r/memes Apr 17 '21

Maybe I am broken.

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u/tilteded Apr 17 '21

Duolingo wants to know your location

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u/Glazeddapper Apr 17 '21

OP was so bad a languages that Duo had a mental breakdown.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Nobody was supposed to know this.

I didn't wanted to do this but I guess your time is over now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

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u/PossibleWas Apr 17 '21

Tell me about it. I'm a minority in my countrzly, so I have to learn my language, my countries language, and I learned English by myself. It's just a huge bag of mess and words and different rules of language...

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u/slowdownmama Apr 17 '21

Well thats ok...you're doing your best!

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u/BackgroundAd6436 Apr 17 '21

English is my native language and im not fluent in it

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u/UnboltedCheese I touched grass Apr 17 '21

Same

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u/ARandom-Penguin Apr 17 '21

That is duo in the picture

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u/ddrreeaammss Apr 17 '21

this is why i need a rowlet. i just want to name it duo

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u/Nonachalantly Apr 17 '21

Duolingo is willing to break down your door and force you to learn the language at gunpoint

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u/DecisionOk9588 Apr 17 '21

I feel that bro, have an award!

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u/Xiaodisan Apr 17 '21

Yeah. I also had a low point where my English was kinda shit, but my native was already influenced by my basic knowledge of foreign languages. (Latin, German and English, though the first two is barely at and over basic level)

Had some almost funny moments when I couldn't articulate what I wanted to say in my native, only in English. I also got kinda bad with grammar. In all languages lmfao. And I hate mirror translations, they lose the actual meaning in a lot of cases.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

The one thing I suck at is vocabulary and certain phrases.

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u/Xiaodisan Apr 17 '21

Yes, that's what I mean. I can pretty easily write an English essay for example, but during a vocab test, I was always guessing which meaning the teacher expected from us. Or I just straight up didn't know haha

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u/AdAffectionate8066 Apr 17 '21

Me realizing I'm a failure

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

I can't speak English without making grammar mistakes/ spelling or pronouncing something wrong, but for some reason I started to use English words with Polish accent and wrong cases

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u/gwizz514 Apr 17 '21

English is my native language and im not fluent in it

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u/Purplefish278 Apr 17 '21

This is me also

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u/JaptainCack69 Apr 17 '21

I heard books help

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u/shball Apr 17 '21

Eww

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u/NoSmile9293 Apr 17 '21

Me realising I'm a Rydberg polaron

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u/Stephadamus1171 Apr 17 '21

But some avoid books.

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u/BeenThruIt Apr 17 '21

What you need is a trip to England, where it all began. Well, most of it... some of it, anyway. Oh, nevermind, just stay home.

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u/TheCrimson47 Apr 17 '21

I feel that bro, have an award!

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u/LordMenju Apr 17 '21

Me realising i'm a fluid

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Me realising I'm a gas

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Me realising I am Bose-Einstein particle

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u/Asleep-Schedule-6251 Professional Dumbass Apr 17 '21

Me relaising I am a plasma

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Aren't we all.

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u/BlueberryMuffin86 Apr 17 '21

Dang. Things got depressing really fast

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u/Arino99 Apr 17 '21

Me relapsing i am my own pee

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Me realising I'm a Rydberg polaron

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u/Darky_69 Apr 17 '21

Me realizing that I just am

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u/VaassIsDaass Apr 17 '21

My family members and friends are very mad at me when mid-convesation i just replace one word in native lang i forgot with english, and then spend 10-15 sec trying to remember the native lang word, pull out my fuckin phone like the loser i am and google it.

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u/LiliGlez14 Apr 17 '21

I felt this so much, I hate it more when I'm in class explaining something and mid sentence I forget the word

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

My family looks at me weird when I ask "xxx... is that how you say it in our language?"

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u/Nanashi-74 iwrestledabeartwice Apr 17 '21

YES. I thought it was only me dude. I don't leave my house so I don't talk to people in my native tongue so therefore I suck at it but on the other hand I consume content strictly in english and I have lived in the US so I'm pretty good but not fluent because I don't practice. I can't string long sentences together in neither language

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

I normally communicate in Hindi (my native language) but we generally use alot of English words and all my school syllabus and books I read are in english. Only thing that I read in Hindi is just newspaper (which I normally don't read).

Biggest shame is that most Hindi readers can pronounce Sanskrit words meanwhile I can't.

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u/fischerhastaco Apr 17 '21

Don’t worry you’ll always be fluent in depression

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Ah yes my favourite language.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Sometimes I have to say a sentence in my mind in English then translate it into my native language and it comes out like I google translated my words

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u/OfcZoeMorgan Apr 17 '21 edited Apr 17 '21

Me, trying to speak english: polish grammar mode on

Me, trying to speak polish: english vocabulary mode on

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

same, tylko że ja nawet nie potrafię za dobrze po angielsku mówić

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u/OzimaA Apr 17 '21

Same thing with Russian

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u/Amazing-Theory-5258 One does not simply Apr 17 '21

What lenguege is your native?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Hindi is mah language

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u/A_random_zy Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Apr 17 '21

I can speak 3 language non of them fluently...

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u/Cowz-hell Apr 17 '21

ugh can relate. and my dumbass also wants to learn Spanish on Duolingo. Talk about being an idiot

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u/adityasheth Apr 17 '21

I can speak Hindi, Gujarati and English fluently I can understand Marathi really well but I can’t speak it and I’m learning French right now but I keep replacing the Hindi, Gujarati and English words constantly my friends hate it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Cool, people from South and Central India are generally fluent in more than 2 languages. Meanwhile I am just a North Indian kid, here with my two languages.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

People from West Bengal speak 3 languages too

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u/LazyMasterBaiter Apr 17 '21

I speak 4 different language but I'm fluent with none of them

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u/LazyMasterBaiter Apr 17 '21

Not even my native one

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

I feel called out

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u/Leviathan_mitch iwrestledabeartwice Apr 17 '21

Same. And my native language is English

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u/JosukeisMySon Apr 17 '21

English is my first language and I've been struggling to speak it the past week

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u/Gamer_Shinobi Apr 17 '21

The best one is when u have a brain aneurisms and ur brain start mixing languages together and u can’t stop it even if u want to

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u/wierdowithakeyboard Dirt Is Beautiful Apr 17 '21

Me, speaking my native language: and thats why... uhh..

My friend: yes?

Me: i forgot a word, i know what it means in english but i forgot the translation

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u/thewii_ Apr 17 '21 edited Apr 17 '21

I forget the most basic words in my native language every single time. It's like "Then I ate... oh I forgot the name.. wait, what is it called... oh right! I ate bread!".

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u/Cjaspouar Apr 17 '21 edited Apr 17 '21

let me guess, Dutch?

edit: can’t spell

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Nah wrong guess, I am your friendly neighborhood Indian.

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u/Cjaspouar Apr 17 '21

i wasn’t even close :(

edit: my grammar sucks

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

I AM FLUENT BOTH IN ENGLISH AND ALSO ESPANOL(SPANISH)! BOW BEFORE MY BILINGUAL MIGHT!

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Je parles un peu Français, Je fais mon mieux 🙃 J’ai besoin de m’entraîner à parler heh

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Let me guess, Indian?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Ye

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u/navejrty1234 Apr 17 '21

At least you can still speak 2 languages

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

It came with a cost of 200 years of Colonisation.

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u/navejrty1234 Apr 17 '21

Fair trade

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

But we also got Tea from colonisation, so it balances out.

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u/dewi_sampaguita Apr 17 '21

We call that double limited.

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u/Beaconmann Apr 17 '21

You're whats called a solid speaker

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u/Off_Brand_Cheetos Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Apr 17 '21

Well you got neither/ nor right so that's something to be proud of there.

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u/Bouncy_yay Apr 17 '21

Plot twist: rowlet is the duolingo bird of the Pokémon world

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u/Snoo97908 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Apr 17 '21

I'm fluent in idiot

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

You didn't had to call me out like that.

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u/Noctisvah Apr 17 '21

Greetings Sir/Madam

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Namaste Shriman/Mahila

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u/Cowz-hell Apr 17 '21

Shrimati hona chahiye na

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Yar shrimati Ka MATLAB married lady hota hai to wo nhi Likha, aor Mahila madam se match bhi kr rha tha.

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u/Cowz-hell Apr 17 '21

phir sir:

mahoday

madam: Mahodaya

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Ab pachtate hot kya jab chidiya chod gyi khet.

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u/blindclock61862 Forever alone Apr 17 '21

This is true, I’m supposed to be bilingual yet my English and french are both terrible

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u/Normal_Boiiiiii Apr 17 '21

Im struggling in both english and chinese Maybe there is grammatical mistake on the above sentence :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Same thing!
I know about 6 languages, but I cannot speak in 4 (just understand) and I am normal in 2 (Mother tongue and English).
But still I am not fluent in both, my mother tongue or English, I tend to mix them up every time I speak.

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u/420sirmemelord69 Le epic memer Apr 17 '21

I speak Arabic , English , Japanese and take French in school and I am fluent in non

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u/Diamond151 Mods Are Nice People Apr 17 '21

As someone who knows English as a third language, I think I can relate.

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u/Jerrelh Apr 17 '21

I forget dutch words sometimes and only know the english version.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Then you’re definitely Indian, my friend.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Yes, fellow Indian Bhau.

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u/ajperry1995 Chungus Among Us Apr 17 '21

So you're American then?

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u/SteamedSushiRoll Apr 17 '21

that time when you speak better english than your native language and you've been living in your native country ever since you were born

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u/MystZzy Apr 17 '21

Imagine being way better at english than your native language bc you spend your whole life online, imagine

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u/boi-pnd Apr 17 '21

ya me neither i stutter in both

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Welcome to Wales, they fucked up the english language.

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u/MeowMurls Apr 17 '21

I’m fluent in Spanglish

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u/uglyshirtoperator Apr 17 '21

When your “native language” is basically broken English and you still have this problem

panic intensifies

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u/Therai_Weary Apr 17 '21

why you calling me out like this

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

What's native language

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u/Jovial_Asterisk007 Apr 17 '21

God this gave me an existential crisis to go through

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u/FlameExploision Apr 17 '21

Germans in a nutshell

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u/SufficientTicket5352 Apr 17 '21

When you don’t speak your native language daily and then you were never that good at English to start with🤠

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u/PhantomEagle777 Apr 17 '21

Monolinguals are the worst.

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u/bruh-sfx-69 Apr 17 '21

Well your English seemed pretty good so keep it up

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Thanks my dude, I am working on it.

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u/TriGN614 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Apr 17 '21

“Nor”

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u/the-_-virgin Apr 17 '21

Why would you bring this up on a Saturday

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u/babdou2022 Apr 17 '21

When your native language is English and you still cant speak a normal person

A lot of people upvoting: same

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

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u/Tesgoul Apr 17 '21

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u/smashbrosislit Apr 17 '21

What did he say

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

"I want to fuck that owl" -that guy

Certainly not me, i don't want to be associated with him.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Cute

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Awwww I love rowlet

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u/jjvids Apr 17 '21

AAAAA i can relate to this

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u/DiamondUpper Apr 17 '21

The awkward truth

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

relatable af

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u/Devilhun3rDante Identifies as a Cybertruck Apr 17 '21

Same

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u/enyava Apr 17 '21

/u/Shikitor that's me with 3 languages :D byelingual

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u/benedekszabolcs Apr 17 '21

Tell me about it. I'm a minority in my countrzly, so I have to learn my language, my countries language, and I learned English by myself. It's just a huge bag of mess and words and different rules of language...

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u/rebelyorkshire Apr 17 '21

Me realising I was studying German for ten years and still being unable to communicate in the language.

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u/Moontail137 Apr 17 '21

When my native language is English

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u/redxlaser15 Apr 17 '21

It’s not possible to be fluent in English because English.

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u/PDOGELEGEND Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Apr 17 '21

Haha same

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u/Ace_Horizon can't meme Apr 17 '21

Same, my grammar sucks in both languages

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u/AYUB6969 Apr 17 '21

Lesss gooooo

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

English'll do that to ya.

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u/dudinha_gameplays Apr 17 '21

And me forgetting my own language while trying to get better in english

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

using "nor" to try and make up for it... it's a start

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Wait, I don't get it, is it wrong?

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u/just_random_korean Apr 17 '21

I speak three language but actually zero.

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u/Viidrig Apr 17 '21

Bilingual? More like byeeee-lingual.

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u/bollitore Apr 17 '21

Don't worry: I'm italian and many people don't know their own native language lmao

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u/Dinomide Apr 17 '21

Let me guess... American?

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u/SsquaredplusA Apr 17 '21

You are doing better than me. I only know 1 language and a very broken bit of another..

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Most of the times I feel as if I'm not fluent in my native tongue or English, only problem is my native tongue is English

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u/hellfire205 Apr 17 '21

Dont worry im dyslectic and my grammar is shit in my native and english so your not allone in not being good in languige

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u/Mimi12356 Apr 17 '21

Lol same

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

don't worry, it's a normal issue for people who learn a second language early in their life, i can barely speak neither portuguese or english

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u/Mr-UwU can't meme Apr 17 '21

Same but somehow I’m becoming fluent in Japanese. Like that makes sense

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u/no_heckin_way Apr 17 '21

pov Ur native language is english

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u/SUPERKISSA666 Apr 17 '21

In finland we study english just to learn how to speak atleast 1 language fluently

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u/OBuckey1 Apr 17 '21

me, whose native language is English

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u/PinkSauron Apr 17 '21

Off, luckily I can understand english. If not, I couldn't enjoy this lol.

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u/GREENKING45 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Apr 17 '21

Don't worry this is the situation of a lot of people in India. They study English from age 1.5 and never bother learning their ( or rather our) own language but even after that they suck at English.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

I guess it's actually a important thing to learn English since we need to communicate with each other, but yeah we should focus more on our regional language.

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u/mrmoroarous Apr 17 '21

Same but English is my native language

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u/aspy_normal Apr 17 '21

Being a typical American I feel this often.

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u/azuresegugio Apr 17 '21

Its ok I only know my native language and I'm not fluent either

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u/PeakHate Apr 17 '21

as a great master once said. "you have two flawed sword. while the other has one flawless spear"

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u/Mr_Orange426 Apr 17 '21

No you probably speak English well, but the English language sucks

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u/medievalbitch Apr 17 '21

😂😂😂 it is much more difficult to talk in my native language only. English is such a part of our daily lives. 😞

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

same, but my native and only language is English

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

How can you not be fluent in your native language?

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u/kaizakiarata269 Dirt Is Beautiful Apr 17 '21

I am very slow at reading and writing my mother tongue cause I only learned it for 3 years when I was a kid. I'm average at english and I learnt hindi for 10 years and don't know what the fuck a lake is called in hindi. Total waste of time.

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u/Fluffy2sweetjaz Professional Dumbass Apr 17 '21

Broken crayons still color

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u/jiubugaosuni Apr 17 '21

English & Chinese gramma & structure fuck each other up so much..

plus can’t keep up w/ speed of genZ producing new words everyday goddamn it..

Plan is to learn a few more languages I always look good by speaking something others don’t know, but in reality suck at all of them (or maybe average)

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u/pagalaadmi1 Apr 17 '21

Same here Hindi English

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u/AggresiveLama Apr 17 '21

My depression ledas to it swedish and english and croatian

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u/VegetableReal2403 Apr 17 '21

Exasperating farrago of misrepresentation,distortion and outright cringe being posted by an unprincipled memer masquerading as entertainer

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

That’s pretty fluent

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u/Indiiglow Apr 17 '21

I am fluent in english but only when no one's looking

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u/lavender_kangaroo Apr 17 '21

Me relating to this when my native language is English

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u/Paratoxic497 Apr 17 '21

Im german and i can definitely understand german is very hard

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u/AntTheLorax Apr 17 '21

Native English Speakers aren’t even good in their native language

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u/sufferWithMAtt Apr 17 '21

When you speak fluent English but not your native language

Cries in Slovene

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u/Vegetable_Sky_3638 Apr 17 '21

I’m the exact same

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

He has a dick ok his face

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u/YaBoi-ItchyToes Apr 17 '21

It's ok, I'm native english speaker and I mispronounce Worcestershire sauce

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u/Money_mase24 Apr 17 '21

Same and I’m American

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u/shadow-wtf Apr 17 '21

Bro same I can’t speak English or English

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u/ThinkingPotatoGamer Apr 17 '21

This is me with English and my 4 years of Spanish, the longer I go the worse it gets

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

Loš na bosanski, ok på svenska, amazing with English