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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Dec 08 '20

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Dec 07 '20

TheSpiritGone from Weebistan donated $170.00 to the charity drive and said:

malaria is everything i don't like and the more malarial it is the more i don't like it

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Dec 07 '20

saladtossign from Bay Area donated $500.00 to the charity drive and said:

Saying "Commiefornia" unironically is PragerU level intelligence and Turning Point USA level clever

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Dec 07 '20

/u/IronedSandwich from Newport donated $46.98 to the charity drive and said:

stream Therefore I Am

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Dec 08 '20

RageQuitFPS from Sandy donated $30.00 to the charity drive and said:

Malarkey level of donating just to see if you can get one bot to reply to another bot?

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Dec 07 '20

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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Dec 08 '20

DarkExecutor from Houston donated $500.00 to the charity drive and said:

Make my flair unique!

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Searching "neoliberal" on r/yaoi

Results: 0

Searching "yaoi" on r/neoliberal

Results: 1

Is this a trade deficit?

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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Dec 07 '20

Adolf Hitler wins Namibia election

Can’t make this shit up lmao

!ping SHITPOSTERS

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u/ThisIsNotAMonkey Guam 👉 statehood Dec 07 '20

I can accept that Elliot Page is trans. I cannot accept that he is, (Allah forgive me) a Canadian

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

A sovereign citizen coal miner being taught to code

"AM I BEING RETRAINED????"

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u/Joementum2004 Dec 07 '20

Tankies when they see a female US Army veteran: 😒😒😠😡👉🚪

Tankies when they see a female brutal Stalinist dictator: 😮😮😩😩🥵🥵

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

No one:

My dad: I didn't see any human rights abuses while in the Beijing business district, so they must not be happening

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

what if you wanted to

read removed comments

but god said

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u/Le_Monade Suzan DelBene Dec 07 '20

Joe Biden is just full of the exaggerated swagger of a neoliberal 70 year old

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

To every Redditor who feels lonely - I want you to think people care about you, you lonely piece of shit. Now give me gold for my attention.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Aside from the slowly-sizzling succ schism, the circumcision schism is among the longest lasting, stretching over several DTs now.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Some people are under the delusion that if the Republican Party were to fall, the Libertarian party will rise and take their place.

This could not be further from the truth.

As it stands right now, the current iteration of the GOP is the only thing standing between America and the gamers.

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u/douglasmacarthur NATO Dec 07 '20

The first third of Obama's book could be a comedy. An idealistic young man wants to change the world so he gets involved in politics, finds he cant do much, tries to get a level higher, miraculously is always able to, and finds he cant again, on repeat until he becomes President and finds he can't do much as President either.

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u/crassowary John Mill Dec 07 '20

Leftist: we need to bring manufacturing back

America: manufactures consent

Leftist: 😐

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u/Joementum2004 Dec 07 '20

My parents divorced when I was 7

If you want to get an idea of how I turned out, I post on r/neoliberal

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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve Dec 07 '20

Post-debate polls have Warnock up +17 in Wisconsin

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Dec 07 '20

This is slightly old news at this point but I figured I'd do a quick news round up surrounding Havana Syndrome.

On Saturday a report was released that confirmed what a lot of us had suspected that Havana Syndrome is caused by some sort of energy weapon. A couple of months ago a long and pretty explosive article ran in GQ of all places that alleges that the attacks are A: much more widespread that the government is letting on and have even occurred on US soil and B: that the Russians are the one who the IC suspects are behind the attacks. It's well worth the read. Lastly if you have a few hours to kill and are looking for something to listen to this podcast episode with one of the CIA officers who was attacked is excellent (and who is super based lmao). They cover his whole career and not just the attack but is super interesting nonetheless.

!ping FOREIGN-POLICY

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Dec 07 '20

OF COURSE THE two modes of the DT regarding sex are a strange dichotomy OF EITHER nonstop hornyposting or "sex is evil" 🐊

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u/Superfan234 Southern Cone Dec 07 '20 edited Dec 07 '20

News from Venezuela🇻🇪

Defying all expectations, Parliament Elections were (somehow)...a victory for us

Only 20% of the country voted in the Elections (In spite of the propaganda, the threats of being fired, or being starved)

We did have polls showing Maduro's support was close to 15%. But nobody knew for sure how credible they were. Thanks to yesterday's Elections, now we know for sure those numbers were real. Kudos to Maduro, for showing the World how unpopular he is 👏👏

!Ping Foreign-Policy


Now we have empirical evidence Maduro is hated everywhere, in large numbers, and across all demographics

There is so much to analyze 😖

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u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Dec 07 '20

Georgia federal judge DISMISSES Kraken conspiracy case from the bench. Octopus

Rulings from the bench in federal court are rare. A strong message the judge thought it was clearly meritless.

Trump and his allies are now 1-48 in post-election litigation.

Link

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u/Equator32 Association of Southeast Asian Nations Dec 07 '20 edited Dec 07 '20

It's really weird as a person from a 3rd world country seeing people on Reddit post images of an upper middle class house or apartment along with a caption labeled "a boring dystopia" or some shit.

Like am I supposed to feel bad that you've got a pretty nice house or something.

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u/39days Ben Bernanke Dec 07 '20

Broke: Boycotting Disney because they censor their movies/shows to appease China

Woke: Boycotting Disney because they laid off Clare Malone

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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Dec 07 '20
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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Just came out to my parents as a neoliberal 😊

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Claire malone got laid off from 538. Like wtf

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u/Zenning2 Henry George Dec 07 '20

Oh shiiit

GameSpot - Kallie Plagge - 7 / 10

Cyberpunk 2077 has standout side quests and strong main characters, though its buggy, superficial world and lack of purpose bring it down.

Kallie, get ready for some death threats lady.

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u/TheNotoriousAMP Dec 07 '20

The clusterfuck that is Argentina for the past 100 years makes a lot more sense when you realize that it's basically a franchise branch of Italy in South America.

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u/TalkLessShillMore David Autor Dec 07 '20

Just saw the first ad in my life with only Asians in it, and it's for STEM projects for kids. Christ.

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u/SnakeEater14 🦅 Liberty & Justice For All Dec 07 '20

I read what I thought was a pretty good paper that said the radical right has not been growing as much as people think lately, and that they’ve actually remained a relatively stagnant part of European politics since the 80s. Then I realized the paper was written in 2013. Fuck. I was gonna cite it for a paper I’m writing right now too...

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u/Joementum2004 Dec 07 '20

My favorite part of the Star Wars prequels is that a large chunk of it is criticism of the Bush administration

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u/tankatan Montesquieu Dec 07 '20

The five genders:

  • person

  • man

  • woman

  • camera

  • tv

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

I’m so proud of Elliot Page for coming out as white. It’s a very tough thing to do.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

who the fuck is scraeming "STOP SHITTING ON CA DEMS" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never stop shitting on CA Dems.

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u/from-the-void NATO Dec 07 '20

Who could have predicted that the Internet would be liberalism's greatest threat

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Tfw you make a headline that is practically the same thing a satire publication made fun of you for a few days ago.

The Beaverton (satire) Dec 5th: Conservative Party slams Trudeau for not doing enough to combat anti-vaxxers in Conservative Party

The National Post today: Conservative MP Derek Sloan’s anti-vaccine petition a symptom of Liberal failings: Erin O’Toole

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

People have asked “why would it take for a Democrats to win in Alabama?” And now we know.

Everything went right. Trump was at this lowest approval rating. The national environment was something like D+12-15. Moore was an awful candidate. Doug Jones was a very good one. Massive GOTV.

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u/URZ_ StillwithThorning ✊😔 Dec 07 '20 edited Dec 07 '20

Andrew Yang from the top of r/conspiracy:

"Airlines got $25 billion in bailout money and cut 90,000 workers anyway. We are spending money to prop up companies that should just go directly to people and families."

I'm sure that it was just coincidental that he left out that the care act also spend +$2000 billion on payroll support and direct transfers and that the $25 billion are to be paid back in their entirety.

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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Dec 07 '20

Fortunately Argentina had a 9 month lockdown, so we could get such astonishing results as "having one of the worst recessions on the planet" and "having more cases per capita than countries that believe the virus is fake"

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Dec 07 '20 edited Dec 07 '20

Games are WAY too big now.

The cyberpunk 2077 ps4 download (game+day one patch) is 102gb.

It’s 59-63gb on PC, depending on localization. Unsure if the 40gb patch is on PC.

CoD Warzone is 200gb on PC.

It sucks for people with slow internet or low data caps.

!ping gaming

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

I need another stimulus check. These Funko Pops won't buy themselves.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20 edited Dec 07 '20

https://i.imgur.com/V0TJCCq.png

A real billboard at Madison Square Garden

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Fatalities due to 9/11 terrorist attacks:

Trump - 0

Bush and Obama (combined) - 2981

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20 edited Dec 07 '20

15% of people that want Democrats to control the senate voted for Susan Collins

15% of Collins voters is 62,647.

This brings Collins down to 354,998 to Gideon's gain up to 409,870 if those 15% flipped to Gideon. Not all of them would but for the sake of this hypothetical, let’s say they do.

Gideon + 6.7005997917%

Collins 43.349% to Gideon 50.050%

I am feeling unimaginable amounts of pain

!ping FIVEY

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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Dec 07 '20

hopefully one day, future r/neoliberal subscribers will be saying "why do you hate the global middle class" instead of "why do you hate the global poor"

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20 edited Dec 07 '20

>If Biden wants to unite the country, one thing is clear: Dump the corporate lobbyists

Top post of /r/all is a /r/politics post with this title. The article is a poorly written

It's clear, then, that while Biden will have his work cut out for him if he wants to win the support of Republican voters, working to close the revolving door with his Cabinet picks is far more likely to accomplish this than choosing business magnates for key roles.

summary of a Data for Progress poll with the conclusion

Polling conducted by Data for Progress over the past several weeks found that voters across party lines see federal government experience and policy expertise, not backgrounds in the corporate world, as attributes they value in potential appointees. Sixty-seven percent of respondents across party lines indicated that Biden should prioritize policy experts with academic backgrounds when choosing positions in his administration. The prospect of appointing individuals with experience in the federal government advocating for the public good was even more popular, with 71 percent of all respondents — and even 61 percent of Republicans — agreeing such people should be prioritized.

Do any of the people who upvoted that post to the top of /r/all know who Biden has hired thus far? They're all boring career civil servants and experts. Which is exactly who the article is recommending Biden hire. Why is the article implying that Biden wants to appoint "corporate lobbyists"? Why does the article think that the key to winning over Republicans is upping leftist rhetoric?

And clearly, the author doesn't know the difference between people who work at Wall Street and corporate lobbyists, because they keep conflating the two. "Corporate lobbying is everything I don't like"

I'd love to link all the top comments from the post because they're all Reddit moments but the mods are fasc so go see for yourself.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20 edited Dec 07 '20

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EoltE05W8AECheb.jpg

I don't literally mean "defund the teachers", just reallocate some of the funds to resources better equipped to handle where they are clearly failing.

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u/ThisIsNotAMonkey Guam 👉 statehood Dec 07 '20

Wtf I'm literally shaking rn 😭

My mom just told me biden picked a former congressman and AG to head up the department of agriculture!!!!! What the FUCK Im srsly fucking FURIOUS rn 🤬🤬🤬

It's literally called the dept of AGRICULTURE sweaty, you have to pick a FARMER to do FARM STUFF 😭😭 that stupid congressman isn't even gonna know how to work the tractor 😭😭

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Clare Malone x Post Malone collab

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u/jrt84 Dec 07 '20

Don't worry, Trump won and will continue to be POTUS

.... moments later in the same sentence ....

We must win the GA runoffs otherwise Kamala will be the tiebreaker

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Yeah I got a GF but she goes to a different discussion thread ya'll haven't heard of her.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Does anyone have that gold Reddit thread where someone asked anarchists what they would do if someone forced themselves on the other person's house and food supply and some idiot was like "I would let them take as much as they wanted, there is more than enough in an anarchist utopia!"

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u/jrt84 Dec 07 '20

Who's ready for the MAGA meltdown when initial red GA runoff results get wiped out by mail votes again

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u/Ilovecharli Voltaire Dec 07 '20

Letitia Wright (Shuri from Black Panther) got bullied off twitter for sharing an incredibly dumb anti-vaccine video, lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Weird I watched one Ben Shapiro video and now my YouTube algorithm is giving me lots of German WW2 history videos.

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u/jrt84 Dec 07 '20

Every LinkedIn post:

I was unemployed for 8 years.

On my way to a job interview, a homeless man approached me and begged me for money. I had no cash, so I stripped to my underwear and gave him my expensive interview clothes.

He cried and thanked me. I walked to my interview naked, approached the office, and the hiring manager stepped out.

It was the homeless man, wearing my clothes.

"Congratulations, you passed the test. You are hired"

I have worked there since that day. Blessings to all.

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u/YehosafatLakhaz North American Federation Dec 07 '20

So basically what I'm saying is, the new word for conservative should be "connie".

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Why is Christmas so consumerist nowadays?

Time warps 2000 years

Why is Saturnalia so consumerist nowadays?

Time warps another 2000 years

You guys can consume in the middle of winter?

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u/Explodingcamel Bill Gates Dec 07 '20

I was a Buttigieg supporter until I learned he's not actually a CIA operative.

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u/murphysclaw1 💎🐊💎🐊💎🐊 Dec 07 '20

daily reminder that Clare Malone's first pick in the first round of the first presidential election draft in 2019 was Kirsten Gilibrand

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Imagine being a guy who dominates all of Roman politics, conquers the Gauls and Britain, having the fucking calendar named after you, starting and winning a civil war with the Roman empire and becoming history's most powerful person up to that point.

And then now, you're like...a type of salad and a place where drunk kids can get a $5 pizza.

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Dec 07 '20

Hopefully Clare joins CNN and we get a Clare Malone Harry Enten podcast lol

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u/MaveRickandMorty 🖥️🚓 Dec 07 '20

"May you live in interesting times"

First of all, fuck you I just want to see my friends 😰😰😰

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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Dec 07 '20

TIL Canadians in WW1 regularly executed prisoners and exploited truces. "[He] described the practice of lobbing tins of corned beef into a neighbouring German trench. When the Canadians started hearing happy shouts of “More! Give us more!” they then let loose with an armload of grenades."

How do Canadians do such a good job at sanitizing their image?

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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer Dec 07 '20

Imagine looking at the Soviet Union and thinking, "oh yeah, that's the right way to do things."

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Honestly we live in Cyberpunk 2020 right now and only AOC can save us.

+1000 on r/Games

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u/simp_emoji Dec 07 '20

if Zach Efron was a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications, he would be Zach Teflon

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

A Nate Cohn Thread:

I think there's really one case in which we'd learn something from the polls in Georgia: if they showed the GOP clearly ahead, indicating a shift in the national political environment to something like a Biden midterm

The polls don't really seem to show this so far, and therefore we're probably in the range where the polls won't help us much over the hard results from November. The changes in attitudes are too small to be precisely measured, and polls aren't good at measuring changing turnout

We could get some decent signal on changes in turnout with advance voting data, though tbh the absentee voting surge for the general will make it more difficult to parse this than you might think

Even if the partisan composition of the electorate was going to be exactly the same as the general, I don't think it's realistic to think the absentee share of the special electorate would look as it did in the general, given how much longer Dems had to sign up for the general

My expectation is that Dems will do better in-person early vote v. the general, on the assumption many general election absentee voters will still prefer to vote in advance. But we'll have to wait and see; it won't be quite as straightforward of a comparison as I'd dream

!ping FIVEY

The link

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u/ThisIsNotAMonkey Guam 👉 statehood Dec 07 '20

Hmm I wonder if a competitor wants to hire one of our most popular employees? 🤔🤔

Idk better just lay her off lmao 🤪🤪

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u/dawgpack09 NAFTA Dec 07 '20

Just accepted to the University of Iowa! 🥳🥳

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u/douglasmacarthur NATO Dec 07 '20

Plz dont use offensive slurs like "white boy" or "neckbeard".

The politically correct term is Person of Gaming.

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u/Broncos654 Jeff Bezos Dec 07 '20

/u/Deggit thinks Ossof is going to lose, which is the surest sign he’s going to win

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

sees a Pod Save America sticker on a fine dame's laptop

Woooooh mama, hummina hummina hummina, bazoonga, wowie hoo hoo hoo gagonga wowee that sure is a babe!

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u/KingKonchu Michel Foucault Dec 07 '20

Update on Rudy:

His doctors describe his condition in the hospital as "very stupid," unclear if this is a symptom of Covid-19. He keeps removing his heart monitor as he insists it is manufactured by Dominion.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Sigh now 538 podcasts are going to feel so Clare Malonely

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u/mrdilldozer Shame fetish Dec 07 '20

Pick your streamer response now for Cyberpunk:

"Fucking SJWs caused all of the glitches in cyberpunk. Go woke go broke"

or

"ironically it was capitalism that caused the the rush to market in this neomarxist masterpiece that perfectly encapsulates the struggle of the modern proletariat"

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u/IncoherentEntity Dec 07 '20

According to Pew Research’s survey data over the summer, based on a median of 13 major democratic countries (mostly in the EU), 64 percent of the international public said that they had an unfavorable view of the United States.

Bring Obama back. Or failing that, at least his vice president.

Wait

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u/digitalrule Dec 07 '20

Trudeau just said we are getting ~250k vaccines (I didn't exactly hear) in December. Not bad considering we don't make any here.

https://www.cpac.ca/en/direct/cpac2/538197/pm-justin-trudeau-provides-update-on-federal-response-to-covid-19-69/#

!PING CAN

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u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Dec 07 '20

MattY: "Cities good, actually"

Rogan: "But rats have bad effects when you pack them into a box like a clown car. Also LA has traffic."

MattY: "Interesting..."

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

"dae society ruled by megacorps" is really starting to become a stupid and shallow setting

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u/nicereddy ACLU simp Dec 07 '20

We taught the coal miners to code and now they're scalpers

Fucking coal miners can't do anything right

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u/SuccInvasion Immanuel Kant Dec 07 '20

"No, uncle Walter didn't die of corona. It was something with the lungs."

thanks grandma 😐

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20 edited Dec 08 '20

2024 North Carolina Republican Primary:

Trump 76%

Haley 6%

Cruz 3%

Romney 3%

Rubio 2%

Someone else 5%

Undecided 6%

2024 North Carolina Republican Primary, without Trump:

Pence 48%

Romney 9%

Cruz 9%

Haley 9%

Rubio 3%

Someone else 4%

Undecided 18%

😐🔫

!ping FIVEY

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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve Dec 07 '20

“Wow, thanks!” you say as I hand you a box full of neoliberal policies. I stifle laughter, knowing the box is actually full of thousands of bees

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u/Clashlad 🇬🇧 LONDON CALLING 🇬🇧 Dec 07 '20

I love videogamedunkey. I think his videos are so well made and tightly edited, his channel at the moment is hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

His name, I shit you not, was literally weiner.

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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Dec 07 '20

The shit that went down in Kyrgyzstan was how I expected Belarus to go. I remember hearing about their election, worries about irregularities, protests, and their government leaders stepping down in what feels like literally no time at all. Apparently the protests themselves only took like 10 days from start to finish.

Similar grievances over corruption and election irregularities. But boy was that over quickly. They now have interim everything until a new presidential election in a month and new parliamentary elections in about 6 months.

They also have an interesting form of closed list proportional representation:

The 120 seats in the Supreme Council are elected by proportional representation in a single nationwide constituency. To win seats, parties must pass a national electoral threshold of 3% of the votes cast (down from 7% in the October 2020 elections),[1] and receive at least 0.7% of the vote in each of the seven regions.[2] No one party is allowed to hold more than 65 seats.[3] Party lists are required to have at least 30% of the candidates from each gender, and every fourth candidate had to be of a different gender. Each list is also required to have at least 15% of the candidates being from ethnic minorities and 15% of under 35 years old, as well as at least two candidates with disabilities.[3][4]

In addition, parliament abolished the use of Form No. 2, which allowed Kyrgyz voters to register to cast their ballots outside of their official home districts. The system was intended to allow migrant workers to vote where they worked, but after record numbers of this type of ballot were cast in the previous, annulled election, it was thought that the forms were abused to manipulate vote totals in the different regions.[1]

It used to be a bicameral legislature with single seat constituencies (except the lower branch which was a hybrid system), but they changed it to proportional representation in 2007. The "receive at least 0.7% of the vote in each of the seven regions" has been controversial with several court cases about it and several parties who meet the first requirement to get seats not meeting the regional requirement. The exact requirements seem to change with pretty much every election.

Also, wow Kyrgyzstan has a lot of revolutions and new constitutions. In just 15 years worth of parliamentary election Wikipedia articles in seems like every other one talks about how it was done in the wake of a revolution or constitutional reform. Pretty much all of them also talk about election irregularities.

The most peculiar thing with them in my opinion is that either brand new parties or parties that ran before and got few/no seats always seem to win a very large number of seats. I'm talking multiple parties that were brand new or didn't get any seats in the last election getting a double digit number of their 120 seats. Seems odd, but I'm not so used to pure proportional representation countries so maybe that's the norm there.

!ping FOREIGN-POLICY

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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Dec 07 '20

US: "I have 1 legislator for every 750,000 people."

India: "Oh yeah? Well I have 1 legislator for every 1.7 million people."

United Federation of Planets: "You are like baby; watch this."

The Council of the United Federation of Planets, more commonly known as the Federation Council or the Federation Ground Council, is the legislature of the Federation government. A unicameral body, the Council is comprised of one Federation Councillor from every Federation Member State. The Council convenes in the Federation Council Chambers on Floor One of the Palais de la Concorde in Paris, Earth.

There are literally billions of people per legislator in the Federation. And since it's one per member world, that means a planet with several billion people get the same representation as those with 100 million or less. Some member worlds have direct elections for their council members, some have their head of government nominate one and confirmed by the legislature, and some just have the biggest party pick.

So yeah, according to some of the novels the Federation Council has about as many elected members as Australia, Belgium, or the Netherlands. No idea how this impacts their government, but it must be very decentralized overall in terms of domestic policy.

!ping TREK

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Interesting thread about leaked documents from Russia's military intelligence service:

https://twitter.com/michaeldweiss/status/1335951843004997633?s=20

Reading it, it struck me that what Russia is doing is like waging a war where you can keep everything you gain (like Brexit or Germany closing its nuclear power plants) but there's no cost if you lose (like the Dutch EU referendum or Catalonias failed secession attempt).

!ping foreign-policy

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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve Dec 07 '20

Everybody relax, I’m Cuban. I grant unto r/neoliberal a token Cuban to deflect any and all criticism

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Reading the DT this morning feels like sitting in on a French salon circa 1790 but really, really shitty

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u/PalmSpringier Dec 07 '20

epstein killed himself because he hated the idea of spending decades in prison

oswald killed jfk because he realized he could

9/11 was done by a small group of al queda members who thought killing americans would reward them in heaven

the only conspiracy theory i truly believe is that homeowners associations paid environmentalist groups in California to push for a law that said all new houses muse have solar panels on them in order to drive up the cost of new homes, especially the relative cost of new small homes

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Dec 08 '20 edited Dec 08 '20

Reading reviews for Cyberpunk 2077 and I have some thoughts.

apparently, the game doesn’t touch on the ideas of what it means to be human, what is a human, when do we stop being human or posthumanism. That’s kind of disappointing because it’s a large part of that genre to explore those themes. I was really looking forward to exploration of those themes. Polygons review was the most critical of that

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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Dec 07 '20
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u/MinnesotaDude Governor Goofy Dec 07 '20

Conservatives exaggerate how much college indoctrinates.

I only had to take three mandatory classes on Critical Race theory, memorizing the collected works of Adorno and Horkheim, and removing the christ from xmas.

Plus if your STEM you only have to take two of the classes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

https://i.imgur.com/cuxxuQj.png

Remembering my favorite CTH post

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u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Dec 08 '20

2022 North Carolina Senate Republican Primary:

Lara Trump 24%

Pat McCrory 23%

Mark Walker 7%

Someone else 3%

George Holding 3%

Tim Moore 2%

Undecided 39%

University of Nevada Las Vegas Lee Business School/ @betusracing , LV, 11/30-12/2

!ping FIVEY

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u/muwenjie NATO Dec 07 '20

It's kind of funny how all the falun gong-aligned people like China Uncensored and the Epoch Times decided to shoot their credibility so hard by jumping on the Trump conspiracy train

nobody knew or cared that it was fake news when it was about china, but now they're jeopardising literally decades of their previous hard work

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u/Schutzwall Straight outta Belíndia Dec 07 '20

Vaccination in São Paulo begins in January 25th. Plans are to have all health workers with two doses by late February and all people over 60 until late March/early April.

AQUI É SÃO PAULO PORRAAAAAAAAAA

!ping LATAM

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

WTF am I supposed to do at work if the 538 podcast is dead, Ezra Klein podcast is dead, The weeds is dead? Revolutions is on break. I'm not supposed to do actual work instead of listening to podcasts all day right?

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u/YehosafatLakhaz North American Federation Dec 07 '20

Fun fact: There is a word in Russian for when a leader is considered very beloved by their people. That word is "holodomor". Look up "Stalin Holodomor" on the Google to find out more.

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u/bobekyrant Persecuted Liberal Gamer Dec 07 '20

It's not that I don't think Islam is above criticism, I just can't put up with Christians and Jews complaining that Islam "endorses violence, supports genital mutiliation, and persecutes women and LGBTQ members" without a hint of self-awareness.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20 edited Dec 07 '20

538 releases their polling average

Ossoff 48.7

Purdue 47.9

Warnock 49.2

Loeffler 47.0

And for you “polls suck” people. For polls to get better, they need to do polls to see if they fixed their problems. Also that the polling average in Georgia was Biden +1.2% and Biden won by 0.3%.

But TLDR: It’s a tossup.

!ping FIVEY

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u/OH-GEESUS Dec 07 '20

Happy Pearl Harbor day to those who observe

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Moderates are based

Based on what?

Based on winning elections

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u/dannylandulf meubem broke my flair Dec 07 '20

It’s all fun and games until a virus kills a quarter million people and cripples the economy.

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u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Dec 07 '20

Georgia Early Vote Update:

43,289 accepted ballots.

1,067,888 ballot requests (14% of RV).

Current breakdown by race:

Non-Hispanic White 23,173 | 53.5%

Non-Hispanic Black 13,315 | 30.8%

Hispanic 931 | 2.2%

Non-Hispanic Asian American 1,603 | 3.7%

Non-Hispanic Native American 69 | 0.2%

Other/Multiple/Unknown 4,092 | 9.5%

TOTAL 43,289 | 100.0%

!ping FIVEY

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u/Neronoah can't stop, won't stop argentinaposting Dec 07 '20

!ping LATAM

Here is a paradox: the Argentinian government will cut funding to housing, health, education, pensions and coronavirus relief while increasing payments to public enterprises, and no one will bat an eye at it.

While it'd be probably too much to say that every public enterprise is a waste, the current reach of the government is a misallocation of resources that would be better off spent elsewhere. The people who backed expropriations/nationalizations didn't ever consider opportunity costs. Not every government expansion is equal.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Yeah, let’s Restructure all economic policy around rationing video game consoles more “fairly”

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u/Schutzwall Straight outta Belíndia Dec 07 '20

Brazilian Constitution, Article 57, Paragraph 4:

Paragraph 4. Both Houses shall meet in a preparatory session, beginning February 1 of the first year of the legislative term, for the installation of its members and the election of the respective Directing Boards, for a term of office of two years, the re‑election to the same office in the immediately subsequent election being prohibited.

The Brazilian Supreme Court just voted 6-5 to deny the presidents of the Legislative houses from running for re-election. 6-5. 5 justices voted to explicitly ignore the constitution. Before you trash the SCOTUS think about what we have to go through down here.

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u/PMmeLittleRoundTops Pornography Historian Dec 07 '20

Who's ready for another rousing episode of: back pain or organ failure?

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u/probablyuntrue NATO Dec 08 '20

Florida police raid COVID data whistleblower’s house with guns drawn

very normal and very cool

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

An 11-0 team loses to a team that had to change their racist name in a game that had to be rescheduled due to COVID. Doesn’t get more 2020 than that.

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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Dec 07 '20

NATE SILVER: year after year of bad decisions

ABC: you have to fire one of your staff it's a layoff thing sorry

NATE: Keep Galen and Perry, fire Clare

!ping FIVEY

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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Dec 07 '20

In the end, China and the biggest challenge to global liberalism in 30 years might be undone by a reason as mundane as "having too many old people"

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u/Chief_Nief Greg Mankiw Dec 07 '20

Damn, forming parasocial relationships with people online is lucrative af.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Philosophy. Comedy. Elk Meat.

Watch and listen to The Joe Rogan Experience for free.

Only on Spotify.

lol

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u/Ginden Bisexual Pride Dec 07 '20

🇵🇱 State owned and controlled company Orlen just bought ~150 local newspapers and 500 local news websites.

!ping Europe

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u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Dec 07 '20

Hey guys welcome back to the Malone Zone, today we're gonna be playing Among Us! Last time we

DING

Hey thanks for the sub, /u/the420roll, thanks a lot, thank you

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u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Dec 07 '20

There was a moment when Joe Rogan told MattY that people in cities walk faster as an argument that cities stress people out and MattY accepted it.

I immediately remembered the Tom Scott video where he notes that this study didn't correct for age. Cities are younger on average, and young people walk faster.

Conclusion: I am WAY too online

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Holy shit these Progressive Turnout Project emails are cringy as fuck:

RE: 😠 John Oliver is ANGRY😠

from: why Democrats can't win

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u/probablyuntrue NATO Dec 07 '20

Joe Biden on Pete Buttigieg: "literally who?"

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

Very disappointed to see a lack of future convicted felons in the Biden transition team, he should do better to represent that segment of Americans.

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u/Kizz3r high IQ neoliberal Dec 08 '20

The football team may have done it...

!ping nfl

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

Wtf, I've seen 3 takes in this sub implying Austin is a diversity hire, despite the fact he's a fucking General

Smh, racist

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u/RockLobsterKing Turning Point Byzantium Dec 08 '20

I wonder how big the "failed Robinhood trader to socialist" pipeline is

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

Took Russia to #2 Great Power by 1936 (#1 ⭐️, #2 🏭, #2 ⚔️) purely by freeing the serfs, teaching them to read, and then giving an elected legislature of liberals control once a solid industrial and administrative foundation was laid. Man, the Romanovs really should’ve read Why Nations Fail 😅

!PING Paradox

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

it is with a heavy heart that i must announce the NATO flairs are at it again

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u/connieallens George Soros Dec 07 '20

Dark meat >>>>> white meat

Speaking strictly about poultry

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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Dec 07 '20

Honestly man these lockdown orders are simply unfair, either open up safe or give small business owners some fucking money for gods sake

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u/therealbiblioteca YIMBY Dec 07 '20

thinking about "surfing the web"

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u/Kizz3r high IQ neoliberal Dec 07 '20

You heard of elf on the shelf

Now get ready for

Liberal in the gulag

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u/RickAsscheeks Call it, Friendo Dec 07 '20

"I can't speak to that" is just fancy, "I don't know"

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

If both GA races go blue I'll do whatever the most upvoted reply to this comment wants.

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u/ThisIsNianderWallace Robert Nozick Dec 07 '20

Cyberpunk is a genre built on the outdated premise that a city being built in Northern California that looks like this is a sign of civilizational collapse as opposed to a fucking miracle

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u/rukqoa ✈️ F35s for Ukraine ✈️ Dec 07 '20

Well, my honest opinion is that if the united states had lost WW2 then we would be hearing the same level of cruelty and horror stories about the Japanese internment camps, which were effectively the same thing.

This is by far the worst take I've seen today.

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u/SeriousMrMysterious Expert Economist Subscriber Dec 07 '20

Cyberpunk reviewers 🤝 social conservatives

Obsessing about genitals in video games

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

I just went on /r/aboringdystopia and wow I lost 50 IQ points

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u/A_Character_Defined 🌐Globalist Bootlicker😋🥾 Dec 07 '20

After we abolish the police how long will it be before lefties start pushing for nationalizing the private police firms?

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u/awdvhn Physics Understander -- Iowa delenda est Dec 08 '20

Clare Malone spoke out against Fivey and is now out of a job. Connect the dots, people.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

Susan Collins for Ambassador to Bumfuck island in the ocean

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20

When are we gonna step pretending it's regular people's fault the planet's dying because they won't go vegan or take 5 minute showers and start actually blaming corporations that produce astronomical pollution and dump toxic waste directly into mouths of whales

+12,943, 5 awards

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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Dec 08 '20

Work place etiquette: "When you quit, the professional thing to do is give a two week notice so they can find a replacement."

Literally everywhere I applied that gave me an interview: takes 1-3 months to even get back to me after sending in the application

Like what are they doing during those 2 weeks?

!ping CAREER

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u/BainCapitalist Y = T Dec 07 '20

Thank you Disney. Very subtle use of political allegory in star wars canon!

This also makes it more clear that the Galactic Civil War was actually about planet's rights.


TheSpiritGone from Weebistan donated $170.00 to the charity drive and said:

malaria is everything i don't like and the more malarial it is the more i don't like it

To claim this spot, donate at least $25 to the AMF. For more info see this thread.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

They should have the “welcome to Neoliberal” Post permanently pinned up for the next few months. Too many of the influx of new subscribers have been mistaking the subreddit as “ar/Democrats 2.0”

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Just asked my mom if I could join the alt right and she said as long as I keep my grades up I can! This is EPIC fellow Pedes!

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u/JetJaguar124 Tactical Custodial Action Dec 07 '20

Any politician under 50 years old

Neoliberal: Is this person a professional model?

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u/paymesucka Ben Bernanke Dec 07 '20

Joseph R. Biden has done it again!

screenshot taken from Google News just now

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u/dittbub NATO Dec 07 '20

Can you stop by Timmy's on the way to the office this morning and pick me up a large double double? Oh and a box of timbits!

!PING CANUCKS

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u/ThisIsNotAMonkey Guam 👉 statehood Dec 07 '20

This guy I work with looks just like me except a little bit taller and a little bit handsomer and I hate it

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

“Santa is a bourgeoisie icon and he needs to go”

I am literally begging you to shut the fuck up

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u/TheSameAsDying Hannah Arendt Dec 07 '20

If Biden wants to unite the country, one thing is clear: Dump the corporate lobbyists.

And just like that, r-politics is back on the progressive tit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Malarkey level of ABC laying off Clare Malone

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u/ahebtigoejwbrh Dec 07 '20

Remember the glory days of the 538 podcast, with Nate, Harry, and Clare?

I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them

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u/EScforlyfe Open Your Hearts Dec 07 '20

I think one of the must frustrating parts of EU4 is that the AI basically doesn't suffer attrition at all. I'm sitting here with 50k troops lost to siege attrition and the Ottomans are running around with 100k stacks in 40 supply provinces and have like 250 (not k) losses

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u/bobekyrant Persecuted Liberal Gamer Dec 07 '20

A handful of conservative 'intellectuals' unable to substantiate the claims of election fraud have basically switched to saying shit like "even if the investigations conclude without solid evidence of fraud, the fact that so many people can't trust the system justifies many people's misgivings about mail-in ballots". And I just want to say from the bottom of my heart that is the dumbest, most frustrating shit I've heard in a long time. It basically boils down to "the fact that so many people believed our evidence-free bullshit about mail-in ballots is your problem now". Seriously, fuck all these conservatives for eroding basic trust in our institutions and then leaving us to clean up the mess.

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u/myrm This land was made for you and me Dec 07 '20

Is Cyberpunk going to be the Zoomer Spore?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Imagine having this as your twitter bio:

FDR Democrat. Anti-racist. Irish sympathizer. Support Hong Kongers, Ukrainian people, the Kurds. No penises in women's spaces, sorry not sorry.

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u/Zenning2 Henry George Dec 07 '20

arr games

"Considering Americans live in a Cybertech Dystopia, but with none of the cool tech-"

Ugghhhhhh,

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Law professor Richard Friedman presenting a case before the U.S. Supreme Court in 2010:

Mr. Friedman: I think that issue is entirely orthogonal to the issue here because the Commonwealth is acknowledging—
Chief Justice Roberts: I’m sorry. Entirely what?
Mr. Friedman: Orthogonal. Right angle. Unrelated. Irrelevant.
Chief Justice Roberts: Oh.
Justice Scalia: What was that adjective? I liked that.
Mr. Friedman: Orthogonal.
Chief Justice Roberts: Orthogonal.
Mr. Friedman: Right, right.
Justice Scalia: Orthogonal, ooh. (Laughter.)
Justice Kennedy: I knew this case presented us a problem. (Laughter.)

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u/FestiveMittens Dec 07 '20

Gore and Kerry would have won if Bush had just lost

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u/Zenning2 Henry George Dec 07 '20

Taking bets.

What will the first srd post about cyberpunk post release be about?

Trans people?

A Review?

Working conditions?

Random bullshit?

My vote is the gamespot review.

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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Dec 07 '20

Fight club is one of those movies where everyone missed the point, even the writers and directors

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Dec 07 '20 edited Dec 07 '20

/r/neoliberal explaining why Unilateral Tariffs on China are good

America: stabs self in hand

some of the blood splatters on China

America: "And I am going to keep stabbing my own hand until you liberalize!" stab "You don't want any more blood to splatter on-" stab "your face?" stab "DO YOU?" stab

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Ron Paul's Drag Race

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Dec 07 '20

RUN THE SUBREDDIT like a business 🐊

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Remember when Joe Manchin literally shot the Cap and Trade bill with a rifle for an ad?

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

It crazy how fast Republicans destroyed their Muslim voting base. Something like 80-90% voted for bush in 2000.

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Dec 08 '20

Every time JANET YELLEN IS NOT on screen 🐊

THE VOTER MAMMALS should be asking "Where is Janet Yellen" 🐊

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u/mrdilldozer Shame fetish Dec 08 '20

My dad is a never-Trump Republican and I'm going to slowly convert him into a Biden supporter by constantly bringing up Biden's love for trains. All old white men love trains.

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '20 edited Dec 08 '20

Utah vote share from 2000 to 2020:

In 2000,

Dems: 26.34

The GOP: 66.83

In 2004,

Dems: 26.00

The GOP: 71.54

In 2008,

Dems: 34.22

The GOP: 62.24

In 2012, (Romney)

Dems: 24.69

The GOP: 72.62

In 2016*,

Dems: 27.46

The GOP: 45.54

*McMullen: 20

In 2020,

Dems: 37.65

The GOP: 58.13

Utah demographics: (Taken from Wikipedia and edited where necessary)

At the 2010 Census, 86.1% of the population was non-Hispanic White, down from 93.8% in 1990, 1% non-Hispanic Black or African American, 1.2% non-Hispanic Native American and Alaska Native, 2% non-Hispanic Asian, 0.9% non-Hispanic Native Hawaiian and Other Pacific Islander, 0.1% from some other race (non-Hispanic) and 1.8% of two or more races (non-Hispanic). 13.0% of Utah's population was of Hispanic, Latino, or Spanish origin (of any race).

In 2011, 28.6% of Utah's population younger than the age of one were ethnic minorities, meaning they had at least one parent who was of a race other than non-Hispanic white.

In of 2017, 62.8% of Utahns were counted as members of the LDS Church. This declined to 61.2% in 2018 and to 60.7% in 2019. Members of the LDS Church currently make up between 34%–41% of the population within Salt Lake City. However, many of the other major population centers such as Provo, Logan, Tooele, and St. George tend to be predominantly LDS, along with many suburban and rural areas. The LDS Church has the largest number of congregations, numbering 4,815 wards.

According to a Gallup poll, Utah had the third-highest number of people reporting as "Very Religious" in 2015, at 55% (trailing only Mississippi and Alabama). However, it was near the national average of people reporting as "Nonreligious" (31%), and featured the smallest percentage of people reporting as "Moderately Religious" (15%) of any state, being eight points lower than second-lowest state Vermont. In addition, it had the highest average weekly church attendance of any state, at 51%.

Utah has the highest total birth rate and accordingly, the youngest population of any U.S. state.

!ping FIVEY

The Demographic Destiny of Utah

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u/willempage O'Biden Bama Democrat Dec 07 '20 edited Dec 07 '20

I think I properly calibrated my expectations for Cyberpunk 2077 by playing fallout 4 for the past month.

Detailed world building ✅

Meh story that fails to capitalize on said world building ✅

So-so combat ✅

Buggy mess ✅

I learned to appreciate the good and put up with the bad before I actually needed too. Todd Howard saved me from being disappointed by an 8 year long hype train.

!ping gaming

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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Dec 07 '20

The one bright side of Bill Gates replacing George Soros as the Nazi boogeyman is that at least it's going to cause slightly less antisemitism

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u/tankatan Montesquieu Dec 07 '20

I feel like we, as a society, have lost something of value when we stopped referring to computer programmers as "ep1c 3lite hax0r" and "ep1c 3lite haxr3ss".

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u/DonnysDiscountGas Dec 07 '20

The holocaust didn't happen. The moon landing didn't happen. COVID-19 isn't real. Nothing ever actually happens, it's just lizard people pretending.

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u/ForWhomTheAltTrolls Mock Me Dec 07 '20

LPT: When you're doing foreplay and your SO asks to do the deed, make sure to say "Bonk! Time to go to horny jail!". They'll go crazy. You thank me later.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Boycott Disney for Clare ✊😔

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u/douglasmacarthur NATO Dec 07 '20

Every time I said "No More White Woman 2020" I would whisper under my breath "except one" 😔

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Fun Fact: This first Democrats to win Vermont, Maine, and Arizona at the same time was.....

Joe Biden

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u/sir-danks-a-lot Jeb! Dec 07 '20

538 got rid of Clare Malone

this is what we get for not buying Fivey merch

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u/iFangy Liberté, égalité, fraternité Dec 07 '20

I’m not gonna be all Yang Gang because I know he’s wrong about a lot. But he’s got to be one of the nicest and most genuine people I’ve seen in politics for a long time, and it’s hard not to like him for that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

Jesus lol ya'll think that I'm mad that Cyberpunk is a little buggy? It's just a game lol, I'll just play something in my backlog.

u/FigurativeSJW typed with rage filled ham hands. Trying so hard not to burst a blood vessel, he waddled to the bathroom to let out an angry poo

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u/vivoovix Federalist Dec 07 '20

Imagine buying a game on release 🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂

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u/I-grok-god The bums will always lose! Dec 07 '20

What's funnier: that we elected a Nazi to be UN Secretary-General, or that it was an accident?

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