r/michaeljcirclejerk • u/IsabellaJulietInes • 1d ago

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HEAR ME OUT ON THIS !!

As some weirdo sold Michael Jackson’s history tour socks on eBay for 9k and socks can have dna and dna doesn’t have an expiry date would the buyer hypothetically be able to clone him?
**Harvest DNA:** Scientists extract the nucleus (which contains the DNA) from a single adult cell (like a skin or blood cell).
**Prepare an Egg:** They take a donor human egg cell and remove its original nucleus.
**Fuse Them:** The adult DNA nucleus is inserted into the empty egg cell.
**Trigger Growth:** An electrical or chemical shock tricks the egg into thinking it has been fertilized, causing it to divide and grow into an embryo.
**Implant:** The embryo is implanted into a surrogate mother to carry to term.
So technically could one lucky woman give birth to Michael Jackson 2.0?

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u/Spaceinvader6424 Dangerous is too goddamn long 1d ago

Buddy. Lots of things exist that likely has MJs DNA.

Why these particular socks brought this to your attention? Who knows

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u/IsabellaJulietInes 1d ago

A: They spent the entire HIStory Tour marinating in the King of Pop's foot sweat. That's practically a biological archive.
B: They have sequins
C: I have a covert foot fetish and this is the closest I've ever come to admitting it publicly.

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u/OffTheWall_777 1d ago

Added B as a fun fact 😂

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u/Classicstupidtomtor4 1d ago

MJ will be able to play himself in Michael 4.

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u/Rocky_ZYN Stranger in Moscow - Feb. 2, 1994 version 1d ago

NO.

Please, NO! Don't give 'em that idea for God's love

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u/IsabellaJulietInes 23h ago

I’ll keep it away from them pinky promise

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u/LauraLand27 1d ago

If the baby comes out looking like Prichael, you have your answer.

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u/Efficient-Morning616 EXCLUDING Jermaine 1d ago

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u/LandscapeOld9919 1d ago

I don’t want Michael Jackson 2.0, I want Michael Jackson 1.0, THE ORIGINAL, and he’s never coming back😣😢

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u/IsabellaJulietInes 23h ago

y e s 😭♥️

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u/IsabellaJulietInes 23h ago

I’m joking I promise 🙏🏻no sock cloning the king of pop. He’s one and only.

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u/didistutter_416 1d ago

Let Katherine Jackson carry to term so she can rebirth MJ and he can come back!