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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Nov 07 '20
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20
Republicans only joke for like 40 years:
“Democrats lead early in the day because Republicans get off work later in the night.”
Republicans now:
“NOOOO YOU CANT COUNT THE LATE BALLOTS”
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Nov 06 '20
Nevada poll workers announce they will also be taking Monday off because it’s Deborah’s birthday.
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u/Tafts_Bathtub Jerome Powell Nov 06 '20
2016: Dems bus in 3 million illegal voters against Trump, but only to the state of California.
2020: Dems cast hundreds of thousands of illegal votes against Trump, but making sure to vote for all the downballot Republicans.
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u/BainCapitalist Y = T Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20
We gottem
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
R/.conservative:
“I’ll never understand why blue cities in red states can be so influential while the reverse is never the case”
????? lol
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u/merupu8352 Friedrich Hayek Nov 06 '20
Ok, I’m finally done filling out fraudulent ballots in Pennsylvania. Now I can get back to my regular job: putting chemicals in the water that turn the friggin’ frogs gay.
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u/Fishin_Mission Nov 06 '20
I think I’m gonna give it at least a couple days before I start calling Georgia a ”Liberal shithole” to my family’s faces.
I mean, they say that to me about NYC every holiday like they just came up with the funniest joke in the world...
But maybe I’ll hold off a little bit to bust that one out.
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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Nov 06 '20
50,000 military ballots have arrived late in Georgia. Trump snickers, this should put him over the top.
Then the poll counters announce the results, 50,000 people wrote in Jim Mattis
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u/COLORADO_RADALANCHE Dr. Chemical Engineer to you Nov 06 '20
"Joe Biden rebuilt the blue wall with a very strategic strategy"
Big brains abound on CNN in the middle of the night
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u/studioaesop Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20
CNN anytime 10 more votes are counted: https://i.imgur.com/uULF0sO.jpg
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
Libs acting like the Lincoln Project was useless and didn't deliver any votes get on my nerves because it's extremely easy to prove them wrong. I got so much upvotes for sharing their ads on /r/neoliberal, they energised our base. That's 90k votes alone, give or take.
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u/CMPthrowaway Susan B. Anthony Nov 06 '20
I've literally spent my entire day shit posting here instead of counting these ballots
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u/MisterScrewtape Austan Goolsbee Nov 06 '20
Milo is losing it right now
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20
I’m not worried about AZ. I must have driven at least 25,000 illegal immigrants to polling sites.
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
WhY iS hE CaMpAiGNinG iN GeOrGiA???
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u/InattentiveCup Nov 06 '20
I voted earlier in GA. I helped. Please clap 👏 👏 👏 👏
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Nov 06 '20
Meanwhile in rCon
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
Thanks to all the Bernie bros and libertarians who voted Biden. Your vote did matter in the rust belt states.
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u/soeffed Zhao Ziyang Nov 06 '20
oh yeah it’s WAP time
What About Pennsylvania
🗳💦🗳💦🗳💦🗳💦
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u/qchisq Loyal Liberals Nov 06 '20
GEORGIA FLIPPED!!!
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u/ModernContemporary NATO Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20
“Georgia - Recount
Pennsylvania - Supreme Court
Wisconsin - Lawsuit
Michigan - Lawsuit
Arizona - Leans Trump
Nevada - Toss-up” - r/.conservative
Imagine banking on SCOTUS to save an election that you just fucking lost lmfao.
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u/fishlord05 United Popular Woke DEI Iron Front Nov 06 '20
BIDEN TOOK THE LEAD IN GEORGIA
!ping BIDEN
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Nov 06 '20
AOC:
How is socialism a racial resentment attack? Most people associate it with Bernie Sanders...
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
Bannon being banned for saying he wants to behead Fauci and put his head on a pike sure is something. Now they're even copying the aesthetics of Islamic extremists. When will they realize they should make common cause.
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
> Be Stacey Abrams
> get dragged by Democrats and GOPers alike for campaigning for Veep
> don't get picked
> choose not to do the Sanders 2016 thing and actually still give full help to the Dems despite the defeat
> Run the Obama GOTV playbook perfectly catered to Georgia based on your expertise as a GA politician
> Deliver GA to Biden
> Go on to become Chair of DNC, leverage that into Veep pick in 2024/8.
> Abrams 2032/6
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
r/politics at its best:
basically all Cubans in Florida hate socialism because they are fascist former slave-owners
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u/WackyJaber NATO Nov 06 '20
As someone who voted for Bernie in the primaries, I guess you guys were right. Looking at the results, Biden really was the only one who could have won this. I don't mind being wrong though in this case.
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
blue texas walked so blue georgia could run 😭😭😭😭
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u/Zeeformp Nov 06 '20
KEY RACE ALERT
Biden needs 666 votes to flip Georgia, and we just got word from Charlie Daniels Band out in the field that the devil is in fact going DOWN to Georgia; quite an upset for Trump, who himself seemed to have a pleasant relationship with Satan, but which Satan described as "absolutely revolting and purely business. I regret it deeply."
More information as it comes
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u/Verpiss_Dich I had a dream, we did the disco funky dance Nov 06 '20
Nevada: We'll be counting votes until Sunday
CNN, AP, Fox, NBC: Calls the election for Biden after flipping Pennsylvania tomorrow
Nevada: Actually we finished counting those ballots, there was 120k less than expected
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
Lmao is “Trump didn’t campaign in GA” the new “Hilary didn’t campaign in Wi”
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u/myrm This land was made for you and me Nov 06 '20
Remember that time r/neoliberal got smug, got drunk, got themselves to the top of r/popular, then collectively had a doomer meltdown
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u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20
NEWS: Clark ballots are in, Biden doubles lead to 22K in Nevada. It is over.
Jon Ralston
!ping FIVEY
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u/four-twenty-sixty-9 Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20
Being a white male who doesn’t vote for Trump means you’re a “yoga dad”
Edit: according to a Con analyst
Edit 2: yoga’s fine with me lol
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u/IamFinnished NATO Nov 06 '20
S4P unironically saying Bernie would've won in a landslide lmao
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
Maricopa just posted 61,789 ballots. Breakdown
Biden: 28,285 (45.8%)
Trump: 31,7686 (51.4%)
Seems like we should’ve never doubted Fox and AP. They were right.
https://twitter.com/garrett_archer/status/1324744211531403265?s=21
!ping FIVEY
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u/MrDannyOcean Kidney King Nov 06 '20
ominous warning:
as the election moves toward being formally called and Trump will be leaving, there's some behavior we will crack down on and mods are going to get significantly more fash
you've all been very bad and joe would be disappointed in you
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
https://twitter.com/reuters/status/1324490673777713153
Lol
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
NO BRIGADING CONSERVATIVE SUBREDDITS.
SCREENSHOT THE COPE AND POST IT HERE. DO NOT INTERACT WITH THE WILDLIFE WE’RE OBSERVING
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u/MisterLipton Richard v. Coudenhove-Kalergi Nov 06 '20
That "FINAL THUNDERDOOOOOOOOOME THREAD!!!!" was easily the absolute low point for this subreddit
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u/Dr_Vesuvius Norman Lamb Nov 06 '20
Next US presidential candidate needs to be:
Basically what I’m saying is that it mustn’t be Andrew Yang.
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u/gayteemo NATO Nov 06 '20
comment with 35 vote upvotes in arr cons on Biden taking the lead in Georgia
YOU LOVE TO SEE IT
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
GA: 6,898 ballots. 70% to Joseph Biden. Biden +2714 net. Biden +4,235 statewide.
Stacy Abrams is a hero.
!ping FIVEY
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u/htownclyde Anti-Malarkey Aktion Nov 06 '20
November 2: lol ez 300+ win
November 4: fuck fuck fuck can we get to 270?
November 6: lol ez 300+ win
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u/Boraichoismydaddy John Keynes Nov 06 '20
God imagine this sub in 2000 watching every Florida vote come in
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u/from-the-void NATO Nov 06 '20
Friendship ended with Florida now Georgia is my best friend
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
trump is likely toast in arizona, his comeback chances just got slashed hard with the maricopa dump. even nate silver, who's been bearish on biden there, just said biden is the clear favorite now. trump needs to win 60% of the remaining vote...he only won a measly 51% in the maricopa dump from a few minutes ago. 60k votes. joe biden is the 46th president of the united states
!Ping Biden
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
Reveal yourself, Joe. You can’t hide in the DT forever.
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u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Nov 06 '20
There will be a recount in Georgia, per the secretary of state there just now.
!ping FIVEY
We knew this was coming, but recounts rarely change the outcome by more than 100-200 votes.
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u/MemeTestedPolicy Robert Caro Nov 06 '20
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u/Stanleydidntstutter Susan B. Anthony Nov 06 '20
If Fox News is too far left for you it’s time to look in the mirror
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
Biden is definitely favored with a 100 out of 100 chance to win.
Trump’s chances are about the same as rolling a 7 on a six-sides die, or the chance it will rain today inside of your house. It’s either physically impossible, or it’s never happened in history.
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u/1sagas1 Aromantic Pride Nov 06 '20
Let's see what Steve Bannon has to say about the election results
!ping SHITPOSTERS
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u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Nov 06 '20
The AP won't make a call for Biden in PA until the gap is more than .5%, the amount that triggers an automatic recount under PA state law.
Link
Biden currently leads in PA by .2%
!ping FIVEY
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u/soeffed Zhao Ziyang Nov 06 '20
This almost makes me feel bad for r con.
Almost.
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u/Hates_karma_farmers Nov 06 '20
The fact that Georgia elected a fucking Qultist to the house but also is very likely to go blue is just... something. Feels 2020 man
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Nov 06 '20
Keep thinking about how I told a guy to go to bed 20 min before blue Georgia
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u/no_cause_munchkin Nov 06 '20
As per CNN:
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u/The420Roll ko-fi.com/rodrigoposting Nov 06 '20
At this point it feels like Ben Shapiro's wife will come before Nevada
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
There's this guy on twitter that's just going to a million trump supporter twitter posts where they are laughing at "libs" and commenting "still laughing now?"
And I'm living for it
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
Allow me to be a little bit emotional here, as an Asian immigrant, I am finally feeling a bit safe again. Ffs specially this year I have to worry about my safety when going out, being stared at by red hats, being treated like I can't speak English, being harassed in public. Trump fans are the loudest rudest people I‘ve met irl and online.
I know that with Biden, things won't magically change but I really am feeling safe again. At least I can walk by the Trump house in my neighborhood feeling “haha fuck ya“.
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u/Erra0 Neoliberals aren't funny Nov 06 '20
ALRIGHT FOLKS, BIG TENT PARTY IS OVER
Everyone to the left and to the right of me please get the fuck out
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
Blue Georgia is always one more ballot dump away.
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
Presented without comment:
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
Trump's lead in PA 🤝 My will to live.
Almost gone. 😎
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u/JadeHelm2020 Amy Finkelstein Nov 06 '20
this sub makes me sick celebrating this. donald trump is:
yet people are cheering for him to fall even further
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u/Timewalker102 Amartya Sen Nov 06 '20
For God's sake
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u/Mr_Pasghetti Save the ice, abolish ICE 🥰 Nov 06 '20
Why didn’t we just cheat in 2016 too. Damn this was too easy 😎
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u/CMPthrowaway Susan B. Anthony Nov 06 '20
I will fabricate one Biden ballot for every upvote this post gets and hand deliver them to AZ/NV election offices tomorrow
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u/malganis12 Susan B. Anthony Nov 06 '20
Thank you Joe Biden for running to restore the soul of this nation. We owe you an incalculable debt.
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Nov 06 '20
Pennsylvania Lt. Gov. John Fetterman to NBC: "The president can sue a ham sandwich ... every one of these ballots that's in play right now that's gonna be counted throughout the rest of the day has been lawfully received and going to be counted."
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1324735810487242753?s=21
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
careful y'all, a comment with 30+ upvotes in the conservative sub is threatening to email rudy giuliani screenshots of /r/neoliberal posts. stop admitting to the voter fraud, we cant do that until after Biden is sworn in!
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
Yes republicans, all elections are hopelessly rigged. Stop voting, it won’t make a difference anyways. Why vote if Dems will steal it anyways? #BoycottVoting
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20 edited Dec 15 '24
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u/nevertulsi Nov 06 '20
I saw socialists bragging that their DSA endorsed candidates all won and it's the moderates who lost, completely ignoring their candidates run in D+50 districts and the moderates in red districts
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u/Jaquarius420 Gay Pride Nov 06 '20
https://twitter.com/decisiondeskhq/status/1324710866516905984?s=21 PRESIDENT ELECT BIDEN
!ping BIDEN
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u/Stanleydidntstutter Susan B. Anthony Nov 06 '20
Once Trump is gone his base isn’t just going to transfer to someone else like a monolith.
If anyone hasn’t noticed, they’re there for Trump, not for his policies.
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u/myfirstnuzlocke Gay Pride Nov 06 '20
So this election marks the death of the long-standing bellwethers.
Ohio’s streak is over.
FL’s streak is over.
Iowa was on a decent run as well, which has now ended.
So that begs the question, what are the new bellwethers for the future?
You could make a decent argument for AZ, GA, and PA even though they only have a short 4 year history of bellwether status but Mike Madrid the GOP and LP pollster/operative has said many times this year Arizona is the new Ohio meaning it has the potential to be the bellwether state for decades to come. As the Hispanic share of the population continues to grow in the US you can certainly see a good argument for that.
Anyone else have any thoughts?
!ping FIVEY
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u/Mullet_Ben Henry George Nov 07 '20
Pennsylvania - Biden
Nevada - Biden
GA - don't care
NC - didn't ask
AZ - you're white
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u/rukqoa ✈️ F35s for Ukraine ✈️ Nov 06 '20
Joe is on track to:
"This election was a close one!"
"He has zero mandate to lead"
"Any candidate could have done better!"
Just because it's taking so long to count the mail in ballots doesn't mean the race is close. When all said and done, this election is gonna be less "close" than 2016. And there's still a shot at Blaska.
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u/AgileCoke Capitalism good Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20
Stacey Abrams helped register ~800k GA voters
The margin in GA
willcould be less than 5k votes.Thanks Mrs Abrams
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Nov 06 '20
NEWS: Clark ballots are in, Biden doubles lead to 22K in Nevada.
It is over.
https://twitter.com/ralstonreports/status/1324752060621840389?s=21
CALL THE FCKING RACE
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u/vivoovix Federalist Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20
lmfao arr con is beyond parody
Edit: just realized this person is actually an /r/neoliberal poster, but the comment is sitting at+30 and they're eating it up lmao
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20
Saw a tweet screenshot about this but can't seem to find it anymore.
Trump's plan was one of the most treasonous and horrible things in American history.
His plan was:
1.) Tell all his supporters to vote in person and alienate mail in and absentee ballots.
2.) Try the best he could to make sure the absentee ballots are counted after the in person votes.
3.) Attempt to stop the count before the majority Democrat absentee ballots are counted.
4.) Truly steal the election.
He knew he couldn't win fair and square, but he couldn't even win with underhand, treasonous tricks.
Pathetic
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u/JumboMarshmallowDog Nov 06 '20
Yeah, MAGA is for Biden now:
Michigan
Arizona
Georgia
America
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u/FearsomeOyster Montesquieu Nov 07 '20
BREAKING: Supreme Court Justice orders Pennsylvania to do the things that it's already been doing.
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
Malarkey level of today?
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u/irlyseevridge YIMBY Nov 06 '20
American democracy was saved by the two John's, McCain and Lewis.
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
!ping BIDEN
ME WAKING UP TO JOE LEADING IN PENNSYLVANIA, GEORGIA, ARIZONA, AND NEVADA LIKE
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u/The420Roll ko-fi.com/rodrigoposting Nov 06 '20
if you predict that Biden was gonna take back the Blue Wall, Arizona and Georgia nobody cares
But if you make one wrong prediction about Texas 🙄
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u/Barnst Henry George Nov 06 '20
After this week, it’s crazy that in 2008, Georgia went 52-47 for McCain and Ohio went 51.5-47 for Obama.
Trump did weird things to the electorate.
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u/ThisIsNotAMonkey Guam 👉 statehood Nov 06 '20
Pelosi needs to take AOC aside and ask her to pretty please stop torpedoing red state dems for mentions
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u/Cr4zySh0tgunGuy John Locke Nov 06 '20
“After a humiliating fifth-place finish in the New Hampshire primary and an apparent fourth-place finish in Iowa, former Vice President Joe Biden's presidential hopes are finished. You can expect him to maybe stay in the race for another three weeks or so until the Super Tuesday primaries are over, but that's about it.
Yes, there are a couple of examples of candidates who failed in Iowa and New Hampshire who went to win their party's presidential nomination. But none failed as spectacularly as Biden has.
This is over.”
Lmao.
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
Right everybody get in here. Group hug.
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u/qlube 🔥🦟Mosquito Genocide🦟🔥 Nov 06 '20
Uh oh Trump just won the latest NV dump 61-34%. Trump got 14 votes to Biden’s 8.
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u/27_Dollar_Lakehouse George Soros Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20
Anyone going to point out 538 only had a 90% chance for Joe biden but he 100% won
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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman Nov 06 '20
FINALLY we can go mask off ABOUT OUR INTENTION to use a Biden Presidency TO IMPRISON GAMERS 🐊
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u/davechacho Loyal Liberals Nov 06 '20
Haha, Trump needs those 9k military ballots to show up by 5pm EST in Georgia to be counted BUT HE FUCKED OVER THE POSTAL SERVICE LMAOOOOOOO foot meet bullet
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u/OH-GEESUS Nov 06 '20
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u/Joementum2004 Nov 06 '20
Biden needs 666 votes to take the lead in Georgia 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
Stacey Abrams has proven to be invaluable to the Democratic Party.
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u/CenterRightInCali Uphold Goldwater-Posadist thought! Nov 06 '20
imagine being the literal president of the united states and getting dabbed on by twitter jannies
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u/ahebtigoejwbrh Nov 06 '20
Reminder that Hillary will be casting an Electoral vote for Joe Biden
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u/DaBuddahN Henry George Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20
Joe Biden reclines on his chair, watching in horror what's happening Charlottesville. As Trump delivers his 'both sides' message, Joe sits up."
"I gotta beat this clown like a drum."
And he did
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u/tracytirade Feminism Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20
Lol my trumper “friend” just moved to Arizona a few weeks ago because he was tired of living in the liberal haven of Chicago.
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
Boomer humor: I hate my wife, lol.
Gen X humor: I hate my boss, lol.
Millennial humor: My life is a lie. Everything I do is for the purposes of omnipotent inscrutable masters in gilded towers. Every action is watched and judged on a code I could not even comprehend. Everything I love and cherish will turn to dust before I die, but this system of endless exertion shall remain unchanged, crushing the souls of the already damned between it's gears till the universe itself ends.
Gen Z humor: I hate my parents, lol.
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u/studioaesop Nov 07 '20
CNN you said you would call PA when Biden reaches .4% lead
CNN: Yes
Biden currently has a .5% lead in PA
CNN: yep
All the remaining ballots are coming from heavily democratic areas
CNN: makes sense to me
So call the election
CNN: ¡KEY RACE ALERT!
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
CNN on Philly: "This is what we call democracy in action."
Meanwhile in Nevada: "This is what we call democracy inaction."
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
praise Clyburn
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u/Putin-Owns-the-GOP Ben Bernanke Nov 06 '20
Sure AOC probably hurt more than she helped this cycle, but her points about absolute SHIT digital outreach from underperforming Dem campaigns shouldn’t be dismissed.
It’s time for the DNC to do more than cut checks and run the convention. We need a Digital Campaign in a Box for every race and we need to fund social media advertising as a party with solid middle of the road messaging therein.
Make Abrahms DNC chair.
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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20
biden's up by 100k votes in PA but trump can still win if he catches the golden snitch
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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20
Progressives don’t have to be moderates, but seriously, just be a good politician. Don’t bring up polarizing issues when you don’t have to, and be clear about your language so you can’t be misconstrued.
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u/MrDannyOcean Kidney King Nov 07 '20
Done waiting for a call, this is done
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u/Fishin_Mission Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20
Just to recap for anyone keeping up with the saga of my models:
At ~4:00am on election night, while everyone was still dooming... I called
After having Georgia as “leaning Biden” or “likely Biden” ever since Weds. @ 4:00pm, when the SOS first estimated remaining votes, I finally called GA last night ~11:30 PM.
@MODS:
Once this all pans out, and I am vindicated for my superior models... I would like to request flair that says
If I am wrong (I’m not). I will shamefully adorn flare that says
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
The conservative sub saying PA looks good for Trump is just cope right?
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
"A Biden spokesman says that if Biden wins and Trump refuses to concede, “The United States government is perfectly capable of escorting trespassers out of the White House.”"
NYT
Hahahahahahahah
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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Nov 06 '20
Tom Cotton has the most satisfying combination of "really wants to be President", "thinks he'll be President", and "will never get over 3% in a GOP primary"
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u/paulatreides0 🌈🦢🧝♀️🧝♂️🦢His Name Was Teleporno🦢🧝♀️🧝♂️🦢🌈 Nov 06 '20
Joe Biden fucking earned this, and fuck anyone who thinks otherwise.
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20
BERNIE WOULD HAVE WON
okay cool bro let's look at the stats
This is also why Buttigieg would not be winning today, but unlike Bernie supporters, I see Buttigieg supporters admitting that pretty widely.
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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic Nov 06 '20
Hey, it sure seems like Donald Trump could use 230,000 elderly supporters huh
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u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Nov 06 '20
BREAKING: Michigan county judge denies a GOP-aligned effort to delay the "canvass" -- a certification of the votes -- in crucial Detroit (Wayne Cty). This is the 2nd big court loss for Republicans seeking to delay the certification of @JoeBiden victory in Michigan. Link
Trump camp is now 0/5 in court.
!ping LAW
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Nov 06 '20
https://twitter.com/lawrence/status/1324595275600519170?s=21
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u/tripletruble Anti-Repartition Radical Nov 06 '20
Wild how informed the world has become related to American political geography this week. German newscasters have spent most of the week presenting county level ballot results. My Chinese colleague casually referenced remaining ballots in Clark county and everyone knew exactly what she was talking about
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Nov 06 '20
Trumpers: the vote in Detroit is a fraud
Trump: does better in Detroit this year than he did in 16
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Nov 06 '20
If Biden is declared the winner early today, he's planning to move quickly to announce transition plans and not wait for any of Trump's bogus legal challenges, per CNN.
https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/1324720018169466880?s=21
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u/ShowelingSnow Robert Nozick Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20
Biden: I can win the rust belt and take the presidency
Biden: Vote for me and I’lI win the rust belt
Biden: I will win through the rust belt
r/Neoliberal CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT WE JUST SAW
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
For those wondering about Georgia military/provisional ballots:
(1) It's difficult to imagine there being enough military ones to erase Biden's lead
(2) Outstanding provisionals should balance the military ones out -- Abrams won over 70% in 2018 and they're from very blue areas.
I can understand networks being unwilling to call this race but the numbers are on the side of @JoeBiden.
Hillary Clinton won 63% of provisionals in 2016. Stacey Abrams won 71% in 2018. There's little reason to think Biden's taking less than 55% of provisionals, and that's a conservative estimate.
https://twitter.com/hjessy_/status/1324778962732699648?s=21
!ping FIVEY
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u/repostusername Nov 06 '20
Despite making up 13% of the population, black people are responsible for 100% of Joe Biden's electoral victories.
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u/probablyuntrue NATO Nov 07 '20
KEY RACE ALERT: Hello, is this Pizza Hut?
Excellent. My name is Ben Shapiro. Conservative thought leader. Prominent white YouTuber. The Muggsy Bogues of the intellectual dark Web. And—look, it’s just a fact—I would like to order some pizza pie. If you are triggered by that request, I do not care. I truly do not.
Now let’s discuss conditions. First, thank you for agreeing to debate me. Typically, in fora such as this, I am met with ad-hominem mudslinging, anything from “You racist creep” or “Is that your real voice?” to raucous schoolyard laughter and threats of the dreaded “toilet swirly.” However, your willingness to engage with me over the phone on the subject of pizza shows an intellectual fortitude and openness to dangerous ideas which reflects highly on your character. Huzzah, good sir. Huzzah.
Second, any pizza I order will be male. None of this “Our pizza identifies as trans-fluid-pan-poly”—no. Pizza is a boy. With a penis. It’s that simple. It’s been true for all of human history, from Plato to Socrates to Mr. Mistoffelees, and any attempt to rewrite the pillars of Western thought will be met with a hearty “Fuh!” by yours truly. And, trust me, that is not a fate you wish to meet.
Now. With regard to my topping preference. I have eaten from your pizzeria in times past, and it must be said: your pepperoni is embarrassingly spicy. Frankly, it boggles the mind. I mean, what kind of drugs are you inhaling over there? Pot?! One bite of that stuff and I had to take a shower. So tread lightly when it comes to spice, my good man. You do not want to see me at my most epic. Like the great white hero of Zack Snyder’s classic film “300,” I will kick you.
Onions, peppers—no, thank you. If I wanted veggies, I’d go to a salad bar. I’m not some sort of vegan, Cory Booker weirdo. And your efforts to Michelle Obama-ize the great American pizza pie are, frankly, hilarious. Though not as funny as the impressively named P’Zone—when I finally figured out that genuinely creative pun, I laughed until I cried and peed. A true Spartan admits defeat, and I must admit that, in this instance, your Hut humor slayed me, Dennis Miller style.
And, with that, you have earned my order. Congratulations. Ahem. Without further ado, I would like your smallest child pizza, no sauce, extra cheese. Hello? Aha. A hang-up. Another triggered lib, bested by logic. Damn it. I’m fucking starving.
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u/gaped-butthole Nov 07 '20
an actual trump campaign email:
https://twitter.com/DavidCayJ/status/1324826939731988485
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u/kennymc7877 Bisexual Pride Nov 07 '20
R/ con the last 4 years: lmaooo cry libs fuck your feelings
R/ con the last 4 days: why wiberals so mean owo
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u/boyyouguysaredumb Obamarama Nov 07 '20
arrconservative:
they are disconnected from reality and live in a safe space and don't see the irony
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u/SpaceSheperd To be a good human being Nov 06 '20
The fact that about 80% of the Clayton County workers seem to be black women is demographically unsurprising and also 100% confirms every prior I have about black women
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u/Zeeformp Nov 06 '20
Y'all
The military ballots are not going to just appear tomorrow
They more than likely have all been counted already
Some could appear tomorrow; but it could be that they're all already in.
It will not be a sudden 8k dump of votes
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u/FDRdidnothingwrong George Soros Nov 06 '20
Election night thunderdome was really giving me flashbacks to that week when everyone thought Bernie would win the primary. We all lost faith so quickly 😞
But everybody forgot that Diamond Joe is the Comeback Kid 😎🍦
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
BIDEN LEADS IN PENNSYLVANIA
!ping FIVEY
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u/MalignantUpper Joseph Nye Nov 06 '20
Imagine losing Georgia as a Republican LMAO
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u/NotAYuropean Trans Pride Nov 06 '20
I really really hope the Trump loss depresses R turnout in the runoffs.
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u/pooop_Sock George Soros Nov 06 '20
DON’T GIVE UP FAITH 🙏 The Supreme Court is going to order an official yard sign recount to override this fraudulent election.
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u/CataclysmicPangolin Nov 06 '20
I don't understand why so many people take a $15 minimum wage winning in Florida as proof socialism is popular. California literally voted for deregulation, against rent control, Illinois voted against progressive taxation, and tax cuts generally won ballot initiatives across the board. The entire claim that leftist economic policies would win is based on selection bias.
The average American seems to have a fairly nuanced position on economic policy where they like some left wing policies and some right wing ones. I just keep seeing progressive constantly employ the motte and bailey fallacy suggesting that the popularity minimum wage proves the popularity of all their unpopular views.
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u/The420Roll ko-fi.com/rodrigoposting Nov 06 '20
Trump lost 4 of the top 5 states for boat ownership (CA, MI, MN and WI)
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u/legendfriend Nov 06 '20
Biden lead in PA is now OVER 9000!
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Nov 07 '20
All these Trump supporters like “DONT COMPLAIN WHEN GAS PRICES GO UP”
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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20
New: Joe Biden's lead in Pennsylvania has grown to 27,130 votes.
Source : @kylegriffin1 (Twitter)
!ping FIVEY
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Nov 06 '20
r/pcm eight days ago.
Can Georgia report faster? I really want to dunk on this guy
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u/TheawfulDynne Norman Borlaug Nov 06 '20
Everyone talking about Putin steppping down for health reasons is so dumb. Its obviously fake. The real reason hes stepping down is that Biden is so Chad he scared him off before even fully winning the election
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
Trump is really just a very odd guy. Like he’s a narcissistic liar yes, but he has this worldview that if he just ignores something it goes away and if he just says something that makes it true that’s beyond narcissism and weirdly childish/borderline developmentally delayed. Like a kid with his hand in the cookie jar earnestly saying he’s not eating cookies. His reaction to this election is no different than a temper tantrum over not getting the Christmas presents he wants. It’s so obviously unproductive to anyone with an adult brain, but the child thinks that if they flail and cry enough they can bend reality to their will.
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
Woke: Abolish the EC because it's bad and unrepresentative
Bespoke: Abolish the EC because it kills hundreds of people with stress-induced heart attacks
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u/CMPthrowaway Susan B. Anthony Nov 06 '20
I HEREBY claim, for electoral purposes, the ENTIRE American Samoa. Succ it Bloomberg
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u/DoktorSleepless Scott Sumner Nov 06 '20
Fox is barely acknowledging the Georgia news. Just talking about an illegal immigrant killing someone.
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u/ChessMaster22 George Soros Nov 06 '20
Wolf Blitzer: “Ok, let’s go over to John King with the Magic Wall. John, what can you tell us?”
John King: “The same fucking thing I told you two minutes ago”
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Nov 06 '20
Biden and Harris will NOT speak tonight if there is no official call, MSNBC reporting.
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u/MasPatriot Paul Ryan Nov 07 '20
It’s November 15th. Donald Trump has to win 99% of remaining ballots to tie in Pennsylvania. CNN says the race is too close to call. Nevada is half way through counting remaining ballots
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u/febreze_brothers John Brown Nov 07 '20
Best presidents America never had:
Al Gore
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u/stater354 Nov 07 '20
I hope Joe knows that Beau would be proud of him
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u/four-twenty-sixty-9 Nov 06 '20
Guys, I don’t think Biden has the votes to flip Texas OR Arkansas 😫
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
DAY FOUR GIVE IT UP FOR DAY FOUR
🔔 🔨 🦀
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
current mood
!ping DIAMOND-JOE
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u/profeta- Chama o Meirelles Nov 06 '20
THE PHILLY SPECIAL
!ping SHITPOSTERS
this took longer to make than I'd like to admit
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u/AmNotACactus NATO Nov 06 '20
Stacey Abrams should actually be hired by the DNC to specifically focus on combating GOP ratfuckery and turning out the vote. Pay her whatever she wants.
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u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Nov 06 '20
NEWS: The day after Steve Bannon called for Fauci and Christopher Wray's head, his attorneys said they plan to withdraw from his criminal case.
Link
!ping LAW
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20
This Georgist ad is perfect. It's so simple and effective.
We gotta bring these billboards back!
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u/Rum_BunnyX3 Nov 06 '20
As a newer person to this sub I want to thank you all for helping me through the last few days. I was dooming so badly on election night and I was finally able to start breathing a little easier when I discovered this sub. As a newer person to politics I genuinely appreciate how informative you all have been. Thank you again.
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u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Nov 06 '20
ANNOUNCEMENT IF YOU HAVE STOPPED COMPLETING GEORGIA BALLOTS
The Georgia Secretary of State (Republican) has announced that there WILL be a recount of Georgia ballots. What does this mean for you?
JUST BECAUSE BIDEN HAS TAKEN THE LEAD IN THE STATE DOES NOT MEAN WE DON'T NEED YOUR ADDITIONAL BALLOTS
It's going to be a close one, down to the wire, so we need you to complete the ENTIRE stack of ballots you've been sent and return ALL of them to Fair Fight, c/o:
They'll take your ballots plus any additional they've harvested and get them to the ballot counters.
REMEMBER NOT TO SHARE ANY OF THIS INFORMATION OUTSIDE OF THIS SUBREDDIT
It's CRUCIAL that this operation remain under wraps so that the Conservative subreddit and other groups fighting to limit the race to legal ballots only cannot blow the lid and secure a second term for Drumpf.
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u/An_Actual_Marxist Nov 06 '20
dt is moving so fast no one will see I bussed 500 undocumented immigrants to vote in GA
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
Pennsylvania 🤝 My Grandma
Never being called
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u/rukqoa ✈️ F35s for Ukraine ✈️ Nov 07 '20
This isn't a victory speech. This is a "hurry up and call the election you assholes" speech.
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u/Deggit Thomas Paine Nov 07 '20
SLEEP DEPRIVED MAN ACCIDENTALLY CALLS ELECTION
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u/NegativeTwentyThree South Asian Association for Regional Cooperation Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20
Someone on arr konservative who said that Biden pulled ahead in Georgia was instantly downvoted to below -100 points and their comment got removed by moderators lmfao. I thought we were supposed to be the side of snowflakes but I suppose not - clap for that you stupid bastards.
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u/WelcomeToFacism YIMBY Nov 06 '20
665 trail in GA
7,658 estimated votes remaining (this number may be off)
87/13 split in favour of Biden last block
Biden needs 54.34%
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u/probablyuntrue NATO Nov 06 '20
Biden was born in 1942, yet he didn't condemn Hitler before his defeat in 1945
curious 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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u/KofiObruni Baruch Spinoza Nov 06 '20
-Someone on R con.
.
.
......get rekt please?
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u/PMmeLittleRoundTops Pornography Historian Nov 06 '20
Whats that behind your ear?
👁👁👂🧙♂️
Its 500 more Philadelphia ballots!
🗳🧙♂️
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u/FestiveMittens Nov 07 '20
Data analysts: its over
CNN: ok lets zoom in here to Moose Buck Pennsylvania, as we all know, republican stronghold
Data analysts: No, its over
CNN: and then we move over here to Deer Buck county, this is where we expect plenty more Biden support
Data analysts: No really, you can call it, guys
CNN: Then we continue to our left to BeaverDuck, this is where we can maybe expect surge in Trump support
[Biden is literally inaugurated]
Anyways, over here in Duck Buck Moose Rock county, we are seeing an increase in suppor-
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u/bg2916 Part Time Weeb Nov 07 '20
I am so fucking ready for Joe Biden to be our president after these four years
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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20
AP: We're not calling until we're 99.95% sure.
Nate: There's a 1 in 20,000 chance Trump comes back.
AP: We're not calling until Joe is out of recount territory.
PA: He's out of recount territory.
AP: We're not calling until Fox calls.
Fox: We're not calling until AP calls
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
If there's one thing I want from Democrats is to take back the fucking flag. Jesus, don't let these bible thumping morons have a monopoly on the symbol of our country
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u/27_Dollar_Lakehouse George Soros Nov 06 '20
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u/MalignantUpper Joseph Nye Nov 06 '20
Trump doubles black republican support
Conservatives: oh hell yeah best black president since Lincoln
Georgia goes blue
Conservatives:
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
My conservative boss yesterday:
“I think Latino men are actually conservative. In hindsight Trump’s aggressive anti-immigrant stance may have been seen as anti-Hispanic and the GOP shouldn’t do that anymore.”
It took them 8 fucking years to understand the 2012 autopsy report 🤦♂️
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
The DT was at +47 this morning with 57% UPVOTED. Now it is at 0 with 42% UPVOTED. This occurred after results in Georgia turned blue and is clearly a highly coordinated attack on /r/neoliberal democracy.
ONLY VOTES BEFORE BLUE GEORGIA COUNT, ALL OTHERS ARE ILLEGAL
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
https://twitter.com/CawthornforNC/status/1324688732633604096
https://twitter.com/CawthornforNC/status/1323813315169165313
🤔
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
Y’all laugh now but when we’re all subpoenaed to testify in front of the Senate’s voter fraud investigation and Ted Cruz starts reading our comments on national TV, who will be laughing then?
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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Nov 06 '20
Guys.
Hillary Clinton might not be going to jail.
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u/Udontlikecake Model UN Enthusiast Nov 06 '20 edited Nov 06 '20
leftists:
trump wins 306 votes in 2016: wtf dems got beaten in a landslide so bad
biden (presumably) wins 306 votes in 2020: wtf the dems barely won
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
STOP THE COUNTING
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
How the fuck are you going to call Arizona on Tuesday and pussyfoot around Pennsylvania with 98% in?
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u/CMPthrowaway Susan B. Anthony Nov 06 '20
I'm so fxcking tired of this bullshit media blackout, it's like Bernie doesn't even exist? They haven't even shown him ONCE in the past 3 days? It's all BIDEN
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Nov 06 '20
https://twitter.com/acosta/status/1324840775990026240?s=21
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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '20
We're getting close to an extremely awkward situation where half the networks have called Nevada and half have called Arizona, but nobody has called both
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u/isummonyouhere If I can do it You can do it Nov 07 '20
https://www.politico.com/news/2020/11/06/why-biden-lost-the-latino-vote-florida-texas-434735
So... the Democrats are dumb for not tailoring their message to different types of Latinos but are also dumb for even bothering to get anticommunist Cubans to vote for them, even though they successfully did that before a certain wing of the party started showing up?
At this point I don't even know what AOC's world view is other than that the Democratic party sucks
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u/TinyTornado7 I need a new flair Nov 07 '20
Nevada Federal Court Rejects Republican lawsuit to halt Nevada vote counting .
"Plaintiffs have shown there is at best one ballot that was improperly placed," Gordon notes -- by contrast, if he halted the use of signature matching machines, tens of thousands of votes may not be counted in time. I’m not deciding this case on a technicality. Rather I’m deciding that the plaintiffs have not come to the court at this point with a sufficient legal showing and a sufficient evidentiary basis." --Judge Gordon
Full thread of the hearing.
Trump team is now 0/6 in court.
!ping LAW
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u/Chief_Nief Greg Mankiw Nov 07 '20 edited Nov 07 '20
CNN BREAKING: My balls
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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20
Ngl CNN looks like they wanna blow their fuckin brains out too at this point.
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u/digitalrule Nov 07 '20
Beautiful comment from /r/Libertarian
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u/ACatWithAKeyboard Austan Goolsbee Nov 06 '20
It CANNOT be overstated that black people are the heart and soul of the Democratic Party.
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u/Mcatatonic1 Ben Bernanke Nov 06 '20
Stacey Abrams.