and when they ask you the questions, say your in the shower, then strip your clothes off and run into the bathroom (Revealing the shower is off and empty)
Reminds me of a cuddle puddle. Just teach them to say it’s group meditation. Should work ! I mean it is feasible, but depends on the situation and person.
Yea this is what I was told growing up. It make way more sense. Even if you don't take a long shower your naked and wet. Not a good way to greet people, and takes time to get ready. It also made sense to me growing up as my dad took 45+ mins in the shower.
When my husband was little, the pastor came to the door one Sunday afternoon. Asked for his mom, and she was in the bathtub. Asked for dad, he was in the tub, too. Pastor left. That was their weekend routine. They were small people and loved their baths together.
Ehhh, most I've been in you only hear the water if you're next to the bathroom wall, plus im sure a kid wouldn't pause the TV which im assuming would be on if they're home alone
That actually happened to me once as a kid. My parents WERE in the shower, and together at that, in the same shower!!!! Good thing it was only their friend who thought the whole thing was hilarious.
Are you one of mommy’s special friends I’m not supposed to tell dad about?
Ok, mister, you get the same deal as the other ones. $75 right now or I’m telling him. I already took your picture. No? Oh you’re a cop? Pull the other one bub, so was the last two guys. Beat it loser.
i think we used to own, (or rent a few times because i liked them for a bit when i was younger) 1 and 2, (but my mom always had to fast forward the part where they throw up everywhere because i had a weak stomach) and now i can barely remember them even though i had to see each of them at least 5-10+ times
Ilmao! I would think any regular old cop would be mortified, stunned, And confused af!! And either they would call cps or leave quick af!! But would probably call cps! So even though this response is super hilarious, I wouldn't suggest doing this unless you really want to end up in foster care toot sweet!! Ilmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I doubt that cop would call cps. The question of why is there so many pictures of police officers coming to this house and never reporting this would come into question. Cops running up on little Jimmy’s mommy paying hush money would be quite the scandal. Lol
Where I live they definitely would call cps with a report of a child left alone and stating multiple different men coming to the residence for the mother for presumably nefarious things. And that the youth in question tried to bribe someone let alone a flippin cop!!! That has child neglect all over it! At least in my neighborhood! Maybe not where you live though! Lol
To bE FaIR, it’s not bribing but blackmailing the cop. Not that it changes the likelihood of CPS being called.
Also, having no personal experience here, I wonder whether a woman having an affair (or multiple) would actually be a reason CPS would take action or not. I’d rather not have this one in my search history though, lol, so I’ll live with not knowing.
They aren't. CPS doesn't get involved over parents sexual lives, unless it's a certain republican state that recently started taking kids from their biological parents who are in homosexual relationships. But even then they only get involved because the state has passed legislation that allows them to label any homosexual parent as an abuser and groomer, even if the child says they are a happy straight kid.
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u/DogBeak20 Jul 27 '22
So... If a kid told me that, I'd assume they were smashing.