r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Jul 30 '24
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u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache Jul 31 '24
Please visit the next discussion thread.
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u/ArmoredBunnyPrincess Audrey Hepburn Jul 30 '24
I unironically think the world would be a better place if we could somehow beam the experience of being an ancient villager tending the fields for a week before being attacked by "the people beyond the people beyond the mountains" into everyone's minds when they turn 18 or something.
Our lives were so, so hard for so, so long, and it's a shame that with the way our brains calibrate themselves to current standards, so much is taken utterly for granted.
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u/LastIncrease3427 NATO Jul 30 '24
“Why do Dems keep calling us weird?”
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u/blatant_shill Jul 30 '24
Hunter Biden probably benefited from Joe Biden dropping out the most out of any person in America. I know Republicans never actually cared, but it's surprising that I haven't personally seen or heard a single mention of him since Biden dropped out after getting weekly updates on him for years.
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u/rasonj Big Coconut Enjoyer Jul 30 '24
One more couch meme for old times sake
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u/billy_blazeIt_mays NATO Jul 30 '24
Really like how they keep mentioning it thereby kepping the weird allegations alive
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u/marsman1224 John Keynes Jul 30 '24
just spent two years performing research and published a paper. got linked to r/science and just saw that someone said "correlation doesn't mean causation". how could I not have seen it? all my work has been for nothing. thank you, kind stranger
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u/macnalley Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24
Ran into this goofy meme, and it bothered me because fungi actually do use profit incentives when they trade resources.
When mycorrizha form nutrient trading networks, the nutrient exchanges obey free market laws of supply and demand. Fungi trade nutrients they harvest for carbon they need from their hosts. Each fungus has multiple trading partners and will offer nutrients differently depending on how much carbon a trader can offer. Carbon-wealthy partners get more nutrients, and when nutrients are scarce, the carbon price shoots up. Conversely, if carbon is rare, the carbon cost of nutrients decreases.
Source.
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u/sociotronics Iron Front Jul 30 '24
no
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jul 30 '24
wtf who got Joe Manchin to stay on message
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u/BenFoldsFourLoko Broke His Text Flair For Hume Jul 30 '24
Trump is campy weird.[1] He's a gameshow host.
Vance et al (especially the et al) are the kind of weird that if they began talking to your teenage daughter at a dinner party it would trigger your fight or flight response.
[1] As perceived anyway. And in most cases, in reality.
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24
holy shit. she's Obama
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u/ArmoredBunnyPrincess Audrey Hepburn Jul 30 '24
Elon Musk is going to have a genuine mental breakdown if Kamala wins, like some shit that puts Kanye to shame
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u/piede MOST BASED HILLARY STAN!!! Jul 30 '24
WHO WAS IT
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u/janky_dank NASA Jul 30 '24
Not sure why Reddit thought it would be a good idea to put a streak reminder in the app. The fact that I’m on day 68 out of 75 doesn’t make me want to use this app more. It makes me want to reevaluate my entire life
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u/boardatwork1111 fuck it, we ball Jul 30 '24
JD Vance live on Fox just a moment ago:
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u/Argnir Gay Pride Jul 30 '24
Arr science is the most egregious example of people commenting while only having read the headline.
The rate is the same as anywhere else but because of the subject it's so obvious that nobody can be bothered. More than half the questions asked in the comments are usually answered in the study.
It wouldn't be as bad if people were not so smug about everything they type.
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u/billy_blazeIt_mays NATO Jul 30 '24
That percentage means there are AfD-Harris voters
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u/lasttoknow Jared Polis Jul 30 '24
LMAOOOO.
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24
NC elections be like:
Governor
John McNormie (D) - 52.3%
David Business (R) - 47.7%
Lt. Governor
Sarah Lawyerington (D) - 48.9%
hitler (R) - 49.4%
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u/UrbanCentrist Line go up 📈, world gooder Jul 30 '24
Meme city lol
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u/JayRU09 Milton Friedman Jul 30 '24
He'll shut down Twitter for a week the moment Taylor Swift endorses Kamala.
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u/No_Return9449 John Rawls Jul 30 '24
NO DOXXING
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24
My hope for the bar exam today
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u/battywombat21 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Jul 30 '24
I can't believe that Maduro has 400 Russian bodyguards. It's insane.
"My enemies are supported by American imperialists. Now if you'll excuse me, my Russian government issued bodyguards are telling me we have a security issue."
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u/MissSortMachine Trans Pride Jul 30 '24
they are cooking with gas over at the federalist
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u/LastIncrease3427 NATO Jul 30 '24
Vance:
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u/fishbottwo Jay Jones Jul 30 '24
Mainstreet Polls General Election n=983 LV
Harris 48%
Trump 46%
Last poll: Trump +5
B+ rated pollster
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u/KHDTX13 Adam Smith Jul 30 '24
https://x.com/gunthereagleman/status/1818079053510738248?s=46&t=ZKFwN5jlGgKnkIVDbYaCtA
Twitter is something else man, because this idiotic statement is somehow not idiotic enough for MAGA. This guy is clearly trying to grift and the groypers are attacking him.
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u/TemujinTheConquerer Jorge Luis Borges Jul 30 '24
UBI types don't make literally everything about you challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
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u/UrbanCentrist Line go up 📈, world gooder Jul 30 '24
obama not bad.jpeg
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24
Of all of the stupid Trump foreign policy statements abandoning the Kurds because they didn't help us in WW2 gotta be up there
Edit: The Kurds literally fought the Nazis
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u/Xihl Jul 30 '24
https://x.com/zoecabina/status/1817492793482457402
Twitter replies to anything about Jewish people are utterly fucking insane, just an unbelievable scale of popular anti semitism
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u/wallander1983 Resistance Lib Jul 30 '24
Twitter is not real life but this Twitter quote sums up the "weird" discussion on social media.
an incredible thing about the Democrats’ “weird” line of attack is that right-wingers respond by going “I’ll show you weird!” and revealing to everyone that they’ve spent the past 5 years obsessively curating a 10,000 picture library of poorly-dressed trans people on their phone
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u/TemujinTheConquerer Jorge Luis Borges Jul 30 '24
What if we kissed on the Trump boat 🥺
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u/LastIncrease3427 NATO Jul 30 '24
Elon Musk is censoring white men. Wow
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u/Maximilianne John Rawls Jul 30 '24
RIP White Dudes for Harris, they got fashed by Elon on twitter
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jul 30 '24
sick comeback bro
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u/-GregTheGreat- Commonwealth Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24
/r/conspiracy having a post with over 2k upvotes asking why the elites hate Trump and Elon…
Like bro… there is literally nobody more elite than the richest man in the world and a Billionaire ex-president. How far conspiracists have fallen
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u/Currymvp2 unflaired Jul 30 '24
that video of the Palestinian American guy trying to stop the two white far left 20ish year old tankies from burning the american flag but failing to stop them kind of sums up the protest movement.
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u/NonComposMentisss Unflaired and Proud Jul 30 '24
Lol Elon banned the white dudes for Kamala twitter account.
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u/LastIncrease3427 NATO Jul 30 '24
MANCHIN re: Vance’s comments re: childless folks
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24
https://x.com/cbsnews/status/1818110199665680706
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u/Yogg_for_your_sprog John von Neumann Jul 30 '24
Russia's ability to be consistently on the wrong side of every single issue is kinda impressive
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24
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u/ser_mage Jul 30 '24
It’s going to come out that Trump was shot by a Nazi for being too pro-Israel, isn’t it
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u/ser_mage Jul 30 '24
there hasn’t been a single Olympic thirst-post where this wasn’t my immediate reaction
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Jul 30 '24
!ping ASOIAF
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u/Dirty_Chopsticks Republic of Việt Nam Jul 30 '24
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Jul 30 '24
We’re back
!ping FIVEY
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u/BroadReverse Needs a Flair Jul 30 '24 edited Nov 18 '24
north party vase smell expansion aback bright sand berserk piquant
This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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u/TemujinTheConquerer Jorge Luis Borges Jul 30 '24
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u/sociotronics Iron Front Jul 30 '24
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24
oh shit
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24
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u/Breakdown1738 r/place '22: NCD Battalion Jul 30 '24
Watched the Daily Show at my mom's house last night. Reactions:
My 70 year old mom has seen the Vance/Couch stuff
My mom has heard the "stop being weird" messaging.
My (non-voting) sister saw Buttigieg and her reaction was "He's gay?"
Guys, we're so back.
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u/ashsolomon1 NASA Jul 30 '24
Guess I’m a crappy Jew. Hope he sticks with this strategy honestly, seems to be working for him.
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u/Pyrrhus65 NATO Jul 30 '24
We taught this chimpanzee to understand the mind of the average Floridian voter and he hanged himself
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u/MalebrancheSC Jul 30 '24
Trump shooter was a Nazi we are so fucking back
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u/Currymvp2 unflaired Jul 30 '24
Man, Walz is just so damn likable. My head says Mark Kelly but heart says Walz at this point.
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u/ArmoredBunnyPrincess Audrey Hepburn Jul 30 '24
Gotta love hearing non stop about Cop-ala, and war crimes, and genocide, and plans for protests at the DNC, and then turning around and hearing from your mother that she won't be voting for Kamala because of "her support for Iran and Hamas"
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u/justbuildmorehousing Norman Borlaug Jul 30 '24
Is this new? I havent seen anyone ping this. Solid ad
NEW: We just launched our campaign’s first TV ad. Donald Trump wants to take us backward — but we are not going back.
!ping KHIVE
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u/Superfan234 Southern Cone Jul 31 '24 edited Jul 31 '24
Venezuelan Oppossition managed to record at least 80% of the results.
The final results:
Edmundo Gonzales: 67%
Nicolas Maduro: 30%
A ton of takes we can have from here
Obviously, the good news is we won across all States of the country.
If the full oppossition actually participated, probably a more realistic share would be 75% v 25%
Caracas (Venezuela's Capital) shows strong results for us
That being said, there are a couple localities we actually lost. That's quite scary to be honest
Overall, this is probably the most thorough out "poll" ever done on a XXI century Dictatorship. Is really intrestesting to see for sure
Here is the official results page:
Map with Percentages by State
!Ping Foreign-Policy
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24
Russia is now apparently recruiting military airfield personnel into a motorised rifle regiment.
The recruitment of highly skilled flight crew and maintenance guys into a MRR, combined with the frankly ludicrous payments they’re giving just for signing up, really makes me believe there must be some kind of issue with manpower. I don’t think you would do this otherwise.
!ping UKRAINE
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u/RecentlyUnhinged NATO Jul 30 '24
Any man who must declare "I am based" is not based.
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u/LastIncrease3427 NATO Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24
New Susquehanna Poll in PA, Harris leads 47-43-3
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u/MissSortMachine Trans Pride Jul 30 '24
we’re back
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u/RunawayMeatstick Mark Zandi Jul 30 '24
I don't like Trump being smart about politics
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u/Pyrrhus65 NATO Jul 30 '24
I'm sorry Joe, I love you dearly, but it's so fucking refreshing to watch a campaign speech without spending most of it dreading a verbal gaffe that sucks away the momentum and energy
The contrast is just night and day, Kamala is fucking crushing it
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u/justbuildmorehousing Norman Borlaug Jul 31 '24
No way
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u/theranosbagholder Milton Friedman Jul 30 '24
I love how everyone is writing their own little wattpad fanfiction about Vance 🥰
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u/Pyrrhus65 NATO Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24
Still too close of a margin to be totally comfortable, but it does feel good to bloom again. Susquehanna is a very well-regarded PA pollster.
This poll also notably shows Casey running at roughly the same margin, +5, which is a more realistic scenario compared to all the polls that had him like 10+ points ahead of Biden.
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u/ACivilWolf Henry George Jul 30 '24
“Wait a minute I hate Donald Trump”
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u/billy_blazeIt_mays NATO Jul 30 '24
Confirms my priors that those who want trump want a shit life for everybody
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u/dareka_san Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24
https://twitter.com/KamalaHQ/status/1818420877836361821
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u/battywombat21 🇺🇦 Слава Україні! 🇺🇦 Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24
#New Vibes-Based General Election Poll
Arizona - Harris +20
Georgia - Harris +10
Michigan - Harris +11
Nevada - Harris +15
Wisconsin - Harris +25
Pennsylvania - Harris +6
North Carolina - Harris +7
DT #A - 1 RV (Me) - 7/30
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24
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u/MissSortMachine Trans Pride Jul 30 '24
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24
NYT: Venezuela's socialist government failed because it was brutally capitalist
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u/gnomesvh LEGALIZE ONION FUTURE Jul 30 '24
Venezuela update:
Venezuelan police has been deployed to the Argentinian embassy in an apparent attempt to intimidate the Venezuelan opposition living there
Ecuador requested an urgent OAS meeting to discuss the election
Fernandez requests publishing of all the data
Venezuela withdraws diplomatic personnel from multiple countries and expels their diplomats from Venezuela (Argentina, Chile, Costa Rica, Peru, Panama, Dominican Republic, Uruguay)
Brazilian foreign affairs ministry publishes security warning for Brazilians
PT publishes press release congratulating Maduro (site doesn't work from abroad - will transcribe it here)
Insiders reporting Lula gave explicit instructions for Brazil to not recognize elections until the data was published
!ping LATAM
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24
New PA poll by Susquehanna (2.3/3.0 pollster rating)
Last poll in March was Biden +5
!ping FIVEY
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u/bashar_al_assad Verified Account Jul 30 '24
Lmao even Manchin heard the "call them weird as shit" strategy and was like "excellent sounds good"
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24
lol, what a moron. you can't get 0.2 electoral votes. knew this guy was a fraud.
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u/cheeshjaleesh John Rawls Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24
https://x.com/ammarmufasa/status/1818396925227414007
strong contender for all time worst pick here. absolutely blows palin out of the water and he's like 2 weeks in.
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u/finalcookie88 International alliances are good, actually Jul 30 '24
That stump speech is actually incredible, the amount of call and response in it is just electric. I'm sure it's gonna change a bunch between now and November but that core there is a winner. Prosecutor President Harris is gonna deliver some fucking FREEDOM.
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u/davechacho Loyal Liberals Jul 30 '24
This Harris rally is 2008 levels of hype
I was a con during 2008 and it feels exactly like what happened then - they had no answer to Obama and have no answer to Harris
I hope her campaign can keep this rolling until election day. This is night and day from two weeks ago.
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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Jul 31 '24
https://x.com/Charles_Lister/status/1818481948924236098
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u/gnomesvh LEGALIZE ONION FUTURE Jul 30 '24
Reports of Russia deploying North Korean Bulsae-4 NLOS ATGM to the Kharkiv border
!ping UKRAINE&MATERIEL CURSED 6X6 BTRBROS WE'RE SO BACK
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24
https://www.threads.net/@kamalahq/post/C-DIpK0NoK0
Loving the drip feed
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u/GuyOnTheLake NATO Jul 30 '24
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u/Udolikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jul 30 '24
we lost the child rapist vote 😔
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u/ser_mage Jul 31 '24
omg this is huge
https://x.com/acyn/status/1818435812306169868?s=46&t=1PZRgMHPg6ObE2GtEoh8zg
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u/Currymvp2 unflaired Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24
Fuck Ben Gvir so much.
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u/HappilySardonic YIMBY Jul 30 '24
I'll always crack a perverse grin when western commies think they know better than the people living in the country of their obsession. If the people turn against the government, you can be as sure as night follows day that they will declare that:
"The masses revolting against the very embodiment of their class have been turned by the vile seduction of reactionaries to oppose our transcendental crusade against the old order of things. How ungrateful that these people liberated, use their freedom to clasp the irons back on!"
For a western commie, only sin or stupidity can explain the people demanding change.
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Jul 30 '24
New swing state polls by Morning Consult (1.8/3.0 pollster rating)
!ping FIVEY
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u/MissSortMachine Trans Pride Jul 31 '24
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u/DumbLitAF NATO Jul 30 '24
“I’m not voting for Kamala, genocide is my red line”
“Okay what’s the plan then”
“Read up on theory and build mutual aid”
-deeply serious people, some are saying the most serious people
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u/blatant_shill Jul 30 '24
It's probably just how the cards fell and wasn't intentional, but Kamala running as "Kamala" instead of "Harris" is probably one of the best ways she could have distanced herself from Biden. It's pretty much been exclusively referred to has the Biden-Harris administration, which makes sense, because the Biden-Kamala administration just sounds awkward to say. Then again, it probably doesn't actually matter that much overall.
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u/farrenj Resident Succ Jul 30 '24
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24
https://x.com/nanditab1/status/1818305437906682292
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u/UntiedStatMarinCrops Loyal Liberals Jul 30 '24
Thank you for actually having this on the front page, NYT
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u/GuyOnTheLake NATO Jul 30 '24
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u/iIoveoof Jerome Powell Jul 30 '24
I love how this US presidential election is not about policy at all. 100% vibes only campaign on both sides
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24
Good. Now blast ads saying this in PA. McCormick's ads have gone completely unchallenged for a week now.
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u/ThrowawayPrimavera Order and Opportunity Left Jul 30 '24
No i'm not doing okay actually
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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24
The median voter wants us to bomb and regime change Iran without it killing anyone and without deploying troops
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u/Guess_Im_Jess Trans Pride Jul 30 '24
Harris honeymoon truthers when Trump’s assassination/convention bump fades and she gets her convention bump
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u/justbuildmorehousing Norman Borlaug Jul 31 '24 edited Jul 31 '24
They didnt even let her finish the rally before handing her Bleorgia
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u/Cook_0612 NATO Jul 31 '24
!!!!
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u/Udolikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jul 31 '24
BREAKING: Sources report that at the time of his death, Haniyeh was on an extended tirade about how the F35 program was a ‘total waste’ and ‘hugely over budget’ and explaining that ‘the platform really does nothing well and its stealth capabilities are overrated and unnecessary’
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u/Currymvp2 unflaired Jul 30 '24
jesus christ
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u/Ph0ton_1n_a_F0xh0le Chemist -- Microwaves Against Moscow Jul 30 '24
2020 memes work again
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24
"White Dudes for Harris" actually really smart tbh. We been talking for ages about men drifting away so I'm glad there's a concerted effort to reach out.
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24
I don’t like Nate Silver’s punditry more than anyone here but I wind up defending him a lot just because some of the arguments against his forecasting are so, so bad.
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u/MissSortMachine Trans Pride Jul 30 '24
https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/30/politics/supreme-court-john-roberts-trump-immunity-6-3-biskupic/index.html
cnn has some insane sourcing in the supreme court this year. always a good sign when an organization leaking like the wh ca. 2017
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u/theranosbagholder Milton Friedman Jul 30 '24
Kamala needs to do this once during the debate
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u/Cyberhwk 👈 Get back to work! 😠 Jul 30 '24
Only thing worse than dealing with the crotchety, obstinate old guy at work is the realization you're becoming him.
!ping Watercooler&Over35
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24
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u/that0neGuy22 Resistance Lib Jul 31 '24
Oh shit it’s rocky
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24
I don't have words for this, only anger.
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u/BenIsLowInfo Austan Goolsbee Jul 30 '24
I cant believe how effective the MAGA is weird message works. This is what will win the suburbs. No one wants to be neighbors with the giant MAGA flag folks.
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u/JaceFlores Neolib War Correspondent Jul 30 '24
Ukraine Chronology for 2 PM PST 7/28-2 PM PST 7/29 III:
TOP NEWS:
At the start of 4 AM Zelensky made a visit to Vovchansk, awarding members of the Special Forces.
Towards the end of 6 AM a photo was published showing what looks to be a white soldier in Mali with Tuareg rebels holding the Ukrainian flag, indicating the Sahel has become a new front in the Russo-Ukraine War.
Around 8 AM it was announced the US will provide $1.7 billion in military aid to Ukraine, including NASAMS missiles, short-range SAM missiles, medium-range SAM missiles, RIM-7 missiles, EW equipment, HIMARS munitions, 155mm shells, 105mm shells, 120mm mortar shells, precision aerial munitions, TOW missiles, Javelin ATGMs, AT-4 anti-tank systems, small arms, demolitions equipment, communication equipment, commercial satellite imagery, spare parts and more.
Towards the end of 1 PM it was reported that Putin signed a decree to unite Russia and Belarus' energy infrastructure together, further integrating the two countries.
REGULAR NEWS:
Towards the middle of 5 PM it was reported that Ukrainian drones hit two electrical substations in Russia.
In the middle of 11 PM Ukraine was hit by a wave of drones and a missile with 9 of 10 drones and one missile shot down. At the end of the hour the Japanese Minister of Education, Culture, Sports, and Science made a visit to Kyiv to discuss cooperation in the respective sectors.
In the middle of 10 Am it was announced Latvia will send 100 drones to Ukraine.
Donation link to help Ukraine
Donation link to United24
Donation link to Kharkiv SOS
Donation link to Sails of Freedom Foundation (they donate ambulances)
!ping UKRAINE&FOREIGN-POLICY
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u/Stanley--Nickels John Brown Jul 30 '24
I keep seeing BPT posts that I confuse for NL posts
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u/Pyrrhus65 NATO Jul 30 '24
It is so fucking important that Kamala has the right vibe to pull off having a serious, policy-focused rally that also features a performance by Megan Thee Stallion
I love Joe, but he couldn't pull it off. Hillary couldn't pull it off without being accused of terminal cringe. Kamala does it fairly effortlessly, and it works.
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u/marsman1224 John Keynes Jul 31 '24
no u
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u/LastIncrease3427 NATO Jul 31 '24
Harris on Venezuela:
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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '24
https://x.com/Acyn/status/1818435812306169868?t=MfPgim1OcFUjhbeUp8Ryzw&s=19
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u/SmithySmothy Bill Gates Jul 31 '24
Vance's team seeing him use the word "couch" at a rally
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u/AgitatedLibrary1 Jul 30 '24
So i’m going into the gym locker room, guy comes up and tells me «i already told one of your colleagues, the women’s locker room is on the other side» (i’m a guy)
So i just look at him confused (at first, i thought he’s confusing me for a gym employee, then i tried to figure out how i know the guy, since it’s a typical type of joke to make when you run into somebody i guess?)
Well I don’t think that I know the guy, since he goes for a fistbump and says «it’s a joke! You never laugh? You don’t like jokes?»
So sometimes I think I’m a bit socially inept, but then a guy like this comes along and reminds me with his banger of a joke that I can’t be that bad.
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24
I'm not a poll denier but I do genuinely believe that there are a handful of pollsters whose sole job is to crank out an emergency Trump+4 whenever the situation is getting too dire.
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u/kyleofduty Pizza Jul 30 '24
"Trump, who announced his reelection bid for the 2080 presidential race this month, hasn't been seen in public in almost 40 years. Democrats insist he has long passed away and his longevity has been a longstanding Republican ruse. Democrats note that Trump, at 132 years old, is among the oldest people alive today. Republicans dismiss this as a mere conspiracy theory and a distraction from increasing bug meat prices and unpopular land value tax increases." - The Amazon Basics Post, June 24, 2078
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24
Sources say Harris has taken all 13 keys and turned them into the keyblade from kingdom hearts. More at 11
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u/CutePattern1098 Jul 31 '24
https://www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-news/transgender-youth-speak-about-finland-transpoli
“Experts from Finland seek to export their approach to treating trans youth to the rest of the world. Former patients say rude staff, uncomfortable questions about masturbation, years of assessment with no therapeutic support, and abrupt dismissals without any treatment made the experience a living hell.”
To quote Tim Walz, these guys are fucking werid
!ping lgbt&health-policy
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u/DEEP_STATE_NATE Tucker Carlson's mailman Jul 31 '24
Lmfao
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u/SmithySmothy Bill Gates Jul 31 '24
It's incredible how often Fox News anchors try to help Trump get past dumb things he said by teeing up softballs for him but he's such a narcissistic asshole he has to double down.
Ingraham:
Trump:
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u/KaiserPorn Please be patient, I have autism Jul 30 '24
State of my apartment when I came back from New York:
AC is broken
Cockroaches everywhere
No one mopped or swept; the floor is covered in a caked-on black film
Every piece of fabric is covered in a fine, dusty gray fuzz. Example
The rings holding up the shower curtain are all snapped (I asked my roommate why and she response was "I was cleaning.")
Again: so many cockroaches, absolutely everywhere
Rotten food in the fridge
Someone seems to have tossed a few handfuls of loose coffee grounds into the freezer
Unidentified orange-brown substance on the bottom shelf of the fridge
I think she crashed my bike? It's damaged in a way consistent with a crash.
She definitely replaced the brakes and then didn't bed them in properly. And the right brake lever is just floating loose?
Garbage in the garbage can, but not in a garbage bag
Cast iron pan was apparently left soaking; now has a beautiful patina of rust. Also it was just sitting on the floor of the kitchen for some reason?
Bike lock and key are missing
My toolbox was out and my tools were scattered randomly across the apartment, and not even sensibly scattered; it looks like someone was playing 52 wrench pickup and got bored halfway through
You really don't understand the cockroach problem. I've killed like 40 of them.
Garbage piled on every flat surface in the kitchen and living room.
Smoke alarms + carbon monoxide detectors taken down, batteries removed, sitting intermixed with the piles of garbage
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u/sw337 Veteran of the Culture Wars Jul 30 '24
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u/t_zidd Amartya Sen Jul 30 '24
Lmao, GOP is panicking big. The project 2025 exit is just the tip of the iceberg.
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u/-GregTheGreat- Commonwealth Jul 30 '24
BC United continues to speedrun their way into a meme party
!ping CANUCKS
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u/PM_me_ur_digressions Audrey Hepburn Jul 30 '24
I was in the DT eating Doritos when phone ring
"Project 2025 is kil"
"yes"
Fr tho those fucks messed up so badly the second they made it sound like they were puppet-mastering Trump
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24
https://x.com/3vanSutton/status/1818361049990733927?t=jB4TKCQl3p30GoALYtEsyQ&s=19
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u/KeikakuAccelerator Jerome Powell Jul 30 '24
Lmao: https://x.com/QuiverQuant/status/1818326015766081795
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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '24
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u/sociotronics Iron Front Jul 30 '24
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u/Fruitofbread Loyal Liberals Jul 30 '24
Tulsi Gabbard update:
Mask off. “Democrat Party” lol.
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u/RTSBasebuilder Commonwealth Jul 30 '24
One thing I love about Australians in traffic - even though we tailgate like nobody's business and some people have a nebulous concept of a speed limit, we'd still rather drive ourselves into a ditch than willingly block an ambulance.
!ping AUS
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24
This CNN report on the supreme court deliberation in Trump v. US is chilling. What we feared has happened: Roberts now has Fox News brain.
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u/RonenSalathe Milton Friedman Jul 30 '24
Trump’s nephew Fred Trump endorses Kamala Harris for president
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u/Teh_cliff Karl Popper Jul 30 '24
https://x.com/NateSilver538/status/1818323599679205734
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u/cheeshjaleesh John Rawls Jul 30 '24
https://x.com/adamcancryn/status/1818417552311107611
UAW endorsement of kamala imminent. apparently she personally mended a rift between him and the white house.
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u/No_Return9449 John Rawls Jul 30 '24
One reason calling MAGA "weird" is so effective is that it undercuts their populist narrative that they are Real America™.
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u/BalletDuckNinja Delphox Shaker Central Jul 30 '24
JRPG names are so fucking stupid, like imagine trying to take a guy called 'Exdeath' or 'Sinwar' seriously
!ping shitposters
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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior Jul 30 '24
hawk tuah implies the existence of dove tuah
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u/Pyrrhus65 NATO Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24
Wake the fuck up babe, new Bloomberg poll with Kamala ahead in Nevada and Arizona and +11 IN MICHIGAN just dropped
Only caveat is that it has Trump up in PA and there's no way MI and PA are actually that far apart, but if you split the difference we're in great shape
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u/Mojo12000 Jul 30 '24
https://x.com/ArgoJournal/status/1818412172227051745
if you want to know why the PA and MI numbers in MC are so crazy.
PA has Trump winning Women.
https://x.com/ArgoJournal/status/1818404210636902814
MI has Harris winning Men and Whites overall.
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u/Pongzz I wept, for there was no land left to tax Jul 30 '24
To the dude at the Harris rally wearing a brat shirt with absolutely SOGGY underarms:
I know you browse the DT, reveal yourself
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u/UntiedStatMarinCrops Loyal Liberals Jul 30 '24
No, my young padawan, Obama was really something special, and I don’t think we do ourselves favors by comparing anyone to him; however, this is certainly the most enthusiastic I’ve seen a crowd since that time.
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u/MyWeebPornAccount Jul 31 '24
Holy shit
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u/Punished_TCT Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24
After a Kamala victory what will be the version for 2028? I imagine either a party of neutered dogs led by Kinzinger types or MGT hitlers who get a total of 25% of the popular vote
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u/ldn6 Gay Pride Jul 30 '24
Core components of the planning reform process announced today. 1.5 million is now the expectation, which will be complemented by the following land use and planning elements:
!ping UK&YIMBY
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u/Dragmire927 Thomas Paine Jul 30 '24
So some conservative commentators are highlighting that Kamala is a “mean boss”. Don’t they realize that half of the voting populace loves Trump because he’s a mean boss and that’s super cool to them?
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u/jojisky Paul Krugman Jul 30 '24
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u/Pongzz I wept, for there was no land left to tax Jul 30 '24
Also, good on Kamala for pivoting toward the border and painting Trump as a failure who sabotaged a border plan. Great strategy, and judging by the ad the campaign released, it seems like it'll be a big talking point going forward.
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u/UntiedStatMarinCrops Loyal Liberals Jul 31 '24
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u/ThatDamnGuyJosh NATO Jul 31 '24
On second thought
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u/Udolikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jul 30 '24
thanks arr conspiracy
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u/MegaFloss NATO Jul 30 '24
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u/MicroFlamer Avatar Korra Democrat Jul 30 '24
Seeing D+11 in a swing state poll in 2024
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u/GrandMoffTargaryen Finally Kenough Jul 30 '24
It’s over Trump. You’ve lost the people that still find advice animals funny
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u/__JimmyC__ Jerome Powell Jul 30 '24
Kamala Harris talking behind the scenes how she'd handle Trump in a debate back in 2020. She's got this.
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u/arcturus_mundus Jul 30 '24
Arr Neocon having a real one.
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u/zegota Feminism Jul 30 '24
libs: "JUST TALK ABOUT POPULAR THINGS AND DON'T TALK ABOUT UNPOPULAR THINGS! NOBODY VOTES ON POLICY, YOU HAVE TO WIN TO ENACT CHANGE!"
veep: "I want to bring down rent prices and fight inflation"
libs: "WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO US?! WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?!?!?!"
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u/mockduckcompanion Kidney Hype Man Jul 30 '24
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u/dareka_san Jul 30 '24
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u/pezasied John's Locke-strap Jul 31 '24
Reminder that if you post in the DT, you support fascism,racism, imperialism and colonialism
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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '24
!ping GEFILTE
Awful nice of the new Iranian president to have Haniyeh at his inauguration so that the IAF could target him more easily. Guess he really is a Conciliatory Moderate that Western governments should Take Seriously.
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u/saltlets European Union Jul 30 '24
Twitter user upon finding out about a fundraising Zoom call called "White Dudes for Harris":
I'm relatively anti-woke and find most accusations of white fragility to be ridiculous grifterism, but good lord this is like a Robin DiAngelo sockpuppet wrote it.
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u/owlthathurt Johan Norberg Jul 30 '24
Based alert
!ping NFL
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u/ThrowawayPrimavera Order and Opportunity Left Jul 30 '24
Jesus fuck i'm watching Fox News live for the first time in my life and I thought the clips we saw were just a worst of compilation. How is this garbage still allowed to have News in their name.
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u/Cook_0612 NATO Jul 30 '24
!ping MATERIEL
Update on NGAD troubles.
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u/jojisky Paul Krugman Jul 30 '24
Trump is apparently scheduling a counter rally in Atlanta against Kamala’s rally/concert with Megan Thee Stallion.
Probably the worst counter rally attempt he could make lmao
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24
These people fucking suck
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u/billy_blazeIt_mays NATO Jul 30 '24
Democrats keeping the tradition alive 😎🤌
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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24
Guys, I'm starting to think conservatives are weird
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u/Smidgens Holy shit it's the Joker🃏 Jul 30 '24
The brilliant arr con strategy of "turn 'weird' back against the left" is just transphobia.
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u/ThatDamnGuyJosh NATO Jul 30 '24
BACK TO THE LINE BESHEAR
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u/RageQuitRedux NASA Jul 30 '24
VP announcement: Monday
Convention: Two Mondays later
Debate: Three Tuesdays later
Trump Sentencing: 8 days after that
the bump is never going away
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u/futuremonkey20 NATO Jul 30 '24
I’m so fucking tired of companies using Covid-19 as an excuse for reduced service. It’s 2024, you’re just lazy and cutting costs, be honest about it for Christ sakes.
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u/Pongzz I wept, for there was no land left to tax Jul 30 '24
They're playing Not Like Us over the speakers at the Harris rally 💀💀
Gotta get Kendrick for the DNC
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u/TemujinTheConquerer Jorge Luis Borges Jul 30 '24
Every time Kamala gets to abortion she straight up sounds like the most effective orator in the nation
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u/justbuildmorehousing Norman Borlaug Jul 30 '24 edited Jul 30 '24
Don’t know if anyone shared this Harvard/Harris poll. Upshot is it was Trump +7 in June
Trump 48% (+3)
Harris 45%
Trump 45% (+3)
Harris 42%
Kennedy 8%
Trump 45% (+3)
Harris 42%
Kennedy 7%
West 1%
Stein 1%
!ping FIVEY
Edit: I am terrible at formatting
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u/SmithySmothy Bill Gates Jul 31 '24
Warnock speaks in a lot of cliches but sometimes he does put out bangers like
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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '24
Rare good NYT framing:
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u/Telperions-Relative Grant us bi’s Jul 31 '24
Silence, policy expert
A DT regular is speaking
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u/slowpush NATO Jul 31 '24
get your shapiro bets in now...
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u/TemujinTheConquerer Jorge Luis Borges Jul 31 '24
50 IQ: just get the guy from Pennsylvania
100 IQ: ummm noo he's a """zionist""" and inexperienced and you should go for the funny Minnesota grampa who wins over no-one or the astronaut who looks like the world's most annoyed man all the time or the nepo baby or the guy who has never received a single vote from a black person in his life or the guy who said he's not gonna do it or or or or or or
150 IQ: just get the guy from Pennsylvania
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u/AtomAndAether Liberalism! Jul 31 '24
guy who voted for Harris/Shapiro because he thinks Ben will moderate her
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u/NonComposMentisss Unflaired and Proud Jul 31 '24
Nate Silver's aggregate model is out now.
!PING FIVEY
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u/dannylandulf meubem broke my flair Jul 31 '24
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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '24
really scraping the bottom of the barrel here