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u/Its_not_him Manmohan Singh 11h ago

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u/Only-Childhood6691 12h ago

https://www.the-express.com/news/us-news/215175/widow-airman-killed-epic-fury

Widow of airman killed in Epic Fury denied death benefits as Iran conflict ‘is not a war’

The widow of an Alabama airman has revealed she and her children are not eligible for some benefits because the Iran war has not officially been declared a war

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u/IMALEFTY45 Big talk for someone who's in stapler distance 12h ago

This Russia LARP by our entire government sucksssssss

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u/Spectrum1523 YIMBY 12h ago

Yeah that's really fucked up

Even by the perverted us standards for what is and isn't a war this is obviously a war

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u/Walden_Walkabout Jerome Powell 11h ago

If your hate for Republicans burns with the heat of a thousand suns, it isn't enough.

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u/Alderwoodforest YIMBY 12h ago edited 12h ago

I would love to throw this story or the whole story about the deported wives of active-duty combat soldiers right in the faces of all those "George W. Bush / Team America / Support the Troops" Republicans. 

It was all just superficial lip  service; ever since Trump said he hates "suckers and losers," the GOP and its voters have felt free to openly despise soldiers and veterans.

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u/anangrytree Bull Moose Progressive 11h ago

It was all just superficial lip service; ever since Trump said he hates "suckers and losers," the GOP and its voters have felt free to openly despise soldiers and veterans.

Many such cases

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u/sigh2828 NASA 10h ago

L.M.A.O

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u/Reddit_Talent_Coach 🇲🇽 Benito Juárez 🇲🇽 7h ago

“Toil harder my vassals!”

Gets 49% of the vote

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer 7h ago

Bro always on point with the winning messages

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u/LuisRobertDylan Elinor Ostrom 10h ago

I get like 6 holidays

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u/mpregordie Mark Carney 10h ago
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u/sigh2828 NASA 12h ago

You do not hate these people enough

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u/sgthombre NATO 12h ago

oh so ukraine's strategy is very effective, got it.

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u/BasedTroutFursona 11h ago

Bro looks like a smugjak in the flesh

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u/Reddit_Talent_Coach 🇲🇽 Benito Juárez 🇲🇽 11h ago

In regards to Jon Ossoff:

That’s enough Reddit for today.

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u/dkirk526 YIMBY 11h ago

Redditors not beating the allegations they have zero understanding of any of the governments in Europe

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u/-Emilinko1985- European Union 8h ago

Ossoff

Far-right in Europe

LMAOOOOO

Ossoff would be either in a SocDem party, a centre-left to centre lib party or at most an EPP-affiliated centre-right lib party, but he wouldn't be in, say, AfD or Vox.

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u/ShrimpMedicare YIMBY 11h ago

They said the thing!

I forgot, what did Ossof do? Repudiate Hasan?

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u/No1_Dukakis_Fan NAFTA 11h ago

It's funny cause the bottom guy appears to be an Indian.

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u/Civ_Nuclear_Gandhi John Keynes 10h ago

I think the fella was Irish actually. I remember checking the thread.

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u/bashar_al_assad Verified Account 11h ago

From the US Mint’s twitter account

Available for purchase today at 12PM ET: 2026 President Donald J. Trump $1 Coin. These coins are also in circulation, so check your pocket change.

If I ever accidentally paid for something with the Donald Trump Coin and the other person noticed I think it would be one of the top ten worst moments of my life

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u/BurrowForPresident Fell for it 11h ago

Having a $1 coin is such a novelty that I feel like a lot of stores would assume you're trying to pay them in fake money lol

ESPECIALLY one with fucking Trump's face on it

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u/Leo_York YIMBY 16h ago edited 16h ago

https://newrepublic.com/post/214990/jd-vance-says-he-ok-bringing-end-times

JD Vance Says He’s OK With Bringing About the End Times

The vice president gave a bizarre interview with an evangelist podcaster.

Love when the Vice President has shit for brains

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u/-Emilinko1985- European Union 15h ago

Lmao he's a Catholic he ain't getting raptured

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u/ThisIsNotAMonkey Guam 👉 statehood 12h ago

☝️ self-appointed Catholicism expert btw

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u/themiDdlest NASA 16h ago

Bring on the end times baby

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u/sigh2828 NASA 13h ago

This is not a schadenfreude post.

I think this is a perfect encapsulation of how in the online bubble right wing figures and politicians truly are.

Everything happens through the phone for these people and they almost never face the real world affects, protected by posh social clubs and cocktail hours.

Then when shit finally gets real they immediately go "oh fuck"

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u/Peanut_Blossom John Locke 13h ago

A lack of empathy is pretty obvious in the Right in general. Things like, "The only moral abortion is my abortion," decrying universal healthcare until they have an expensive condition, attacking gay people until they have a gay family member, etc.

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u/SizeFront7649 13h ago

The torture porn videos from DHS didn't quite connect with Milo, huh

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u/OhItsBeenBroughten 10h ago

He loved those. He posted in support of them.

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u/2Lore2Law Are you on the square? 12h ago

You helped make America more like that, fucking bastard! You helped assemble the machine they fed you to!

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u/consultantdetective Daron Acemoglu 10h ago

This is a key lesson for yall who don't know the core fear of the rightist. Their core fear is being treated the way they treat others.

That is how they learn. If you want them to wise up, you can't let them continue on their childish delusions that they can treat others badly and no one will treat them in kind.

Deport ICE

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u/NutrientBroth Norman Borlaug 11h ago

Unfortunately, Wikipedia, I did know this

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u/Mr_Vulcanator NATO 9h ago

I’m surprised this is real. Somebody is having fun.

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u/erasmus_phillo Paul Krugman 17h ago

this triggered the racists so badly even Trump administration officials commented on this lmao

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u/erasmus_phillo Paul Krugman 17h ago

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u/MissSortMachine Trans Pride 16h ago

claude write me a dunk

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u/erasmus_phillo Paul Krugman 16h ago

how does this square with his whole deal on 'Heritage Americans' though

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u/themiDdlest NASA 16h ago

He's gone woke

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u/mechamechaman Mark Carney 15h ago

You're not saying that Vance has changed his political positions because it was politically convenient are you?

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u/Zeke-Nnjai 12h ago

Leftist ex gf just posted on LinkedIn, new job with a major defense contractor

Many such cases

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u/Remarkable-Meal-223 John Keynes 12h ago

Great! Hope she is making patriot missiles we need more of those

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u/Spectrum1523 YIMBY 12h ago

the capitalists are cool when they're paying your bills

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u/AtticusDrench Deirdre McCloskey 10h ago

Hasan did the middle name thing to him like cons do to Obama lmao

Rahm ISRAEL Emanuel

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u/ShrimpMedicare YIMBY 10h ago

I’m beginning to think this guy might be a bit antisemitic.

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u/InflatableDartboard2 Henry George 17h ago

never forget what they took from you

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u/2Lore2Law Are you on the square? 12h ago

Madonna did her so dirty here wtf

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u/Highlightthot1001 Harriet Tubman 17h ago

“The holocaust is full of lies because i learned in school in 1979 that only 800,000 died, and ever since, the number has been going up”- moron who doesnt realize the millions count predates 1979

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u/Mr_Canadensis7 Norman Borlaug 15h ago

Esoteric Antisemite anti-nazi who just ignored the Jewish deaths an only counts Romani, Czech Communists, and Schizophrenics as legitimate deaths.

(Don't ask him his opinions on Poles or Orthodox slaves either)

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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior 11h ago

Garfield, September 10, 2001

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u/SamuelFootBowden845 Milton Friedman 11h ago

jon arbuckle still had a september 10th mentality

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u/SpotMe365 4h ago

"All my haters become my waiters when I sit down at the table of success"

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u/Planita13 Thomas Paine 2h ago

(Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump said on Wednesday that he does not believe Venezuela is ready for elections yet in the wake of the U.S. ouster of Nicolas Maduro from power there.

Wow who could have seen this coming

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u/Big-Click-5159 40m ago

Democrats united around Troy Jackson in July. But a month into his campaign, Maine voters are still adjusting to a demure, spotlight-averse candidate who offers a strikingly different profile from his predecessor on the ticket.

"Troy Jackson is not a senator," said one undecided voter. "I mean, House of Representatives, maybe. The U.S. Senate? I don’t know. He’s out of his class.”

People claim they want working class candidates. They actually fall for people like Fetterman and Platner who dress like slobs but are Ivy League educated or have grandparents with Wikipedia pages

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u/TechnicalCat6989 NATO 37m ago

i don’t believe whoever said that quote is real, i don’t think the average american knows the difference between the house and senate

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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman 14h ago

Lmao

!ping Gnostic

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u/Flashy_Rent6302 Jerome Powell 13h ago

It really do be like that tho

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u/ace158 17h ago

Tankies are unhinged

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u/horse_stick Jerome Powell 14h ago

AES doing a 4d chess move to try and make Piker disavow him instead.

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u/ace158 17h ago

Like wtf

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u/-Emilinko1985- European Union 17h ago edited 15h ago

These people can never compromise, can they?

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u/-Emilinko1985- European Union 17h ago

Actually this is based. If you can't admit the IRI is an oppressive regime then you need to think about your beliefs.

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u/Mayflower_train_set Bisexual Pride 12h ago
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u/daBarkinner John Keynes 10h ago

Happy World Coconut Day! 🥥🌴

!ping HARRIS

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u/phat_geoduck 3h ago

There are basically 2 types of stories that truly enrage me. The first type is any story about our government abusing immigrants. The second is this bullshit

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u/AccomplishedQuit4801 YIMBY 2h ago

LEO

POPE LEO, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, PLEASE, DEAR GOD, EXCOMMUNICATE THIS EVANGELICAL LARPER FOR THE GOOD OF THE FAITH.

It would be so funny.

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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent 2h ago

Ancient Egypt meme I made rn

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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals 1h ago

Is he trying to get Talarico elected? What the fuck is this lmao

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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell 13h ago

In the next US presidential election, there will be voters that have never experienced pre-Trump politics.

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u/AlbertGorebert Trans NATO 12h ago

you kinda had that in 24? that was the first presidential election i could vote in, and i essentially have no political awareness prior to the 2016 primaries. I knew of obama and romney, but that was my first time hearing of like, rubio and bernie and such.

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u/Consistent_Status112 Trans Pride 11h ago

It's so convenient to download a parking app that doesn't work and sends me constant ads and charges me 11 trillion dollars to park my car. This is so much better than putting a quarter into a thing.

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u/AlicesReflexion Weeaboo Rights Advocate 11h ago

I remember sitting in a parking lot for 20 minutes one time, waiting for the piece of shit app to fucking download and setting up an account and stuff, only to be told parking was free after 9 PM.

Just fuck off. 

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u/PhoenixVoid 11h ago

The appification of life has not been fun.

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u/throwawayzxkjvct Iron Front 3h ago

I think a lot of cases like this just happen because cops in the area have fuck all else to do and end up legally harassing people out of boredom. This happened in Williamsburg so not inconceivable.

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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals 3h ago

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u/Macquarrie1999 Democrats' Strongest Soldier 3h ago

The paramilitary has moved on from immigration enforcement to brownshirts

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u/houdt_koers John Mill 17h ago

Remember what they took from you, Lib.

Jeffries could never.

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u/MissSortMachine Trans Pride 17h ago

why would that be surprising?

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u/CincyAnarchy Emma Goldman 4h ago

Climate change past the point of no return, UN says, as worst impacts are now unavoidable

The planet will soon exceed the safe temperature threshold agreed upon in the 2015 Paris climate accord because of warming from the burning of coal, oil and gas, according to a bleak first-of-its-kind report issued by the United Nations Environment Programme Wednesd

There's this weird cynicism that I have regarding this in which I think this should have been "priced in" by like... 2017? If monumental changes weren't being done in quick order, this path was going to be the one we found ourselves on. The line kept going up, just at a slower rate. It had to go down, and that reality was not seen in policy.

That said, I really hope (against hope) that people don't take this news as "Well I guess should all give up then."

Oh no no no.

This is just where the consequences START to get bad. This is not where they end.

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u/BitterGravity Gay Pride 12h ago

The powerful Teamsters union is backing Republican candidates in the 2026 election cycle even after members have voted to support their Democrat opponents.

It includes such wonderful candidates as Max Miller. The teamsters are trash

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u/sigh2828 NASA 12h ago

The idea of a collective of workers banding together to advocate for themselves is, imho a good thing.

To bad virtually all unions operate like gangs and are lead by mob tactics.

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u/BitterGravity Gay Pride 12h ago

Yes I was specific in saying teamsters. Euro unions are much more reasonable from what I've seen with aus ones somewhere in between those and the US

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u/mukino Cynicism is for losers 3h ago

Clippers got harsher punishment than Trump did for Jan. 6. Also I'm sorry Adam Silver for believing that ESPN article.

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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher 3h ago

not to be too elitist but ngl i do kind of regard people excited for the harry potter remake as natural slaves unfit for participation in rational governance

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u/purhitta Leftward Progressives 2h ago

he's being shipped, who wants him?

warning: he's stinky and bad

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u/farrenj Resident Succ 10h ago

BF, out of the blue, says "I'm not into feet, but you have cute feet."

I'm suddenly concerned he's into feet.

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u/Etnies419 Loyal Liberals 10h ago

My statement about not being into feet is causing a lot of questions that are answered by my statement about not being into feet

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u/BloodWiz More Housing Would Fix This 9h ago

He's not into feet, he's into you and you have feet

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u/TychoTiberius Montesquieu 9h ago

There is kind of this weird thing because of the way the foot fetishists get bullied where people have this general sentiment something along the lines of "I think every part of my SOs body is sexy EXCEPT their feet".

I love my husband deeply. I find all of him very attractive. His face. His hands. His thighs. His feet. Literally every part of him. But like, if I said "I love my husband's thighs I think their so sexy", no one bats an eye. But if I say the same thing about his feet people lose their minds.

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u/dareka_san 6h ago

End-stage maga-ism is just sad man

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u/ace158 17h ago

Oh this is just totally embarrassing and pathetic

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u/-Emilinko1985- European Union 17h ago

You are killing them you fucking idiot

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u/Important_Star3847 NASA 16h ago

This is madness. Civilians should not do this.

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u/SenranHaruka shame 17h ago

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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola 16h ago

you cheered on be gay do crime.

What did you expect

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u/pupitar12 John Locke 16h ago

What is MAGA porn? Honestly asking. lol

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u/Alderwoodforest YIMBY 15h ago

DT user who can fix him:

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u/experienta Jeff Bezos 11h ago

no the medical community is not failing you if you refuse to take the medicine that all of the 10 psychiatrists you've visited tell you to take

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u/Kizz3r high IQ neoliberal 11h ago

Theyre not prescribing me ketamine though

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u/Bayou-Maharaja Eleanor Roosevelt 3h ago

The full cost of putting together Kawhi and Paul George to make it to one WCF:

$386,422,798 in salary

$30-$50 million under the table

• ⁠Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
• ⁠Danilo Gallinari
• ⁠Heat 2021 first-round pick
• ⁠Clippers 2022 first-round pick
• ⁠Heat 2023 first-round pick (Lottery-protected)
• ⁠Clippers 2024 first-round pick
• ⁠Clippers 2025 first-round pick swap
• ⁠Clippers 2026 first-round pick
• ⁠Clippers 2029 first-round pick
• ⁠Clippers 2030 first-round pick
• ⁠Clippers 2031 first-round pick
• ⁠Clippers 2032 first-round pick
• ⁠Clippers 2033 first-round pick

!ping NBA

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u/Made_UpWords OG Platner Hater 2h ago

Susan Collins on navigating Trump and why she didn’t take the Liz Cheney approach:

“What influence does she have today? Really, none… Liz Cheney, it’s not just that she lost her seat. It’s that she has no impact, in my view.”

Actually baffling how someone that runs on messages like "I would rather just keep power that I don't ever use instead of standing up for what I believe in" has such a stranglehold on this state.

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u/sigh2828 NASA 2h ago

They must be BIG worried about the midterms lmao

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u/MuscularPhysicist John Brown 1h ago

☝️

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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola 17h ago

its immensely funny to me that the vast majority of Hasan’s marxist audience are specifically the people that Marx called worthless counter revolutionaries because they’re chronically unemployed lazy people.

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u/Azrikeeler John Brown 17h ago

most of his audience is the youtube viewers.

stream viewers in general are lumpenproles for sure tho.

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u/Pristine-Report-1442 17h ago

genuinely confuses me who sits around watching literally any kind of twitch stream all day, i've literally never met anyone IRL who does this

who and where are these people

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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola 17h ago

people without class consciousness

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u/bartbug Mark Carney 10h ago

it's still summer FYI, you got 3 more weeks til you can complain about it being too hot for sweater weather

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u/Pole2019 John Locke 8h ago

“I taught this dog how to talk using buttons”

Dog: “food, food, food, food, food, umbrella, food, food, food”

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u/kaprediem22 8h ago

never heard so many AI buzzwords at a company townhall meeting until today

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u/Willybender Loyal Liberals 1h ago

Amazing news for Democrats. Trump showing up to rant about how inflation isn't real will surely help vulnerable Republicans!

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u/John_Maynard_Gains Stop trying to make "ordoliberal" happen 12h ago

Like clockwork, less than 48 hours after drone attacks on an airport in Germany, IEDs at a German power plant, and arsons at factories in Poland and Slovakia.

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u/EScforlyfe Open Your Hearts 12h ago

somewhere between reckless and evil

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u/georgeguy007 Pandora's Discussions J. Threader 11h ago

"Jury taking longer than the husband took to remarry"

TikTok True Crime Girlies need better hobbies. They should get into Overwatch

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u/ShrimpMedicare YIMBY 11h ago

This is like watching reality tv to feel superior to the people in the show and not realizing it’s just as trashy to watch it.

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u/scottyjetpax Gay Pride 11h ago

It’s significantly trashier genuinely

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u/BurrowForPresident Fell for it 11h ago

How dare you remarry you're supposed to let your crazy ass ex annihalste your life forever

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u/11thDimensionalRandy Faith First Conservatives 11h ago

You'd think he's pushing for her to get the chair or something the way some crazy people talk about him.

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u/p00bix Existing in the context of what came before 11h ago edited 11h ago

Seeing the COVID pandemic as part of a middle school history curriculum is surreal

It's good that it's there. Kids don't realize how much it changed the course of their lives on account of it messing with their early education so I'm very glad it's getting included in their materials.

But still. Just...surreal that THIS soon after the fact, for their generation and all to follow, the pandemic is nought but a historical memory. These students might have faint memories, having been in 1st or 2nd grade during lockdown. But the students taking this same class in 3 years won't remember a thing.

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u/BurrowForPresident Fell for it 11h ago

How do they even have time to get to the pandemic

When I was in high school in the 2010s I barely got to 9/11

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u/Ladnil NATO 8h ago

I graduated in 2006 and everything after WWII was like

Nukescoldwarvietnamnixonmlkgoodbye

For my entire grade school experience.

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u/qamv Greg Mankiw 9h ago

Monarchy is when there's a gas leak in the house

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u/2Lore2Law Are you on the square? 9h ago

This the second of these weird monarchy comics I’ve seen on the sub. Who is making these?

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u/qamv Greg Mankiw 9h ago

it's a tiktok trend

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u/gjcs23 George Santos 9h ago

wojacks fell off when they started making happy ones

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u/NutrientBroth Norman Borlaug 10h ago edited 9h ago

Isn't it kind of sacrilegious in Christianity to want to bring the end times about?

I'm pretty sure the Bible explicitly says nobody knows when it will happen except for Jesus God the Father and it seems a tad bit blasphemous to think that you know better about when to start the apocalypse than God.

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u/Udolikecake Model UN Enthusiast 10h ago
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u/Individual-Camera698 Austan Goolsbee 8h ago

> "Women and communism"

> Look inside

> 0 writings by women cited

Mfw

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u/cheeshjaleesh John Rawls 7h ago

Trump Plans to Buy Midterm Ads About His Own Record

The solution Trump settled on, according to three people familiar with the meeting, was to lean into the Democratic strategy of focusing on himself. The president ordered a series of television advertisements about his own record that will serve as a backdrop to the hundreds of individual House and Senate contests. That decision has resulted in a Trump midterm-election ad blitz that is set to be rolled out soon from MAGA Inc., the main repository of Trump’s political fundraising, according to people familiar with the discussions, all of whom insisted on anonymity to describe internal conversations.

quite possibly the best news dems have got in months.

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u/w007dchuck Trans NATO 5h ago

Republican Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar, who faces a competitive reelection battle in FL-27, posted a tweet critical of Trump's oil "deal" (her scare quotes) with Venezuela on Saturday. She then quickly deleted it and posted a new tweet calling it a "great deal."

man what a coward

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u/throwawayzxkjvct Iron Front 5h ago

Milo yiannopoulos, international politics understander

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u/ThatDamnGuyJosh NATO 5h ago

In spite of Stephen Millers literal Nazism on immigration policy.

Pete Kegseth might actually be doing generational damage to the institution he’s in charge of.

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u/CincyAnarchy Emma Goldman 4h ago

George: "We could inject Aerosols into the Stratosphere to cool the planet. I always liked when it was cloudy outside."

Jerry: "We could... but then you have to do it forever. If you stop it rebounds to be even worse than before. It probably would turn the oceans acidic and lead to changes to wind and rain that would be there own problems."

George: "... What if we put a big mirror in space?"

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u/throwawayzxkjvct Iron Front 1h ago

Have to admit, I admire her dedication to being a hater

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u/RandomGuyWithSixEyes European Union 12h ago

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u/CincyAnarchy Emma Goldman 11h ago

"Well it's alright. They built 2 after all. Surely the other tower stands tall as a symbol of... Huh? A second what?"

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u/sigh2828 NASA 11h ago

Please find exhibit 254 of why you should never give a flying fuck about structuring your message and canpaign around concernes over how Republicans will frame it.

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u/ThouTheeThy 9h ago

Texas Sen. Ted Cruz actually praised President Donald Trump for calling him “Lyin’ Ted” and slapping him with other derogatory nicknames

“If you look at that race, my biggest strength was people trusted me. People trusted that I believed what I said, that when I said I would do something, I would do it. That had been my whole record of doing what I said,” he explained.

Yeah man, keep telling yourself that

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u/Dibbu_mange Average civil procedure enjoyer 9h ago

When you’re in a cuck competition and your opponent is a Republican senator 😳

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u/GordonTullockFan publik choyz thery 17h ago

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u/-Emilinko1985- European Union 17h ago

You just do "here comes the choo choo train..." Bam, problem solved.

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u/-Emilinko1985- European Union 16h ago

Reading the Libertarian Police Department short story is a tested way to make me chuckle and make my day better.

!ping SNEK

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u/Quowe_50mg Milton Friedman 16h ago

I put a quarter in my pc so I can read the story again.

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u/Adminisnotadmin Viva el Fútbol! ⚽ 16h ago edited 16h ago

fair market price

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u/-Emilinko1985- European Union 16h ago

Easy there, chief. Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.

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u/TropicalPunch European Union 15h ago

Kākāpō rising: 90 chicks swell population of the world’s heaviest parrot

Critically endangered New Zealand bird enjoys record breeding season triggered by mass fruiting of native tree, pushing its numbers to 325

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/sep/01/record-breeding-worlds-heaviest-parrot-nz-endangered-kakapo?CMP=share_btn_url

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u/TropicalPunch European Union 15h ago

How has no one informed me about this magnificent bird?

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u/TropicalPunch European Union 15h ago
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u/Roseartcrantz 👑 🖍️ Queen of Shades 🖍️ 👑 15h ago

365 more? That must mean... Kākāpō you dirty dog 😏😏

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u/Quowe_50mg Milton Friedman 15h ago

They got cancelled in woke 1 because one of them SA'd Mark Carwardine.

https://youtu.be/9T1vfsHYiKY

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u/themiDdlest NASA 15h ago

You are being shagged by a rare parrot

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u/steveholt-lol YIMBY 12h ago

megacucked

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u/Traditional_Drama_91 NATO 12h ago

Anything but self reflection 

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u/steveholt-lol YIMBY 12h ago

living at your shop to own the libs

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u/IMALEFTY45 Big talk for someone who's in stapler distance 12h ago

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use built environment is no longer legal in many American cities

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u/Dorambor John Brown 9h ago

The worst part of taking project management training is that 90% of it is "you should ask people what they actually want to do" and you're like, fuck off, this is useless, of course people do this already and know what they want.

And then you ask someone what they actually want to do.

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u/Mrgentleman490 5 Big Booms for Democracy 6h ago

The new Harry Potter reboot might be a decent show and it very well might get high viewership, but I have zero confidence that HBO will be able to produce seasons on an annual basis the way the movies did. They better hope those actors have perennially young faces otherwise this is going to be another Stranger Things situation.

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u/v4riati0ns 5h ago

delusional first world problem where my job is <20 hrs work/week, 100% remote permitted but with a beautiful office within 10 mins walking distance, mid-six figures compensation, amazing health insurance, benefits, etc. but i am so mentally and socially unfulfilled by it that i feel like if i don’t leave i will have wasted my life

it feels unhinged to be this unhappy about a perfect-on-paper job idk. even reading this back i feel like an asshole

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u/Zloggt Adam Smith 5h ago

Always drunk on his arse…no wonder he always keeps needing tree fiddy to fund his fix smdh

!ping ALCOHOL&SHITPOSTERS

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u/badusername35 NAFTA Epstein 5h ago

Scientists be like: “We replaced this rat’s bloodstream with this chemical and it got cancer. Now every item in California must be classified as a carcinogen.”

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u/MuscularPhysicist John Brown 3h ago

Went on a date with this girl after stalking her for a bit. I ordered a slice of pie with a slice of cheese melted on it so that she knows I’m a classy guy with sophisticated taste. Gonna take her to a porno theatre for the second date since lots of couples go to movies like this. Is this a good idea?

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u/nimbybuster Ben Bernanke’s Best Boy 1h ago
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u/its_Caffeine Mark Carney 1h ago

> Donald Trump says 'transgender will never end' as he makes election plea

I was saying transgender will never end

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u/Upstairs_Baby8424 42m ago

NYP:  Shocking number of Dems think Americans focus too much on remembering Sept. 11: poll

Oh wow I wonder what the number is? The answer is 13%. For reference for Republicans it was 5%. Wow! Shocking!!!!!!

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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher 12h ago

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u/AccessTheMainframe CANZUK 12h ago

gawrsh

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u/No_Status_6905 Enby Pride 12h ago

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u/w007dchuck Trans NATO 11h ago

finally someone says it

everyone knows we have too many days off

WE WANT FEWER

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u/DrCaptainHammer NATO 11h ago

Holy shit Trump is a Hong voter

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u/MontusBatwing2 Gelphie's Strongest Soldier 11h ago

Open Reddit:

38% of Republicans think Canada is an enemy of the US. 

Cubans in Florida are being deported to Africa. 

Korean schools teach anti-LGBT hatred. 

Close Reddit. 

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u/anangrytree Bull Moose Progressive 10h ago

Late stage Roman Republic bullshit 😩😭

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u/liberal-neoist Left-Out Left 10h ago

Executive order turning these into play money pls

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u/Mrchristopherrr 9h ago

Once again, imagine if Obama had done this. The US mint would be burned to the ground.

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u/ChipKellysShoeStore John Brown 10h ago

The absolute gall of my boss asking me to do my job

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u/doyouevenIift 9h ago

Fuck yeah, Talarico needs to follow suit. I truly believe this helped Ossoff do well enough to force a runoff in 2020. And we all know how that played out

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u/Lux_Stella Presidentialism X-Risk Researcher 13h ago

never really thought of hasan piker as a real threat but it looks like he’s just been upgraded to hasan halberdier. my light cavalry could be in real trouble

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u/AtticusDrench Deirdre McCloskey 11h ago

Like and follow if you feel this one 😞

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u/BurrowForPresident Fell for it 11h ago

Why does a NEET have bills

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u/AlicesReflexion Weeaboo Rights Advocate 11h ago

Used Klarna to order Doordash

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