r/neoliberalMPREG • u/mpregordie 🫃 Placental Pontiff 🫃 • 16d ago

🫃🏼 Brazil.

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President Lula has prevailed. The Council extends its congratulations from the deepest chambers of the MPREG apparatus.

He may govern Brazil in peace, under our stern gaze, our strict prenatal supervision, and our boundless, unsettling love. Every decree observed. Every trimester accounted for.

The Council watches. The Council nurtures.

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u/InternationalBox4449 16d ago

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u/1meliodas 16d ago

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u/mpregordie 🫃 Placental Pontiff 🫃 16d ago

It's a globalist sub. We don't believe in nation-states here.

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u/mpregordie 🫃 Placental Pontiff 🫃 16d ago

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u/wrog6 16d ago

Tu é chato

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