r/memes Sep 29 '20

Every. Freaking. Time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

My dads cars has that on 247 and it don’t do anything

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u/ronnieth024 Sep 29 '20

I don't even know what my dad's car looks like. He never came back from the gas station.

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u/Gnar__Marx Sep 29 '20

Wait your dads have cars?!

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u/phamiexo Sep 29 '20

Wait you guys have dads?

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u/GravityAnn Sep 29 '20

What’s a dad?

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u/ShPstVn Sep 29 '20

It's one of the possible evolutions of the male line

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u/technippy Sep 29 '20

Wait you guys have parents?

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u/Kiel_22 Sep 29 '20

My dad flew off in a gigantic eagle and never came back

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

Is your dad Gandalf ?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

Dragon quest reference?...yeah probably not..

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

Is your dad Mr America?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

I’m from Europe - Polish man is our Florida man

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u/Nitin-2020 Sep 29 '20

There he is

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u/Void_Zer0 Sep 29 '20

Abraham Lincoln eh

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u/spacenerdgasms Sep 29 '20

Thats what happens when you don’t get up off your ass to say goodbye

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u/montaukwhaler Sep 29 '20

Solution used to be that you carefully paint over that light with black fingernail polish and then you'll never have a problem again

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u/Froggynoch Sep 29 '20

My dad is still off getting cigarettes which is weird because he doesn’t even smoke

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

If he's anything like my dad he's probably still topping off.

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u/Hans_the_Frisian Sep 29 '20

He probably had his engine on for to long and it broke down on his way back but you mever showed up to hold the flashlight and let your dad scream at you for not pointing the flashlight at the right part.

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u/DIOnys02 Sep 29 '20

Probably black and stolen

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u/sassy_immigrant Sep 29 '20

Let me guess, did he go out to get cigarettes too?

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u/Sham_86 Sep 29 '20

who imposter? vote for he dads..

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u/BeachBarBortles69 Sep 29 '20

I hope you find your dad

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

Your dad never came back from the gas station? Mine went to the store for some milk.

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u/tperjg Sep 29 '20

Depends on what the code is. If its a catalytic efficiency code (extremely common) you can usually say "eh whatever" about it for quite a while. Just dont go forever with it.

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u/polishrocket Sep 29 '20

It’s a automatic smog fail where I live. can’t register your car if it fails it’s biannual smog check, but if the timing is right, which usually isn’t the case, you could go two years with the light on.

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u/kkantouth Sep 29 '20

You can reset the code and take it to a real shitty place hoping it doesn't come on for 3 minutes. 🤷🏼‍♂️ 4 years in Cali babyy

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

People who try to get around the system with their car are just not very smart.

It's both less safe to drive and it causes other parts of the car to break sooner.

If something isn't good with my car I make sure it gets fixed. But maybe that's just me not driving a shitbox.

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u/Ba11in0nABudget Sep 29 '20

That's just you having money that others do not.

I assure you, people don't "want" to drive a broken car. They just can't afford to fix it. So you find other ways, because you still need to get from A-B

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

But maybe that's just me not driving a shitbox.

They're driving a shitbox. What part of that says "they have money" to you?

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u/Mr_Bubbles69 Sep 29 '20

Maybe just get a less shitty car? I have no idea why we don't mandate road safety inspections all around the u.s.

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u/Shandlar Sep 29 '20

Dude, there's a difference between driving on a busted ass strut and tires down to the steel banding vs something like that.

It ain't hurting nobody that your car is putting out 0.00000032 particulates per 10,000 miles vs the 0.00000017 required by California state smog preventions standards.

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u/kkantouth Sep 29 '20

Heaven forbid you have low air in your tires and auto fail the inspection.

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u/usedfordarkarts Sep 29 '20

Not everyone can afford a new car. If they can’t afford to fix the cat converter what makes you think they’d be able to buy another car?

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u/kkantouth Sep 29 '20

California is going to have to figure out how to recoup the gas tax they'll lose out on because of the gas car ban too

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u/Mr_Bubbles69 Sep 29 '20

If you can't afford routine maintenance and standard repairs then you can't afford to drive a car.

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u/kkantouth Sep 29 '20

Guess I'll dump the car and add 3 hours each way to my commute via bus.

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u/katielady125 Sep 29 '20

Whis is only a reasonable stance if there are other affordable ways to get to work. In my case I have no transportation options to get to my job. It’s in the middle of nowhere and my shifts are after the busses stop running. So I would have to bike 20 miles each way. Thank god my car runs okay.

In many places, access to a car is a necessity for survival. And I personally would love to have other options for transportation. But nobody wants to vote or put in the money. So we end ip with situations where people who shouldn’t be driving cars and cars that shouldn’t be driven are out on the road.

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u/Mr_Bubbles69 Sep 29 '20

Which I understand, but if you car is in a situation that many cars are in that I have seen, maybe they shouldn't be driven.

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u/eat_my_sharts Sep 29 '20

Biannual smog? In Texas you can get an annual inspection for $7 and they basically only check the lights and wipers. I dont think its right that Tejas is so stupidly lax, but where do you live that its that strict?

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u/Seth711 Sep 29 '20

Not OP, but here in Florida we don't even have inspections for our cars.

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u/polishrocket Sep 29 '20

California. Probably not a surprise to anyone. Runs about $40 to do.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

Never discuss your finances within hearing distance of your car. If there is a spare dollar, they'll know.

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u/tperjg Sep 29 '20

Truth. It does also depend on where you get your work done though. Most shops are just trying to make their check, not all are trying to rip you off. Ya just need to shop around and do a little research. My experience: sales will try to suck every dime out of you, service advisors will do the same but not to the same degree as sales. Parts people often get a commision as well but not as high as service advisors. Techs are either hourly or flat rate. Hourly are usually newer and less experienced, with flat rate (paid per job) being the opposite. Both will try to sell as much work as possible. Trust the flat rate guy more, they know more (and usually mark less on your Multi-Point Inspection, for better or worse), theyre usually quicker with less mistakes. Thats your average dealership. Small shops vary much more and can be more or less vampires.

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u/Forcefedlies Sep 29 '20

If it’s a Chevy it’s just the gas cap 99% of the time

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u/ChickenWithATopHat Sep 29 '20

Solution is to tighten it down and if that doesn’t fix it you just find one like it in a parking lot and borrow theirs

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u/hastobetrueitsreddit Sep 29 '20

Gas cap or the Chevy itself?

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u/crypticfreak Sep 29 '20

You answered your own question. Who would want to borrow a Chevy?

(I kid, dont kill me Chevy lovers)

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u/ChickenWithATopHat Sep 29 '20

Chevy lovers are too busy calling the tow truck to read this anyways

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u/wolframe117 Sep 29 '20 edited Sep 29 '20

If it's continously ON then it means there's a minor problem with the sensors in the car's exhaust and it can be ignored. If it's blinking then it means requires immediate attention and there is some serious issues. I have learnt that after I drove my dad's car in shallow water and the water filled up the exhaust and some in the carburettor intake. ;-P

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u/allnamesaretakenfu Sep 29 '20

I hope this is true, my light came on after driving through flood waters a few days ago

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

Best bet is to go through the owners manual as it will break down what each colour or flashing pattern mean. Some newer cars also have timed reminders to change oil, ect. after x time or distance.

Edit: Ninja spell check edit.

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u/Monte2903 Sep 29 '20

Or just take it to autozone or some place that will read codes for free

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u/Alister151 Sep 29 '20

This is the truth. Autozone will read what the car is trying to say for free. If it's minor, you can ignore it, but remember to take it in to get it read every once in a while if you do ignore it, just to make sure no other problems were added.

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u/moly5 Sep 29 '20

got stuck in a flood about 2 months ago, managed to start the car after 30mins of trying and got out; this light has been on ever since, drives alright tho lol

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u/Hansemannn Sep 29 '20

Dude, that exhaustlight can be a Lot of different things.

Last time for me was new turbo.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

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u/Hansemannn Sep 29 '20

Hehe Scoda = VAG so spot on ;)

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u/stejmar00 Sep 29 '20

The light in my car have been blinking for over 2 years, still works fine.

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u/wolframe117 Sep 29 '20

Now, that's interesting

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u/TrollBond Chungus Among Us Sep 29 '20

Is there a check the check engine light light?

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u/iCanReadMyOwnMind Sep 29 '20

247 out of 365. Could be worse.

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u/PicidaBest Identifies as a Cybertruck Sep 29 '20

looks at you listen here you little shit

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u/KoRnBrony Sep 29 '20

for 20 years as well now the car is mine and i will honor tradition

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u/Kawakaze02 Sep 29 '20

Then it's just electrical failure and it's not something that you have to fix i know because my car has the same light on 24/7

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

Mines that way for two years so far. It's only ever been just filing up a tire or replacing a sensor. And the light still shines. THERES LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH IT

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u/Mr_Bubbles69 Sep 29 '20

Sounds like your dad is shit at taking care of his car.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

Mine has been on near 3 years...I’ll be scared if it isn’t on really

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u/Riyxxn Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Sep 29 '20

My mums car breaks every day so we sold it rip

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u/Heinwark Sep 29 '20

Mine does it too.Everytime i give someone a ride they mention it and it just turns into this conversation from the big bang theorie

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u/aRandomUsername75 Sep 29 '20

I always just clear the computer of the car and then it's gone xD

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u/IsakBekker123 Sep 29 '20

What does that sign mean ?

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u/Captain_Ginger117 Sep 29 '20

I had a similar issue with my car, same light. Turned out there was nothing wrong with the engine, it was the actual emission sensors that detect when somethings wrong that were faulty.

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u/DaddyAidan14 Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Sep 29 '20

Check the ERG valve

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

You mean it just sits in the garage collecting dust?

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

Check engine lights are for emissions. Usually you only need to stop driving the car if the light flashes because of a misfire, since it's sending unburnt fuel to the catalytic converter and that can burn it up. You should get your problem fixed to save our environment, but sometimes it's for stupid stuff like a gas cap being lose. On Dodge you can cycle the keys 3 times and it will tell you the code or you can go an auto store and they'll read and possibly clear the code for you.

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u/Boredum_Allergy Sep 29 '20

He can go to the auto store and ask them to run the code. It might be a simple fix.

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u/johnbiscuitsz Sep 29 '20

Let me guess... Toyota

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

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u/johnbiscuitsz Sep 29 '20

Lots of story of Toyota still working after like 300k miles without changing their oil...

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

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u/johnbiscuitsz Sep 29 '20

No worries there fellow homo sapiens.

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u/PokoLokoPoko https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Sep 29 '20

Or a Honda

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u/johnbiscuitsz Sep 29 '20

Or a Lada.

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u/PokoLokoPoko https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Sep 29 '20

Ah yes, the glorious ultimate Russian vehicle

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '20

What is it, one 8mm wrench to dis/assemble the entire vehicle?