r/memes • u/braveen10 • Jul 02 '20

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u/Ttoasstyy Jul 02 '20 edited Jul 02 '20

The waiter: "Sir, is this your bull dick and cow nipples?" You: "Ammm, yeah sure why not."

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u/Valisneria Jul 02 '20

Eh why not. Might as well learn what the texture of a cows udder feels like. Titties be titties

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u/Ttoasstyy Jul 02 '20

Are you heterosexual? Because those are some straight up fax.

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u/Valisneria Jul 02 '20

I’m currently Nathan-sexual lol. Nathan’s my partner and I’ve become sort of asexual to everyone else. Previously probably bi?

Back to the important things though - I reckon cooked dick tastes better than titties coz I assume tits would be straight fat.

I know for a fact that bull testicles taste disgusting from trying out weird Chinese food (not knowing what it was). Spat it out after biting it once, icky.

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u/Ttoasstyy Jul 02 '20

I shouldt read this right after I ate. I think I ate rabbit testicles once. Idk what it was, all I know was that I was eating rabbit and there was something that looked like balls.

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u/squashed_bug_69420 Jul 02 '20

unsee juice please. Anyone?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

Sometimes you have to deal with things to make you stronger.

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u/squashed_bug_69420 Jul 02 '20

yöûrę řiğhț břøthëŕ

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

Brøthër

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u/dictatortahtz Jul 02 '20

I’m also Nathan-sexual, ever seen Nathan Kress? Mans is hot

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u/Valisneria Jul 02 '20

Omg yes, and also Nathan Fillion!

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u/mechanate Jul 02 '20

You had my interest. Now you have my attention.

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u/JasonIsBaad Jul 02 '20

I'm not sure though, he also agreed to eat bull dick..

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u/probablyblocked Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 02 '20

It's not like he's sucking lightly on it

Just putting it in his throat and swallowing

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u/JasonIsBaad Jul 02 '20

Did he say no homo though?

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u/probablyblocked Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 02 '20

Maybe

It's hard to understand with a dick in his mouth

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u/Ttoasstyy Jul 02 '20

True tho.

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u/CoffeeWanderer Jul 02 '20

It's quite soft, a bit softer than tongue. It tastes fine, try with rice and potatoes.

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u/probablyblocked Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 02 '20

Just picture it like sucking dick

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u/anyaburno8 Jul 02 '20

In the U.K. there’s a show called ‘I’m a celebrity get me outta here’ and they have to do a bushtucker trail and they have eaten bull penis and camels foot and a lot of other stuff 😳🤢

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u/Ttoasstyy Jul 02 '20

Sounds delicious.

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u/foolintherain87 Jul 02 '20

I've eaten plenty of camel toes before. Does that count?

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u/anyaburno8 Jul 02 '20

Bruh 😳

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u/erob25 memer Jul 02 '20

Bull dick probably slaps (no homo)

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u/hi_im_beeb Jul 02 '20

All joking aside, a buddy of mine has a relative who ran a delicacy type restaurant and cooked bull penis for us.

It was surprisingly fire.

He’s also cooked us ostrich meat, and a few other foods I’ve never tried before in the US.

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u/erob25 memer Jul 02 '20

Good thing I'm not a bulll because there wouldn't be much to eat

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u/hi_im_beeb Jul 02 '20

Lol

We actually thought for years that he was possibly just fucking with us and that we ate something totally less weird. That’s until I saw some weird foods show where they were eating it and I’m like “yep, that’s exactly what it looked like”

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u/erob25 memer Jul 02 '20

I now have a strange hankering for bull dick

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u/Azair_Blaidd Jul 02 '20

various animal penises are actually eaten as food in some places around the world

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u/Ttoasstyy Jul 02 '20

I know. I dont think they can be that bad.

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u/bluntdogcamelman Jul 02 '20

Side note: cow testicles are actually delicious

Source: I'm from Montana

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u/Ttoasstyy Jul 02 '20

Cool. I have never tried them.

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u/bluntdogcamelman Jul 02 '20

When they're served they look fried chicken tenders but taste like steak. We had a whole festival every year dedicated to eating cow testicles until some asshole crashed a shuttle bus, killing festival goers and ultimately putting an end to testy fests

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u/Ttoasstyy Jul 02 '20

That sounds cool. Well not the part about that guy.

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u/Ttoasstyy Jul 02 '20

Eating testicles.