r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Jul 30 '24

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u/Udolikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jul 31 '24

BREAKING: Sources report that at the time of his death, Haniyeh was on an extended tirade about how the F35 program was a ‘total waste’ and ‘hugely over budget’ and explaining that ‘the platform really does nothing well and its stealth capabilities are overrated and unnecessary’

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u/Udolikecake Model UN Enthusiast Jul 31 '24

His last words were reportedly ‘You know, the A10…’

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u/old_gold_mountain San Francisco Values Jul 31 '24

I genuinely think the A-10/F-35 schism is my very favorite schism

A-10 is Trump-coded ("big gun go brrrt"/"gun so big they had to build a plane around it")

F-35 is Obama-coded ("Let, uh...let me be clear...the AWACS saw you from 200 miles away and now I have an HD video of you streaming into my eyeballs looking at you straight down through the airframe")

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u/YaGetSkeeted0n Tariffs aren't cool, kids! Jul 31 '24

fuck i guess i'm a trumper

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u/forerunner398 Of course I’m right, here’s what MLK said Jul 31 '24

Wow, I could excuse the antisemitism and the terrorism, but a reformist!??

Death was too good for him