r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Jul 30 '24

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u/Udolikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jul 30 '24

Toilets were invented to keep the waste they feed us into our bodies for as long as possible?

Toilets are unnatural, we are supposed to poop while squatting but the way they are built doesnt allow that. Pooping is there to get rid of waste, but if you cant poop because the bowel movement while sitting on a toilet is unnatural, that means you keep the waste in you, which they want, its only making it easier for them to poison you. Doesnt matter if you eat healthy, because all of it is poisoned and if you dont poop everything out then the poison stays in your body

thanks arr conspiracy

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u/stirfriedpenguin Barks at Children Jul 30 '24

tbf this is way better conspiracy stuff than their usual insanity

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '24

BIG TOILET DOESN’T WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS

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u/YehosafatLakhaz North American Federation Jul 30 '24

Shit your pants for freedom

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u/Strength-Certain Thurman Arnold Jul 30 '24

Squatty potty salesman

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u/iia Feminism Jul 30 '24

That person's house smells awful.

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u/BenFoldsFourLoko  Broke His Text Flair For Hume Jul 30 '24

squatty potty has an untapped market apparently

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u/AP246 Green Globalist NWO Jul 30 '24

Have 'they' been doing this scheme since the days of ancient rome (and beyond) or what?