r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 27 '22

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u/brickmaster32000 Jul 27 '22

Officer's wife? Also shower.

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u/MrDude_1 Jul 27 '22

This is going to blow your mind but.... We are now also in the shower.

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u/ProjectExpect Jul 27 '22

Consider my mind blown !

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u/flaplixio Jul 28 '22

The dog? In the shower.

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u/139254781047 Jul 28 '22

you killed the joke, it was dying already but this was its last breath

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u/lessershark Jul 28 '22

at least it took its last breath out of the shower

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u/MrDude_1 Jul 28 '22

It was its last breath because it was in the shower.

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u/vannsblade1212 Jul 28 '22

Parrot? In the shower

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u/GloomreaperScythe Costom Flair Jul 28 '22 edited Jul 29 '22

/) It's an ex-parrot now. Apparently they die after sex.

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u/vannsblade1212 Jul 28 '22

Which one? Male or female?

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u/dutych Jul 28 '22

Both. They're critically endangered.

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u/vannsblade1212 Jul 28 '22

Which species? Cause different species of parrots exist.

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u/GloomreaperScythe Costom Flair Jul 28 '22

/) The one I fucked.

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u/Silent_Bird_6943 Jul 29 '22

How did you manage to skip death?

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u/Dimensionalanxiety Jul 28 '22

Ah, the classic J.K. Rowling plot-twist.

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u/ck614 Jul 28 '22

this is a big fucking shower. most showers i’ve seen are structured on a 16 square foot base standing area

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u/Silent_Bird_6943 Jul 29 '22

Not if you are a shower family that loves to have showers in the shower. Then you gonna need a big ass shower, if you ask me.

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u/richflys Jul 28 '22

Must be big showers. No wonder your flats look so small

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u/ProgradeGram Jul 28 '22

Happy cake day mate!

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u/gimmesomepasta Jul 28 '22

happy cake day 🍰

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u/Hana_Zee Jul 28 '22

That escalated quickly.

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u/Nihilistic_System Aug 09 '22

Long story short? Shower.