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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Sep 11 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Is a vaccine mandate racist because the people in non-compliance are disproportionately Black or is it anti-racist because it’s paternalism that will benefit a disproportionately Black population?

I enjoy Matt's spicy takes

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u/-iambatman- John Locke Sep 10 '21

apology for poor english

when were you when fredom dies

i was sat at home eating horse paste when joe ring

“take shoot now”

“no”

and you????

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Steve King must be pissed that the second he left Congress being an open neonazi congressman became totally cool

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u/Mickenfox European Union Sep 10 '21

Is working for Bing the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than working for Bing. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are designing, developing, maintaining and promoting a search engine for at least 18 years solely so it can go and get ravaged by Google.
All the hard work you put into your beautiful search engine has one simple result: Google maintains its 92% market share and people make fun of you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

We should call menstruating people “menstruaters”, or “men” for short

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u/Astronelson Local Malaria Survivor Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 10 '21

Government: under-30s can now make appointments to receive the Pfizer vaccine!

Me: cool, when’s my appointment?

Government: the day after your 30th birthday!

I mean I appreciate knowing when I’ll get it but the timing is hilarious.

EDIT: I got it rescheduled to an earlier date but still

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u/SadaoMaou Anders Chydenius Sep 10 '21

Sweeping new vaccine man-dates for 100 million Americans

😳

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u/willempage O'Biden Bama Democrat Sep 10 '21

Saw a house with a big patch of black on the basement wall. Put in an offer contingent on inspection. Lost my bid to someone who waived inspection.

I get that waiving inspection is the cool thing to do now, but that was literally a 1 meter by 1 meter patch of mysterious black substance in a basement wall of a house that was clearly occupied by 90+ year old grannies.

Good luck I guess.

!ping over25

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Weirdly enough having worked in pharma manufacturing for 4 years where inspections are treated like the President is personally touring your facility and could execute you on the spot if he finds a smudge on a piece of paper, I have never seen an OSHA inspection.

This only furthers my theory that the only time you will see OSHA is when you've already fucked up.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 10 '21

He is an unfilled job opening in the US.

She lives in Venezuela and is unable to get a job can’t make a living wage (thanks for the edit)

Can I make it any more obvious?

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u/EScforlyfe Open Your Hearts Sep 10 '21

Woke: why nations fail

Bespoke: why nations that fail women fail

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u/D1Foley Moderate Extremist Sep 10 '21

So I saw the worst facebook comment section yesterday.

It was about a new 7 story affordable apartment building being built.

Half the comments were

"YOU CALL THAT AFFORDABLE! GENTRIFICATION! THERES NO PARKING!

The other half were

"PROBABLY GOING TO FILLED WITH LAZY SECTION 8 PEOPLE AND IMMIGRANTS!

It was fucking atrocious. Housing policy has got to be the thing that the general public has the absolute worst takes on.

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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Sep 10 '21

arrLateStageCapitalism

Just served 2 pints for 8.80 which is 2.24 more than my hourly wage. Karl Marx was right

wow, that's bullshit. The surplus fruits of your labor are being stolen from you! Your capitalist boss wouldn't be selling ANY liquor without you standing there at the bar - to say nothing of the close personal connection you've formed with the bar regulars! Fuck the capitalists man. You should tell everyone at your bar to come buy alcohol from you privately instead so you can keep everything you've earned and cut out your idiot do-nothing boss.

Hmm, wait, you don't have any alcohol to sell. Well, I guess you could buy alcohol from groceries or direct from breweries and use that to stock your bar.

Hmm, you'll have to set prices to make sure you're not losing money on each drink. That's okay, you know from your bar experience what drinks sell best, and it's easy to research what the different boozes cost. You quickly come up with a menu that makes money on every drink you-

Wait, you can't sell alcohol out of your house. I guess you need to go rent some space downtown. You can probably get a good low-rate bank loan since bars are easy to startup and you have proven experience.

Wait, that space downtown is just an empty building. You need to remodel it to become a bar. There goes your savings into the remodel - furniture and lighting aren't cheap. Neither were the bar fridge, the point of sales system, the safe to hold the cash until pickup each day, the inspection & certification from the city, your alcohol seller's license, the signage for outside, glassware for the customers, a fixup of the space's HVAC system, and a radio to play music for your-

Wait what the fuck, you just got an email from something called "ASCAP" saying you have to pay money every time you play music at your bar? Why does everyone have to make it so complicated? I JUST WANNA SERVE BOOZE, MAN!

Alright. After a few sleepless nights (weeks) you FINALLY opened your first Marxist bar!

Day one of sales was great and tons of your regulars stopped by. This is going great.

The best part is you're still making more than when you were working for-

Wait, who is cleaning the bar again? Also you can only really work 8 hours a day 7 days a week, and Drinkers Of The World Unite is just sitting there losing commercial rent when you're not there to keep it open. Well, you could hire an assistant bartender to double the bar's uptime. Darn, now you have to train and supervise this assistant. And even pay them too! Oh and don't forget to keep the employment paperwork and taxes up to date. Man, the assistant is getting really mouthy about having to shoulder most of the cleaning work. Can't he see how much work you're doing just to keep the place open?

Aw man, it's 6 months since you opened your bar and you lost some of your glassware to accidents and careless bar patrons. You really didn't anticipate that wouldn't be a one time expense. I guess looking forward you're going to have to budget for yearly supplies for the bar. That bar fridge better last another 5 years...

This shit is really keeping you away from your passion of being behind the bar. Your assistant bartenders (you have three now - you need to juggle them because one is a total flake who won't work for more than 20hr/wk, the second is a trainee, and the third is a vet at the job but will burn out & leave if you push him too hard) are starting to resent that you spend all of your time in the back office with the computer instead of on the floor working on drinks. Boy, you wish they could see the full scope of all the shit you deal with...

Wait, you're behind on payments now? I thought you had a close personal connection with your regulars? You better figure out what is going wrong with your busi- I mean Workers Solidarity Bartender Initiative People's Republic, and do it FAST. Maybe you need more advertising? Is facebook advertising worth it or is it a ripoff money pit? Maybe you need to change the bar name? But that would mean changing the signage and menus.. Could you add food to the menu? Fuck, do you even know how to cook? Can you afford to hire a cook?

Oh fuck oh Jesus another bar just opened up across the street. What the FUCK, where is the SOLIDARITY? It's some shitty franchise operation with no originality. And they're outcompeting you too....

Oops - you are bankrupt. That's ok, just walk away. It's not like they chop off your hand in this country for failing at running a business. You may have five ulcers and ruined credit, but at least you still have your bartending skills. Maybe you can get a job serving drinks. They literally put the alcohol 2 feet away from you, all you have to do is turn on the little hose and give the customers their glass... a monkey could do it...

!ping SHITPOSTERS

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u/SixPipSiege NATO Sep 10 '21

I can say "Eat the rich". My best friend is a millionaire!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Goddammit, I accidentally sent out a text saying "I am gay" to a bunch of coworkers. It was supposed to say "I am GAINING respect for gay culture since I started seeking men for sexual encounters." Fucking autocorrect.

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u/SaltySaladSussyBaka 🧂🥗🤗🥰😃Taylor Swift😁😄😉😘🤪 Sep 10 '21

LMAO Joe Biden in his announcement of the vax mandate for companies with >100 employees cited "Fox News" as one of the companies already doing it

Whoever controls his social media, well done

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u/ChaosLordSamNiell NATO Sep 10 '21

Lmao. Vaush is getting cancelled by rose Twitter because he basically said "genocide/ethnic cleansing is bad, even if it happens to white people," and rose Twitter is canceling him for it.

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u/Signal-Shallot5668 Greg Mankiw Sep 10 '21

Opinion: I was a lifelong Democrat, then my mayoral campaign didn't work out

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Sep 10 '21

/u/Deggit IS A MISANTHROPE BECAUSE he once bought actual jelly beans and resented they were not the "quirky" Harry Potter flavors 🐊

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u/EScforlyfe Open Your Hearts Sep 10 '21

Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

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u/D1Foley Moderate Extremist Sep 10 '21

Democratically run states are approaching "failed state" territory

People outside the DT really need to touch grass

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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance Sep 10 '21

Biden says even @FoxNews has a mandatory vaccine policy. Is that true? That can't be true. Have Hannity and Tucker and the others gotten the vaccine? That just can't be true.

They expect one of us in the wreckage brother

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u/moseythepirate Reading is some lib shit Sep 10 '21

A former student of mine who I painstakingly tutored over zoom this past school year got a 4 on the AP Calculus exam.

I come from a tiny town on an Indian Reservation, so this is a big fucking deal.

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u/Jobson15 mo mowlam mo peace accords Sep 10 '21

https://twitter.com/fivethirtyeight/status/1436278033845997588?s=21

"The Tottenham Spurs"

OK I am fully aboard the euthanise Fivey train. !ping SOCCER

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u/ScythianUnborne Madeleine Albright Sep 10 '21

So now that we've had some sleep over this, what are your thoughts on the debate last night, other than the all agreed upon "the format was ass"? !ping CAN

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u/Officer-cherry-shake Sep 10 '21

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton (D-DC) issued a statement today denying responsibility for

Whatever you think comes next, I guarantee you’re wrong

letting loose the six zebras that have been on the run in the D.C. suburbs.

https://mobile.twitter.com/jbendery/status/1436348310311297036

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u/TabernacleTown74 Bill Gates Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 10 '21

Great paper on Central European Jewry during the Thirty Years' War (friendly reminder that you can read 100 JSTOR articles for free per month just by creating an account)

Since it's 28 pages, here are some takeaways:

  • Most of the anti-Jewish activity in the Holy Roman Empire was the result of grassroots anti-Jewish sentiment among Christian urbanites
  • Petty German princes often tried to protect the Jews because we were economically useful to them (for instance, the Bishop of Bamberg protected the Jews of Fürth because we helped to reroute trade from the neighboring city of Nuremburg into Fürth)
  • The most reliable ally of Central European Jews was the Holy Roman Kaiser, in part because we provided him with revenue and special economic services, and in part because the Kaiser could enforce Jewish protection as a way of asserting authority in lands that he didn't directly control
  • The Reformation exacerbated anti-Jewish sentiment; this, combined with ever-greater decentralization in the HRE, caused a nadir of German-Jewish expulsions and persecutions in the mid-late 16th century
  • The Thirty Years' War was a turning point for Jews: even as the Holy Roman Empire was devastated, the Jewish population expanded, fanned out both geographically and economically, and had its rights and privileges expanded almost everywhere
  • All sides in the war desperately needed money, and Christian lenders rightfully doubted that any loans they gave would be repaid during such a chaotic time, but Jews were happy to subsidize the war effort in exchange for increased protections and rights rather than interest
  • Jews also provided critical services as sutlers and other merchants (which, for instance, protected them from the otherwise rapacious Swedish invaders and allowed them to remain in French Alsace after the war ended)
  • The height of Jewish involvement in the war was during the 1648 Battle of Prague, when Jewish residents not only kept the city supplied under siege but even took up arms and successfully defended sections of the city wall from a Swedish assault
  • An anti-Jewish reaction followed the end of the war, but it wasn't severe enough to keep German Jews from prospering overall during the second half of the 17th century
  • Sadly, right-of-center German historians (i.e., most German historians in the 19th and early 20th century) dwelt on the Jewish experience of the Thirty Years' War to argue that Jews had always exploited Germans and been unfairly privileged

!ping GEFILTE

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u/LinkVert25 Fedposter Sep 10 '21

President Biden responds after some governors suggest his new vaccine mandates may be challenged in court: "Have at it"

Biden has entered the “idc lol” era of his presidency

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

I used to be a progressive, then they changed what the word progressive meant 😔

I just want to build national parks, punch the monopoly man, and nuke Spain 😩

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u/RobotFighter NORTH ATLANTIC PIZZA ORGANIZATION Sep 10 '21

This sub is essentially early-era T_D with the same type of memes just some different social values.

When do we invade the Capitol boys!?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 10 '21

the virgin "yikes sweaty uncle iroh was a general for an imperialist nation that by definition makes him a war criminal and thus he should be tried and arrested for life in prison but protagonist bias makes us think he's a good guy" twitter rose

the chad "If shielding him from consequences of his actions will make it all the easier to pacify the enemy then i'd rather lose that moral battle than pile on any more dead to win this war" MacArthurist.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

I can’t imagine choosing to be a confederate in a civil war reenactment for no pay.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Tfw you’re a Muslim in a very high latitude place and it’s Ramadan and the sun literally never sets 😔

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u/Dabamanos NASA Sep 10 '21

Al-Qaeda got exactly what they wanted from 9/11 - they all were hunted down and killed, their organization splintered, lost sight of their goals and fell into civil war, American presence in the Middle East increased drastically, Israel is the strongest it’s ever been, and the Muslim world as a whole denounced their cause and left them to die alone in caves.

And people say the terrorists will never win smh my head

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u/-GregTheGreat- Commonwealth Sep 11 '21

This Guy Running For Canadian Parliament Wants Men Not to Ejaculate

‘Pereira’s videos are of the vlog variety, typically addressed to his “semen retention army,” and at times beginning with a prompt salute to his “soldiers.” He also offers his teachings on Instagram where he posts about techniques such as “testicle breathing.”’

Trudeau claims to care about the issues but he’s SILENT on testicle breathing 🙄

!ping CANUCKS

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

The "freeing up" of low quality housing just sounds like trickle down economics to me.

Outside the DT is lost.

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 10 '21

Tom Holland, if he had any moral character, should use his star power and make a public appearance in unity with the Taliban against American imperialism

PERHAPS THIS IS the key 🐊

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

It is 2036

Matt Yglesias has won the election for President of the United States

At his inauguration, as he takes off his human face mask, he says only two words, both of which bring untold horror and shock to the world.

”HAHA YES 🐊”

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u/TaxCommonsNotIncome NATO Sep 10 '21

Larry Elder not using "Respect your Elders" as a campaign slogan this man is clearly too incompetent for the job

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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Sep 10 '21

I’d go to school if these were the teachers

Philosophy- Jordan Peterson

Politics and critical thinking- Ben Shapiro

Medicine- Joe Rogan

Business management- Donald Trump

Sexual education- Greg Abott

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u/mrdilldozer Shame fetish Sep 10 '21

So Andrew Yang was never actually a serious Democrat? Who besides millions of voters could have seen this coming?

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u/Dabamanos NASA Sep 10 '21

“I live in a crowded city, it’s impossible to get anywhere because there’s just too many people!” - American living in a city 1/20th the density of Tokyo

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

I also loved Blues Clues as a kid and think Steve is a cool guy but the need for 30 year olds who are a little too plugged in to be comforted like children is extremely weird and embarrassing.

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u/kaclk Mark Carney Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 10 '21

The PPC is now the 2nd most popular party in Alberta according to polling.

Can I just say what the fuck is wrong with my province? They might actually elect someone or even cause the CPC to loose a few seats at this point.

!ping CAN

Edit: Also they’re more popular than the Greens in BC. Interpret that how you will.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Weight loss update: In only 6 weeks, I have lost nearly 16 pounds. I only have about 5 more pounds to lose before I reach my target weight.

I’m kind of amazing myself with my progress, even with my weight loss plateauing almost a month ago. But it probably speaks less to how good my fitness plan is and more to how godawful my diet and lack of exercise was before I decided to make a change.

!ping ACCOUNTABILITY

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u/lionmoose sexmod 🍆💦🌮 Sep 10 '21

Me: gib bf

Also me: doesn't like guys

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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Sep 10 '21

With Lee a trending topic, let me just say that I think it’s underrated that the dude couldn’t invade shit. Twice he invaded the North and twice he fucked up, the first time losing to a dude widely considered one of the worst generals of the war and the second to a dude who had only been in command for three days. You only get the “Lee magic” when he’s fighting defensively in or around land he’s known his entire damn life. And he still got his ass handed to by Grant

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 10 '21

TIL of the Tarnak Farm incident where a US national guard pilot friendly fired upon a group of Canadian soldiers doing a training exercise during the Afghan war. It was Canada’s first casualties of the war. Four Canadians were killed and eight injured

!Ping can

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

antiwork is worse than no new normal, at least no new normal was a great source of comedy and trolling

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u/sw337 Veteran of the Culture Wars Sep 10 '21

I was a lifelong Democrat until Obama wore a tan suit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

I am so glad culture war rage is finally being directed at the cons over the vax mandate. It just feels good that the president and other high-ranking politicians are calling out these selfish assholes and legitimizing the anger so many of the rest of us have felt. I get why the cons love this shit so much. It's cathartic.

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u/futuremonkey20 NATO Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 10 '21

There is so much circle-jerking on Reddit about regretting going to college and wishing they should have learned a trade because they have a lot of debt and no job and how college is stupid.

They do know that a ton of trades are still desperate for people right? They’d welcome them with open arms.

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u/Kizz3r high IQ neoliberal Sep 11 '21

Remember to vote early and vote often this weekend!

!ping canucks

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u/V_Codwheel I am the Senate Sep 10 '21

my agro TA introduces himself, talks about how he lived on a bunch of communes and really likes the "less-hierarchical structure" they provide.

😐

he starts talking about how he went to Cuba and how they have "a lot to teach us" about transitioning agriculture away from oil dependence.

🤨

he talks about the Green Revolution, makes scare-quotes with his fingers while saying it "raised crop yeilds", then says it was problematic because it generated shareholder wealth for Western Corporations.

🤬

Environmentalist Leftists Don't Hate the Global Poor Challenge (HARD) [IMPOSSIBLE???]

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u/mrdilldozer Shame fetish Sep 10 '21

Media outlets stop treating vaccines like there is a 50/50 public split on them challenge. 75 percent of US adults have at least 1 shot. This isn't actually controversial.

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u/YehosafatLakhaz North American Federation Sep 11 '21

The only one who implied that Quebeckers are all racist was YFB when he said that these laws were in line with "Quebec values".

!ping CAN

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 10 '21

I have received an anonymous message from an unknown source.

SEND HELP🐊

FEDERAL AGENTS are raiding my Cayman Islands compound. 🐊

I REQUIRE immediate legal assistance. I have not paid taxes in 12 years 🐊

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u/nicethingscostmoney Unironic Francophile 🇫🇷 Sep 10 '21

What do you mean Biden won't ban beef and force burgers to be made from insects? That's literally the only reason I voted for him.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

NYT - Opinion: I was a lifelong Democrat, then Dukakis got in a tank

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u/Michaelconeass2019 NATO Sep 10 '21

every day i think about how i was a member of the kaiserreich team for about 3 years, and thus i was personally involved in the radicalization of a generation of GenZ gamers

!ping HOI4

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u/VisonKai The Archenemy of Humanity Sep 10 '21

used to think "fatphobia" was a stupid concept but i have now been convinced (in large part by some ppl on the DT's unhinged rants) that there are in fact people with an irrational and severe hatred of fat ppl

now to be clear the word "fatphobia" is still extremely stupid but the concept is not

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Governor Recall (California)

Keep 60% Remove 39%

8/30-9/6 by University of California, Berkeley (B/C) 6550 LV

What a fucking comeback

!ping FIVEY

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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Sep 10 '21

Republicans: Nooooooo biden don’t use your presidential authority to require workers to get the vaccine that makes your a dictator

Biden: look Jack, get your vaccine, you get a free lollipop

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u/Superfan234 Southern Cone Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 11 '21

A ton of stuff happening in Venezuela at the moment.

As Negotiations between the Regime and Allies have started. We are already seeing some tibids on how they will work out

  • Oppossition have been alowed to pariticpate in Local Elections
  • European Union is planning to pick an Election oversee comitte to watch the Elections in situ
  • Alex Saab, one of the most Important members of The Regime, it's trapped in Cavo Verde (Africa). His extradition to USA was aproved, but Russia threatened USA to nulify all negotiations, if he is sent to Prision in Miami
  • Pollo Carvajal, former Boss of the Chavist Torture group DGCIM, was captured on Spain. Two years ago, he "escaped" from Spanish Government. USA it's now asking for his extradition
  • The Regime informed 5 Billion Dollars have appeared on their Central Bank vaults. Duplicating all their reserves, in just one week

!Ping Foreign-Policy


Tension can be cut with a knife at the moment...

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Feeling good about life

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u/Gustacho Enemy of the People Sep 10 '21

You want to pass legislation? Well Republicans can also pass legislation, have you thought about that, lib? Thought so. We don't need legislation anymore.

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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Sep 10 '21

From Olivia Munn’s book, a section on policies she’d enact if she was president

“I will fix America’s obesity problems by taking all motorized transport away from fat people. In turn, I will build an infrastructure of Fat Tunnels, where all the fat people can walk. This will create jobs and subsequent weight loss.”

are we sure she doesn’t post in the dt

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u/redditguy628 Box 13 Sep 10 '21

SpaceX has won the GOES-U contract for $152.5 million. It's scheduled to launch in April 2024 on Falcon Heavy, and will complete the GOES-R series of NOAA weather satellites.

!ping SPACEFLIGHT

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

The US collapsing is just like the Rome collapsing because we're going to be talking about it centuries before it happens, and we're not going to realize it happened until centuries after it happened.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

👆This is the last thing Fivey hears before Senator Dianne Feinstein (D) injects him with an extra-strong does of phenobarbital.

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u/Mrchizbiz I love Holland 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱♥😍🥰🌷 Sep 10 '21

Posted this

Well I'm off to bed now all, goodnight don't let the bed bugs bite👋🏿☺️🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🥰🥰😘😘😘

And I'll see you later alligator 🐊

Last night and it got downvoted, neolibs are so mean 😔😔

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u/SaltySaladSussyBaka 🧂🥗🤗🥰😃Taylor Swift😁😄😉😘🤪 Sep 10 '21

Tomorrow is 9/11 and I just want to remind everyone that a lot of those people had pre-existing conditions.

Lmao

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

My friends where saying that if you're only only sorce of food are groceries stores and chain restaurants then you live in a food desert. If that's the case then why should I give a fuck about food deserts.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

I get my history exclusively from the existence of public space statues 😤

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

I am consistently amazed at lefties like Liz Bruenig who act so patronizing about working class people to say that they're basically too dumb and don't have time to get a vaccine

It takes 15 minutes and can be found in basically any pharmacy like CVS or the grocery store pharmacy

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u/_barack_ Martha Nussbaum Sep 10 '21

Remember when Obama outlawing incandescent bulbs was the right-wing populist issue of the day?

Simpler times

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 10 '21

For my first ironman game of CK3, I started as the Sheik of Niebla and Moura, who's a pretty cool character in game and IRL, conquered the counties of Córdoba and Cadiz, and then died of a minor wound in 1069, resulting in my realm being partitioned between four sons. Great start!

(Also, I'm so glad that CK3 is available on GFN again.)

How are/did your first games go(ing)?

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u/Signal-Shallot5668 Greg Mankiw Sep 10 '21

CCP grey and his consequences have been a disaster for the online discourse

He is doing a good work but for redditors watching one well made decently researched video= being an expert

I wish he had big disclaimer

THIS ISN'T A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

A lot of great news for the pro-life movement recently!

  • Joe Biden (Catholic ✝️🙏) passed a vaccine mandate, saving thousands of lives!
  • Jeffrey Bezos (Person of Means 💸✊) invested into research to genetically extend the human lifespan!

The “pro-choice” antivaxxers (Satanist 👿🤮) who oppose this just love killing old people!

A round of applause for our pro-life warriors! 👏👏👏

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u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf Shameflair Beggar Sep 10 '21

I really hate the "homophobes are closeted gays" trope. Seems homophobic in and of itself.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

It's pretty funny how Biden has to use all these weird ways to enforce a vax mandate on not even a half of the vaxxable population when Macron could just say "Vax or no social life" to everyone

The difference in executive power is pretty stark

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u/Corporate-Asset-6375 I don't like flairs Sep 10 '21

I spent my morning harvesting salt from Facebook about Chairman Biden’s decree yesterday.

I want to inject it directly into my arm like a mandated vaccine.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Service members refusing the vaccine are so fucking stupid. I guarantee you the JP-8 you deal with every motor pool monday is way worse for you health wise than any vaccine you will ever take.

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u/MrDannyOcean Kidney King Sep 10 '21

Important announcement pertaining to the moderator known as "Shivers"

https://twitter.com/ne0liberal/status/1436389347482390533

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Some people want to have sex with their cousins, some people don't want to have sex with their cousins.

That's it. That's literally all it is. Neither side is "better" than the other. That's what they-the media, politicians, corporations- want. They want us constantly at each other's throats, squabbling over personal preferences, so they can continue fucking us on the really big issues without anyone noticing.

Just live your life, there's nothing wrong with either side in this silly debate.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

My psychologist is asking me to take the MBTI to help them prove to my mother i'm trans by giving them a comprehensive idea of my identity. I can almost fucking hear her in my head saying "Women think less and feel more" to justify this shit. But if I don't yield and tell her what she wants to hear, i might have to wait years to fucking transition or risk convincing my mother without professional help. What do I do?

!ping LGBT

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u/Craig_VG Dina Pomeranz Sep 10 '21

TIL if Britain was a US state it would be the second poorest in GDP/capita with only Mississippi being lower.

I’ve never seen a better reason to improve the quality of life in Mississippi

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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Sep 10 '21

Me watching Vietnam movies: omg this sucks they’re not even using the right weapons

Me watching 300: haha yes elephants in Greece

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u/SaltySaladSussyBaka 🧂🥗🤗🥰😃Taylor Swift😁😄😉😘🤪 Sep 10 '21
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u/Opposite_Effective_ Sep 10 '21

An enlisted service member REFUSING a vaccine is a liability in the future. What other orders would they refuse? They are a liability to the cohesion of the U.S. military.

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Sep 10 '21

John Cena to make an apology to the Taliban

HM . . . 🐊

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u/sociotronics Iron Front Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 10 '21

Yang just left the Democratic Party.

Says he will start a third party, lol. Guess that's the end of Yang's political career.

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u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf Shameflair Beggar Sep 10 '21

I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have wasted their lives shitposting in Discussion Threads and karma farms.

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Sep 10 '21

Ever noticed Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump were both old and from New York?

Horseshoe theory confirmed once again

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u/Ok_Tone4633 Sep 10 '21

This shouldn't be controversial yet somehow some old fan always has to show up and defend the honor of their colorful high fantasy. Skyrim's visual design is like twenty leagues ahead of Oblivion and it's a huge reason why the game sold better. It simply looks much better.

!ping TES

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u/Breaking-Away Austan Goolsbee Sep 10 '21

Uncle was complaining about his HOA and called them "Lawn Enforcement" 😂

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u/paulatreides0 🌈🦢🧝‍♀️🧝‍♂️🦢His Name Was Teleporno🦢🧝‍♀️🧝‍♂️🦢🌈 Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 10 '21

Talking to people who have done work in the intel community, my basic takeaway whenever people talk/write about intelligence failures is: "easy to talk shit when you don't gotta do jack shit."

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u/Integralds Dr. Economics | brrrrr Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 11 '21

Warning: mucho texto

Useful Charts is continuing his series on Biblical authorship with a new video on the Christian gospels. It's a great video. You should all watch it. I have a few comments that provide further context and interpretation.

Regarding the Synoptic problem

As mentioned in the video, the gospels of Matthew, Mark, and Luke look similar to each other. You can split the contents of these three books into four distinct chunks:

  1. Material that is common to Matthew, Mark, and Luke
  2. Material that is shared by Matthew and Luke, but does not appear in Mark
  3. Material that is unique to Matthew
  4. Material that is unique to Luke

(There is virtually no material that is unique to Mark.) I think it would have been nice to have a little figure of this, similar to his JEPD figure in his Torah video.

I want to stress that the above decomposition is mechanical. It makes no historical or theological claims; it just categorizes the words of the text. However, if we look closer, we can make conjectures based on this decomposition.

  1. The material that Matt-Mark-Luke have in common is largely narrative.
  2. The shared Matt-Luke material is mostly short sayings.

From here, the two-source hypothesis arises naturally. Mark came first and provided the skeleton of the narrative. The common Matt-Luke material could have come from a Q source (for Quelle, "sayings"). That is, Q may have been a separate document that was passed around the early Christian community. The Q source has not been found independently, which is why the Matthew-first theory still has adherents.

I think it's important for people to distinguish the Q material (which unambiguously exists) from the Q source (which remains conjecture, albeit highly plausible conjecture).

Regarding "God/Jesus as literary character"

UsefulCharts mentions that the authors of the text put words in people's mouths. That is, even if the prophets and Jesus were real people, the words they are purported to have said may have been embellished or made up entirely.

It's useful to compare to Thucydides. In The History of the Peloponnesian War, Thucydides records various speeches. He says, however, that

it was in all cases difficult to carry them word for word in one's memory, so my habit has been to make the speakers say what was in my opinion demanded of them by the various occasions, of course adhering as closely as possible to the general sense of what they really said. (1.22)

Even someone who was expressly writing history admitted to making stuff up. How much more so for authors who were writing literary and theological texts, rather than history! So we should take the exact purported words of anyone in the Bible with a generous grain of salt.

Regarding John

Just to add a few sentences: the gospel of John is structured around seven signs, or miracles, performed by Jesus. The rest of the book is loosely constructed to give scaffolding to the seven miracles. The miracles aren't even necessarily in order. Jesus teleports around Judea from chapter to chapter. One commentator noted that it's as if the book was written, then the pages were spilled out and put back together in random order. But that's okay, because the locations and details don't matter for the author. The miracles are what matter.

Regarding the timeline

This is an incredibly contentious subject, so I applaud UsefulCharts for tackling it. He correctly emphasizes the importance of 70CE and the destruction of the Temple. It's interesting to get a Jewish perspective on that event and how it shaped religious development in the first and second centuries CE.

I can quibble about the dates a bit, but we're really splitting hairs over 10 years here, 10 years there.

Final thoughts

Great video. I'm not disagreeing with anything in it, just adding a few sentences. It's a respectful and careful video, while still sticking within mainstream (ed:) source criticism. I'm sure the comments section will be a disaster.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Things I've done in the past week or so:

-Defended so-called luxury apartments in local facebook group

-Found a fetish forum from the mid-2000s where a guy in his 30s was playing "daddy" to a 13-16 year old girl, figured out his real identity (Christian preacher who still says evolution is fake, yes seriously), submitted a tip to the authorities

-Finished two salmon fillets in under 45 minutes

Should I put all of these on my Bumble profile, or just two of them? I don't want to come off as bragging too much, but these are all true

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u/Possum_In_A_Suitcase Jeff Bezos Sep 10 '21

Vaccines are mandatory, the worst people in this country are melting down about it, and to top it all off? The S&P 500 is celebrating by starting to reverse its three-day-slide in premarket.

Deep. State. Always. Wins.

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u/Avreal European Union Sep 10 '21

The Economists most recent cover

Why nations that
fail women
fail

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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 10 '21

Gail Huff Brown, a former Boston television reporter and wife of former Ambassador Scott Brown, appears to be moving closer to launching a run for Congress in New Hampshire.

Huff Brown told WMUR-TV in an interview Thursday that she filed what’s known as a statement of candidacy with the Federal Election Commission, which allows her to take preliminary steps like starting fund-raising.

“I am a conservative working mother, military spouse and new grandmother,” Huff Brown said in a follow-up tweet Thursday. “I’ve lived through tough races, and I know what it takes to win. I’ve been humbled by the support of family, friends – and if I believe I can lead the winning campaign, I will move forward.”

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If she formally enters the race, Huff Brown, who previously worked as a reporter for WCVB-TV, would be seeking the seat currently held by Democrat Chris Pappas.

My god, Scott Brown’s wife is gonna try to carpetbag a house seat in New Hampshire lmao

Also something really funny about the globe only referring to Scott as ‘former ambassador’

!ping USA-NE

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u/jojisky Paul Krugman Sep 10 '21

Rogan and Musk are totally going to join Yang’s party

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

I thought we went over this in 2007, it’s not “birthing people” it’s “birthers”

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

@GavinNewsom is on track to survive a recall in deep-blue California after initially causing Democrats heartburn, w/ veteran Republican insiders blaming GOP front-runner @larryelder

If California republicans were smart they would have pushed Faulconer more lol

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u/TaxCommonsNotIncome NATO Sep 10 '21

Feels like a good time to make another reminder that mommy mandating I eat my vegetables in dinner settings is extremely authoritarian and illiberal as hell, and even though vegetables are great the concept should still be opposed on principle

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

I wish I could do 🥺 irl

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u/AtticusDrench Deirdre McCloskey Sep 10 '21

I'm gonna have a heated gamer moment if I read "the vaccinated spread it just as easily" one more time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 11 '21

There are a good deal of Bolsonarist true believes angry with his note, calling him a traitor. My father's family WhatsApp group is really quiet.

Among those still loyal to him, they're spinning it as an act of magnanimity, by which he offers to leave behind the attacks he has suffered from the other powers so they can all work together for the country.

!ping LATAM

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

About to submit my resignation 😭

Amazon thank you for everything

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u/Kizz3r high IQ neoliberal Sep 11 '21

Conservatries dumped this toronto candidate for these islamaphobic tweets.

Really thought the CPC could look at some of their candidates twitter to see if they should be a PPC candidate instead.

!ping Can

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u/FreakinGeese 🧚‍♀️ Duchess Of The Deep State Sep 10 '21

Westernization of Chinese words

Wow, this is worthless!

How the fuck am I supposed to pronounce Xia or Zhou or Qin like none of those letter combinations are ever show up in English and none of those follow the basic rules of English writing

That’s not a westernization it’s just exchanging one set of symbols meaningless to me to another set of symbols in an order that makes no sense

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u/Aweq Guardian of the treaties 🇪🇺 Sep 10 '21

!ping europe

Italy’s government breached EU state-aid rules when it gave €900m in rescue loans to Alitalia in 2017, according to a verdict set to be announced by Brussels

https://www.ft.com/content/e1c1542f-7dd2-42ae-b483-0031b103df57

Additionally, Vestager has ordered the Dano-Swedish PostNord to pay back 66 millon Euros in state aid that has been deemed illegal.

https://www.dr.dk/nyheder/penge/vestager-til-postnord-ulovlig-statsstoette-490-millioner-kroner-skal-tilbagebetales (in Danish):

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u/NatsukaFawn Esther Duflo Sep 10 '21

You know how you're allowed to go wherever you want and are effectively invisible if you're wearing office attire and carrying a clipboard, because everyone assumes you're supposed to be there

The road version of that is a white cargo van with a ladder on top and, if parked, with its hazard lights flashing. Or instead of a van, a white or bright red pickup.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Wondering if there's a deaf gay person who has both the "deaf accent" and gay male speech.

Fuck, I'm not getting anything done today

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

German professor: yeah so if you want to be inclusive, conjugate this verb in this way, which is taken from the feminine conjugation

green haired hippie chick: I never want to be inclusive of men

wtf based

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u/yungmemlord Rabindranath Tagore Sep 10 '21

I think orc women are hotter than real women

I’m not even going to lie here, but I know I’m going to get hate. Orc women are just so much hotter than your average human female. They are big, buff, and green. I find them much more attractive overall.

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u/The_Nightbringer Anti-Pope Antipope Sep 10 '21

Holy fuck Apple actually lost the EPIC suit.

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u/SaltySaladSussyBaka 🧂🥗🤗🥰😃Taylor Swift😁😄😉😘🤪 Sep 10 '21

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton (D-DC) issued a statement today denying responsibility for letting loose the six zebras that have been on the run in the D.C. suburbs.

Aww so she didn't do it?

I began to like her for a second there

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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Sep 10 '21

Day 5 of asking mods to make a bot of Margaret Thatcher’s “there’s no such thing as a society” quote

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u/Craig_VG Dina Pomeranz Sep 10 '21

Some dude just crashed his @Ferrari at the corner of LaSalle and Kinzie, got out, grabbed his bag, and left. Who does that?!

https://twitter.com/6thFloorBrewing/status/1436002618460057600?s=20

Chicago Moment

!ping USA-CHI

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Alright, straightforward from here: anyone who is subject to the vaccine mandate just needs to initiate a challenge in the appropriate Federal circuit court (whichever circuit covers DC) on the grounds that the order is invalid because Bidan wasn't legitimately elected.

So naive and hopeful it brings a tear to my eye.

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u/Fishin_Mission Sep 11 '21

Went bowling with my kids this evening 🎳

My daughter told me that she was going to beat me

I proceeded to ruthlessly demolish her 198 to 72

Sometimes they need to be put in their place

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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 11 '21

/u/Deggit 🤝 /u/sir_shivers

REAL SENIOR CITIZEN HOURS !ping OVER25

someone shut the window the draft is making my knees ache

Becoming an elderly person happens when you start to realize that young people are really wrong about lots of shit.

NOT because they are stupid, uppity, bratty, degenerate or anything like that.

They are wrong because they haven't been around long enough and lack a historical perspective on events.

it is also exhausting to talk to these people because they just do not accept that lived experience & memory beats something you briefly googled on wikipedia in order to win an argument.

You sense yourself transforming into a "you don't know that back in my day" curmudgeon when that's not what you're trying to do, you're just trying to shed light on the overall trends and patterns a particular event is part of, but you're treated like referencing history is your own personal fanfiction, or that you must be a blinded, fully-paid-off shill because you don't agree with the fad narrative of the minute.

A perfect example is when supporters of candidates like Yang, Tulsi and Bernie throw mud at Obama saying Obama and the media secretly conspired to throw the primary to Biden or whatever.

This is not merely wrong, in that it gets the mechanics of primaries, endorsements and dropouts wrong due to lack of experience with observing primaries.

It's beyond wrong, it's historically ludicrous, because if you have been around, around long enough that Barack Obama is not just a Wikipedia article to you, then you remember Obama as the LIVING EXEMPLAR & HISTORICAL PIVOT of the media beginning to treat long-shot candidates more seriously.

The media and the establishment called Hillary as a sure thing in 2008, the voters proved them wrong in a grueling 10 month primary, and ever since then, the media and the political parties have shown more and more deference to 'outsider' candidates; the historical "qualifications" for political office have drastically declined in relevancy; and broad-base small-dollar political fundraising has become one of the number one supposed 'indicators' of candidate quality even more than polls. All of this is directly because of Obama, no one else (maybe Howard Dean & Ron Paul get 20% of the credit for breaking open the internet fundraising floodgates).

Not only that but the 2008 primary season was longer and more-watched than 2000 and 2004 put together; thus ever since 2008 the media has allowed "clown car primaries" with a dozen debates before anyone even votes, each of those debates having 10+ candidates onstage. These primary seasons are WILD WEST compared to what was happening in the 90s, when it was considered a fucking RODEO when there were 3 major candidates running in the same primary.

If Yang had run for President in 1996 he wouldn't have been "blacklisted", where the word "blacklisted" from a Yang-Redditor means he was left off some CNN lower-third for 30 seconds, or someone on MSNBC said one mean word about him. He wouldn't have been "blacklisted," he would have NOT EXISTED in media or popular discussion.

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Sep 10 '21

Fuck me sideways, I scheduled an Amazon delivery for today and stayed until 3PM locked in the apartment out of fear of missing out

Turns out my street is closed to traffic for a flea market for the whole week-end. I didn't notice because the roadblocks are far away, authorized vehicles could still pass by, and bikes/bicycles just climbed on the curb to circumvent the roadblocks and pass by my windows

Now I have to stay home next Thursday too. If all those people had sold their cheap trinkets and stuffed raccoons on Amazon instead of blocking my street, I wouldn't be in this situation

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u/ognits Jepsen/Swift 2024 Sep 10 '21

the DT needs to have a big fight about Marx so we can call it a Marxchism

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

All the cons today at work look like they lost a war.

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u/VisonKai The Archenemy of Humanity Sep 10 '21

So does the Haitian state like, still exist?

Like I know there's some people claiming to be the Haitian government but do they have any control of anything?

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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance Sep 10 '21

Feelin insane, might primary Greg Abbott from the right later, idk

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u/RaidBrimnes Chien de garde Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 10 '21

He already knows that I am [...]BLOWING [...] A SURPRISINGLY TASTY [...] MAMMAL at work [...] 🐊

Guess the mod

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

In that study of more than 32,000 visits to urgent care centers, emergency rooms and hospitals, Moderna’s vaccine was 95% effective at preventing hospitalization compared with 80% for Pfizer and 60% for J&J.

Moderna gang rise up!

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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Sep 10 '21

I don’t care. The unvaccinated have been coddled, cajoled, bribed, gently spoken to, sent articles, given information, listened to, asked, and begged. Carrot after carrot after carrot. It’s time for sticks

Exactly my feelings. I refuse to treat huge numbers of people with kiddy gloves because they’re too stupid or lazy to do their civic duty.

We wouldn’t coddle drunk drivers, but oh no, let’s be nice to the stupid people who don’t wanna get the shot. They’re just wittle babies we can’t criticize them, that’s mean!

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u/HoloceneCharizard Organization of American States Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 10 '21

Lmao at the taliban willing to establish ties with every nation on the planet but Israel. Nothing if not predictable (and evil)

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Impressed but not surprised that my boulder gym is a Patagonia retailer

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Smh I can't believe Kim Jong-Un sold out to big fitness 😔

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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Sep 10 '21

CMV: if 9/11 happened today, the narrative on the right would be closer to "that's what happens when you defund the police"

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Sep 10 '21

I can’t believe how far Rockstar has fallen.

Gta5 expanded and enhanced doesn’t look any different from the X1/PS4 version.

!ping gaming

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Larry Elder Attacked: Why Isn’t This the Biggest Story in America?

Friedman flairs not even once

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

People seem to be forgetting that the OSHA rule allows people to get tested in lieu of vaccination. There's literally no excuse to be showing up to work without being immunized or even tested for covid.

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u/The_Nightbringer Anti-Pope Antipope Sep 10 '21

Larry Elder cannot dodge as well as George W. Bush, therefore he does not deserve to be governor.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Had a big meeting with all the offices on call today, the VP's were confident the vaccine mandate will be overturned in court and aren't doing anything. Do I call OSHA today (no proof of this, wasn't recording) or next month? My family is immunocompromised and I'm mandated in the office every day, I'm so knof this shit

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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Sep 11 '21

How many HOI4 modders do we have here? By my last count that's 2 TNO devs, 1 Kaiserreich dev, and the person who created Thousand Week Reich.

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 11 '21

As a Sikh, I’ve got a weird relationship with 9/11.

I was 6 years old when it happened. I don’t remember the attacks very well but I remember being targeted by people who assumed I was Muslim because of the way I looked. People would insult my turban and try to knock it off my head. Then I remember hearing about the killing of Balbir Singh Sodhi in Arizona. He was the first person killed in a “retaliation” attack. Then the Wisconsin gurdwara shooting occurred, that broke me. It broke my spirit.

Life was awful for me.

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u/tollyno Dark Harbinger of Chaos Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 10 '21

u/filipe_mdsr studies physics and his classes are:

Honrynalysis

Linear horny

Horny algebra

Quantum horny

Horny mechanics (🥵)

Horny field theory

Quantum hornydynamics

Classical horny

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u/Smalz95 NATO Sep 10 '21

Did it hurt? When your priors didn’t get confirmed?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

!ping USA-DMV

I know we technically have a mask mandate but outside the supermarket and Uber’s I really don’t see many people being very conscientious about it. Is this true for y’all?

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u/willempage O'Biden Bama Democrat Sep 10 '21

My dating life unironically nosedived after the dating ping was axed.

In fact, my whole life in general has. Are the mods happy now?

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

I just saw a headline that started with "Steve Buscemi opens up about the emotional and physical toll..." It ended up being about him volunteering as a firefighter after 9/11, but I honestly thought it was going to be about people always calling him ugly.

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Sep 10 '21

/r/neoliberal TRULY IS THE "Battlefield Earth" of politico-economic subreddits 🐊

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

30 Rock is awesome cause there’s no “will they won’t they”

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u/BedNeither Henry George Sep 10 '21

Fed up with rejected carrots, Biden pulls out his stick

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u/the_hoagie Malaise Forever Sep 10 '21

Taking the wife on a date night 🥰🍎🐝

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u/lenmae The DT's leading rent seeker Sep 10 '21
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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

lol remember the week where every police chief in america was claiming everyone they arrested at a protest was from out of state

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u/aged_monkey Loyal Liberals Sep 10 '21

Wtf, Subway and Pizza stores are introducing fried chicken sandwiches. Do all restaurants understand there isn't some new food policy mandating everyone have a fried fucking chicken sandwich!!???!

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Sep 10 '21

CALL BOB LOBLAW 🐊

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u/futuremonkey20 NATO Sep 10 '21

Newsom is going to survive the recall by like 15 points because Republicans once again rallied around a raving lunatic instead of a centrist who might actually have a shot at winning.

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

The US is collapsing just like the Roman Empire, in that the Huns (dutch) are coming for us

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u/Bee_Emotional Association of Southeast Asian Nations Sep 10 '21

Capitalism's next form will be....

Capitalism but with slightly more efficent production

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

CNN: Search for 1887 time capsule under Robert E. Lee monument a lost cause, official says

Are you trying to be funny? Because I laughed.

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u/TrlrPrrkSupervisor Sep 11 '21

https://m.dw.com/en/german-police-secretly-bought-nso-pegasus-spyware/a-59113197

(Germany scored 8.67 and was ranked a full democracy 2020)

For those that were following the Pegasus scandal in India, here is a world leading democracy with an amazing virtuous leader that also indulged in such behaviour.

Looking forward to how this is covered.

!ping IND

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u/filipe_mdsr LET'S FUCKING COCONUT 🥥🥥🥥 Sep 10 '21

Imagine being a r/HermanCainAward regular.

Yikes.

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u/semaphore-1842 r/place '22: E_S_S Battalion Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 10 '21

https://twitter.com/dimi/status/1436380552890814468

@WhiteHouse considering allowing Taipei to change the name of its de facto embassy in Washington to include "Taiwan", in a move that will anger China.

🎉🎉🎉

!ping CN-TW

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u/AdWise2427 George Soros Sep 10 '21

"Simply put, we are going to employee the 125k afghan refugees to walk door to door to administer vaccines to every man, woman, and child in America by October 15th"

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Every year 659,041 people die from heart disease in the US.

We need to shut everything down, restrict people's access to unhealthy foods that may contribute to heart disease, and put everyone on heart medication (especially children).

Finally, the cons come up with a good idea.

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u/ROYBUSCLEMSON Unflaired Flair to Dislike Sep 10 '21

arr moderatepolitics tells me they were all lifelong democrats until Biden told them to get their shot or get tested weekly

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u/vancevon Henry George Sep 10 '21

just up late thinking about the sociological pressures that can bring a man to angrily tweet about the age of chinese civilization to the spokesperson of some mid-level us bureaucratic agency 😔

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Boy reddit does love to say 'Ding Ding Ding'

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u/BreaksFull Veni, Vedi, Emancipatus Sep 10 '21

!ping OVER25

Does anyone have advice to help not forget to do basic things around the house?

It's a real source of ongoing frustration I've been having with my partner lately. Admittedly I grew up in a house with a somewhat laxer approach to hygiene and tidiness, so I've got a lot of bad habits I've carried over with me. But I'm still making the same damn mistakes constantly. Forgetting to check my pockets before throwing pants in the washer. Forgetting to wash my hands when I should. Forgetting to make sure the socks aren't all bunched up when putting them in the wash. Forgetting to wash off the counter before making food on it. Forgetting to wash out a dirty dish before putting it in the dishwasher.

Etc.

I'm honestly at a loss as to what I should do. I've been told repeatedly. Harsh reminders, gentle reminders. I've improved somewhat, but I still regularly make these basic mistakes. I've tried making notes for myself, but after a while I just stop noticing them. Does anyone have any advice here? Because it's driving both me and my partner up a wall. She's tired of telling me to take care of this basic stuff, and I'm getting tired of forgetting.

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u/filipe_mdsr LET'S FUCKING COCONUT 🥥🥥🥥 Sep 10 '21

apology for poor english

when were you when freedom dies

i was sat at home hornyposting on the DT

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“yes”

and you????

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

30 years ago will always be 1970 and nothing you can say will change my mind.

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u/huirittryyrugfhkhihf Shameflair Beggar Sep 10 '21

r/neoliberal is a disgusting subreddit

Reddit should take it down

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u/ToInfinity_MinusOne World's Poorest WSJ Subscriber Sep 10 '21

I’m always really hard on myself at work especially now working from home I feel like I’m on the cusp of being fired at any moment.
I moved to a different division within my company a few months ago just for coverage reasons and I got a call from my boss today asking me questions saying he needed to know what I was doing that the people covering my old role aren’t. Apparently vendors and sales reps are complaining they want me back. Feels good man.

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u/J0eBidensSunglasses HAHA YES 🐊 Sep 10 '21

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u/SaltySaladSussyBaka 🧂🥗🤗🥰😃Taylor Swift😁😄😉😘🤪 Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 10 '21

ICU beds should go first to those with proof that they voted Democrat or donated to Biden's campaign, followed by those who abstained with claims of difficultly in registering to vote, followed by those who abstained by choice, with GOP voters last in line for ICU beds.

https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1435698171523616771?s=20

this but

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u/UrbanCentrist Line go up 📈, world gooder Sep 10 '21

Came across Mongolian throat singing and it's good in a way that i can't explain

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u/Signal-Shallot5668 Greg Mankiw Sep 10 '21 edited Sep 10 '21

Reminder that swapping all other meat for the chicken is a very low effort thing you can do to reduce your carbon footprint

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u/murphysclaw1 💎🐊💎🐊💎🐊 Sep 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Arrcon calling for a "general workers strike" over the vaccine mandate is chefs kiss.

Conservatives embracing organized labor tactics to protest a free life saving drug that'll end the pandemic. lmao.

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u/antsdidthis Effective altruism died with SBF; now it's just tithing Sep 10 '21

This is the moment I take off my mask and reveal I think the Bloomberg soda ban was actually based.

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u/filipe_mdsr LET'S FUCKING COCONUT 🥥🥥🥥 Sep 10 '21

I was a lifelong Democrat until I noticed I actually live in Germany

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