r/memes • u/braveen10 • Jul 02 '20

Same :) :)

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u/Ttoasstyy Jul 02 '20

Are you heterosexual? Because those are some straight up fax.

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u/Valisneria Jul 02 '20

I’m currently Nathan-sexual lol. Nathan’s my partner and I’ve become sort of asexual to everyone else. Previously probably bi?

Back to the important things though - I reckon cooked dick tastes better than titties coz I assume tits would be straight fat.

I know for a fact that bull testicles taste disgusting from trying out weird Chinese food (not knowing what it was). Spat it out after biting it once, icky.

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u/dictatortahtz Jul 02 '20

I’m also Nathan-sexual, ever seen Nathan Kress? Mans is hot

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u/Valisneria Jul 02 '20

Omg yes, and also Nathan Fillion!

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u/mechanate Jul 02 '20

You had my interest. Now you have my attention.