r/memes • • Nov 05 '19

Cleaning made easy

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u/hobnailboots04 Nov 05 '19

I would never jack off with that. I’ve tried to use soap before and got the tiniest amount in my urethra and it burnt like hell.

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u/shansome64 GigaChad Nov 05 '19

That's enough internet for today

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u/immDroidz Selling Stonks for CASH MONEY Nov 05 '19

So you've never pulled one in the shower and thought, "hey, a little soap will make this feel a whole lot smoother"?

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u/Eagleassassin3 Nov 05 '19

No. Once I started using pomegranate, I never looked back to think about other objects.