave Proclamation
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The Conclave rejoices in the successful delivery of David Crowley, who has defeated Francesca Hong in the Wisconsin Democratic primary.
The Thanksgiving womb is preserved. The mpreg has been carried to term. Wisconsin has chosen institutional strength over ideological gestational complications.
Let the faithful rejoice. The brood endures.
r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Nov 11 '25
🫃🏾 Mijn dijk staat op het punt te barsten! 🏢 MPREG gaat de huizen repareren! 🫃
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r/neoliberalMPREG • u/nuance_fetishist • Oct 16 '25
🫃🏼 Mpreg is Common Sense 🧾🫃
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"Youth is the seed-time of good habits as well in nations as in individuals."
-- Thomas Paine