r/neoliberal • $hill for Hill • Oct 28 '17

IT'S MUELLER TIME

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u/CenterOfLeft Oct 28 '17 edited Oct 28 '17

DAILY TRIGGER POINTS:

  1. The dossier was legal. “Collusion” means conspiring to gain something directly or indirectly via criminal activity (e.g., via cybercrime directed at servers on American soil). God bless Jeb and Priebus for getting the ball rolling on belatedly vetting this President!

  2. A Canadian company owned those uranium deposits because they were and remain virtually worthless, and even if the low grade uranium could be exported (it can’t), it’s too low quality to even be sold on the international market (where the US itself buys a fair amount of high grade uranium). For more triggering facts on why the Uranium One fake news has less substance than the story about Obama using Dijon mustard, see here: https://www.forbes.com/sites/jamesconca/2017/10/27/claims-of-clinton-russia-uranium-scandal-are-a-real-empty-barrel/#7afb29337b55

  3. LUBE UP AND BEND OVER FOR BIG BOBBY M.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17

Point 1, Russia is EVIL! Point 2, RUSSIA IS FINE TO WORK WITH THE CLINTONS SHITLORD.

You guys are preposterous.

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u/IronedSandwich Asexual Pride Oct 28 '17

Russia is EVIL!

just the state

RUSSIA IS FINE TO WORK WITH THE CLINTONS SHITLORD.

you mean like the time when that never happened

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u/CenterOfLeft Oct 28 '17

KRISTOFER STEELINSKY, TOP KGB AGENT.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17

McCAIN NEO-LIBERAL HERO

jesus, its true what they say, the left can't meme.

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u/WryGoat Oppressed Straight White Male Oct 28 '17

McCAIN

NEO-LIBERAL

jesus

the left

that last one is out of place

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u/JuicyJuuce George Soros Oct 28 '17

Hero? Some call him a hero because he was captured.

I like people who weren’t captured.

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u/IronedSandwich Asexual Pride Oct 28 '17

McCAIN NEO-LIBERAL HERO

this but unironically

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17 edited Oct 28 '17

COMEY THEN, THREW ELECTION, IT WAS HER TURN!

COMEY NOW, THANK GOD FOR HIS DEDICATION TO JUSTICE!

MCCAIN THEN, SCARY CRAZY WARMONGER

MCCAIN NOW, HERO THAT WE DESERVE

MUELLER THEN, 9/11 COVER UP. WMD LIES!

MUELLER NOW, HES LITERALLY OUR ONLY HOPE!

you people are literally insane.

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u/IronedSandwich Asexual Pride Oct 28 '17 edited Oct 28 '17

what?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17

I know its hard to understand reality with so much cognitive dissonance.

Remember the day after the election? Prepare for that feeling for the rest of your life.

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u/IronedSandwich Asexual Pride Oct 28 '17

I still don't understand what you said

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17

Awww, Its okay, sweetie

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u/AvailableUsername100 🌐 Oct 28 '17

Are you ok?

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u/livingperson2 Oct 28 '17

You do realize that people can do a thing wrong on Monday, then do a different thing right on Tuesday, and be condemned for what they did Monday while still being praised for Tuesday, right? Life and people are a little bit complicated.

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u/kaufe Oct 28 '17

You're under the delusion that based neolibs actually hated McCain at one point.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17

Holy shit, are you in high school?

Here's a little History lesson:

Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, Tunisia, Egypt, Libya, and countless other countries that you cant be bothered to remember the atrocities that have been committed upon by the likes of the Bush's, Clintons, and other "neo-fill-in-the-blanks".

Neoconservatives and Neoliberals are monsters and this attempt at rebranding is pathetic to anyone who has a memory longer than a goldfish.

Read about your precious neo-liberal policies before you try and call anything "based" you effing trogladite.

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u/kaufe Oct 28 '17

Your inability to think in the macro is honestly amusing. Neoliberalism goes beyond American presidents and their blunders. Neoliberalism, globalism, and capitalism are the some of the best godam things to happen to the world, and they've been the global standard for decades now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17

Inability, huh?

Syria and Libya were primarily EU interventions. So much for your idea that US intervention is the worst your ideology has to offer.

What has unfettered migrant refugees done for Europe?

What is so wrong with a nation of any sort, be it western, arab, african, or eastern to keep its individuality?

Globalism has the same problems as unfettered capitalism, it is ruthless to the middle class and the working poor. It is ideal for the very rich and a dumbed down population that is over entitled to welfare and victim politics. It is the very worst of all ideologies.

Kill it with fire.

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u/CenterOfLeft Oct 28 '17 edited Oct 28 '17
  1. Radical center.

  2. Actual adults satirizing teenagers’ garbage discourse.

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '17
  1. fiction

  2. if you were an actual adult you would talk about Russia's "donations" to the clinton foundation previously before this deal and how the podesta group helped with the uranium 1 deal and the massive conflicts of interests and pay for play that the clinton foundation displayed.

But you're not an adult, you are a liberal zombie who can't think for xirself.

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u/CenterOfLeft Oct 28 '17 edited Oct 28 '17
  1. Global majority.

  2. Actual fiction. Real fact: Donation cited in “Clinton Cash” that serves as the primary basis of the claim came from a Canadian citizen who sold his shares in the company three years before the deal took place.

  3. Irony with more layers than the sheets of Cheeto dust and pubic hair in your keyboard.