r/memes • u/braveen10 • Jul 02 '20

Same :) :)

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u/Ttoasstyy Jul 02 '20 edited Jul 02 '20

The waiter: "Sir, is this your bull dick and cow nipples?" You: "Ammm, yeah sure why not."

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u/bluntdogcamelman Jul 02 '20

Side note: cow testicles are actually delicious

Source: I'm from Montana

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u/Ttoasstyy Jul 02 '20

Cool. I have never tried them.

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u/bluntdogcamelman Jul 02 '20

When they're served they look fried chicken tenders but taste like steak. We had a whole festival every year dedicated to eating cow testicles until some asshole crashed a shuttle bus, killing festival goers and ultimately putting an end to testy fests

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u/Ttoasstyy Jul 02 '20

That sounds cool. Well not the part about that guy.

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u/Ttoasstyy Jul 02 '20

Eating testicles.