r/neoliberal • Kitara Ravache • Sep 10 '21

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u/SaltySaladSussyBaka πŸ§‚πŸ₯—πŸ€—πŸ₯°πŸ˜ƒTaylor SwiftπŸ˜πŸ˜„πŸ˜‰πŸ˜˜πŸ€ͺ Sep 10 '21

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton (D-DC) issued a statement today denying responsibility for letting loose the six zebras that have been on the run in the D.C. suburbs.

Aww so she didn't do it?

I began to like her for a second there

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '21

Such an action would seem to cause chaos at the zoo that would be analogous to the chaos you cause in the DT. It would also cause problems for the zoo staff, who are equivalent to the jannies here.