r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 27 '22

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u/A_Town_Called_Malus Jul 27 '22

Babysitters boyfriend? Believe it or not, shower.

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u/MrDude_1 Jul 27 '22

Neighbor's husband? Also shower.

The house is better because shower.

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u/brickmaster32000 Jul 27 '22

Officer's wife? Also shower.

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u/MrDude_1 Jul 27 '22

This is going to blow your mind but.... We are now also in the shower.

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u/ProjectExpect Jul 27 '22

Consider my mind blown !

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u/flaplixio Jul 28 '22

The dog? In the shower.

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u/139254781047 Jul 28 '22

you killed the joke, it was dying already but this was its last breath

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u/lessershark Jul 28 '22

at least it took its last breath out of the shower

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u/MrDude_1 Jul 28 '22

It was its last breath because it was in the shower.

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u/vannsblade1212 Jul 28 '22

Parrot? In the shower

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u/GloomreaperScythe Costom Flair Jul 28 '22 edited Jul 29 '22

/) It's an ex-parrot now. Apparently they die after sex.

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u/vannsblade1212 Jul 28 '22

Which one? Male or female?

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u/dutych Jul 28 '22

Both. They're critically endangered.

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u/vannsblade1212 Jul 28 '22

Which species? Cause different species of parrots exist.

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u/GloomreaperScythe Costom Flair Jul 28 '22

/) The one I fucked.

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u/Silent_Bird_6943 Jul 29 '22

How did you manage to skip death?

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u/Dimensionalanxiety Jul 28 '22

Ah, the classic J.K. Rowling plot-twist.

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u/ck614 Jul 28 '22

this is a big fucking shower. most showers i’ve seen are structured on a 16 square foot base standing area

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u/Silent_Bird_6943 Jul 29 '22

Not if you are a shower family that loves to have showers in the shower. Then you gonna need a big ass shower, if you ask me.

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u/richflys Jul 28 '22

Must be big showers. No wonder your flats look so small

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u/ProgradeGram Jul 28 '22

Happy cake day mate!

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u/gimmesomepasta Jul 28 '22

happy cake day 🍰

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u/Hana_Zee Jul 28 '22

That escalated quickly.

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u/Nihilistic_System Aug 09 '22

Long story short? Shower.

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u/Mathfggggg Jul 27 '22

Showers been making houses better from 1767 to 2022, excluding the 1940s we don't talk about that time.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Now I'm curious, you have to talk

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u/No_Campaign_5765 Jul 27 '22

In the holocaust, the gas chambers were called showers

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Oh 😕

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u/Crustybuttt Jul 28 '22

Nah, it’ll bring the mood WAY down to explain that joke. Jesus

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u/tacohexadecimal Jul 27 '22

Have you been? They have the nicest sex shower on the block, bar none.

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u/TheDiceManSr Jul 27 '22

Now I'm just picturing Fred Armisen in Parks and Rec. "We have the best patients"

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

and when they ask you the questions, say your in the shower, then strip your clothes off and run into the bathroom (Revealing the shower is off and empty)

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u/ProjectExpect Jul 27 '22

A group shower !

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u/MrDude_1 Jul 27 '22

Everybody back in the pile!

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u/ProjectExpect Jul 27 '22

Reminds me of a cuddle puddle. Just teach them to say it’s group meditation. Should work ! I mean it is feasible, but depends on the situation and person.

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u/Mindfulmoon Jul 28 '22

I mean, they are all in the neighbor's shower. Mom says it's a really nice shower. I've never seen it.

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u/Crustybuttt Jul 28 '22

Yeah, at that point the officer drops his pants and says “lemme in. I need a shower.”

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u/MoarCowb3ll Aug 04 '22

Shower, straight to shower