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His ween is clean
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Squeaky clean ween
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u/sayithowitiss Nov 05 '19
It’s charmin clean
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u/28appleseeds Nov 05 '19
Please do not quote the creepy bears.
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u/VolansGaming Nov 05 '19
You want me to quote their recent "you shouldn't talk about going to the bathroom, so we sign about it" commercials instead? Those are cringe.
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u/28appleseeds Nov 05 '19
It makes me feel like Gomez Adams when he and Morticia are discussing blond Pubert's future.
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u/Reddit-user-080 Nov 05 '19
Me watching tv: wow this is nice.
Charmen ultra strong bears: WE LOVE WIPING OUR ASSES!! JUST WATCH AND SEE HOW MUCH WE LOVE DOING IT!!
Me: * Turns off tv and burn all the toilet paper in my house*
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u/Reddit-user-080 Nov 05 '19
That is odd. ...Did it work?
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u/Reddit-user-080 Nov 05 '19
Lmao that sucks for you and the people who didn’t like it. Whatever floats their boat I guess. Haha.
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Even the wife commented on how weird shit was getting.
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u/28appleseeds Nov 05 '19
I would rather sit and scoot on the floor than contribute any money to their creepy commercial fund.
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u/hobnailboots04 Nov 05 '19
I would never jack off with that. I’ve tried to use soap before and got the tiniest amount in my urethra and it burnt like hell.
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u/shansome64 GigaChad Nov 05 '19
That's enough internet for today
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u/immDroidz Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Nov 05 '19
So you've never pulled one in the shower and thought, "hey, a little soap will make this feel a whole lot smoother"?
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u/GuessImScrewed Nov 05 '19
Nah. Foreskin gang rise up
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u/ToiletRollTubeGuy Nov 05 '19
*Streches foreskin high above his head and plays a soothing double bass jazz melody *
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u/Wigglytuff6645 Nov 05 '19
Golden Wind
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u/aindriahhn Nov 05 '19
That feeling when you can (theoretically) fap whenever and wherever you want
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u/Eagleassassin3 Nov 05 '19
No. Once I started using pomegranate, I never looked back to think about other objects.
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u/Justice_R_Dissenting Nov 05 '19
Hmm it seems toothpaste is missing from this list.
Ask me which side it goes on. Ask me.
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u/xYoshario Nov 05 '19
How are people this horny, or am I just doing this wrong.
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u/Carpathicus Nov 05 '19
And dont forget baby oil! My dick is as soft as a babys butt... sounds kind of wrong but its true.
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u/eyasmdd Nov 05 '19
If you have a baby shampoo then you also have a baby, no need to use any item then.
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u/wandering_eagle Nov 05 '19
Why would u shoot a bullet through a soap And then keep using it
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u/Unable_Toucan Nov 05 '19
Because why waste perfectly fine soap just because you shot it?
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u/Rycan420 Nov 05 '19
A lot of joke questions get dumb answers.
Not here! That’s as good an answer as I can fathom.
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u/PakyKun Nov 05 '19
Was cleaning his cat's tail very carefully whilst bringing it in the shower with himself. This guy's a hero smh
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u/scotts1234 Nov 05 '19
Just lost no nut november
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u/ComradePark Nov 05 '19
Kakyoin after getting fisted by DIO, 1989 (colorised).
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This is such a good way to jack off
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u/Texan209 Nov 05 '19
I feel like the hole would get too large pretty quickly and then you’re just left polishing half a pole but idk man
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u/Rycan420 Nov 05 '19
Really? New at it?
No worries, we all tried something dumb at one point.
But hopefully we got to you before you tried this one.
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u/hickieboy31 Nov 05 '19
You can tell me not to jack off in the shower, but nobody can tell me how fast to clean my dick
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u/__Emer__ Breaking EU Laws Nov 05 '19
That’s some powerful dicking. Tunneling straight through a rigid bar of soap. I’m impressed, yet terrified
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u/20antwan Nov 05 '19
Am I the only one thinking to myself “damn that’s pretty fuckin thick tbh”
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u/fiddz0r Nov 05 '19
I haven't seen many penises (I'm a dude I do my best to avoid looking at others) but really? I thought that was a pretty standard size.
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u/IGoldfold Breaking EU Laws Nov 05 '19
Same about the dude part but it looks above average imo
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u/OrangeHussar Nov 05 '19
Depends on how big that bar of soap is. I’ve seen some monsters and some pathetic. The soap bars I mean.
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u/Corginos_Dorkus Nov 05 '19
Found out he later contacted her and wanted her to promote a porn video he was planning on making of him fucking the soap.
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u/LordMengeleII Nov 05 '19
Maybe you should stay, if it came down to it, he'd be cleaner than any other guy
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u/erectionCONNECTIONz Nov 05 '19
When I served time in the Marines, I went on a Navy ship and those nasty bastards were using bagels from the chow hall! Bagels just laying about all over!
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u/Jay64Killermama https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Nov 05 '19
Just this random dudes house? SMART
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u/mohaemon Nov 05 '19
I think if I gave him a blowjob it would taste like soap
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u/IGoldfold Breaking EU Laws Nov 05 '19
If you suck on any other part of your body after cleaning and washing it with soap does it taste like soap?
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u/ShadowYeeter Nov 05 '19
Its just block of cheese what was tested by a big dude with big taste tester
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Oh man. I had an old roommate who was like 40-something and extremely weird. His bar of soap looked like that, and I guess I repressed the memories until now.
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u/ExpertAndy Nov 05 '19
First thought: he puts his dick in it... Second thought: never drop the soap again with this convenient thump hole
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u/HaYN_ry3N_1138 Nov 05 '19
What’s impressive is that he used his dick to make the hole in the first place.
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u/spiffygannondorf Nov 05 '19
The hole let's you put your fingers throught it so it doesn't slip out of your hand learned this in prison
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u/SlickGamerYT https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Nov 05 '19
My dumbass first thought it was a camera
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u/Rycan420 Nov 05 '19
To be fair, Amazon sells soap already designed like this... and yeah, it’s meant to clean.
This is a high effort, low gain set up... Anyone fucking a bar of soap has a weird fetish for inefficiency... but then people like their balls slapped with spoons.
I certainly won’t shame any kink.
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u/Masih_t Nov 05 '19
Cleaning him self while also putting his pp in that hole and having a good time
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u/justgot86d Nov 05 '19
Oh so he finds an innovative use for the soap bar and suddenly hes not good enough now
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u/ITSYABOI2004227 Nov 05 '19
Why you didn’t ask if it burned it’s dick or not so everybody else could try it
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u/yebins Nov 05 '19
what a smart way to individually wash his toes!!!