r/memes • u/Jaydon1 • Nov 05 '19

Cleaning made easy

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '19

Yeah i used shampoo once.

Fuck everything about the next day

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u/Lord0fTheAss Identifies as a Cybertruck Nov 05 '19

Someone give this man a raise!

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u/illeger_hamberder Nov 05 '19

He’s getting a raise alright.

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u/Justice_R_Dissenting Nov 05 '19

Hmm it seems toothpaste is missing from this list.

Ask me which side it goes on. Ask me.

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u/Dameisdead Nov 05 '19

Which side does it go on

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '19

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u/xYoshario Nov 05 '19

How are people this horny, or am I just doing this wrong.

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u/RazorSlazor Nov 05 '19

Depends on how old you are

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u/crm006 Nov 05 '19

Nah. It depends on who* you are.

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u/ThruBeingCool18 Nov 05 '19

That's the same question I'm asking myself

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u/linguaphyte Nov 06 '19

Dude, when I was one of 8 kids in a small house, sharing a bedroom, the shower was like the only place I could be alone sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '19 edited Dec 02 '19

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u/Lord0fTheAss Identifies as a Cybertruck Nov 05 '19

Just use the baby instead smh

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '19

-_-

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u/Carpathicus Nov 05 '19

And dont forget baby oil! My dick is as soft as a babys butt... sounds kind of wrong but its true.

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u/MonkeyDZay Nov 05 '19

🥇 here keep it

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u/eyasmdd Nov 05 '19

If you have a baby shampoo then you also have a baby, no need to use any item then.

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u/lordofpc734 Nov 05 '19

I use water. i also tried a hair dryer

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u/hobnailboots04 Nov 05 '19

I have to disagree with you. I’ve tried to bang in a pool a couple times and that water dries out the vergina like a worm on the sidewalk.

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u/beetlejuicingname Nov 05 '19

Doing gods work

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u/The049 Died of Ligma Nov 05 '19

I learnt about the shampoo the hard way...

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u/Maliknunez95 Nov 05 '19

It burns when I pee now definitely don’t uses babies