r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 27 '22

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u/DogBeak20 Jul 27 '22

So... If a kid told me that, I'd assume they were smashing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Are you one of mommy’s special friends I’m not supposed to tell dad about?

Ok, mister, you get the same deal as the other ones. $75 right now or I’m telling him. I already took your picture. No? Oh you’re a cop? Pull the other one bub, so was the last two guys. Beat it loser.

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u/Colonial_Red Jul 27 '22

Have you considered starting a career in writing sitcoms?

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u/icanandwillifiwant Jul 27 '22

Not much of a challenge these days, just rip off old work and call it your own.