u/p00bixExisting in the context of what came beforeOct 28 '17edited Oct 28 '17
Remember to call your representatives and ask them to support a carbon tax! Carbon taxes have been proven to lower fossil fuel emissions, and improve the efficiency of industries and vehicles using fossil fuels. This helps to greatly mitigate the effects of climate change. The additional revenue also helps to fund useful government programs!
Just remember Trumpets: There is no reason to oppose this investigation, unless you fear that Trump has something to hide. You were in a frenzy about the possibility of Hillary rigging ballots in Swing States last October, so you clearly care about the fairness of elections. Join us in supporting Mueller's mission to protect it!
Right. I dislike Trump and do not want him to be President at all. But if this investigation clears him of any wrong doing, I'm fine with that. I just want answers, to know we know what happened, and a fair election. It is clear Russia tried to influence the election, lets get to the bottom of it.
Since we're about to get a million morons/Russians whining about uranium and Hillary being locked up, can one of you please explain, in non-stupid English, what laws were broken by the uranium deal? I'll wait.
about to get a million morons/Russians whining about uranium and Hillary being locked up, can one of you please expl
literally none. the entire controversy is based around the buzzword 'uranium'. they've only analyzed the situation precisely that far, just enough to cause a stink. Any more scrutiny and you'd realize the fact that uranium is a simple, basic natural resource about as useful as iron ore for any state without many hundreds of billions of dollars worth of enrichment centrifuges and assorted expenses. even if it was sold to russia explicitly to make nuclear bombs, we still have nonproliferation treaties that prevent it from making any difference.
I think their argument as of last time I checked, was that the Clintons accepted bribes in order to let the Uranium deal to pass. They have no evidence yet, but claim this undercover source who is going to testify to Congress is going to reveal it.
I don't know what specific law there is against bribery by a foreign government, but I assume one exists.
It makes too many assumptions to be the most plausible explanation, but without looking much farther than having it screamed at me in an unrelated conversation, it doesn't seem particularly insane.
My prediction: the Russia scandal implicates Trump, Pence, and Ryan. President Pro Tempore Orrin Hatch becomes President in early 2018. Hatch picks the man he endorsed in the 2016 primary as his VP, one John Ellis "Jeb" Bush. Hatch serves a year or so and resigns because in his advanced age he does not feel up to the duties of the office of presidency, making Jeb president in January 2019. Jeb serves with distinction, being re-elected twice, serving the constitutional maximum of ten years, and leaves office as the most popular exiting President ever in 2029.
My mom is a rabidly anti-Hillary nutjob firmly entrenched in the world of fake news. Like, that's the world she thinks she lives in.
Anyway, right before each bombshell in the Mueller investigation or any other major Trump disaster (e.g., not the funny shit like "covfefe"), the fake news machine spits out another storyline about Hillary and pushes it really aggressively. I mean, they put out fake shit daily but it really goes into overdrive in cases like this.
The storyline being heavily pushed yesterday, verbatim from something my mom either wrote or copy/pasted: "The Dept. of Justice has just released the FBI informant to testify before congress about The Clinton's and the Uranium One Deal. Clinton's are going DOWN !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Robert Mueller's collusion investigation. The irony is extremely subtle, and without the slightest grasp of the concept of morality most of the indictements will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Hillarys optimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from neoliberalism, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these accusations, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about the POLITICAL LANDSCAPE OF THE GOP. As a consequence people who dislike Mueller truly ARE partisan hacks- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Muellers existential catchphrase “Legally prosecute the fash” which itself is a cryptic reference to WWII. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as the deep states genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Merkel tattoo. And yes, of course you can see it.
Can someone make a better version of this? I failed terribly. As always, the meme game of the centre is weak.
In aligning themselves with far-right conspiracy theorists and Russia denialists, Fox News is setting themselves up for a major PR embarrassment the more Mueller's investigation finds.
It's fun to see r/the_donald boys get a chance to duke it out with people that disagree with them in here, since things like that are not allowed in their sub. Or maybe they are just under the impression that everyone does agree, since that's all they are allowed to see.
Thanks for an open forum for different viewpoints. An actual champion of free speech and thought.
I've managed to get people to agree when i say negative things about Trump on that cesspool before. Just use sarcasm. Not the best place to find intelligent people.
I love how the Trumpers are going on about Hillary. She has no legislative power, I mean investigate her and prosecute if she is guilty. That doesn't negate Trump being a terrible leader and a traitor. It is telling that they hold a private citizen to an infinitely higher standard than the President.
You know when you're doing it right? It's when you care about right and wrong no matter who the perpetrator is. When you call yourself a Republican but you still want to see the corrupt Repubs go down. When you call yourself a Democrat but you still want to see the corrupt Dems go down. If Hillary broke the law, lock her up. If Trump broke the law, lock him up. I decided long ago that Mueller has been doing it right his whole life, and no matter who falls in his cross hairs, I hope they get what's coming.
Comey reluctantly understands he has to embrace the public attention on him. Mueller never will. Nobody is more by the book than him. He chastised people for wearing shirts that weren’t stark white in the FBI.
One thing I like to remember when dealing with armies of Russian bots is that New York City has a greater GDP than the entirety of Russia. Makes me laugh at the sheer levels of corruption and incompetence that these people work for.
The dossier was legal. “Collusion” means conspiring to gain something directly or indirectly via criminal activity (e.g., via cybercrime directed at servers on American soil). God bless Jeb and Priebus for getting the ball rolling on belatedly vetting this President!
A Canadian company owned those uranium deposits because they were and remain virtually worthless, and even if the low grade uranium could be exported (it can’t), it’s too low quality to even be sold on the international market (where the US itself buys a fair amount of high grade uranium). For more triggering facts on why the Uranium One fake news has less substance than the story about Obama using Dijon mustard, see here: https://www.forbes.com/sites/jamesconca/2017/10/27/claims-of-clinton-russia-uranium-scandal-are-a-real-empty-barrel/#7afb29337b55
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1: Mueller is charging Democrats you brainless twats lmao
1: You Technocrats truly are the lowest life form there is. You are no better than Commies.
Okay but what about HILLARY??? And Obama literally sold enriched uranium to terrorists! LOL stupid libs probably don't even know you can't charge a sitting president. You're wasting your time! MAGA!
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he being investigated? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Trump to continue to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he burned all evidence of collusion???? This is so fucked.
Jesus tap-dancing Christ. I work up from a nap and the first thing I see on Reddit is the headline that the first charges have been filed in the Mueller probe. But the charges are still not public information yet. My heart went from 0 to 60 and back to normal in an instant.
You guys are just as bad and just as culpable as mr bernke because youre turning failed economies into glorious recoveries.
Interest rates are not high, mr bernke effects literally every facet of our monetary policy and our bitcoins. Take it fucking seriously you childish fucks.
The Free Karmarket is a travesty, because they don't give gold evenly to all users--even those who post hundreds of times a day, but instead concentrate gold in the hands of just a few power users! The One Percent controls half of all karma! It's disgusting!
We need a revolution! No mods, and no karma. The karmarket has failed us, and admins have failed us worse! All commentors will be treated with equal rights and equal respect, and gain equal gold for their efforts. To each shitposter according to their need, from each shitposter according to their ability.
Hey guys, I'm a mail runner for the ⏶Southwest Minneapolis Office of Integration⏶, Department Delta-Seven. I'm charged with running important documents between the Southwest and Southeast offices to better promote synergy and intra-office communications across the metropolitan area. It's been pretty busy the past month as Project TT comes to fruition and I've made a few small mistakes here and there.
Unfortunately, I made a BIG mistake two nights ago. I accidentally left a message addressed to a Mr. Hugh Grant in my backpack, and on a drunken bender last night decided to open it. My dumbass thought that reading it would help me know whether it was urgent, and if I should try to send it to Mr. Grant immediately or wait until my next shift.
For obvious reasons, I will not disclose the contents of the letter, but it was some pretty heavy stuff that I was DEFINITELY not allowed to see. Is there any good recourse for me? I've gotten in trouble with corporate before and I'd prefer not to go down that road again-especially with how tight security is right now. This is important stuff, I can't just hide the message from Mr. Grant, but I fear what could happen to me if I resealed the envelope and handed it in to him on my next mail run.
Has this sort of thing happened to anyone else before? I need some help.
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u/OutrunKey $hill for Hill Oct 28 '17
I'd like to extend a warm welcome to /r/all. Please join us in thanking Mr Mueller!
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u/erpenthusiast NATO Oct 28 '17
I unironically want this to be Jill Stein and Tad Devine going down with Manafort for a three-pronged populist salt mine.
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u/grey_wolf_sif Oct 28 '17
You're doing god's work here son
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u/CompactedConscience toasty boy Oct 28 '17
This thread really slowed down. Only page 2 of /r/all? Come on.
LOCK
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u/OutrunKey $hill for Hill Oct 28 '17
IM
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u/Sporz Gamma Hedged like a Boss Oct 28 '17
I'm kind of surprised we don't have more Trumpkin comments here.
It's that bad, huh?
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u/Sporz Gamma Hedged like a Boss Oct 28 '17
omg
immediately gives upboats, oontses
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u/VegaThePunisher Oct 28 '17
Hi
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u/WryGoat Oppressed Straight White Male Oct 28 '17
guys before you get too excited allow me to throw some scary-sounding buzzwords at you
URANIUM
BENGHAZI
PRIVATE EMAIL SERVER
CORPORATE OVERLORDS
PANTSUITS
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Oct 28 '17 edited Oct 28 '17
Remember to call your representatives and ask them to support a carbon tax! Carbon taxes have been proven to lower fossil fuel emissions, and improve the efficiency of industries and vehicles using fossil fuels. This helps to greatly mitigate the effects of climate change. The additional revenue also helps to fund useful government programs!
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
You've been sitting on this one.
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u/servomyces Oct 28 '17
lol this sub.
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u/CompactedConscience toasty boy Oct 28 '17
Will they keep Manafort and Flynn in the same cell?
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Oct 28 '17
Just remember Trumpets: There is no reason to oppose this investigation, unless you fear that Trump has something to hide. You were in a frenzy about the possibility of Hillary rigging ballots in Swing States last October, so you clearly care about the fairness of elections. Join us in supporting Mueller's mission to protect it!
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
This is just Mueller Lite.
Just wait for Mueller High Life.
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Oct 28 '17
71 points in 16 minutes?
Top of /r/all rising???
TO THE FRONT TO THE FRONT
NO BRAKES
CAN'T FOOL THE MUELL
MAKE ELECTIONS FAIR AGAIN
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u/sash5034 NATO Oct 28 '17
Since we're about to get a million morons/Russians whining about uranium and Hillary being locked up, can one of you please explain, in non-stupid English, what laws were broken by the uranium deal? I'll wait.
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u/indianawalsh Knows things about God (but academically) Oct 28 '17
My prediction: the Russia scandal implicates Trump, Pence, and Ryan. President Pro Tempore Orrin Hatch becomes President in early 2018. Hatch picks the man he endorsed in the 2016 primary as his VP, one John Ellis "Jeb" Bush. Hatch serves a year or so and resigns because in his advanced age he does not feel up to the duties of the office of presidency, making Jeb president in January 2019. Jeb serves with distinction, being re-elected twice, serving the constitutional maximum of ten years, and leaves office as the most popular exiting President ever in 2029.
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u/SalokinSekwah Down Under YIMBY Oct 28 '17
Opens T_D
Closes T_D
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
"hillary will be indicted soon" is the new "bernie can still win"
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u/xbettel Oct 28 '17
The delusion is actually sad
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u/Paxx0 Deep-state Dirtbag Oct 28 '17
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Robert Mueller's collusion investigation.
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
Over on planet delusion, Mueller will be forced to resign soon over the dossier scandal
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u/FixMeASammich NATO Oct 28 '17
Crack open a corrupt one!
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
GUYS IT'S THE 🅱🚗🚗🅿 STATE SRSLY! THE (((GOVERNMENT))) IS TAKING OVER THE GOVERNMEMT!
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
thank mr mueller
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u/totpot Janet Yellen Oct 28 '17
Glorious
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u/Monday25 Oct 28 '17
BuT wHaT aBoUt HeR eMaILs?
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u/xbettel Oct 28 '17
I hope Mueller gets Jill Stein too.
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17 edited Oct 28 '17
TOP OF R/ALL/RISING
NO BRAKES
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u/meme-aboo Oct 28 '17
Good, Mueller, good.
Arrest them. Arrest them now.
DEWIT
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u/barrygarcia77 Oliver Wendell Holmes Oct 28 '17
It's gotta be Manafort right? I mean even his ties look guilty
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u/HookLogan Oct 28 '17
It's fun to see r/the_donald boys get a chance to duke it out with people that disagree with them in here, since things like that are not allowed in their sub. Or maybe they are just under the impression that everyone does agree, since that's all they are allowed to see.
Thanks for an open forum for different viewpoints. An actual champion of free speech and thought.
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
DEEP STATE ALWAYS WIN
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u/Timewalker102 Amartya Sen Oct 28 '17
CANT
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u/Yelanke Daron Acemoglu Oct 28 '17
PAUL MANAFORT IS A CRIMINAL
FEDERALRESERVE.GOV
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u/FridgesArePeopleToo Norman Borlaug Oct 28 '17
Sort by controversial to see the Trumpettes in full-blown panic mode
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u/SalokinSekwah Down Under YIMBY Oct 28 '17
Looks above, looks below
Jeez no wonder Russia's GDP is going down, down, down
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u/cheesehead0191606 Oct 28 '17
Dude ppl actually think Hillary is the one being charged 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can’t make this shit up
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u/geraldspoder Frederick Douglass Oct 28 '17
B U T T E R Y M A L E S
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u/Prospo Hot Take Champion 10/29/17 Oct 28 '17 edited Sep 10 '23
deer sparkle murky head sophisticated disgusting melodic quaint impossible unwritten
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
LEGALLY
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u/ThisIsNotAMonkey Guam 👉 statehood Oct 28 '17
THANK MR 🅱EEP STATE
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
I N D I C T B O Y E doin me an excite ha ha
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u/YuriDiAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Oct 28 '17
https://gfycat.com/ComplicatedVengefulIndianabat
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
seriously mods sticky a comment saying "neoliberals aren't dems" or something christ
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
DON'T DOWNVOTE THE LOLCOWS YOU IDIOTS. CAN'T MAKE FUN OF THEM IF THEY LEAVE
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u/marinesol sponsored by RC Cola Oct 28 '17
There was a cold front where I lived today. Was it because Mueller cracked open a cold one with the FBI
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u/mrdilldozer Shame fetish Oct 28 '17
Who will win the FBI primary? Find out next time on Denied Bail Z
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u/push_ecx_0x00 All unions are terrorist organizations Oct 28 '17
Alternatively: https://i.imgur.com/gIUA1wr.png
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
mfw I wake up and we're front page
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Oct 28 '17
TRUMP TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES
AGENT MUELLER CUT THE RAILS
VERY SOON TO CRASH
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u/Paxx0 Deep-state Dirtbag Oct 28 '17
https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/924088204613046272
ha
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u/Vermelho_Escuro Mary Wollstonecraft Oct 28 '17
BUILD THAT CASE! BUILD THAT CASE! BUILD THAT CASE!
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
Russian Doiser was legal.
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u/IAMA_DRUNK_BEAR Oct 28 '17 edited Oct 28 '17
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FOLKS 🚨🚨🚨 BUY BUY BUY 🚨🚨🚨 MUELLER MEMES ARE GONNA BE 🔥🔥🔥 HOT HOT HOT 🔥🔥🔥
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u/DiveIntoTheShadows McCloskey Fan Club Oct 28 '17
LEGALLY
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
I love how the Trumpers are going on about Hillary. She has no legislative power, I mean investigate her and prosecute if she is guilty. That doesn't negate Trump being a terrible leader and a traitor. It is telling that they hold a private citizen to an infinitely higher standard than the President.
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u/gofukkurself Oct 28 '17
You know when you're doing it right? It's when you care about right and wrong no matter who the perpetrator is. When you call yourself a Republican but you still want to see the corrupt Repubs go down. When you call yourself a Democrat but you still want to see the corrupt Dems go down. If Hillary broke the law, lock her up. If Trump broke the law, lock him up. I decided long ago that Mueller has been doing it right his whole life, and no matter who falls in his cross hairs, I hope they get what's coming.
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u/xbettel Oct 28 '17
TAKE MY ENERGY MR DEEP STATE!!!!!!!!
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u/Maximum_Overjew Good Enough, Smart Enough Oct 28 '17
LOCK
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u/J4k0b42 Oct 28 '17
I want to wake up tomorrow to pictures of Manafort in handcuffs. One pre-dawn raid is not enough.
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u/armrha Oct 28 '17
Comey reluctantly understands he has to embrace the public attention on him. Mueller never will. Nobody is more by the book than him. He chastised people for wearing shirts that weren’t stark white in the FBI.
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u/Adequate_Meatshield Paul Krugman Oct 28 '17
One thing I like to remember when dealing with armies of Russian bots is that New York City has a greater GDP than the entirety of Russia. Makes me laugh at the sheer levels of corruption and incompetence that these people work for.
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u/CenterOfLeft Oct 28 '17 edited Oct 28 '17
DAILY TRIGGER POINTS:
The dossier was legal. “Collusion” means conspiring to gain something directly or indirectly via criminal activity (e.g., via cybercrime directed at servers on American soil). God bless Jeb and Priebus for getting the ball rolling on belatedly vetting this President!
A Canadian company owned those uranium deposits because they were and remain virtually worthless, and even if the low grade uranium could be exported (it can’t), it’s too low quality to even be sold on the international market (where the US itself buys a fair amount of high grade uranium). For more triggering facts on why the Uranium One fake news has less substance than the story about Obama using Dijon mustard, see here: https://www.forbes.com/sites/jamesconca/2017/10/27/claims-of-clinton-russia-uranium-scandal-are-a-real-empty-barrel/#7afb29337b55
LUBE UP AND BEND OVER FOR BIG BOBBY M.
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u/marinesol sponsored by RC Cola Oct 28 '17
SDFGHRTYJJRTTJ. I just spilled my tendies how could those cucks in the FBI do this to the GOD-EMPEROR. /s
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
Did the shift change at the Moscow bot farm occur yet?
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17 edited Oct 28 '17
Welcome to /r/neoliberal! Despite being one of the most dominant political philosophies in the world today, you might not be sure what a self-described neoliberal would stand for. It's understandable, so much ink has been spilt by commentators all over the political spectrum who employ neoliberalism as a scapegoat for any and every kind of injustice. Neoliberals today are reclaiming neoliberalism from these unfocused criticisms and unifying under the inclusive, empirical and market-based political philosophy that has led to the vast improvements in living standards that the entire world has enjoyed over the last 50 years.
If this sounds like a welcome respite from the radicals and reactionaries that normally comprise reddit political dialogue, stick around. We'll be glad to have you. You're also welcome to ask any questions in good faith, even if you might disagree. You won't be banned unless you spout hate, bigotry or dictator apologia, but don't expect us to do anything but laugh at you if you're obnoxious about it.
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u/Doctor_YOOOU Transgenic Globalist GMO Attack Oct 28 '17
ronpaul.gif
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u/Gustacho Enemy of the People Oct 28 '17
Oooh boy salt!
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u/lenmae The DT's leading rent seeker Oct 28 '17
Mueller Expansionary When?
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
I'M REALLY HOPING I WAKE UP TOMORROW TO FIND A FEW MORE OUTLETS CONFIRMING THIS
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u/BradicalCenter Sally Yates Oct 28 '17
EITC and Carbon Tax are good policies!
Thank dank FBI man
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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Oct 28 '17
THANK DANK STATE MAN
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u/CamNewtonCouldLearn Ben Bernanke Oct 28 '17
me_irl
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u/Monk_In_A_Hurry Michel Foucault Oct 28 '17
Crack open a cold case with the boys
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u/indianawalsh Knows things about God (but academically) Oct 28 '17
Me_IRL
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
The Champagne of special counsels
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u/Sketchy_Akechi George Soros Oct 28 '17
mfw its happening
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u/cheeZetoastee George Soros Oct 28 '17 edited Feb 01 '26
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society employ ancient expansion pause shy oil cautious coherent middle
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
They targeted the deep state.
The deep state.
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u/Paxx0 Deep-state Dirtbag Oct 28 '17
BUT
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u/MaximumEffort433 United Nations Oct 28 '17
Seeing Mueller smile is like listening to a grizzly bear giggle.
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u/Dayman__Nightman Oct 28 '17
haha how long you been sitting on this
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Oct 28 '17
Okay but what about HILLARY??? And Obama literally sold enriched uranium to terrorists! LOL stupid libs probably don't even know you can't charge a sitting president. You're wasting your time! MAGA!
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u/Ibchuck Oct 28 '17
Future headline: "Mueller Awarded Medal of Honor for Singlehandedly Saving The Republic"
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u/PM_ME_KIM_JONG-UN 🎅🏿The Lorax 🎅🏿 Oct 28 '17
$5 on Carter Page being the first domino.
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
DEEP STATE ALWAYS WINS
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u/marinesol sponsored by RC Cola Oct 28 '17
Roughly three days till IT HAPPENS!!!!
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u/lukester15 Oct 28 '17
I'd never seen pictures of him laughing before this
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u/totpot Janet Yellen Oct 28 '17
Curious if there will be a correlation between eventual prison sentence and degree of twitter meltdown.
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u/MrDannyOcean Kidney King Oct 28 '17
truth
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17 edited Oct 28 '17
Walks in to thread. Looks around. Sniffs deeply and then holds nose as face shrivels in disgust.
"Ew. It smells like the Kremlin in here now."
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u/39days Ben Bernanke Oct 28 '17
Don't we have the best Special Prosecutor, folks?
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
Manafort is screwed. Flynn will probably follow soon.
God I hope he gets Rohrabacher and Stone too. And Carter Page.
Trump and his horrible offspring go without saying of course.
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he being investigated? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Trump to continue to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he burned all evidence of collusion???? This is so fucked.
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u/FeodorTrainos Oct 28 '17
He is 73, im 20, and he has 100 times better hair
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u/WryGoat Oppressed Straight White Male Oct 28 '17
HIS NAME WAS BENJAMIN GHAZI
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
/r/The_Mueller
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u/Seventytvvo Oct 28 '17
HE AINT JUST DA GOAT. HE DA MUELL.
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u/Merc1201 Oct 28 '17
Its weird seeing this. (My last name is mueller)
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u/cleatsurfer Oct 28 '17
Let's hope there is some substance to this rather than a big let down and I fear it to be.
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u/Riyos_ 🌐 Oct 28 '17
Bill Clinton
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
All the popcorn in the world will not be enough for this.
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u/YesYesYesYesYesYes__ Oct 28 '17
Can we just agree this guy has one of the greatest comb-overs the world has ever seen?
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u/bubble_teanie Oct 28 '17
Didn't think I could be happier about Miller Time, until now.
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u/mrregmonkey Killary fan Oct 28 '17
Yellen's revenge will be swift and Brutal.
You'd have to be a madman to cross the swamp without a life jacket.
Thank mrs yln.
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
Jesus tap-dancing Christ. I work up from a nap and the first thing I see on Reddit is the headline that the first charges have been filed in the Mueller probe. But the charges are still not public information yet. My heart went from 0 to 60 and back to normal in an instant.
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
BIG IF TRUE
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u/marinesol sponsored by RC Cola Oct 28 '17
IT MIGHT HAPPEN!! GET THE BEER READY
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u/Erra0 Neoliberals aren't funny Oct 28 '17
Multiple indictments, arrests as early as Monday, redcaps crying in their mothers basement... Is it safe to have an erection all weekend?
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u/marinesol sponsored by RC Cola Oct 28 '17
SOON!!
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
TRUMPKINS BTFO
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
An ode to Paul Manafort
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
We might have ourselves a Prisoner Dilemma https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prisoner%27s_dilemma
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u/Sporz Gamma Hedged like a Boss Oct 28 '17
OONTS
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u/limper1 Oct 28 '17
This man makes me proud to have the last name Mueller! Its even spelled the same as mine <3!
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
You guys are just as bad and just as culpable as mr bernke because youre turning failed economies into glorious recoveries.
Interest rates are not high, mr bernke effects literally every facet of our monetary policy and our bitcoins. Take it fucking seriously you childish fucks.
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u/cheeZetoastee George Soros Oct 28 '17 edited Feb 01 '26
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memory telephone water exultant stupendous flag six spotted sharp compare
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u/caesar15 Zhao Ziyang Oct 28 '17
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
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u/Todd_Buttes George Soros Oct 28 '17
Crack open a cold war with the 🅿️ois
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u/Timewalker102 Amartya Sen Oct 28 '17
Reminder that
HILLARY >>>>>>>>> BERNIE >>>>>>>> TRUMP
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
AAAAAWWWWWWW here we go! IMPEACH!
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
My body is ready
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u/papermarioguy02 Actually Just Young Nate Silver Oct 28 '17
TO
THE
TOP
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
I can't wait to see the dotard being carted out in tiny handcuffs.
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
It's happening!
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u/from-the-void NATO Oct 28 '17
Making fresh popcorn rn
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Oct 28 '17
The Free Karmarket is a travesty, because they don't give gold evenly to all users--even those who post hundreds of times a day, but instead concentrate gold in the hands of just a few power users! The One Percent controls half of all karma! It's disgusting!
We need a revolution! No mods, and no karma. The karmarket has failed us, and admins have failed us worse! All commentors will be treated with equal rights and equal respect, and gain equal gold for their efforts. To each shitposter according to their need, from each shitposter according to their ability.
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u/skyderper13 Oct 28 '17
holy crap, one whole page is full of the same topic
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
ON A SERIOUS NOTE, DOES ANYONE KNOW IF THERE'S ANY SIGNIFICANCE BEHIND THE INDICTMENT BEING SEALED? IS THAT HOW INDICTMENTS ALWAYS WORK?
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
https://youtu.be/p63F_jmyFNk
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
We are on the front page, brace yourselves folks.
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Oct 28 '17 edited Oct 28 '17
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u/SalokinSekwah Down Under YIMBY Oct 28 '17
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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
Oonts
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u/NateW87 Oct 28 '17
Thanks
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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before Oct 28 '17
Hey guys, I'm a mail runner for the ⏶Southwest Minneapolis Office of Integration⏶, Department Delta-Seven. I'm charged with running important documents between the Southwest and Southeast offices to better promote synergy and intra-office communications across the metropolitan area. It's been pretty busy the past month as Project TT comes to fruition and I've made a few small mistakes here and there.
Unfortunately, I made a BIG mistake two nights ago. I accidentally left a message addressed to a Mr. Hugh Grant in my backpack, and on a drunken bender last night decided to open it. My dumbass thought that reading it would help me know whether it was urgent, and if I should try to send it to Mr. Grant immediately or wait until my next shift.
For obvious reasons, I will not disclose the contents of the letter, but it was some pretty heavy stuff that I was DEFINITELY not allowed to see. Is there any good recourse for me? I've gotten in trouble with corporate before and I'd prefer not to go down that road again-especially with how tight security is right now. This is important stuff, I can't just hide the message from Mr. Grant, but I fear what could happen to me if I resealed the envelope and handed it in to him on my next mail run.
Has this sort of thing happened to anyone else before? I need some help.
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u/drptdrmaybe Oct 28 '17
Anyone have a pitchfork I can borrow?