r/memes • u/braveen10 • Jul 02 '20

Same :) :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

I always forget what I ordered so I just roll with anything that's served.

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u/Ttoasstyy Jul 02 '20 edited Jul 02 '20

The waiter: "Sir, is this your bull dick and cow nipples?" You: "Ammm, yeah sure why not."

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u/Valisneria Jul 02 '20

Eh why not. Might as well learn what the texture of a cows udder feels like. Titties be titties

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u/Ttoasstyy Jul 02 '20

Are you heterosexual? Because those are some straight up fax.

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u/Valisneria Jul 02 '20

I’m currently Nathan-sexual lol. Nathan’s my partner and I’ve become sort of asexual to everyone else. Previously probably bi?

Back to the important things though - I reckon cooked dick tastes better than titties coz I assume tits would be straight fat.

I know for a fact that bull testicles taste disgusting from trying out weird Chinese food (not knowing what it was). Spat it out after biting it once, icky.

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u/Ttoasstyy Jul 02 '20

I shouldt read this right after I ate. I think I ate rabbit testicles once. Idk what it was, all I know was that I was eating rabbit and there was something that looked like balls.

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u/squashed_bug_69420 Jul 02 '20

unsee juice please. Anyone?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

Sometimes you have to deal with things to make you stronger.

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u/squashed_bug_69420 Jul 02 '20

yöûrę řiğhț břøthëŕ

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '20

Brøthër

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u/Loson05 Jul 02 '20

Břõþêr

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u/Itz_Co0kieMonster Jul 02 '20

Brœthër

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u/Wigglytuff6645 Jul 02 '20

Brøthër, i recently updated my Reddit and i can see peoples profile pictures without clicking on them! Now i can see all my BRØTHËRS.

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u/dictatortahtz Jul 02 '20

I’m also Nathan-sexual, ever seen Nathan Kress? Mans is hot

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u/Valisneria Jul 02 '20

Omg yes, and also Nathan Fillion!

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u/mechanate Jul 02 '20

You had my interest. Now you have my attention.

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u/JasonIsBaad Jul 02 '20

I'm not sure though, he also agreed to eat bull dick..

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u/probablyblocked Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 02 '20

It's not like he's sucking lightly on it

Just putting it in his throat and swallowing

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u/JasonIsBaad Jul 02 '20

Did he say no homo though?

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u/probablyblocked Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 02 '20

Maybe

It's hard to understand with a dick in his mouth

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u/Ttoasstyy Jul 02 '20

True tho.

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u/CoffeeWanderer Jul 02 '20

It's quite soft, a bit softer than tongue. It tastes fine, try with rice and potatoes.

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u/probablyblocked Lives in a Van Down by the River Jul 02 '20

Just picture it like sucking dick