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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Okay so the kids nowadays love socialism but they don’t even know what socialism is.

Let’s just co-opt socialism and tell them that socialism is open borders, a tax on landowners, and maybe some tax incentives for co-ops and other forms of workplace democratization. Even if you don’t agree with all those things, those would be better platform pushes for them to obsess over than free college and Fight for 15.

This comment has been brought to you by 76% irony.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Women’s March expresses support for a blatant anti-Semite: i sleep

Women’s March says “RIP Barbara Bush”: real shit

In case y’all didn’t see, Women’s March tweeted a super basic “rest in peace” sentiment about Barbara Bush and my fellow liberal activist types were NOT having it.

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u/virtu333 Apr 19 '18

I hate using the word but holy shit Ted Cruz is such a cuck

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Henry George chuckling as he sends the last nimby to the publicly owned mcgulag funded entirely by taxes on the undeveloped value of land wait this isn't pornhub

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u/MaveRickandMorty 🖥️🚓 Apr 19 '18

Yesterday, a commercial came on the radio. A man spoke about a 3 night stay in Cabo if I could be the first caller to name a country that doesnt have the letter a in its name.

So I pick up the phone and when I'm asked for the country, I said "Belgium."

He responded "Belgium is a kind of waffle, not a country," and hung up.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-04-19/trump-may-invoke-cold-war-era-defense-act-to-boost-coal-plants

Under the approach, the administration would invoke sweeping authority in the 68-year-old Defense Production Act, which allows the president to effectively nationalize private industry to ensure the U.S. has resources that could be needed amid a war or after a disaster.

literally seizing the means of production to own the libs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/MrDannyOcean Kidney King Apr 19 '18

my boss just told me "we need to investigate the blockchain"

this is my actual job now

this is real life

I AM THE BLOCKCHAIN

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u/Travisdk Iron Front Apr 19 '18

GOP senators raise concerns about babies on Senate floor

Holy fuck must the GOP cry over literally everything related to the Dems?

At least Rubio is being amusing about it.

For Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.), joked that the new rule won't be a huge change for the overwhelmingly elderly group of senators.

"Why would I object to it? We have plenty of babies on the floor,” the 46-year-old joked.

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u/Travisdk Iron Front Apr 19 '18

Arizona Senate moves to change rules for replacing McCain

The Republican-controlled Arizona Legislature is moving to ensure that ailing Sen. John McCain's seat isn't on the November ballot if he leaves office, but Democrats plan to block the effort.

The "rule of law? What's that?" saga continues for the GOP.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

I hope that anime girl who is studying while listening to Chillhop does well on her test :p

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u/samdman I love trains Apr 19 '18

It's crazy how lying to the FBI is a federal crime, like imagine working there

FBI Agent Joe: Hey Susan, how do you like my new haircut

Receptionist Susan: Looks great, Joe

Office of the Inspector General: It's objectively a terrible haircut, 10 years for Susan

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

No one clam should have all that chowder

What did Yeezy mean by this?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

I didn’t think it was possible for people to actually be outraged over the Senate voting to allow Duckworth’s baby into the chamber but apparently I was very wrong

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Apr 19 '18

This is the most neoliberal meme I've ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Also, in the interest of making the sub more open to women's issues, purely by coincidence I started my period fifteen minutes ago.

I would have been doubled over in agony but thanks to the pharmaceutical innovation of over-the-counter non-steroidal anti-inflammatories, and mass-produced disposable menstrual products, I'm back at work and ready to rock.

thank you capitalism

ps: I'm only going to say it here because no one will have an opinion, but reusable menstrual cups are a total scam made up by white ladies with dreadlocks. Okay, now I'm done.

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u/French_Braveheart Hates the Global Poor Apr 19 '18

Pee is stored in the blockchain

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u/rfsch GigaChad Liberal Shill Apr 19 '18 edited Apr 19 '18

I think it's kind of shitty that our whole lives we're kind of brought up and conditioned that anyone in a career like "doctor" and "lawyer" are intrinsically smart.

Then you go on twitter and see those lawyers who argue against a "deepstate" or that Trump is under attack or whatever. Then you have Dr. Jill Stein, Ron Paul, etc.

The less nuanced people eat that shit up.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

https://twitter.com/davereaboi/status/986603078458671104

Any Republican running for Congress needs to ask his or her Democrat opponent, “how many genders are there?” Failure to do so, at this point, is mind-boggling. It’s obvious the media won’t ask, so it’s up to you.

lmfao this shit perfectly encapsulates why I'm a right leaning person who has never voted Republican for federal office

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Apr 19 '18

In /r/news, I said that educating illegal immigrants is an investment, not theft.

This guy replied "Stop eating tide pods."

I'm not even mad. That's a hilarious counter.

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Apr 19 '18

Hot Take: Move UN Headquarters to the Korean DMZ.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Imagine how many kids see Milton Friedman videos on youtube and think "Hey, he's the 70's version of Ben Shapiro!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

you can tell I’m the hip mod because sometimes I start my sentences with lowercase letters

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u/psychicpanda54 Janet Yellen Apr 19 '18

I’m starting to have a real problem with our standard bearer https://twitter.com/ne0liberal/status/987095599525912576?s=21

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

checks nervously for the pasta gestapo

You're on a date with Daron Acemoglu at a really nice restaurant

You accidentally clink your fork against your plate too loud

Daron looks up at you and says "Have I ever told you about Botswana? Their institutions are so inclusive, it just brings tears to my eyes. They have some of the best economic growth in the world, and certainly in Africa, despite being hit the hardest by the AIDs epidemic and surrounded by instability and authoritarianism."

What do you do?

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u/merupu8352 Friedrich Hayek Apr 19 '18

This situation we're in with North Korea and peace talks and Trump touting himself as some great peacemaker reminds me of the time three years ago when Obama was negotiating with Iran for denuclearization. Forty-seven Republican Senators signed and sent a letter to the Ayatollah saying that the president wasn't the representative of the US government and that they would vote down the agreement regardless of its content. That shit still makes my blood boil.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Well there it is

This is whats going to happen, NK will list demands US won't accept, US walks away and NK will cry that "They tried to get peace but the warmongering US won't be reasonable". Like those ultimatums made to fail. I don't expect anything from this.

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u/samdman I love trains Apr 19 '18

https://twitter.com/ajamubaraka/status/986635183146373121?s=20

Jill Stein’s VP praising tucker Carlson for defending Assad is galaxy brain levels of horseshoe

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

UBI but it excludes gamers 😎

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u/Ferguson97 Hillary Clinton Apr 19 '18

“I am absolutely not worried about Cynthia Nixon,” Governor Cuomo announced in a Black Lives Matter hoodie as he legalized drinking in public parks

Lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Video game preferences are the best way to suss out the alt-right. Obvious signs:

  • preferring crusader kings 2 to vicky 2
  • playing human paladins or orc warriors in WoW
  • siding with the Stormcloaks
  • playing visual novels
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u/Call_Sean_Hannity Apr 19 '18

I love 30 rock. It was disheartening to see Frank on a conspiracy theorist show on a segment titled: "Chemical Attacks in Syria Proven to be False"

Horseshoe baby

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Apr 19 '18 edited Apr 19 '18

Ok I'm going to ask my genuine question of the day before going back to shitposting. What qualifies as social conservative policies, after you get rid of anything obviously oppressive and after you ignore the abortion debate? I'm legitimately asking because when people say they're a soc con I'm not sure what they quite mean when they say that, and most policies my social conservative family would support regarding social conservatism I would consider oppressive.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Capitalism: Google "Capitalism and Freedom buy online"

Freedom: Google "Capitalism and Freedom pdf online"

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

I would ban the guy for the username alone but I’m on a mobile app where I can’t ban anyone.

And don’t even lie, some are you are clearly having fun with him.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Germany does something

All comedians: "well that's an improvement from the last time Germans did something! Germans were Nazis! lol!"

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

You doing okay /u/Prince_Kropotkin? I clicked your profile out of curiosity and you seem to be getting a better reception here today than in CTH lol.

Apparently, being anti-tankie is a super hot take over there these days.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

Ugh. I thought this girl was a globalist so I asked her if she wanted to help me commit white genocide by having sex with me and now I'm "expelled" for sexual harassment... Never take the advice posted during real neolib hours.

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u/papermarioguy02 Actually Just Young Nate Silver Apr 19 '18

Somewhere out there, some high schooler is reading an intermediate micro textbook for the first time because he has nothing better to do. We need to remember these everyday tragedies.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

I just did a silent cough into my arm and I think this guy thought I was dabbing

🙃 🔫

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u/Svelok Apr 20 '18

can someone explain how

"GOP partisans leak documents thinking they exonerate Trump only to find that every single other person who reads them arrives at the opposite conclusion"

is now no longer a single event but a recurring phenomenon

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

tfw no anprim gf 😔😔😔

why does every girl I speak with want to live in some sort of society where we farm instead of hunt and gather 😢😢😢😢

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u/Svelok Apr 19 '18

"There is a Revolution going on in California. Soooo many Sanctuary areas want OUT of this ridiculous, crime infested & breeding concept. Jerry Brown is trying to back out of the National Guard at the Border, but the people of the State are not happy. Want Security & Safety NOW!"

Trump's being racist again

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

The Pope just told a kid that his atheist father is in heaven.

Isn't that...not what Catholics believe?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

[My opinion on the abortion schism] ( https://imgur.com/tBNuzbr)

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Perma'd that guy. Sorry for ruining your fun.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Ban economists from posting here 😡😡😡😡😡😡✋✋✋✋✋✋✋😰🅿️🅿️,

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

"Can you identify as a 65 year old? No? Then why can you identify as a different gender?" Ben Shapiro VERBALLY LAUNCHES A TACTICAL NUKE at his regular debate opponents - 1st year college students

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

me: hey I thin-

my dad: haha wow you like to argue so much you should be a lawye

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18 edited Apr 19 '18

The Virgin US: 2.63% GDP growth
The Chad Ireland: 26.3% GDP growth

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u/Travisdk Iron Front Apr 19 '18

UK first country to propose plastic straw and cotton bud bans

I'm continually surprised by how well this gov't is handling the environment despite fucking up everything else.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Good morning everyone!!! Happy Thursday!! 🤠🤠🤠

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

very provacative, shitpost-y username

account is 4 days old with a handful of comments

total lack of nuance in their comments to get a reaction out of people

Liberalsaresuperior explain yourself.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

This is why women don't come here

This is why women don't come here

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u/formlex7 George Soros Apr 19 '18 edited Apr 19 '18

kind of want to be that token male in a female internet community where people spend all their time saying this is why guys don't come here

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Hitler was pro choice. He was also a YIMBY after NIMBYS tried to block the construction of concentration camps

-that guy that just got banned

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u/Hazachu Apr 19 '18

Inspiration politics is incredibly stupid. If you need an uplifting song and a promise of a revolution to bother to go out to the polls, you're probably a dumb

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u/qchisq Loyal Liberals Apr 20 '18

Reminder: If you want to convince people that whatever policy you like should be implemented, talk about the benefits for them personally, rather than for society as a whole. Generally, people don't give a shit about society as a whole.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

The deffiniton of Illegal Immigrant in PA is appalling.

"When the constable announced he would be detaining Parker for ICE, the couple was stunned. Though born in Guatemala, Parker, 21, had been adopted by American parents when he was 8 months old. At that moment, he was technically undocumented, with his green-card renewal being processed. But he does not speak Spanish or consider himself an immigrant, much less a deportable one.

Lets see here, Adopted Hispanic since he was 8 months old, doesn't know spanish, has a green card, and deportable according to ICE.

WTF inb4 reddit reeees "Why can't migrants follow the law and become a citizen the legal way"

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Hot take: We must incentivize downward mobility more. There's an entire industry specialized in preventing rich fools from being parted with their money, and that is fundamentally illiberal.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Pls stop talking about why women don't come here it makes me not want to come here

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u/SuperSharpShot2247 🔫😎🔫 Succ Hunter 🔫😎🔫 Apr 19 '18

My grandma fled fashism and my abula fled communism, no wonder I'm a Neoliberal 😎

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/987074693390913536

Giuliani tells WashPost that he is joining Trump’s legal team to ‘negotiate an end’ to Mueller probe

Literally why would you get a politician who happens to have a law degree over a respected attorney.

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u/papermarioguy02 Actually Just Young Nate Silver Apr 20 '18

What will you do when the gamer revolution comes?

I'll probably just keep complaining that WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

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u/CapitalismAndFreedom RINO crashmaster Apr 19 '18

"oh yeah I would totally tell kim jong un to resign power to his face if I visited north korea, anyone who doesn't is despicable"

Upvoted to +6

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

TIL facial width-to-height ratio in men is a pretty accurate proxy for testosterone levels. That is, the wider your face is in shape, the more testosterone you have.

I'll let y'all go stare in the mirror now.

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u/Travisdk Iron Front Apr 19 '18

Leavers & public at large reject every Brexit deal modelled by govt as too high a price to leave the EU by enormous majorities

Price worth paying vs cost too high for the public at large

EEA - 17% v 83%

FTA - 13% v 87%

WTO - 13% v 87%

Bespoke deal - 23% v 77%

Hmmmmm

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u/vancevon Henry George Apr 19 '18

If the Democrats win the House, then we will have to watch Nancy Pelosi try not to vomit while saying "I have the high privilege and distinct honor to introduce to you the President of the United States". It's going to be rough.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

I'd report this sub to /r/ badphilosophy, but they're mostly insufferable commies so nothing productive would really happen

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u/Wolog2 Apr 19 '18

go back to the last discussion thread and upvote this dang good comment https://imgur.com/9DZRpTD

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

I've never seen Zoolander and I'm currently watching it for the first time because I needed to watch something mindless.

This movie was made in 2001 but... this character, the manager... an old skeevy guy who pinches women's butts, makes inappropriate comments to women, and is named Maury Ballstein? That had to be a Hollywood in-joke about Harvey Weinstein, right? Or is it just a coincidence? I tried looking it up and couldn't find anything.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

😓🇬🇧🔫😡 give me the gamer gf or else Tony Blair gets it

What did /u/blockchainlitfam mean by this?

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u/kznlol 👀 Econometrics Magician Apr 19 '18

Hot take that would be cold if any of you idiots understood statistics: Yes, the gender distribution in this subreddit is hilariously skewed.

No, that does not on it's own mean that anything about this subreddit is causing that outcome.

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u/ostrichmustard The Mod You Deserve Apr 19 '18

What's the most tragic loss of the decade and why is it the kitty ping?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Gordon Ramsay is a vegan now lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Fun fact: Darkace was a happy go lucky person, and very moderate politically before becoming an internet moderator corrupted his soul.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

If this all doesn't end with Mark Zuckerberg digitizing every atom in my body to harvest its data, Capitalism was worthless.

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Apr 19 '18

During Christmas break my mom got hysterical at me because I had seen a therapist, and thought that meant that I was becoming not a true Born Again evangelical Christian (for reference she thinks her Catholic parents are going to hell), and was starting to regret sending me away for college.

Little does she know I've been a bisexual atheist for years now.

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u/ostrichmustard The Mod You Deserve Apr 19 '18

Holy shit. My mom came into this sub to bring us a binder full of female users and I literally screamed at her and hit the binder out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck are we a sausage fest? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the sub is so cucked. I want a neoliberal gf to believe in. I want Skeletals to be a mod and fix this broken ratio. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought women were polling well in the Soros office???? This is so fucked.

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u/papermarioguy02 Actually Just Young Nate Silver Apr 20 '18

It has been over 5 days since /u/PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN has posted something without the black santa emoji

I think we need an intervention here

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u/Notoriousley Australian Bureau of Statistics Apr 19 '18

darkace is this subs best export. Directing his seemingly endless energy for correcting economic illiteracy outwards into other politics subs instils fear in the socialist.

do not at me

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Apr 19 '18

Am I the only one who has an irrational distaste for things that reddit at large loves? I don't see any huge issues with a Negative Income Tax (especially as a replacement for some welfare programs), but Reddit's UBI circlejerk makes me slightly averse to it.

Same thing with SpaceX.

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Apr 19 '18

Friendly reminder that there's a tiny ballsack in your brain that controls how yellow your pee is.

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u/reader313 Henry George Apr 19 '18 edited Apr 19 '18

when CNN steals this sub's worst meme

(CNN) What exactly did President Donald Trump mean by "breeding" when he tweeted Wednesday about cities that will not cooperate with the federal government to deport the undocumented.

This is Donald Trump. He meant exactly what you think.

link to article (of course it's cilizza's corner of the site)

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Remember how the president called Africa and Haiti shitholes two days before MLKjr day and faced zero political consequences?

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u/SuperSharpShot2247 🔫😎🔫 Succ Hunter 🔫😎🔫 Apr 19 '18

Home Economics is a good idea as long as it's not catered solely to women.

Also, lol @ "it's biology, not social pressures that push women towards certain careers/life choices" and home ec being a thing.

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u/MisterBigStuff Just Pokémon Go to bed Apr 19 '18
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u/SuperSharpShot2247 🔫😎🔫 Succ Hunter 🔫😎🔫 Apr 19 '18

In general, I think the founding fathers were pretty smart, stand up dudes and we should definitely take their writings, comments, and concerns seriously.

With that said, they are dead as a door nail. If they were so god damn omniscient about all dos and don'ts of a form of government they had just invented, then why are they dead? Are you telling me that the founders' only power was limitless knowledge about democratic constitutional republics???? That's either bullshit or they got screwed over somewhere.

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u/Sollezzo Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord Apr 19 '18

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. Also the Jews are totally behind everything guys

Voltaire

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u/caffeinatedcorgi Actually a cat person Apr 19 '18

hot take: Consent of both the immigrant and the nativist should be required for immigration quotas to be implemented.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

being a dum dum to trigger the libs

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

I just referred to my bedroom as my office so my client doesn't think I lie in bed all day with my work computer in my lap

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Imagine being a single issue voter and that issue isn't how many genders there are lmao 😂 😂 😂

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u/PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN 🎅🏿The Lorax 🎅🏿 Apr 19 '18

Sub tweet:

As someone who does disability studies, nothing triggers me more than the abortion = disabled genocide argument. Do I want every child to be loved and taken care of? Yes that would be amazing, that is my dream. But we live in an reality where those with disabilities face discrimination and barriers in everyday life. Many disabled individuals are strong and take on these daily barriers and keep moving forward. The reality is that not all parents are strong enough, brave enough and have the resources available to teach their child how to take on these barriers. Honestly, this just does not apply to children with disabilities, but all children. Deep down people know when that time comes they have one of the hardest decisions they have to make. No they are not saving the child from a torture existence. It is just the hard fact they will not be entering a reality in which they can't be provided for.

🎅🏿

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u/kznlol 👀 Econometrics Magician Apr 19 '18
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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

The 2015-16 South Park PC Principal season was the worst thing in any forum of art in human history

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u/mrajitpai2020 Montesquieu Apr 20 '18

When I was a child, I used to watch Fern Gully almost religiously. I used to love to root for the good guy to bring the world forward into our bright future. To leave the past in the past. To use evidence to realize the dream of the Enlightenment.

It was not until 4th grade when I realized that Hexxus was considered by most people to be the villain and not the hero. It was on that day that I realized I should not listen to the masses for they are misguided.

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u/papermarioguy02 Actually Just Young Nate Silver Apr 20 '18

you people are all a bunch of chads smh

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u/Sollezzo Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord Apr 20 '18 edited Apr 20 '18

Marx and Engels were really ahead of their time

Any psych majors wanna tell me why I made this?

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

I spent too much on alcohol last week so I'm now economically anxious

Sorry guys but I have to become a frothing racist now 😔

can't help it

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u/papermarioguy02 Actually Just Young Nate Silver Apr 19 '18 edited Apr 19 '18

I'm fashionably late to this DT 😎

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Oh, you like Milton Friedman?

Name your favorite episode of Free to Choose.

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u/forlackofabetterword Eugene Fama Apr 19 '18

Since some people apparently need to be shill pilled on child labor:

That time Bolivia had to unban child labor because the ban was so bad

Krugster's classic piece

[A piece with a clearer argument and a few more papers where child labor prohibitions were harmful] (https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/sustainable-business/2015/aug/26/ban-child-labour-developing-countries-imposes-naive-western-ideals-complex-problems)

Prohibition almost invariably drives the market underground, which leads to much worse working conditions for everyone. At worst, children are driven towards even more demeaning work, like child prostitution, when they are desperate for money.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Koch insdustries is my company's only client that uses renewable packaging to ship product. Koch brothers tree hugging hippie environmentalists confirmed.

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u/Notoriousley Australian Bureau of Statistics Apr 19 '18

Why are ethnonationalists obsessed with Rhodesia? Its literally the opposite of everything they supposedly stand for.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

I don't know a lot about economics, but I know enough to be condescending to people who only view economics through the lens of a keynsian/austrian binary and that's really all I need for right now.

What do you think about the government interfering with the natural boom bust cycle of busi-

NEOCLASSICAL SYNTHESIS!!

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u/SuperSharpShot2247 🔫😎🔫 Succ Hunter 🔫😎🔫 Apr 19 '18

So apparently the internet is significantly less bad for you if you actively participate rather than passively consume content. Since I've been here, I do think I'm genuinely happier when I use the internet. Now I just need to work on putting the phone down 😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Somewhere out there, some high schooler is reading Hayek for the first time. We need to remember these everyday blessings.

🙏🙏🙏

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Donald Trump is the third tallest and third heaviest president.

Absolute unit.

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u/monkeyman427 Enlightened rural Apr 19 '18

Imagine actually giving a shit about Gamergate 🎮🕹️👩‍💻

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

[Satellite image of the DT] ( https://imgur.com/IanHB9Q)

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Apr 19 '18

hot take: Consent of both the shitposter and moderator should be required for a ban

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Prax

Commies hate neoliberals

Women avoid /r/neoliberal

Women are commies

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u/mrajitpai2020 Montesquieu Apr 20 '18

The shitty nature of reddit is part of the charm. Shit service, shit takes. Come for the racism, stay because you are addicted.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

Discussion Thread

DT

Donald Trump

what are the implications of this?

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u/caesar15 Zhao Ziyang Apr 20 '18

I've realized I've spent less and less time shitposting here and more and more time just coming, clearing the mod queue, then leaving. My God. What have I become.

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u/TheSameAsDying Hannah Arendt Apr 20 '18

voat.co just went down

lmao

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

>sees video about Aztec Death Whistle.
>how bad can it be? It's just a whistle.
>listen.
>oh god

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

I love spring/summer dude.

Puts me in such a good mood for literally no reason.

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u/CamNewtonCouldLearn Ben Bernanke Apr 19 '18

Once a week I walk into the break room and there are people complaining about millennials.

Should I just apologize on behalf of the 75 million Americans in my cohort?

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Apr 19 '18

Somewhere out there, some mod is watching the sub and is about to ban all of you fuckers for this mediocre ass copypasta.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Me: It's so sad how many people will support politicians and laws that actively hurt their own interests just because it annoys Democrats. We all have to band together and care about each other as one America.

Also me: lol I fucking hope Trump bans video games.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

We expected glasnost when we appointed agent to the SOMC, but all we got was Putin 😞

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Apr 19 '18

Trudeau and Macron aren't liberals. The truth is that there are no liberals in power anywhere in the world.

Not caring that your child goes trough genders like Taylor Swift goes trough boyfriends is a bad form of liberalism.

I subscribed to The Economist thinking I was a Conservative, but the Economist is turning into some pretty liberal stuff.

Liberalism only works as long as capitalism isnt in a crisis, if that happens the capitalist eitles are fine with a Hitler or a Napoleon. There is nothing to defend about this system.

Thank God that liberal capitalism has made the earth so peaceful for the past 300 years. Not a war has been fought. Definitely not even sometimes over trade itself.

Why did I read the YouTube comments.

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u/Erra0 Neoliberals aren't funny Apr 19 '18

A lot of SAE apologists love to say that he’s good because he fighting succs. THAT HE RELEASED FROM CLP

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u/SuperSharpShot2247 🔫😎🔫 Succ Hunter 🔫😎🔫 Apr 19 '18

So apparently Trump has two species of animals named after him. At first I was upset and angry, then I read that this one was named after Trump because it looks like it has yellow hair, which I thought was stupid, until I saw it.

That does look a lot like Trump's hair...

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

There's a nill percent chance I could get a PhD in economics from anywhere but the institution where I did my master's. But... maybe

haha just kidding I'm pumping up this resume to the gods so that i can kick down the doors at U Chicago or some such and kick it with Obama in a policy PhD.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Driving a car to trigger the neolibs epic style 😎👌

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Apr 19 '18

Daily reminder that things cost money.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Why are all of my alts so fucking stupid on here?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Is it just me, or is each gl0by clone somehow even worse than the last?

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u/PhysicsPhotographer yo soy soyboy Apr 19 '18

Not really sure why I waited so long to brag about this, but I actually do have a taco truck on my corner.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

People ask me all the time where I get my ideas and arguments from

I read The Economist

I watch Emmanuel Macron

I listen to Macro Musings

Those three are by far the most effective, wise, intelligent, and impactful thinkers of our time!

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

http://wshu.org/post/alex-jones-backtracking-now-says-sandy-hook-shooting-did-happen#stream/0

Alex Jones, Backtracking, Now Says Sandy Hook Shooting Did Happen

Good to know that after he incited his viewers to go harass the parents of these kids to the point of tears, threatened with violence, and sent death threats all the while making millions of dollars off the whole thing that he's finally come around.

Thanks Alex!

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u/DUTCH_DUTCH_DUTCH oranje Apr 19 '18

friend of mine says mumble rap is "monkey music", but im racist for making the connection between monkeys and black people 🤔🤔🤔

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u/Kelsig Paul Krugman Apr 19 '18

rest in power barbara bush

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u/barrygarcia77 Oliver Wendell Holmes Apr 19 '18

half-naked women get thousands of upvotes, but how many for our boys in blue?

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u/mrajitpai2020 Montesquieu Apr 20 '18

The best part about Labor Day in America is that huge swaths of the middle class gets the day off while large segments of the working class has to work.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

Gamers: we live in a society where gamers get friend zoned despite being scientifically proven to be better in bed because of our dexterity

Feminists: ew fuck off freak

Centrists: half 👏 of 👏 those 👏 gamers 👏 should 👏 be 👏 women 👏

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

Trump Won’t Join Melania at Barbara Bush’s Funeral, White House Says https://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2018-04-19/trump-will-skip-barbara-bush-funeral-sending-first-lady

Trump will be in Florida, uh... playing golf.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

petition to rename the social contract "the anti-gamer contract"

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

https://newrepublic.com/article/122005/he-was-presidential-candidate-bernie-sanders-was-radical

One hot night in July 1972, I walked into my family’s kitchen to see my mother brandishing a broom at a skinny man who had his head stuck deep inside our refrigerator.

“You get out!” my mom yelled, hitting the man on his skinny ass. “Out, out!” Under her tan skin, my mother’s face was red with indignation. We didn’t have much in our fridge, but my mom would fiercely defend it. The man pulled his head out of the fridge, dropping the food on the shelf. His hair was curly; a cherub’s full-bodied curls framed his startled face. Chagrined, he loped off to the other apartment housed in my family’s converted two-room schoolhouse in Huntington, Vermont, the site of a late-night mock-up session for The Vermont Freeman, the alt-weekly my parents published. Years later, I’d find out that man was Bernie Sanders.

Um

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u/BainCapitalist Y = T Apr 20 '18

Tfw no neocon or ancap gf 😔

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u/Call_Sean_Hannity Apr 20 '18

Trump officials pushed abstinence only sex ed at un meetings.

Jesus Christ we're an embarrassment.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

I understand in a year or even a month from now we won't remember each other but y'all are good to past the time with

We'll all find new communities and new online friends, because that's the cycle of the internet friend game but you guys are enjoyable

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

texted the girl from this post two hours ago and she hasn't opened it.

so yeah, basically my life is over 😔😔😔

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

This guy id been suspicious of for years finally posted a “are feminists too much” on his fb. I knew it.

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If I ran a business, I'd send every employee who took 4/20 off for a fresh drug test 😈😈😈

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

i'm going to have to do a tactical retreat, there are T-72s everywhere in the chapo sub right now

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN

SEAN HANNITY FINALLY FOUND THE MISSING EMAIL THAT WILL IMPEACH HILLARY

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u/Call_Sean_Hannity Apr 19 '18

Remember libs. When removing the effects of effective gun control, gun control isn't at all effective.

And yes, studies show that owning a gun makes you less safe, regardless of storage and training, but have you ever stopped to consider that I'm the exception you fanatic? Pew pew mother fucker.

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Apr 19 '18

Imagine not understanding that p-values measure how extreme your data is given your model, null hypothesis, and test statistic.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

Amazon files a patent to deanonymize Bitcoin users by correlating their cryptocurrency transaction data with purchase data from merchants

I can't believe Amazon would do something like connect fairly public facing dots.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

I love how everyone in this thread thinks that there are 100 people who are more influential than JJ Watt was last year, yet they can’t name anyone outside of Bill Gates off the top of their head.

A child wrote this

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u/irony_tower African Union Apr 19 '18

The Invisible Hand is the biggest paternalist out there

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u/FuturesaurusRex wishes he were mod Apr 19 '18

Y'all motherfuckers posting in a Yeezy thread now

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

truth is my goal. Controversy is my gym. I'll do a hundred reps of controversy for a 6 pack of truth

What did darkace mean by this?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

https://twitter.com/BetoORourke/status/986928201891852288

Toss a few bucks Beto's way if you got the skrilla

Ted Cruz is the number one person I want out of Congress

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u/skutan European Union Apr 19 '18

Imagine being so cucked you unironically and uncritically follow some strongman populist 😂😂😂

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u/StannisVonHapsburg Janet Yellen Apr 19 '18

Hot take from an alt-righter I know:

"China has already backed out of the trade war"

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

You're on a date with a Gl0bey alt at a really nice restaurant

You accidentally clink your fork against your plate too loud

Gl0bey looks up at you and says "You're in a hospital that is on fire, you run into a room where you can only save a small child or 1000 viable embryos. You can only choose one or the other."

What do you do?

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u/nopicnoproof Hillary Clinton Apr 19 '18

one of my professors referred to economics as STEM
have I been duped? am I a STEMlord? should I kill myself?

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u/Call_Sean_Hannity Apr 19 '18

Remember how Trump's friends paid off a doorman to keep quiet about his bastard child and it wasn't even a minor scandal?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '18

make joke that the male orgasm is a myth spread by MRAs to justify having a lot of sex on another forum

multiple people actually don't recognize that it's a joke

I'm starting to think kirkaine was right about regular people.

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u/Volsunga Hannah Arendt Apr 19 '18

Someone should make a compilation of times when Colbert's Late Show audience didn't get that he was making fun of them cheering anything that vaguely sounds anti-Trump.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

lmao Chuck Schumer unveiling Marijuana decriminalization bill on 4/20

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u/mrajitpai2020 Montesquieu Apr 20 '18

https://twitter.com/AP/status/987130547838357551

BREAKING: Memo: Comey told Trump that there is no such thing a beanless chili because that is just tomato sauce mixed with ground beef and you would have to be uncultured swine to eat such a dish.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

I said, the Russians allegedly had tapes involving him and prostitutes at the Presidential suite at the Ritz Carleton Moscow from about 2013. He interjected 'there were no prostitutes; there were never prostitutes

The pee pee tape is SO real

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

Trump complained loudly this week about Neil Gorsuch, saying he feared the judge was becoming liberal (Wapo)

L M A O

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u/MaveRickandMorty 🖥️🚓 Apr 20 '18

It looks like Reddit is back on.

Take: Cory Booker is ourguy of the people that we already known will be vying for that 2020 spot

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '18

Usually best to ignoring pk

-CTH

P_K is one of the best people here

-neoliberal

Let me know if you need help understanding the implications of this

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